#sneegsnag incorrect quotes

[wearingahat]

Charles: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Sniff and I are dating.

Sniff, Sneeg, Charlie, Ranboo, and Crumb: *gasp*

Charles: Sniff, why are you surprised?!

[daily-rgbtrio]

Day 20

[poisoned-peppermint]

The feelings are violent have some mcyt Incorrect Quotes and feed the beast

Ok Ya’ll finances be wack right now. So it would be super awesome if ya’ll checked my pinned post out and go to my Moms store, linked just liking stuff helps. My mom’s hard work needs ya’lls gay little appreciation that would be cool of ya’ll (you can buy some of my painting on the ebay if you want)

anyhow buy stuff or no more quotes you silly ducks <3

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Ranboo: Wearing a tank top to bed like the out of control slut I am

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Wilbur:I’m a guy but i’m a wife you know. Marriage but in a “ he’s my wife” kinda way

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Wilbur *takes a swig out of his flask*: u want some of this

Quackity: sure

*takes a drink*

Quackity: is this soup

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Bad: Are you flirting with me?

Foolish: I’m trying

Foolish: I have no idea what i’m doing

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Skeppy about Bad: He's a walking talking curse to humanity, but I like to look at his boobs.

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Bad: If it's shiny and fits in my pocket it is mine. I am sorry for your loss

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Ranboo talking about Tubbo: Found a drawer of socks in my partner's room????? I’m scared, am I dating a centipede??!!

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Tommy: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Wilbur: Homicide.

Phil: Murder.

Techno: Homiecide.

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Foolish: I know what you're up to.

Bad: Really? Because I barely know.

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Tommy, T-posing in the doorway:  Greetings, Father.

Philza, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

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Foolish: Trust me I know everything I just can’t form a coherent sentence

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Skeppy to bad: I’m here bae if you need oral support, I MEAN MORAL SUPPORT!!

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Bad: Ah i’m just being paranoid……………………..(squints) or is it my intuition

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Ponk about sam: I couldn't fix him, but I could fuck him

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Hannah, to Bad, pointing to a heart shaped cookie: look! This one’s a heart! That’s how I feel about you!

Bad: *sniffle* AAAAHHHHHHH

Hannah, to Antfrost, pointing at a Michigan shaped cookie: this one looks like Michigan! That’s how I feel about you!

Antfrost: what–

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Tommy: Tubbo told me Santa wasn't real. Well joke's on him because I'm at the mall right now and guess who's here?

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Quackity: Before anyone asks, Yes, I did ruin everything with my hubris

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Bad: I have vomited or coughed up blood and I like collecting flowers or growing house plants :)

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Bad: Slept miserably because i was tormented by terrible visions all night hope none of it was prophetic

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Skeppy: Are you crying?

Bad, drunkenly sobbing: I lost Skeppy

Skeppy: *takes off sunglasses*

Bad, smiling but still crying: I found you

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Skeppy: Girl you are bizarre and frightening and utterly demented. And probably not even a girl now that i think about it. Can I get your number?

Bad: My SCP number or..

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Phil: “Flirting with Death” fucking WEAK catch me sucking deaths dick in a burgerking dumpster at 3am

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Wilbur: They hate to see a boytoy winning

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Quackity about wilbur: This guy is such a loser I want him in my bed immediately

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Quackity: The hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that’s unlikely

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Hannah to Tina: Sorry I unpacked all my trauma do you still want a kiss

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Sneeg: *hangs up*Skeppy: your lipstick looks great!

Bad: it tastes even better ;)

Skeppy: i know

Bad:

Skeppy:

Bad: Why.. why are your teeth pink?

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Ranboo: remember how I said Aimsey and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Sneeg: yes

Ranboo: well, we’re in jail

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Foolish: You make me so angry so quickly. It's remarkable.

Bad: I literally only said 6 words.

Foolish: Yet here I am, boiling with hate.

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Tina: Does sea weed even taste good?

Puffy: Yeah, it does.

Hannah: It’s even better than regular weed!

