#so I might be drawing that too for funsies.
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neuvi is meeting his peepaw rn
#genshin impact#caluutalks#4.6 spoilers#genshin spoilers#so...... arlecchino's story huh...#god she's so cool and complex and interesting and I LOVE HER STORY QUEST#def one of (if not) the best atm. her bossfight is so cool. I'll ramble more abt her later when i post art of her (i swear im finishing it)#back to scylla n neuvi#so. yeah. we got confirmation that scylla's the prev hydro dragon. ain't that cool. [refer to edit at the bottom]#also i read on the hoyo web prior to 4.6 that he's gonna function as our remurian taxi and i was vv excited for scylla every since#bc it tickles me SO MUCH that the previous hydro dragon that we're gonna meet soon IS GOING TO BE OUR PERSONAL TAXI#also like at the end of the quest we're buddy buddy with him and calling him big guy. I fucking love that. we besties fr#plus scylla did say that he plans to meet neuvillette sometime after the events of the quest so..#so I might be drawing that too for funsies.#anw i'll be doing exploration and later finish the arlecchino art. cya my dear fellows!#edit: apparently I misread and it seems like scylla isn't the prev hydro dragon?? and that he's a powerful vishap (smth of the sort).#either way I'm still probs gonna draw the idea of neuvi and scylla meeting but ig somethings will change.#either way. sorry for the confusion folks.
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mira !!! :]
#isat#in stars and time#isat mirabelle#isat spoilers#<- due to act 3 optional content !#the img might be being chewed due to weird canvas size oops ah well#one of these miras is not like the other#one of these miras doesnt belong ASFASFSDAFA#a majority of these are based on things mentioned / that happen in the house cuz i thought itd be fun to draw :D#so like the wilting plant is from gardening room dialogue#the poster with ppl holding hands and sparkly eyes is (i think??) from some SAPSAPSAAP dialogue in one of the first rooms#i tried looking around ISAT to see if it's also in there too but couldnt find it so uh correct me if im wrong if thats NOT an exclusive LOL#side note the 2 in the poster are some old nuz ocs isatified ASDFASFA#funnily enough tho they are from 2 different games if they actually ever met they would hate each others guts i think. hmm...#however both are also the most qualified to help with promotional stuff so theres that ASDFAFA#mira looking at her bonding proposals is sorta on the tin but#the fact that she has like right next to her while she sleeps in her dresser makes me :(#cuz to me it potrays how much theyve been weighing over her cuz of how close shes been keeping them with her vs putting them on a bookshelf#or something idk if that makes sense i dont have proper words atm#but uhhh moving on chalkboard is from one of the optional events#which i think is! important!!! i dont think ive seen many ppl talk about it but!! yeah!#however i too do not have words on it atm but!!! yeah!!!! moving on for now!#the 'mira' that is really just the change god is ofc from the change god event :]#aaand ofc the iconic finish from mira towards the king#and then some misc miras with swords for funsies tbh ASFAFA#but yeah! i like mira a lot actually but as with many things i do not currently have many words to properly articulate *why*#all i know in my heart of hearts is that she is near and dear and special to me personally#one day. one day i will be able to gather my thoughts in a cohesive manner but that day. is not today!#anyway tag talk over :]
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this show would be good if literally everything about it was different
#read these tags please(unless ur an HH fan in which case please ignore them) >>> I DO NOT LIKE THIS SHOW#i hate viv///ziepop so fucking much its actually unreal. every time i think about her i seethe#been hatewatching it ('legally') nd its awful. like i mean i knew it would be going into it but goddamn. so much worse than i expected#you may be like 'whyd you draw this then'. i wanted to make a finished piece with my redesigns#for funsies me and my boyf have been rewriting/redesigning the whole show . thats been our fun little craft#i feel similar about this that i do about fnaf and miraculous ladybug even tho this is objectively worse in every way#theres this eternal feeling of like. man. if the writers were competent then this concept would be interesting#but theyre not so. here we are#anyway. im gona try not to put hate in the tags lol#but i like how this turned out too much NOT to post it#anyways mutuals please dont unfollow me for this i promise im normal JDSFHJKDFHJDFKHJK#Hazbin Hotel Redesigns#Hazbin Hotel Critical#Angel Dust#Husk#Huskerdust#I guess.#genuinely a little scared to post this ones. im scared ill lose mutuals over this AND/OR fans will harass me for those tags JHKSDFHJKJK#im posting it and then immediately going to sleep. might delete later if even 1 thing goes wrong#EDIT RL QUICK i wanna add: i dont care if you like the show <33 good for you!!! i respect it!! i liked it when i was 14. i just dont now. <#cloudysarts
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chapter 1! (and partially chapter 2?)
(First picture is a redraw from chapter 2's visual piece which is drawn by zumi honnojis! will be below Read More!)
#pokemon rejuvenation#art#mona#mona's last run#oc bracket#honestly the zetta drawing spiraled out of control i didn't even mean to draw the whole thing it was just gonna be lineart#hey jj why didn't you draw the other hand- i underestimated the scale of zetta proportions. my bad.#i realize this is the first time ive really drawn venam and i don't even show her face.... whoops. its on a doodle too...#lilith... the new starter... that is chosen for renegade run. i plan to keep her in party most of the time like beau#but depending on utility that might change. she's doing wonders so far though#i think she was rlly rlly insistent on mona choosing her as her starter. for what reason? shrug.#i drew these for funsies so theres a lot of flaws but thats ok when was it not.
