#so cranky

[oceanfloorfires]

The living embodiment of Reproach(tm)

[generalgri3vous]

dont ya hate it when you make a joke and one of your parental units turns it into a whole-ass lecture? Y'all, i havent even gone to bed yet and this fool is acting like the joke i made is a personal attack. Like. CHILL not everything is a military-grade attack against your ego. :/

[sidhewrites]

Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on

[wombywoo]

retired 🩶

[sneckoil]

sending this as a company-wide email to every house fan

[thevermingod]

absolutely in a foul mood rn because the dry skin around my eyes has become so irritating and it’s not going away no matter what I do

[jicklet]

Ember and Wade in Elemental (2023)

[bluerosefox]

Little Danny's Big Adventure

New idea.

Okay now hear me out.

-Pulls out AU idea cauldron and tosses stuff into it-

Let's put in some Ghost King/Prince Danny.... But also some deaged to toddlerhood Danny that gets yeeted into the DCverse!

Like imagine, tiny baby Danny with his tiny crown of ice floating above his head and his galaxy cape wrapped around him and uses it like a baby blanket. He didn't mean to fall into a different universe, a natural portal opened up and he was being a curious little thing! He didn't mean to trip and fall in during his nap time.

Nor was he expecting to fall into this realm during a rogue attack and knock out said rogue cause they were being a meanie and harming people and now Danny just wants his nap time cause he spent a lot of his tiny engery and he wants to find a nice spot.

Danny finds a place to crash, snuggling himself into his cape and the astronaut bear Danielle got him during her last visit that he takes everywhere since.

He's out like a light as the door to this safe house that belongs to one of the Bats opens up.

Meanwhile. In the Infinite Realms, Queen Regent Jazz is going into Mama Bear Jazz Mode trying to find her deaged brother, keeping the Realms in check, and is resisting the urge to put CW in time out Soup Time because he's being cyptided again about Danny whereabouts!!! UGH!

[stellarbisexual]

Anyone in a writing discord that meets regularly?

Or Zoom? I'm *desperate* for some external writing accountability.

Bonus if it's fellow Fandom Olds bc I'm cranky. lol.

[femd-archive]

a/n: a lil' something, cause i've been away for sooo long...

cw: timeskip!kuroo | mommy kink | inspired on this video (nsfw link)

tetsu''s tie hangs messy on his neck as he's hopelessly moaning for the two fingers of yours that are thrusting on him like you want to get deeper. his hips move at the same time, trying to ride your fingers as his pretty cock bounces on top of his tummy.

after a long day of work, he hasn't had the chance to make a change of clothes before he gets dragged by you on the couch and ended up making out with him on top of you; your praises made him dizzy and in no time, he's naked from the bottom and taking your fingers with no complain.

"worked so hard today, tetsu. wanna ride my fingers until you cum, baby?" you coo at him as he reaches to kiss your lips once again, moaning agianst your mouth.

"y-yes mommy...please" he whines, looking at you with those pretty puppy eyes. cutie.

he shifts around on your lap until he's finally facing you. he pecks your lips shortly before hugging from from your shoulders, hiding his face on your neck and starts riding your fingers like they were your strap. the room soon enough fills with his moans as he thrusts his hips again and again, rolling his eyes back as feels you reach his prostate.

his head falls back and he supports his weight on your thighs as his hips keeps moving, dick twitching before it finally releases ropes and ropes of cum that makes your shirt dirty, but you're not complaining as you see tetsu's cute face as he cums.

he finally comes down form his orgasm, and when he's done, he flashes you with a tired grin, making your heart melt at how cute he looks. you drag him back in your arms, showering his neck and face with kisses, making him giggle.

"shower?" you simply ask.

"mmh, yeah" he simply answers.

and yet, neither of you moves from that cuddle position for the next 30 minutes.

[zuzu-draws]

Cranky post war 'bito :> his grump is truly when his Uchiha side shines!