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Tubbo, holding Eret by the shirt: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't end you where you stand!

Eret, visibly afraid: U-uh... Niki told me to have a good day!!

Tubbo, lowering their fist: You make a good point...

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Phil: Describe yourself in one word.

Techno: Indescribable.

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Antfrost: So, what's it like dating Ponk?

Sam: Once, I asked them for water while they were pissed at me, and they brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

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Eret: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Tubbo: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. 

Tubbo: How about you,Eret?

Eret: Probably “road work ahead”.

Techno: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Foolish: Go to Hell

Bad, tearing up: I wish I could

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Hannah: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Wilbur: Hey Phil,

Phil: Yes?

Wilbur: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Phil:

Phil: Where’sTommy?

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Bad: So what’s for dinner?

Skeppy, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Bad: Wow, geppy, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Skeppy: We literally slept together yesterday.

Bad: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Skeppy: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.

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Antfrost: Why are you on fire?

Bad: This is just how my day is going.

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Bad: Hey.

Skeppy: *pissed off* You…complete…ASS, Bad! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!

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Techno: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Bad, threatening Foolish with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

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Tommy: Welcome, fellow idiots

Ranboo: Hello, Tommy

Tommy: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Ranboo: You underestimate me

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Skeppy: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Bad: You mean literally or figuratively?

Skeppy: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Skeppy: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Bad: Mind your language!

Skeppy: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Bad:

Skeppy: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Wilbur: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Tommy: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Wilbur: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Skeppy: need me a man with fat tits so i can put my head in there when i'm experiencing sensory overload. and also for lgbt reasons of course but that's a given.

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Hannah: i’m not wife material i would kill and eat you

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Bad: We can’t ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

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ok

*keels over and disintegrates*

0.o

[incorrectprivaterecording1quotes]

Bonsai: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.

Sneeg: What?

Bonsai: Good luck.

[mylesstories]

the good, the bad and the okay i guess

• about •

chapters: 1 2 3 ...

character sheets: marco, caleb, julia, mariana, leonardo, lucas

socials: marco, caleb, julia, mariana, leonardo, lucas, slimecicle, sneegsnag, jaidenanimations, elmariana, roier, quackity, niki, cellbit, baghera, ranboo, aimsey, jack, tubbo, phil, foolish, tina, bagi, ironmouse, etoiles

other: playlists, incorrect quotes

[val-thomas]

Sneegsnag, going on a tangent about how guns should be better controlled in america and all of the countries faults as a whole:

Me, eating cheerios in bed: yes pop off king

[azeler]

osmp!Wilbur : I need a sugar mommy.

osmp!Scott : I need a sugar daddy.

osmp!Sneeg : I need sugar.

[forthereaderinserts]

ranboo: hey sneeg, whatcha got there?

sneeg: a gun

ranboo: SNEEG NO

[bookfandomtalk]

Tubbo: We're so in sync, we should form a boy band

Ranboo: No, no boy bands today

Tubbo: Why not?

Ranboo: I know what happens to boy bands

Tubbo: What happens to boy bands?

Sneeg: They make money

Ranboo: They die

Tubbo:

Ranboo:

Sneeg:

Tubbo: Those were very different answers

[heptadecaph0bia]

osmp ranboo incorrect quotes (ft osmp!sneeg and tubbo

osmp!ranboo: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like osmp!ranboo* osmp!ranboo: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

osmp!ranboo: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

osmp!ranboo: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

osmp!ranboo: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

osmp!ranboo: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

--------- tubbo, ranboo, and sneeg (osmp) --------

ranboo: Don't worry, I got a plan. sneeg: Alright. ranboo: TraitorSayWhat? tubbo: Excuse me? ranboo: What? sneeg: ranboo: ranboo: No wait-

ranboo: We need to get through this locked door. sneeg, give me your credit card. sneeg: Here. ranboo, pocketing it: Thanks. tubbo, kick down the door.

ranboo: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste sneeg: We got spring water ranboo: NO. tubbo: with EXTRA minerals sneeg: it's like licking a stalagmite ranboo: DON'T COME HOME. tubbo: Mmmmm cave water

ranboo: If you had to choose between sneeg and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? tubbo: That depends, how much money are we taking about? sneeg: tubbo! ranboo: 63 cents. tubbo: I'll take the money. sneeg: TUBBO!!!