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i often queue my art for later so by the time this posts it's gonna be a very, very, very late fathers day. but like. davey sketch.
(there's nothing funnier than an absolute mountain of a man walking in w the cutest angel wings tattoo. he's the alpha of a super powerful pack but also he's a simp and we love him.)
#so funny story#i tend to go on autopilot when i draw#and i wanted to draw an exasperated davey for the funsies#except i straight up fuckin forgot about gabe#and i only realised that this might be a little Too Much AFTER i finished#i am. so sorry. for this.#hhhhh#digital art#fanart#redacted asmr#redacted audio#sketch#redactedverse#redacted david#redacted asmr david#redacted audio david#david shaw#jo draws
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I am not immune to any cutes - including Rick and Morty cutes, unfortunately (Patreon)
#Doodles#Keroppi#Princess Tutu#Ahiru#Rick and Morty#Drizz#Tinkles the Magic Ballerina Lamb#And friend - and tree lol#Cure#And the really cute preying mantis girl from Vindicators 2 - what was with that miniseries having a bunch of cute designs anyway#This really is a RaM-heavy cutes dump - look if they're cute they're cute! I can't help that!#From the top first tho! Lol#Got the urge to draw some of my Sanrio faves - Cinnamoroll specifically - but I ended up only drawing Keroppi#I didn't think I had all that much of an opinion on Keroppi apart from y'know - cute lol but I like him quite a lot I think!#Simple little guy :) I like those kinds of squishy little guys haha#I already like Kuromi too so I guess I just?? have several faves now?? Alright cool lol bully for me#I can't explain the baseball uniform outside of the stripes and sometimes I just wanna draw a batter - OFFxSanrio when lol#Random e'phant for funsies :) I can't imagine what has me wanting to doodle a little trunk creachur for some reason haha#And then an Ahiru! Hweh!!! I'm still glad I added Princess Tutu to my rotation but hweh ;;#Might have maybe been poking around AO3 for post-canon fics of her being happy - not even necessarily Fix-It Fics just - she deserves happy!#There was a quite cute one of Fakir comforting her during a thunderstorm by running a sinkful of water for her :') Cute#And then the rest - Rick and Morty sheesh#Who could have figured there'd be so Much cutes! Like I personally kinda like the RaM aesthetic - especially the colours they're really nice#And yeah like Tinkles is designed to be endearing on purpose - which now that I think of it that's another thing I really like isn't it#Gigglepies and Osomons and Twonkies... Yeah the parasitic good-memory alien fits right in with that#Too bad we never see their real form while alive it's only their illusory form until they die aw#As mentioned Drizz and the Mantid girl are both so cute like this isn't fair honestly - and those trees??? In the flashback??#There's nearly matching ones in Webkinz actually which I think is very funny lol#Cure is absolutely no help with any of this - doesn't help that Never-Past-Bedtime-Land and Froopyland are both kinda like where she lives#I blame her for enjoying hopping back in she refuses to shy away from enjoyment pfbtl okay fine
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Sea slugs sea slugs sea slugs!!!
Sea slug Kocho sisters!!

Shinobu & Kanae are cyerce nigricans


Kanao is cyerce elegans


#imagine taking a starfish and just attaching it to your head#kny#demon slayer#SS Anne (Sea Slug au)#shinobu kocho#kanao tsuyuri#kanae kocho#octo’s art#I wanted to make Kanae & Shinobu a pinkish/purplish gray respectively#but I’m not as skilled in mixing colors of alcohol markers (u gotta like..rub the marker tips together & then color but jfjdmdk)#I’ll work on it :D#when Im able to make them digitally their colors may change so think of this as a beta#except Kanao I really love how she turned out she’s very pretty <3#also I should mention the frills(?) on the chests. young/immature slugs no matter their gender will have them covering their chest#they shrink as you mature though which is why Kanae doesn’t have any covering her#and why Shinobu’s only partially cover it—she’s not as young as Kanao but not as old as Kanae#they don’t think of each other as naked though#might redraw them later for funsies#might draw very berry sour brite crawler giyuu too
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so if i did nsfw art of hongjoong. hypothetically. would anyone be interested in seeing it,
#i may or may not have dabbled in realism for my besties birthday and drawn her. hongjoong cock <3#with lynx ears bc hes from one of our dm aus#might as well share it with the masses since i worked so hard on it#it was my first time trying hyperrealism/realism(?) and also my first time drawing cock. so it was definitely. An Experience but it was fun#def wanna try drawing more stuff like this idk if i should put it here or on a sideblog#but tbh considering i post my fics on main along w the 49835 gifsets and memes i like#might as well post my art on main too#no sideblog we die like men#(says man w 493859834 sideblogs)#lmk if any of you wanna follow my non kpop sideblog#non fandom posts i just reblog to main so my non kpop blog is literally just. any other fandom i like that i dont have a sideblog for#no organisation no tags no nothing we die like men#HKJSDFJGSKJDFGJKSDJFKG#might end up making a twt for art in which ill prolly promote my fics on there too see if i can snag any new readers#will prooobably be under the same handle as this but unsure#might make a new one just for funsies#anyway#mischiefing time
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Pittyober Prompt 8: Mask
we are just husks seeking
the world's false graces
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goodness gracious i have had NO time for any actual pieces ever since the last one. maybe for the better i need to recover because there's some prompts coming up that i'm REAL excited for,,, but alas you just get scanned pen doodles for now
way before this month i actually had ideas for an armada OC (surprised i went this long without making one, tbh) that was, for whatever reason, not tied to the armada at all and was just off doing their own thing, either being unaware of their affiliation (which is what i ultimately went with for this fellow) or renouncing it entirely.