[modmad]

When I got my copy of Unbecoming, I was a little distressed that how it was bound meant the act of reading it bent the pages. By the time there was a freak accident that upended an entire coffee cup on it, speckling the cover and every single page in a unique fawn pattern, I'd read far enough that I understood the book simply wanted to look like that.

sorry my dude maybe one day when someone in a book publishing company wants it we can get books with proper sewn binding and better layout but I am absolutely thrilled! that all just means that the book is being Read and that's far more important than it looking pretty and yes, all of that stuff is on the inside of the words too!

btw if you want to buy a copy of my very first prose book so you can read it and bend the pages and cover them in coffee you can get it right here!

[backwoodsbigfoot]

Lmao poor buddy, he really was having the most horrible time

I mean look at him, is that a man who’s having fun?

Boromir’s inner thoughts: “oh no oh no oh no; no one explained anything to me, what’s HAPPENING”

[capricornlevi]

nsfw, mdni!!!!

your neighbour nanami, who's grown awfully tired of seeing you bring stranger after stranger into your apartment, the smug looks on their ungrateful faces as you tug them by the sleeve down your shared hallway. he shuts his own door behind him with a frown etched on his face and a familiar ache wracking through his body.

neighbour nanami, who is sick of seeing these strangers leave the following morning when he goes out to collect his coffee and the morning paper, shit-eating grins on their faces despite not earning any degree of self-satisfaction. your shared walls are thin, painfully so, and so nanami has first-hand evidence of their mediocrity.

neighbour nanami who has started to notice the way you brush up against him whenever you rush for the elevator at the same time; with him holding open the door, your lower back grazing against him slowly, deliberately as you duck under his arm. it could have been an accident at first, maybe clumsiness the second time, but he has since figured you out.

the way you fold your clothes in the laundry room when you know he's there: tiny dresses, lacy nightgowns that must cling to every curve, every piece of lingerie that he makes no effort to avoid staring at and you make no attempt to hide.

the way you've started to meet his eye when he sees you in the hallway bringing other people home. how you know he watches, daring him to make his move at last. letting him know his attempts to hide his jealousy have failed pathetically.

so when he shows up at your door late one night, his usually-tidy hair unkempt and tie undone around his neck, desperation emanating from him like a fever, you know you've won.

neighbour nanami who has no qualms in showing you how he can fuck better than any of the pathetic lowlives that never knew how good they had it. nanami who smiles as he puts his mouth everywhere that will elicit one of those pretty noises from your lips, who takes you against the shared wall between your apartment and his, just as he imagined all those nights with his cock in his own miserable hand.

this was a battle of wills he had no shame in losing.

[hitwiththetmnt]

Based on @butterfilledpockets B.E.N.T. au of the future turtles.

P1 (I have some more to post)

P2

I’m definitely not fully versed in the details and personalities for each bad ending turtle, but I imagine this would definitely be a conversation they have because everyone misses good food

[jeeaark]

Alright. So. I'm not making this triangle conclusion because I like triangles

But because it's the only. the only conclusion I could make

For the morning after. After noticing Babe-

YOU'D THINK it'd go that Lae'zel and friends would never find out because even though I wanted to tell Lae'zel, A SHAME IT DIDN"T GIVE ME THE OPTION. A SHAME THE GAME WANTED ME TO KEEP THIS A DANG SECRET FROM MY TEAM AND JUST HAVE SOME SIMPLE-ASS INTERNAL CONFLICT.

But ohnononono, this magical patch 0 playthrough had other plans. Because for some reason. Babe was talking like we were in ACT 1 again. Babe became a killer coconut again

Babe knew. BABE KNEW ABOUT LAST NIGHT. AND BABE WAS CRANKY (understandably so of course)

And yet. Babe was also still allowing kisses. so. not. not OVER. BABE STILL LOVED THIS IDIOT HALF-ORC.

So. I could only conclude this. This is why.

and totally not because apparently it was a glitch (that they now fixed) all along pff

SO. Maybe just. This once. With this Tav. This playthrough. A Godsdamn Love Triangle friggin' happened alfdjkkasdj

Bonus (Because Greygold had to tell somebody):