#shioshpam

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sending this as a company-wide email to every house fan

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god the king’s speech is still the movie of all time

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Glad it arrived safely!!! Thank you for the support ☺️

ohhh my god my copy of the toxic priest yaoi (by @sneckoil) came in and I absolutely devoured it. time to reread it again immediately

(psssst! for my Malevolent mutuals, if you like unhinged Oscar you will love this please buy it so I can talk to someone about it!!! only 15 usd for the digital or 30 for physical)

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why did wilson feel the need to go gender neutral when talking about the homewrecker he cheated with that made him fall out of marriage? why did house feel the need to describe his ex-bandmate with “if he was a woman i would have married him” ? why did they both say “you’d be surprised with what you can live with?”

There is no closet there are only two men afraid of changing the dynamics of the good thing they already have

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HEEEELP HOW IS HE SHORT ENOUGH FOR HOUSE TO KEEP HIM DOWN WITH ONE HAND

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The olympics are yet another microcosm of global injustices. ​the türkiye pistol guy though. i love him dearly and i also dont want to learn Anything more about him

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house’s subconscious at cuddy: dont do this to her. she’s not your keeper. you’re not her responsibility.

house’s subconscious at wilson (verbatim): he loves you and you love him. Tell him you love him.

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monsignor pruitt

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house tests wilson like old testament god (cruel, sweeping, demanding) and wilson tests house like new testament god (forgiving, patient, silent).

they both demand sacrifice in different ways — house always demands wilson’s attention, invades his relationships, leaves him making up for his mistakes. But wilson calls upon house’s devotion once in a blue moon. ultimatums that house knows not to push, because he’s too scared to push, because even though wilson’s love is unconditional he’s scared that he’ll forsake him still.

and much like god, they make each other suffer because it’s the only way they can show that they choose to love each other (of their own free will)

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the thing im most parasocial about in dropout isnt even a personality in any show it’s sam reich as a businessman and ceo. im so enamored by his extremely worker-friendly environment and aversion to growth for growth’s sake. as a former business major. I cannot express to you how rare it is to find a person with an overlap of business acumen, intact morality, and a successful platform. it’s always a choose 2, except for the rare exception like sam reich

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i appreciate that hilson fics are just plain house md . like yeah. im sorry hilson just works best when theyre doctors in a hospital. there is no AU setting that would explore their relationship in a more satisfying way. it’s so necessary that AUs will conform to canon. ive read a fic where everything is the same but house is a dragon. Amazing

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this is what i tell myself when i start feeling something for him too

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i woukd love the entire dvd collection of house md. It would have equivalent utility to having a 1/8th scale figure of dr gregory house displayed in my home

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let's see if anyone buys this stupid button pin at the con this weekend

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keep talking and nobody explodes is probably the best game ever to me but the problem is i need to find someone who matches my freak (willing to do high-pressure mini puzzles for hours)