this guy just kinda wrote themself as i was concepting them because i tried to cover a mistake on the mask and was like "oh wait i could just put a really big hole there. hm" so what i've ended up with is a former marine (kind of, i based their first outfit on the in-game marines) that, somehow, got so busted up that they don't even realize they're a machine, and are now just trying to... live life, i guess. i dunno. i really like how they came out though. even if that first outfit was a nightmare to draw abhjgebjheg
#pirate101#p101#pitty101#pitty fandom#art#hmm... can't really OC tag this guy if they don't have a name yet#dont worry fella. ill think of something soon.#i rlly like these concepts i might come back and properly line + color them between the others i have planned. for funsies#also the italics up there are song lyrics . giggle#masks by aviators. thought it fit idk Look At My Brain Rot Boy#this fellow also has a companion that i have yet to draw... hopefully i'll find the time to sketch her out too#girl help why does life have to happen so much i just wanna make funny pirate game art !!!!!!!!!
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Scheming :)
#I think I spelled that wrong actually#but anywho#planning on some stuff soon#answering a few asks/requests#one mermay piece in the works#and a few non-utmv things for my main blog#but uhhhhh#just having a good time rn#I tried to make my persona into an mha character for the 50-millionth time again but I think I got it finally#I was gonna draw some skeletons but the stupid anime wouldn't leave my brain#might also draw some lore stuff for either doppletale or catacombtale ?#idk#haven't set my computer up again yet so it's just the ipad for now 🙏#i guess I'm just posting this for funsies#maybe I'll redraw one of my old drawings again instead#we'll see#spotatalk#oh and artfight is coming up too#considering putting some of my newer guys in there like Pretender
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why is it easier to color in actual google keeps than in autodesk sketchbook hello
#i mean look at my art tho >:)#my art#my sketch#might try to color this in sketchbook too for funsies#color palettes like this one are fun bc you have to blend stuff together#like this one time i wanted to draw rohan kishibe but i couldn't find any skin color so i used like. orange green and purple#and it WORKED#google keep#ig
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#just thinking of shifter cat Jason#a whole big ass Maine coon#lying down on top of baby kitten Dami and idk duck Tim cuz they were fighting in his ear#cut to him fighting with also cat Bruce only to have giant friendly dog shifter dick just lie down on the both of them#or wolf since those are a heck of a lot bigger#probs cringe and probs already done#but I will embrace it#be cringe and free#the other kids might be easy too#Duke can be a lark as a callback#to his old name#half a mind to make cass a bat just cuz or a Maine coon too just to muddy that shiva relation water a bit more for funsies#steph a golden retriever sounds boring but I think it fits her#understand everything has no thought behind it#and my choice for Jason being a Maine coon was just so I could have a big but not big animal lie down on designated small animals lil bros#all my ideas are literally pulled out of my ass in the moment#I wanna try drawing it tho#Tim could be a bearded dragon too just for that play on words plus there’s rarely bearded dragon rep in shifter AUs#or he can be dangerous in shifter form as a treat and he’d be a Komodo dragon#I’ve been on a giant lizard streak recently o(-(#tegus are adorable o(-(#and I’ve always been in love with big ass animals that’s why I name dropped the biggest domestic cat here#anyways I’m here to say Komodo dragons are adorable and if they weren’t so dangerous I could be petting one right now o(-(#or he can be a crocodile to fit with his love with that very 90s to early 2000s mascot crocky#…#gosh I hate my adhd how the heck did we get here#art ideas
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Some facts about Davrin (and also Grey Wardens and griffons) gathered from the banters
I went through all companion banters on DanaDuchy's channel after playing the game to write down all facts about companions/the world that I haven't seen brought up anywhere in the game as a writing reference (and for funsies).
Note: This list may not be exhaustive. I might have missed some something or didn't write it down because I considered it common knowledge. If you have anything to add, please DM me or send an ask! (do specify what banter the information is coming from, though)
Note 2: Posts from this series (mostly) don't include information from banters specific to quests or between companions and faction members. I plan to do another playthrough to capture more of those and will add any relevant info to the character posts.
