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Saw a post about Jason being weirded out by Steph reading one of those spicy BookTok books out loud, and ???
This man Reads, there is absolutely no way he’s never encountered erotica before, even stuff considered classic literature has some wild shit in it. No, he wouldn’t be like “ew what?” He’d instead take issue with how it was written. “No, I get that the point is they’re horny or whatever, but at least read something that’s well written! Do you need recommendations? I’m serious, you don’t need to be subjecting yourself to this. Do you want something that has actual romance? Do you want something that’s literally just porn? You have better options than this”
#jason todd#stephanie brown#booktok#spicy booktok#I also feel like he has read smut on ao3#idk how to elaborate#but I was 100% the bitch who was constantly reading#and I definitely do that#so I feel like I’m qualified to say that#some of y’all have never had to read The Flea and it shows#John Donne is such a wild ride#sure a lot of older literature it’s just implied#but you have no idea how many times I’ve been hit with the Sex Scene Jumpscare#truly harrowing#on ao3 at least I know it’s coming bc of tags#with books?#you gotta rawdog that shit
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When someone speaks a foreign language in public and I’m desperately trying not to stare like I’m sorry I’m not racist I just desperately want to hear the different vowel sounds you’re making. sorry.
#also every time I hear a language in public I wanna figure out what it is#and don’t even get me started on if it’s one I recognize#if it’s Japanese I’m like#if they say one of the few words I can understand I go insane#even if they just use particles. and I hear/recognize them. it’s so exciting for me#<-(I’m a nerd and this is what qualifies as fun for me)#but also it’s rude to stare and eavesdrop too much I’m sure#and I don’t want people to feel uncomfortable#Quinn posts#language#langblr#linguistics#language learning#languages#100#500
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do you guys fuck with scenic and lighting designer jack kelly. like. i think he would design and paint sets. he would find it so fun to come up with insane visions for sets and find ways to execute them. he would go absolutely feral over lighting design. the color symbolism and the storytelling aspect etc. do you guys see my vision because he is living so clearly in my head.
#this is like my biggest hc for modern day jack#and i’ve never really seen anyone else say this??#someone please tell me they agree#i’m a theater design and tech major so i feel i’m pretty well qualified#newsies#newsies broadway#newsies musical#jack kelly#shitpost
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You know what while we’re on the bug fables leif spoilers train
That part in the beehive when they’re like “there’s something weird inside leif” my immediate series of thoughts were
1: oh no, parasites
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3: technically if we’re talking parasitism done by insects it could be both at once
#edit: HOW DID I FORGET THE ‘LEIF IS ALWAYS HUNGRY’ GAG#THAT WAS A VITAL PART OF THE ‘OH NO’#it was fairly quickly made clear that i was (fortunately) wrong#kind of? i don’t know what you’d call the situation in-game tbh#much more obvious answer in retrospect#caterpillars are notorious hosts for parasitoids so like#to be a bug would be a terrifying existence#of which they themselves are likely unaware#you just feel like shit and then one day you explode#anyways now I’m just saying shit#edit2: actually i think this would qualify as hyperparasitism#albeit a very unusual case#bug fables#OP#bug fables spoilers#bug fables leif#bf leif#bugs
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it’s always when I have things to be doing that this happens but it’s like. I don’t know I’ve gone so far into weird love territory and I’ve been here so long that when I go back and really look at canon it’s like it’s new to me. because like do you ever think about how hanzawa masato just sort of DECIDED that tashiro would be the next captain of the ping pong club. like it wasn’t a recommendation or anything that decision was made. and absolutely if tashiro genuinely GENUINELY didn’t want to do it nothing bad would have really happened, someone else could have done it, sure. you know? but at the end of the day tashiro, in the midst of his running away, had that thought, like. not in a thought bubble but in a b Hold on
in the narration box. like it’s not a fleeting in-the-moment thought like the whole poor shmuck thing. I’m not explaining this well. it’s just you get the impression that tashiro thinks about things a lot and also tangentially kind of thinks about his hanzawa senpai a lot and that realization of burden is so significant to tashiro that he takes on the position of captain
and he doesn’t look him in the face when he does it, and I love it. I love when things are indirect and subtle and sort of reluctant because it’s human and speaks to sincerity and tashiro’s grounded…ness that he isn’t unflinchingly happy to do it. he still doesn’t really want to do it. but he will. and he’ll do it WELL. because and this so matters hanzawa masato just sort of DECIDED that tashiro would be the next captain of the ping pong club because he knows tashiro and has been watching tashiro as a fun kouhai who he likes a lot and who makes him laugh like literally no one else in the world, and he knows that he would be a good president because he is, amongst other relevant things, a good person. the right kind of good person! he wouldn’t have forced tashiro to do it because frankly he couldn’t REALLY force tashiro to do it, tashiro has a way of getting around things (pudding head….) but he decided tashiro would be captain, because he knows tashiro, and tashiro decided to take that on, because he sees hanzawa. he decided that tashiro would be captain, and tashiro decided to accept that decision because hanzawa decided correctly.
