#so many lies

[karlyboyyy]

The JJK S2 opening:

Look at us, being silly goofy kids! Having fun, causing trouble! Making new friends! Look at our sweet baby faces! These are the best years of our lives! Sure we’re gonna fight some curses, but guess what?? We’re gonna have fun doing it because we’re the strongest! Impending doom? Never heard of her! There’s only love, friendship, and smiles 💞✨

Me, who unfortunately knows better:

[angelkeitai]

had a dream i was floating around in a Null Area and millard fillmore was telling me lies

[alex-a-roman]

If "we live alone, we die alone" why am I forced to talk to people every day?

[theshadowrealmitself]

These motherfuckers called me in for jury duty

[shinekittenace]

who’s the worst deltarune character (it’s kris for me. they literally don’t do anything and are so boring ://///)

definitely susie there is nothing more to her than just a bully who hates everyone and wants to make them suffer

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Testament - So many lies

[disasterdragonmaster]

This!!! I do exactly this. I don't always tell the players when I'm doing this to them tho

[maxthesillyy]

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton is a master manipulator in FNAF..

[gumy-shark]

free my girl she did all that shit but if she was a man you'd be all over him AND his crimes

[druid-for-hire]

[images ID: three images of a comic titled "one must imagine sisyphus happy" by druid-for-hire. it is a visual narrative beginning with someone with wrist pain (depicted by bright orange nerves) working at a drafting table. the reader is shown the same wrist as the person uses it for many everyday tasks such as carrying a grocery basket, pushing elevator buttons, typing, and doing dishes, until the pain dissolves all the panels into chaos. the person then performs several physical therapy exercises until the pain subsides. they sit back down at a desk with their laptop, sigh, and begin typing. a small spark of pain reappears. end id]

a fun little piece i made during the semester and submitted into our school comic anthology! (which you can buy at the Static Fish table at MoCCAFest in NYC ;] ). it's about artists and injury

[clairehadenough]

A certain someone insisting that Chris wouldn't be willing to do things like travel overseas (as a multi millionaire...) FOR HIS WIFE, because he’s said he prefers to be home when he was a bachelor (which also doesn't mean that the guy never goes anywhere 🙄), once again shows that she's very much NOT married. It's common sense, that you'll adapt to the circumstances that arise with your choice of spouse (Oh no! He wouldn't ever marry someone who he has to regularly visit beautiful Lisbon with! Such a bother!)🤦‍♀️ Besides: Chris has done more travelling in his life so far already, than many will be able to do in their lifetime, they do realize that, right? Even just within the US. He likely in part prefers to stay home in his free time, because he get's around for work a lot anyways. Have they ever thought of that?

My eternal question is does she believe the stupid things that she says? Or she just knows people will believe her regardless? And believe me, we know so, so much about all the things she lies about. Specifically that thing you mentioned 😂

[pose4photoml]

The sad part is even with the warning… a lie was still told!!

[forgettable-au]

END OF CHAPTER ONE

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 65-72)

* Time to put this puzzle together.

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

[inkskinned]

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met