Other characters' posts: Bellara, Harding, Lucanis, Emmrich, Neve, Taash. I'm also planning a post about just the Lighthouse some time later

About Davrin
Family and past:
When he was a kid, Davrin broke his arm when his aravel sailed off a ridge
Davrin stlll considers himself Dalish and thinks that will never change
Davrin hasn’t seen his clan since he left the forest. He misses the clan (‘it comes and goes’), Dalish food – especially halla milk and butter — and the sense of a common purpose. The last is why he joined the Wardens
Eldrin lives on his own, not together with Davrin’s clan
Just like Bellara, when Davrin was little, he wondered what it was like to have his own house, shop at the market and make friends with outsiders
Davrin isn’t bothered by the idea of fighting the Elven gods because he never really believed in them, but he is worried about how the events of the Veilguard will impact the reputation of the elves
General:
Davrin drinks beer and wine
Davrin hums to himself :)
Davrin can speak some Dwarven
Davrin doesn’t get the Fade - it’s just too many things at once (the place where spirits live, origin of creation etc.). He has difficulties believing it because it’s something he can’t touch or see
Davrin would’ve left D’meta’s Crossing’s mayor to die
Davrin dumps griffon waste right into the Fade. No reservations about it whatsoever
Life with the Wardens:
Davrin says he never got used to hearing/sensing darkspawn after joining the Wardens
Davrin knows Ramish (protagonist of the Horrors of Hormkar)
The first group of Wardens Davrin fought with had a special system for fighting ogres. One of them would be “Cheese” (bait), drawing the ogre's attention while the others shot it with arrows (so Davrin can either use a bow or was always the Cheese)
Monster hunting:
Davrin can't take most books about monsters seriously, as they are not up to his standards
Fighting monsters is all about the thrill of the chase and tracking a target down rather than the victory
Davrin prefers to fight flesh-and-blood monsters rather than demons
Davrin takes full payment upfront when he hunts monsters for coin
Davrin has many monster trophies (Harding finds them disturbing)
Davrin does taxidermy
Relationships with other companions:
(In conversations with Bellara and Neve) Davrin genuinely believes Lucanis/Spite can kill them all
(In conversation with Harding) Davrin proudly says Lucanis couldn’t take him
Davrin made a little statue with a skull for a face as a gift for Emmrich’s colleague at his request
(If Emmrich becomes a lich) Davrin offers Emmrich to become a monster-hunting team (“Warden and lich. From darkspawn to demons, we've got you covered.”), thinking they could score a lot of coin
Davrin also offers Neve to set up shop together. “Minrathous Monsters and Murders. If it's claws and fangs stirring up trouble, we've got it covered.” Neve suggests Emmrich (and Manfred, if he's alive) joins them
Davrin and Neve met before the events of the Veilagurd on what Neve calls “The Vol Dorma Job”
About Assan and griffons:
Griffons like shiny things. Assan even once stole one of Bellara’s crystals (but later brought it back)
(If Sent to Arlathan Forest) Griffons seem to 'remember' patrolling the forest, like it's a genetic thing
(If sent to the Wardens) Griffons listen to Evka
There’s no definite age for when a griffon is ready to carry a rider. It’s more about size and discipline
(If Rook is in romance with Davrin) Assan gets a little moody/jealous after Davrin and Rook get together
Fade spooks Assan, so he doesn’t fly too far away from the Lighthouse
Assan eats pastries from the kitchen
Assan doesn't like eating vegetables, but Davrin got him to eat carrots after Taash pointed out he needed more fibre in his diet
Assan misses Manfred when he dies
Assan can dive underwater and eat fish
Assan is curious about Neve’s wisps
About Wardens/misc:
Wardens slip Worry Weed into each other’s ale for kicks (it causes paranoia)
There is no definite timeline of how long a blighted person can survive without the Joining. It all depends on the person
Evka is good at telling spooky stories
Weisshaupt has a world-class library with books over a thousand years old
Wooden carvings can become haunted if blood gets on them
Wardens usually eat cold gruel for meals. Nobody knows what's inside it
#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#datv#dragon age#veilguard spoilers#davrin#emmrich volkarin#neve gallus#lucanis dellamorte#assan#datv banters#flowers.txt#meta#references#grey wardens#flowers blogs
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Could you please write high school reader with daddy issues and meeting Jimmy. She lies to her mother to drop her off at a friend's house just to see Jimmy. He grooms her and thinks he has power over her when one day she drugs him ties him up and rapes him when he wakes up. +using a dildo on him for funsies :3
pairing: jimmy x fem!reader
word count: 3.9k
dead dove do not eat: 18+, non-con/rape, dub-con, grooming sort of, age gap, daddy issues, daddy kink, drugs, smoking, virginity loss
author's note: hai no dildo on jimmy unfortunately LMFAO did try to follow everything else tho.. umm this took forever and ending is very rushed and very ass.. it’s this long cause i felt i had to make it a fic for the grooming aspect so . yah. interaction/feedback appreciated!!
You’re on your way home when this strange, shady type you’ve seen lurking outside of your school walks up to you. Is this it? The last moment of your life, the end, kaput? Okay, paranoia’s getting the better of you, might just be a new janitor or something—
“You got a lighter?” He asks ever-so-casually.
He’s… old. Real old. Like, fourty-something kind of old.
“What?”
“A lighter?” He makes a gesture with his hand, pretending to draw a lighter flame with his thumb.
“Umm… no,” why the hell would you have a lighter? “No I—I don’t, sorry.”
You didn’t think you looked that old. Or like you smoke, for that matter. It’s kind of hard to take offense to his words though, when he’s that cute. Cute in a hobo sort of way.
“Fuck,” he curses under his breath, hand gliding down his rough face like you not having a lighter is the worst thing since Elvis.
Is this what they call withdrawal?
“But I think they have some at the store.” You point your finger down the street, giving him a once-over and - for safety - deciding to add, “they’re cheap.”
“Forget it.” He tells you sternly, dismissing you with a wave of his hand like you’re cigarette smoke before walking away—opposite direction to the store.
You’re left there standing awkwardly, shifting your weight across your feet. Body moving before you have time to think, you trail after him.
“I can buy them for you, if you want,” ‘cause you’re a pushover and a people pleaser and an idiot all at once.