and tashiro cares, and encourages his senpai to rest, and we get the FUCKING.
that just speaks VOLUMES. hanzawa masato who notoriously stays busy for at least one of two known reasons that sound a little contradictory but aren’t actually is resting right now. hanzawa masato who is so weird and so unknowable to his juniors is wearing a small smile that, unlike so many of his other ones (ominous as they are, usually), shows for only contentment. he’s resting right now. like the tashiro gonzaburou hanzawa masato dynamic IS so weird I’m not delusional for that. but my favorite thing that I think I do a really bad job of showing is that their exchanges go back and forth and are so much fun for the both of them, and it’s exactly like PING PONG. well matched and silly and hanzawa masato knows tashiro gonzaburou and if tashiro gonzaburou doesn’t know hanzawa masato he sure as hell sees him, and wants to know him, just a little at least, and it’s all so much. I’m resting right now. fuck. anyway
#bangs fist on the floor. is on the floor.#hanzawa to tashiro#hanzashiro#and really the fact that tashiro is hiding around the corner to hear the milk tea exchange with miyano. and then brings him some#ASSUMING HE DIDN’T ALREADY KNOW. it’s just like. i wish i was more comfortable writing tashiro he’s so much to me#silly little guy for sure. but intentionally taking on a burden for someone else when it’s explicitly something he doesn’t want to do#(or maybe just something he felt he wasn’t qualified to do. depends. probably both)#and doing well at it. the person hanzawa masato is trusting in the most.#just. someone who doesn’t want to be responsible but will be and someone who old people LOVE and someone who accepts things without judgment#and someone who will hide in a box on the floor to hide from his senpai and just as well walk right up to him and hide his face#and accept the trust masato was putting in him.#like this of all things isn’t really a burden to masato because he’s. he’s RESTING right now. of all the pies he has fingers in#this might actually be his favorite. for a number of reasons that are mostly speculative#but it’s SYMBOLIC of a burden. am i making any sense at all. i might not be#masato is giving this one away because it’s not really a burden to him exactly. but tashiro is taking it because he feels it’s a burden but.#how do i say this. it’s not a burden to masato but it IS a weight on his shoulders whether he realizes it or not#and tashiro takes it from him—not unreluctantly—because he cares. because he wants masato to rest.#i think talking this long is manifesting a tin cap on my head. i should go#dirtbrain digression#tldr it IS weird love. but just not AS weird or the KIND of weird that i’d have it be. haaaah i’m sick
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my two fave mangakas are suu morishita (a sign of affection, shortcake cake, like a butterfly) and akiko higashimura (Tokyo tarareba girls, princess jellyfish)
#I also like ai yazawa but I’ve only read paradise kiss so I don’t feel super qualified to say I’m more than a very casual fan#and obvi I have other favorite series that aren’t by those two but they understand me…. esp akiko 🩷🩷🩷🩷#also maki enjouji is fun lol but they do mostly josei rated M stuff
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i am experiencing emotions rn and idk what they are :)
#so i got laid off in march and i have not shut up about it since bc it was a horrible experience and i’m still upset about it#and quite literally the only place i wanted to work after that wasn’t hiring at the time but they said to check back in the summer#so i just started picking up extra shifts at my second job bc i’d rather wait on this place than apply to places i have no interest in#then end of april i get a call from this girl i met at my old job saying she got fired#we were super close last year and then our friendship got super weird and tense when she suddenly became my boss#and tbh i’m not at all surprised she got fired bc as much as i like her as a person she was not at all qualified to be running that business#but anyway we’ve been talking more lately than we have in the past couple months#and i was thinking our friendship could maybe go back to normal now that neither of us works there anymore#BUT now i’m feeling super weird like idk if i’m uncomfortable or annoyed or what i’m just feeling put off#bc the place i wanted to work finally started hiring a couple weeks ago and i applied and interviewed last week#and yesterday i got the job which i’m super excited about#and this friend just sent me a screenshot of her rejection letter for the exact same job at the same location#like am i crazy or is it justified to be weirded out by that??#why would you apply for the same exact job as me and not even tell me until after you get rejected#and i know she knows i applied bc i’ve been talking about it nonstop with all my friends#like i’m so confused#it’s not even about the fact that she could’ve potentially gotten chosen over me it’s just weird that she didn’t tell me she was applying#i’ve literally been talking about this job since before they were even hiring like as soon as i got laid off i said i wanted to work here#she didn’t get fired until almost 2 months after that so she wasn’t looking for a job until a couple weeks ago#so i can’t think of any scenario where it would make sense for her to just not mention this to me#idk someone please tell me if this is weird or not bc idk how to respond to her rn#lj.txt
