#Stephanie brown regrettably has Kite-Man as a rival

[angstandhappiness]

BAH HAH HAH

Kite-Man meets Spoilers 'boyfriend'

Kite-Man carries money bags to the van he's helping other goons fill up.

Kite-Man (singing): I love stealing. I love taking things.

Kite-Man hears a ping on his phone from Golden Glider. While he texts her that he's safe, the other goons get taken down. He turns around and sees Spoiler and Red Robin (Tim).

Spoiler: Dang it, no! No! Why does it feel like we're linked to meet by stars? Is this a punishment for my father's crimes? Lord, if you can hear me, sins of the father much!

Red Robin: Hi, Kite-Man.

Kite-Man, unaware that Spoiler hates: Hey Red Robin. Hey rival, how's it going?

Spoiler: You know what? I got to go. Red Robin you can take care of the-

Red Robin places his arm on Spoiler's shoulder before she can run away.

Red Robin: You can't leave me alone with him. He's your rival.

Kite-Man: You told him I was your rival? Oh my God have we reached that level of rivalness? Where you tell your family about me? Good looking out girl.

Spoiler, to Red Robin: You're enjoying this for now. Oh, but later. Man, why are you robbing... A bank?!

Kite-Man: I know what this looks like, but I'm not the one who needs the money from the bank, just doing some part-time gooning, you understand?

Spoiler: STOP SAYING THAT LIKE I DO!

Red Robin: Well...

Spoiler: I swear to Christ.

Kite-Man: You guys need a minute?

Spoiler: No! I'm ignoring him, what happened to your bar?!

Kite-Man: I'm still running it, but I can't give up life as the top-tier criminal of Gotham. The bar ownership is a hobby.

Red Robin: You know what's that like Spoiler?

Spoiler elbows Red Robin in the stomach. He winces while laughing.

Red Robin: Worth it.

Spoiler: I say this with the knowledge of how bars work, just run the bar! Give up on crime! Red Robin I swear if you tell Batman I said this I will pour cold water on you while you sleep.

Red Robin puts his phone away in the middle of texting their father.

Kite-Man: Dang man, you might be right... Nah can't give up my mantle of top tier criminal of Gotham.

Spoiler, shaking with rage: You're not!

Kite-Man chuckles.

Kite-Man: She's such a jokester.

Red Robin notices Spoiler clenching her fist with anger. He turns to KM.

Red Robin: Yeah, hilarious lady. I enjoy seeing her angry like this but we got to arrest you dude. I'm sorry.

Spoiler smacks RR on his arm at apologizing to the annoying villain.

Kite-Man: Do you really have to arrest me? Glider does not do well with the bar most of the time... she abstains from alcohol.

Spoiler: She's that type of religious?

Kite-Man: Yeah. Aww you remembered rival.

Spoiler, taking a deep breath: Are the comms on?

Barbara, on the communication receiver: Yup.

Barbara eats popcorn as she listens in.

Spoiler: Red Robin, I will kick you in the shin if you say anything else. Arrest him so we can go.

Kite-Man: Aww, that's sweet you guys are arresting me as a couple. I knew you'd find the right one, Spoiler.

Spoiler blinks surprised.

Red Robin not laughing: Fucking what?

Kite-Man: You guys are a couple. It's all around the villain circuit. I think you two make a pretty good pair.

Red-Robin: Wait a minute, that's not... We're not-

Spoiler: We aren't together anymore- why did I say that?

Kite-Man: You guys broke up? That sucks. Was it your astrological signs? Do they not mix with each other? Because golden glider says that plays a big role of how relationships work out.

Barbara cackles in the background making Spoiler groan. Red Robin covers his blushing face in shame.

Spoiler, gritted teeth: Of course you're into astrology. We're not dating!

Kite-Man, shrugging: Everybody just assumed you guys were banging because you're the ones who team up the most.

Barbara keeps cackling.

Barbara: I can't breathe. I can't breathe! Lord, this is the best night ever.

Red Robin, frustrated and embarrassed: Okay, I'm knocking you out for saying we're dating and then putting the cuffs on you.

Kite-Man: Spoiler, you good with that?

Spoiler throws her hands up and walks away, contemplating her life's choices for the 50th time since knowing Kite-Man.

Red Robin runs to the man and punches him unconscious.