He scoffs, glances at you over his shoulder. “You think they’re gonna let a little girl like you buy lighters?”
“Well, I…” You can’t tell if he’s angry with you or if his face just naturally looks like that, pulled into a perpetual scowl.
“Just take ‘em,” he shrugs.
“Can’t you take them?” He might look broke, but surely—
“I would, if I was still allowed in the stores.”
“Oh.” You bite your lip, looking down at your shoes. That’s unbelievably hot. Is he a felon or something?
“Yeah. Oh.”
And so maybe you do end up taking a lighter, casually shoving it into your pocket and walking out of the store, egged on by a man you were convinced was the school janitor. You actually still aren’t sure if he is or not.
He leads you to some lightly secluded street. The sun’s setting and you should really get back home.
“Umm, here…” your hands shake when you hand it over, fingers brushing against his callused ones. “Mister—”
“Jimmy.” He grabs the lighter like it was his all along, like you didn’t just feel your heart falling out of your ass when you committed an actual crime for him.
“Jimmy,” you try out his name carefully, syllables rolling off your tongue in a way that tells you you’re meant to be.
“You know, since you were such a good girl for me,” Jimmy pulls out a cigarette from a package you didn’t know he had and holds it out for you to see. “Why don’t we share one of these?”
It takes a minute for you to get back on earth.
“Oh, I don’t… do that,” you scratch the back of your head, knowing all too well that you’d get a third degree ass beating if your mom knew. “Smoke, I mean.”
“Had my first cig at nine, you’ll be fine,” Jimmy says nonchalantly with the cancer-stick hanging from his lips, his gaze pressing you subtly as he glares up at you. “First time for everything.”
He’s too irresistible and you don’t want to seem like a pussy in front of the only cool, older guy to ever pay you attention.
So you give in. Lord help you.
“O—okay, umm,” you awkwardly take a seat on the pavement next to him, too scared to look him in the eye. “I don’t really know how to.”
“You know how to use a lighter, don’t you?” You wonder how many cigarettes he’s smoked to get his voice this rough. If it gets rougher for every cigarette.
“Yes…” Your experience goes as far as having only ever used matches to light candles.
Hands still shaking like crazy, you struggle to light his cigarette. Jimmy scoffs and you shrink.
“There.”
Once you finally muster up the courage to look at him, it’s clear how unimpressed he is.
“Saw what I did there? You gotta inhale like this,” Jimmy takes another drag and you feel a cough building up in your chest just by watching. “Try it,” he blows out, hands over the smoke.
“Okay…” Jimmy helps you hold the cigarette like he’s your father and you’re his baby and the dart is a spoon. Well, you weren’t wrong about the coughing.
“No, no,” for the first time since you met, his upside-down mouth goes upwards and your heart skips a beat. “Gotta do it twice, so you feel it here,” Jimmy presses his palm to your chest, accidentally brushing his fingertips against your breasts in the process.
“Oh.” You almost moan, thankfully covered up by your coughs.
Jimmy helps you till you get it right, till there’s no cigarette left to be smoked. He doesn’t even put it out, just drops it onto the ground.
“Better keep this a secret from mommy, huh?”
Heat of embarrassment spreads across your face like a wildfire of some sort, and you freeze up. It’s like Jimmy can see right through you.
“Yeah…” you reply quietly, playing with your fingers.
But maybe you end up having your first kiss that evening, exchanging cigarette-flavoured spit with a stranger whom you met only a couple of hours ago. Maybe you let his hand trail further up your thigh than what was appropriate.
And maybe you keep coming back for more.
Hanging out with Jimmy becomes a regular part of your schedule. The secrecy of it is even more of a thrill—feels just like those colourful pills he shows you that make you feel as if you’re on another planet.
Mommy dearest doesn’t know a thing, and daddy dearest… Well, Jimmy’s pretty much the closest thing you have to a daddy dearest.
He’s so different and so cool and you feel so ashamed that you let him touch you and kiss you.
Jimmy’s your new world—he shows you these grassy things that you can roll and smoke like cigarettes and make you all dopey. He shows you this trashy, thrashy music that makes your ears hurt, not just ‘cause it’s that loud but ‘cause it’s that bad. He shows you that fingers can go in holes and places you never knew, that mouths can go where nobody is allowed.
He shows you fun. You think you’re in love.
You think you should die.
Jimmy finishes up rolling his joint, exhaling the smoke right in your face once he’s lit it. “You know, you should call me Daddy while we try it.”
It. The new thing. For you, obviously. The fuck, the sex, the cherry-popping. Jimmy can practically smell your virginity on you.
“You can—you can… do that?” You question meekly, gaze zeroing in on his blunt, too scared to look him in the eye. Too scared to say a sentence properly around him, really. “I mean, it’s not wrong? It… feels kind of wrong, it’s what you call your dad.”
“Knew a guy who called his girlfriend mom in bed.” And that guy is Jimmy, a couple of months ago actually. Not his proudest moment. But what’s done is done.
“Eww,” you snort like he’s told a joke.
After a moment of awkward silence and two guitar solos from the background music, Jimmy puts the dart down, letting the fugly thing sit and burn on a makeshift ashtray in the form of a plate. After 30 years of smoking you’d think he’d be better at getting them to look fucking decent at the very least.
“So? You’re gonna let me fuck you?” Jimmy asks into your neck, kissing it lazily so there’s less of a chance of you turning him down.