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yeah reminder not to interact with me if you’re under 16 thanks fellas 💚
#i had a 13 y/o follow me#major uncomfortable vibes#it’s not like i post anything inappropriate#it’s just that i don’t wanna be held responsible for things kids might see on my blog that they’re too young for#also i don’t feel comfortable talking to anyone who qualifies to be of age to be in middle school#like nuh uh#i know a dni list may as well just be a suggestion because nobody listens to it#but you will be hit with the block hammer if i find out you are below age to be interacting with me#so here my warning and dni please thanks#i’m saying kids as a general term like i know in a minor myself but like#you get it
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i won’t apologize for being a hater. seeing comments on chappell roans posts about being too hypersexual and needing to dial it down (mmm dial what down. say it very explicitly to me. what is making you uncomfortable in your own very clear words) and directly contrasting it with renee rapp just made me not like that girl even more i’m sorry! maybe she should try not being an annoying blonde bi girl who only seems to hang out with other blonde bi girls making mediocre pop. whoops
#is my opinion on her subject to change sure maybe and if you like her by all means don’t let me being mean take that away from you#but that was just. the quiet part out loud. renee is accessible and still not so visibly overtly queer but enough to be like#Tehe girls are sooo pretty#and um cater to that sort of crowd. chappell you have to love and celebrate and embrace queerness wholeheartedly#it’s making me sooooo mad like chappells music is so representative of the fun flirty ways EYE like to express myself#and has made me feel comfortable in that literal sexuality part of my sexuality. and ur gonna sit here and put her down in favor of…#i can’t like i can’t i’m sorry i want to watch that show and you know how much i want to support women and queer women specifically#so yeah again i’d keep my mouth shut in the general public but that fucking brand of sapphic queer Will Not Say The Word Lesbian vibe of#person. i can’t stand you.#you are a traitor to dykes everywhere and you need to do a lot of work. not saying that’s all her fans but WHATEVER i’m not qualifying my#stupid complaining right now it’s my blog#abby talks#this is giving smith college problem and i accept that#and general blanket apology for comparing two queer things when u know there r so many more serious issues in the world#however i’m here to complain about whatever the hell is annoying me. so.
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RARGH screamy day and it’s barely 9 am
#I fucking hate my arthritis#today is going to be so rough#literally days like today I start to wonder if I qualify for a disability parking plaque thing#because walking between classes is AWFUL#but then I remember how hard it is to get one and how my doctor probably won’t qualify me just because I’m young#and I feel lazy#but also genuinely want to cry because of the inflammation and pain rn#idk man maybe I need a cane#and I shouldn’t be embarrassed about that but ugh#god what does it say that I think more about how my mom would think it’s dumb/I don’t need it than anything else#please ignore I’ll be fine I just need to scream into the void sometimes
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when did ethan even have time to become a sex pro? they’re like a week into school, and he literally said that girls only became interested in him after he grew a foot over the summer
#never have i ever#nhie spoilers#nhie s4 spoilers#nhie s4#nhie#i feel like i had to suspend my disbelief way more this season than in others#also i’m not qualified to say for sure but it almost feels like it falls into the latin lover trope??#is he actually mediocre at sex but ben was just so abysmal that he seems great by comparison?#wait that’d actually be so funny#but really he could've just been a transfer student and it'd make more sense#my post#nhie critical#kinda
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#i think one thing i really hope to get through to my parents when they visit me is that. my job market is Not their job market#i keep thinking of their frankly Awful ‘advice’ of ‘apply even if you’re not qualified’#like. do you HEAR how stupid that sounds? ‘walk into a law firm and say ‘hire me’ even though your degree is in. culinary arts’#it’s like that!#when i skip out on an application because i’m not qualified i’m not being timid or lazy#it means i DON’T have the required experience OR that hiring me in that job would result in a POORLY DONE JOB#i cannot in good faith apply to a position who’s expectations i cannot meet.#much less an engineering position where that could lead to dangerous situations#it doesn’t seem like they believe me when i say no one in my field is hiring. and then i get hit with ‘well you chose to stay in fairbanks’#yeah god fucking forbid i want to give myself the stability i NEVER HAD growing up. i’m the villain for wanting to KEEP the life i worked#so hard to build for myself after having to Leave it over and over and OVER again. that makes me selfish and you want to say i’m acting out#or disrespecting you. no. i want a Life that’s My Own. that i’ve made with my own two hands and my own decisions.#i just want someone to hire me so they can leave me alone. i’m so tired of being made to feel like i’m falling short#vent post#can you tell i’m 💫hormonal💫
