#so gay so clueless

[darthluffy]

These two lesbians were so useless they turned and looked to the DM for help 3 times after deciding to kiss. I love them

[cozylittleartblog]

i now understand how certain people felt when harpy eda was revealed 😳

prints here

[ecstarry]

@jegulus-microfic / more / 272 words / @fromagony @star4daisy

Sirius had been standing for five minutes outside his own dorm trying to figure out if opening the door would be something he would regret for the rest of his life. He could hear James and Regulus talking, he could even understand what they were saying.

“James, I want more,” his brother insisted with a pouting voice.

“Regulus, you’re getting greedy,” James said and Sirius could hear his best friend smirking. 

“I will let you know when it’s enough, Jamie.” 

“Last time you couldn’t even move after you finished.” Sirius felt sick.

“I don’t care about that. I want more now.”

Sirius couldn’t take it anymore and opened the door at once.

“Stop!” Sirius demanded loudly with one hand covering his eyes. 

“Pads, what are you doing?” James said, laughing at him. 

Slowly, Sirius opened his eyes and saw through his finger. 

“Oh.”

Regulus and James were sitting on the floor over a blanket, each with a plate full of pasta in front of them. James was holding a cheese grater over Regulus’ dish. 

“Everything okay, brother?” 

“I thought- What were you guys talking about?” Sirius asked, still trying to ground himself. 

“My boyfriend over here conveniently forgets he’s lactose intolerant when it comes to parmesan cheese.”

“Oh! That’s why he couldn’t move after he finished…” Sirius muttered to himself. However, not quietly enough to keep Regulus from hearing him and burst out in laughter. 

“You’re a perv! Now leave, because I do have plans to do exactly what you were thinking about.” Regulus stood up and pushed him out the door. 

Sirius did not wait to listen to them this time.

[cowboylikesel]

i cannot understand for the life of me how anyone can look at the way tommy interacts with eddie and the way he interacts with buck and come to the conclusion that he wanted to date eddie first before he realised that buck was interested. like genuinely HOW?

[sh4-rkz]

Do you ever think that in Logan’s universe they don’t have certain things? Like they don’t have certain holidays, or celebrities, or historical events, or anything like that, and suddenly he’s trying to get his head around wtf nfts are because he did NOT have these ugly little shits back there

He gets used to it but I think it’d be funny for him to spend an hour asking why popcorn or some regular shit exists

[kentjohnson91]

[dead-arcane-detectives]

Obviously everything about the DBD cancellation makes me absolutely furious but there is one specific thing that makes me so mad.

We were robbed of Charles at full jealousy.

Before Charles could always play off his jealousy as suspicion because Cat King and Monty are both antagonists of season 1.

But when Edwin inevitably starts dating, Charles will very much be jealous and there will be no way for him to cover it up.

When/if Edwin starts dating an innocent guy with no reason for anyone to be suspicious of and Charles feels jealous.

When that happens Charles will start to question himself.

Bisexuality has been around forever but I don’t think Charles had heard about it especially at his young age because it wasn’t widely discussed in the 80s.

One of my theories is that Crystal will mention being with a girl and Charles will get all confused because she also likes boys and then Crystal will explain it to him.

The Charles will realize his feelings for men specifically Edwin.

But point is Charles will be like ultra jealous with no way to cover it up. And I absolutely love jealous Charles and I would love to see his full jealous potential.

Bonus: this is more cliché but WE WERE ROBBED OF A PAYNELAND KISS I consider this very homophobic of Netflix 😡🤬

Tagging @netflix so they know they robbed us

[lollytea]

I need to watch Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure to reach my final conclusion on if she's even attracted to men

[tokkosoap]

GS oc!

I've been constantly rereading GS and decided to make my first post here about my ocs (despite how long I've used tumblr I never grasped the posting much)

The brown Stonekrovn is named łodyga(pronounced Woah-dih-gah) and hes Splicecutters bf

Splice cutters whole shtick is basically "thought to be dead by his mouth, Adopted by 2 outcast lesbians, has no clue about his heritage so based on stigma and stereotyping from others he assumes his breed of deer, Stonekrovns, are cannibals until he finds łodyga. Lucky Splicecutter however cus he managed to somehow find the ONE stonekrovn that actually DOES eat deer!",

Tldr: gay wolf deer falls down cliff and is adopted by lesbians, fears his heritage is full of cannibals and when he finds one of his kind and falls in love, turns out they're actually a cannibal

@goldenshrikecomic

[doomedtokill]

only thought is prongsfoot finally admitting their feelings for each other

[gfbillpotts]

sometimes i remember guillermo was only officially announced as gay last year and i wonder if any straight people watching were actually surprised

[mooninagust]

we are truly stands for we are idiots bc how do you look at this and don't realize your friends are madly in love with each other and would get married in a heartbeat if anyone even implied it

[heaartshaped]

This is so funny like is this how they refer to gay people now. A friend of lord golden

[bbloodyashes]

Im not really a fan of the whole ‘Regulus knows everything.’ Idea. Because that man is actually clueless in the real world.

This: Regulus doesn’t know how to knit because that’s a house elf’s responsibility. But Sirius knows how to knit because Effie knows how to knit.

Regulus doesn’t know how to fix a broken window without magic, but Sirius does because Remus does.

Sure Regulus could be smarter academically, but really, he knows nothing about being outside.

NOW PUT THAT MAN ON A CAMPING TRIP

[thepoisonroom]

lit grad programs are NOT sending their best why did some guy just confidently tell me that there's "far too much emphasis on amateur reading and communicating with non-experts"

[parkwatcher]

his shirt...