“I… don’t know, Jimmy.” You say so quietly he has to physically exert himself to hear you. Shouldn’t have. “I mean, we don’t really know each other that well and I—“
Way to ruin the mood.
He pulls away from your neck, groaning out of pure annoyance. “Come on, don’t be such a fucking milksop.”
“…What’s a milksop?” You ask, wide-eyed and newborn.
God, you’re making Jimmy feel old. He has to deliberately simplify words when talking to you, speak in fucking baby phrases ‘cause you’re a baby and the only language you understand is goo-goo goddamn ga-ga.
“Forget it,” he pinches his nose bridge and tries to not combust, “just let me do it. You didn’t come all the way here just so we could sit and listen to Pantera, did you?”
You look at Jimmy like he is speaking an ancient foreign language.
Right. He forgot you’re not only incompetent but uncultured as well.
“You don’t even know how old I am, Jimmy, I could be—“ Off you go again with your incessant babbling. Just when are you going to realize that he doesn’t give a fuck?
“You’re legal, aren’t you?”
“Well yeah,” your head hangs lowly, the skin on your arms suddenly looking a lot more interesting so you start picking on it. “I am but, Jimmy, it’s like you don’t even care.”
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, in every fucking sentence. You want him so bad—you’re just too pussy to say it out loud, which is literally what he was trying to tell you. He’ll just simply have to show you.
Jimmy is overdue for some good ‘ol cherry-popping after all.
Resuming his biting on your neck, he says things the way they are to hear you gasp. “That’s ‘cause I don’t.”
“That sounds naughty…”
He almost bursts out laughing, keep talking like that and you’ll end up in a porno in no time.
“You’ll let me do it,” Jimmy bares your tits, pulling your dress down, “won’t you, baby?” ‘Cause a pet name or two is all it takes to get you to melt.
You’re pushed down onto the bed before you can even reply. Left in only your underwear before you can even blink.
“Okay, Jimmy…” you say timidly.
“Remember what I told you?” His fingers trail down your tummy till he finds your panties, the print and ribbon something you’re much too old to be wearing.
“Daddy,” your voice gets stuck in your throat when he palms your clothed mound. “Yes, daddy,” you correct shakily.
And Jimmy’s fingers slide underneath the fabric, struggling to fit two in your pussy. You’re squeezing him so tight he thinks they might fall off and get stuck inside you.
He doesn’t let you cum.
That’s an activity that takes place on Jimmy’s dick and nowhere else.
Once your panties are off and you’re naked like the day you were born in front of him—dripping onto the sheets, Jimmy lazily pulls his cock out and you stare like it’s your first time ever seeing one.
“Like what you see?” It’s a rhetorical question, there’s a 95% chance that you’re judging him. Shit looks more like a wild animal than a dick if Jimmy’s being entirely honest.
“Is it going to fit?” You’re blinking up at him with those awfully glossy eyes of yours. “Daddy,” you add a minute too late.
“Don’t know,” Jimmy tells you honestly.
He prods at your entrance, trying to find the right angle that will slide him right in after a nice little struggle. Your expression contorts every way, resembling a crumpled napkin more than your actual face.
“Ouch, Jim—I mean, daddy,” your eyes and mouth are wide open, looking like Jimmy’s impaling you with a knife and not his dick. “It hurts.”
Dramatic much?
“It’s supposed to hurt,” he keeps pushing in, managing to get a quarter of his tip inside. “Nobody ever tell you that?”
“No…” you heave out, gripping onto his arms for dear life as he very choppily forces himself into your hole.
Jimmy coos at you unenthusiastically, “poor little girl.”
(You are, probably never heard of sex till Jimmy mentioned it.)
He doesn’t let you get adjusted—immediately starting to fuck you harder, faster, rougher than one should a virgin. Jimmy’s popping your cherry, alright. Can even spot a thin red layer coating his dick already.
“Ow, ow, ow,” you whimper under your breath with every thrust into your cunt. Kind of hilarious.
“You like it.” It’s a statement, not a question.
“I… like it,” you repeat with the most pained look on your face, tears pricking at your lash lines.
Jimmy makes sure you feel all of his cock, drilling deep enough to feel your fleshy cervix ‘cause he’d like to hear you scream.
“Daddy,” you kick your legs, pussy struggling to keep Jimmy’s dick inside you. “Oh, daddy.” Not quite a scream.
“Yeah,” his eyes are glued to your stretched entrance, growing impossibly harder at the sight of your ruined pussy—ruined innocence. “Gonna make daddy cum already.”
“Not inside…”
Oh and now you’ve suddenly taken sex-ed classes?
Jimmy keeps slamming his hips into yours, the sound of skin slapping echoing throughout the room, he can hear you loud and clear over it. Purposely letting his groans loose so you really get the hint.
“Not inside, Jimmy, pleasepleaseplease not inside!” You claw anywhere and everywhere you can reach, trying to get him off. Didn’t he explicitly tell you to call him daddy?
“Huh?” His hips stutter against yours, movements turning sloppy as his balls tighten—readier than ever. “Can’t hear you, sweetheart.”
Just a moment later, Jimmy cums inside, shoots like a fucking pistol—bullets in the form of sperm straight into your womb.
You start sobbing.
Jimmy’s never been good at comforting so he rubs your clit in consolation.
“Better cum on daddy’s cock soon,” it’s like he’s speaking to a fucking brick wall. A crying, teenage-girl-shaped brick wall. “Getting pretty sensitive over here.”