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🥹 ;-;
#listening to j/atp soundtrack 🫠🥹🥺😭🥺🥹🥺🥹🫠😭🫠#this shit still slaps so hard what the fuck#every time i go back to it like#why is it SO FUCKING GOOD#WHY DID THEY CANCEL IT FUCK#ITS SO FUCKING GOOD GOD#i’m bout to return to that summer of listening to absolutely nothing else apparently LOL#life is a risk and we will take it???? close my eyes and jump??????#together i think that we can make it ???????!??#i shouldn’t have done this at 3am i don’t want to sleep now i just want to finish listening LOL#;-;#will finally rewatch this summer FOR SHORE TRUST#idk how long it’s been i think im scared bc ik it’s obviously just the one season lol 🥹#but i have some friends who want to rewatch / do a watch party :D so hopefully we can do that lol get it out of the gc :P#ah yk i can stop during this band is back rn and actually go to sleep LOL#or maybe during wow#i miss dem ;-;#ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE i got an interview offer for a job that i#actually kind of like and kind of feel qualified for and kind of want 😀#but i feel like im rly bad at interviews ;-; i’ve done like . one recently lmfao but#i’ve never been great at articulating thoughts verbally on the spot ;-;#i hope this one will be easier bc i think i have more to say abt how my skills and interests align w the job#but also like i feel like i could’ve already said all that in my cover letter lol#idk anyway stfu and go to sleep LMFAO 🤡#jeanne talks
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#I just want a better job pls omg#Idc care if a bunch of them reject me if it means I get one good offer#I’ve had enough of this current one I’ll actually go insane#the place I did 2 interviews for rejected me#and I had to chase them up to find out they weren’t even gonna say :(#I really wanted to work there#and I can’t even cry because I have patients to look after#I feel so sad#it’s not like I’m not qualified enough for these positions I’m applying for#I’m just not the right colour#I see it when they look at me#I feel so shit
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bros my sense of self worth today has PLUMMETED
#like#duh obviously I’m not worthless#but like why am I never good enough lmao#I just feel like I’m not qualified for my job or like I don’t bring anything to my friendships#and like part of that is just ahaha my mom has it drilled into my brain that I’m only worth as much as I can offer#and my ex had me thinking my time didn’t matter#so it’s like I know where it stems from#and I know it’s not true#but I like#can not go on pretending like I believe myself when I say I have worth#because like I do I know I do#but do I#neon vented#vent
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Had a pretty fun weekend. :)
#dadbots.txt#For some reason the days are going by so slow compared to previously when it was rapidly passing us by.#In the same season nonetheless. This year will be different and I truly mean that when I say it. But I didn’t expect it to feel so… slow.#I don’t know if I like that or it’s somewhat temporary and will go back to being a quick blur and suddenly we’re in July -#- but it’ll take time getting used to… again. Guess it’s a matter of waiting and going from there.#Though I did have fun this weekend and enjoyed it as we start off February. Something coming up will throw it off balance for me -#- unfortunately. February isn’t a good month for me and hasn’t been due to personal matters. But I’m willing to just let all of those#memories and embedded pain to just… move on. No longer touch me. Somewhere in the breeze and I’m moving past it. I do have additional help#- now. so that’s extremely helpful than doing it all on my own for who knows how long. Fingers crossed for a better outcome.#Went to an open mic poetry event and it was so good as a new visitor to the location. Many of ‘em were centered around their own identity -#- and personal expression and I found myself relating to a few. Definitely when it came to one of the poem’s#around one’s transsexual experience. It was so so lovely and truly made my night moving forward :).#My memory is god awful so names and all that goes in one ear - out the other. But I’m hoping some of the poet’s will be back again -#- by the time I visit for another show. It was a nice way of finding some inspiration overall and managed to record it too.#But it just resonated w/me considering that i’m in the process of obtaining T. No guarantees when or how long. But currently is in the -#- works of getting that situated and—praying—to be qualified for it. Whew. Might take a while though.#Other than that just been in a creative mood and binging yakuza lately. And did a mini personal reading as well.#- so it’s been pretty well. Needed a weekend like this and I can say that I’m looking forward to more good vibes all around. 🖤
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