Can’t exactly tell with your hands over your face but Jimmy thinks you cum, ‘cause you squeal and push his dick out.
Well, could’ve gone worse.
“I don’t wanna get pregnant,” you whisper between sniffles after receiving the thickest creampie Jimmy has ever given anybody. Uh huh.
He pulls out with a sloppy pop! and watches his cum mixed with your blood drip out of your gaping cunt, soaking through he’s sheets that he’s most definitely not going to clean.
Jimmy’s been smoking and drinking since before he fucking grew balls, do you seriously believe that his sperm’s going to knock you up? If Jimmy became a sperm donor, the only thing he’d be giving out is strains of herpes—not babies. To put things into perspective.
“Don’t worry ‘bout it.” He tucks his softening dick back into his pants, “a plan-B should do the trick.”
“Okay…” you’re crawled up like a frightened mouse—a naked frightened mouse, all sorts of questionable fluids leaking out of all your holes. “Okay, Jimmy.”
At least you seem to know what a plan-B is. Jimmy half-expected you to go but Jimmy I didn’t have a plan-B! I didn’t even want to sleep with you in the first place! in that whiny voice you do that makes him want to light himself on fire.
And for safety’s sake—partly out of spite, “I heard they sell some at the store. Could get it for cheap.”
“You’re not gonna buy it for me?” You’re shaking like you have fucking hypothermia.
He shrugs. Only time not being allowed in stores has ever been of a convenience to Jimmy.
Once you’re dressed he ushers you out of his apartment that he hasn’t paid rent for in a couple of months.
“Bye.” Jimmy says slackly, pushing you out of the threshold to his place.
“But—“ you start frantically, confusion written all over your features.
He shuts the door in your face. Locks it, twice.
Through the peephole of his door, Jimmy can see how you’re limping like a lamb born yesterday on the way out. He bets your mommy ain’t gonna be too happy about that.
You’re so sick and tired of Jimmy treating you like shit. How is he allowed to do that and get away with it? Every single time.
He’s a sad sack of pure sleaze and you can’t believe you let him take your virginity all those months ago.
You sneak into his place unnoticed because he’s such a sad sack of pure sleaze that he hasn’t even locked his door. He’s asking for it.
From the hallway you can see that his glass is empty. Jimmy’s rolling one of those grassy things again, watching the TV and listening to his shitty music. You haven’t even seen Jimmy’s face yet but you know that he looks thirty years older every time you do.
Disgusting.
You’ll sleep with him one last time.
You trail into the kitchen with the stealth of an elephant, knocking over a lone empty beer can on the floor in the process, yet Jimmy doesn’t seem to notice.
Rummaging through his cabinets, you’re reminded of this conversation between Jimmy and his really cute friend with a very unusual name that you can’t remember. Jimmy was telling him about the roofies he keeps in the fourth cabinet while his friend just laughed awkwardly.
They should do the trick.
Rohypnol reads the package, half of the pills are missing. Foul. But then again—this is Jimmy you’re talking about.
You put a singular green oval pill in his drink, watching it dissolve and colour the alcohol a shade weirder.
Jimmy groans from the living room and you scramble to hide underneath his table like a scared little kid. Your freak of a not-boyfriend - ‘cause he never did ask you out - actually drinks the shit in one gulp.
After a moment he stumbles into his bedroom and you think he passes out ‘cause you hear obnoxiously loud snores echoing throughout the entire apartment.
Guess this is your time to shine. And… fuck.
Fuck, that word is so unnatural—so vulgar. And Jimmy uses it so casually.
To embarrass him the way he’s embarrassed you countless times, you undress the entirety of Jimmy’s body apart from his feet—never his feet.
You decide that restraining Jimmy might be for the better ‘cause he’s like a wild fucking rabid animal when he’s drunk. Actually, you don’t know if he is drunk but all for safety’s sake, right?
You’re trying to make this as un-personal as it can be but Jesus he is hot. You just have to feel him up one last time. How there’s not one area that’s not covered in at least some hair, cute brown and puffy nipples, and his dick.
The one that sits there sadly and all alone, giving you puppy eyes.
Maybe it’s a miracle that Jimmy is soft so you can play with it for just a little. Maybe it’s a shame that Jimmy’s not awake to grab your hair and force you down all the way till you’re gagging and choking around him.
Once he’s hard you slide off your panties and bare one of your tits ‘cause you’re feeling kind of bad for Jimmy against your will. How he’s the only one naked.
Sliding down on his cock, it feels just like the first time—stings like hell. But this is your revenge after all so you suck it up. Bounce up and down until your slickness can’t keep quiet and is coating his length.
It actually feels good when you’re the one in control for once. When you have time to adjust, to feel it inside you in a way that feels more like sex than getting stabbed repeatedly.
Jimmy’s eyes do that weird back and forth thing that looks a little demonic—his body twitches like you’re an exorcist and not a technical rapist. He’s fighting against literal sedatives, it’s kind of funny.
You keep riding him.
All Jimmy remembers is thinking that he’s gonna get another drink and get back to his nice fucking joint before he very oddly lost consciousness. Shit was a real scare, thought he died and went straight to hell for a second.
No—the real scare is that he’s awoken by a weight in his lap, a death grip around his dick like somebody’s trying to rip it off, and most importantly, you.
You’re the weight in his lap, the death grip around his dick because of course you fucking are.
“What the hell are you doing?” Jimmy asks very rightfully angry. Let a man smoke for fuck’s sake.
Moving your hips back and forth like it’s your first time horseback riding, you counter with a half-aborted, “shut—shut up, Jimmy…”
Yeah, that’s real convincing. You can’t even get the words out without stuttering. Probably the first time you’ve ever told somebody to shut up in your life.
“No.” Jimmy is a man and men do not take orders from women let alone little girls.
You slow your pace and Jimmy is about to push you off when he notices that he fucking can’t because he’s tied up like he’s in a torture chamber.
Creativity must not be your strong suit seeing as you’ve used three of his belts and a pink sparkly jumping rope for his left foot.
“Fuck,” he thrashes in your makeshift bondage fantasy come to life, “get off me, bitch.”
“No.” You tell him and force your polka-dot fucking panties in his mouth.
They taste good so who’s really losing here?
“I’ll kill you,” Jimmy tries to say with your underwear down his throat. It comes out inaudible and muffled and you fucking laugh.
“Mmm, yes, kill me, Jimmy.” You run a cold finger down his chest, put on this sexy voice. “That’s so hot.”
He can’t tell if you’re joking or if you’re just being fucked up like always.
“I’m serious,” it’s like he’s fucking chewing the fabric.
“You’re sexist? That sounds right.”
Jimmy fucking gives up, flopping down all boneless onto the mattress and glaring at the ceiling ‘cause he can’t stand your face. “Oh my God.”
Contrary to what Jimmy’s saying and doing, he actually quite enjoys it. Well, he would have, were you a fraction of a better rider. This is exactly why you don’t let virgins stick around. Either way, he wants you to stop because you’re fucking embarrassing him—he’s stuck underneath you like a damn sissy. And you can’t even get him let alone yourself off. Should just fucking give up and let Jimmy take care of the raping.
He’s been there, done that.
He endures your clear first attempt at roofying for about five minutes until you force yourself to cum. You’re obviously faking it for whatever reason, squeezing out ooh’s and ah-ah-ah’s like a pornstar.
“Fucking ugly slutbag,” Jimmy decides to add as his dick kicks inside you, a couple of more bounces away from filling you up the way he knows you like it.
“Whatever you say, Jimmy.”
And your bitch-ass just gets up and leaves. Jimmy is stuck in your makeshift restraints, panties in his mouth and butt fucking naked. Ruined orgasm at that. Fucking cunt.
He’s going to burn your goddamn house down.
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I'm more concerned at which the lengths he would go for my attention, that I would just give it to him so that he doesn't go insane
Can confirm he would go extreme. We are talking about a man who made his former name forgotten history just to appear cooler in front of you.
For him it is a lot process of trying to learn anything and everything you like and modifying himself to that ideal no matter how painful it is. Constantly forcing himself into impossible beauty standards. That's the only way he knows, after all Elias was only ever loved for his face.
Maybe you guys have noticed but Elias is the guy I draw in different clothes the most. He doesn't exactly have a "base outfit" unlike the others, and always wears various types of things to see what will stick. No matter how embarrassing he might find it, he will do it for you to look at him just a second longer.
I draw Silas in different stuff too from time to time, but it's usually for funsies. I think anything Elias wears, no matter how ridiculous, carries a sense of desperation behind it. And he will always go a step further each time, even if it means ruining himself in his own beauty.
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Wow you posted this right as I was reading all abt dishonor titles
Anyway gonna ask now else I will forget again, if you wanted the cats to have like notebooks/sketchbooks,what's the closest thing to use because idk if you think the kitty cats invented ways to make paper
In BB, the cats haven't advanced quite enough to be creating books, but they actually create parchment!
Parchment is essentially super fine, light leather. There's also vellum, made of calf skin, and slunk, made of fetal skin, which are even finer and higher quality.
(I wish I could say which of these that mouse skins would result in, but I have yet to find any record of people even trying to make it out of mouse pelts. So I'm just calling it parchment, until someone, someday, somehow, can confirm if mouse skin is as fine as vellum or slunk.)
As a carnivorous society, they have a LOT of small animal carcasses, and the Kitchen Patrol's job is to make sure every bit of prey is processed... so, every animal is skinned, even if it's just for practice. Hence the abundance of leather.
Interestingly, Clan cats don't really have a "purpose" for parchment. It's just something they make out of prey that was skinned improperly, or which has a skin that's too damaged to make a good pelt. Scraps that would have gone to waste anyway.
Making parchment is especially popular in ShadowClan as a sort of "arts and crafts" thing for kits and apprentices. It requires a chemical bath made out of fermented scraps to soak the skins for a while, so it's essentially a way to introduce children to the ShadowClan Art of never wasting anything.
The Clans will eventually be creating some basic "art" in the near future, and might have a few permanent drawings in personal collections right now, but currently parchment is considered a "plaything." Mostly just used to make crafts, or fold up herbs, or draw on, etc.
(Clan version of kids making slime for funsies)
So if you want to zip ahead and make sketchbooks, make them out of parchment! Another good thing about it is that it can be washed and re-used-- so once your Warrior owns one, there's no stress about constantly making new pages.
(Funfact: you know how some books have straps or weights as decorations? That's a leftover from parchment binding. Parchment "breathes," reacting to moisture, so those decorations were initially made to keep the book pressed flat. They were kept in the switch to paper simply because they look cool.)
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