[dsmpparanatural]

Sneegsnag: Small's good! I fit in places! And isn't healing quickly a really great thing? Sneegsnag: Strong and weak… perfect and imperfect. You can't rank complex beings so simply. Sneegsnag: If you start underestimating me… Sneegsnag: I'LL EAT YOU Sneegsnag: …r socks

[wearingahat]

Charles, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.

Crumb: But Charles, we don't smoke.

Charles: Cut the crap, Crumb. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Charles: *points at Ranboo* One! *points at Sniff* Two! *points at Sneeg* Three! *points at Charlie* Four! *points at Crumb* Five!

Charles: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!

Ranboo: *puts a cigarrette in Charles' hand*

Charles: Thank you. ...Light?

The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

[daily-rgbtrio]

Day 33

Happy Non-Binary people day!

[poisoned-peppermint]

take these to try and help heal the damage Wilbur Soot has dealt upon us

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Bad: *smiles seductively, while swirling a glass of red wine* I am severely emotionally unstable.

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Dream XD: My house has a stained glass window and I am a slut~

Foolish: Pope Francis?!

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Hannah: I love calling myself a bitch but if a man calls me a bitch I’m gonna step on his throat an snap his neck

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Sneeg:You know what really gets my goat

 Ranboo: el chupacabra

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Skeppy to Bad: Hey bro I just found this awesome thing called kissing me right on the lips wanna try.

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Ranboo: *ordering cake over the phone* 

Store attendant: “And what would you like the cake to say”

Ranboo: *covers phone to ask Tubbo*

Ranboo: Do we want a talking cake?

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Bad: Sometimes your body isn’t meant to run on starbucks hot chocolate and glitter lip gloss, but then again life is about challenging the status quo.

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Sapnap: Soon as he unblocks me the wedding is back on!

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Ranboo: Hawaiian shirt+dark bags under eyes is a good look….it says yeah I would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible.

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Sam to Ponk: girl…I saw you shrieking in the middle of the forest to summon terrifying creatures.

Can I get your number?

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Velvet to Ant: Your talking mad shit for a guy within kissing distance

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Tubbo: If god isn’t real then why does the palm of man fit so perfectly against the throat of a goose

Ranboo: How have you acquired this info while still being alive?!

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Skeppy: Can you take off the corset? I can’t breathe

Bad: Well if you’d stop laughing for one second, you will admit it looks great on me.

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Wilbur: I’m covered in blood for sexy reasons 

Wilbur: Also I just got stabbed

Wilbur: don’t suppose there's anyone willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling an idiot in an exasperatedly fond tone of voice is there?

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Tommy: Got my fangs sharpened and claire’s

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Tubbo: *Blushes and points gun at you*

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Tubbo: Do bugs even take fall damage? 

Ranboo: What are you smoking?

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Tommy: When I say I’m “feral” it doesn't always mean I'm angry. Maybe I’m stupid and if you give me food you’ll earn my trust and I’ll follow you around.

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Quackity: I am very handsome. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think to myself “I’ve committed horrible acts”

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Skeppy: What’s your deepest kink?

Techno: Idk. I’m a romantic. So I guess committing murder together.

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Eret: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I’m going to burn your house down.

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Sam:You’re under arrest for being so darn cute! Haha! Just joking, we know you killed that man.

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Bad: Today my diet consisted of 5 guys and popeyes so I’m probably going to live forever.

Foolish: you…. ate 5 whole people……

Bad: 6 counting popeye.

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Puffy : Bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

Skeppy : I’m summoning the hoes you fool

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Wilbur: Petplay but I dress like an opossum and scream at you till you hit me with a broom.

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Tommy:Do I believe in romance…not sure. Am I obsessed with it…absolutely.

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Wilbur: I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys

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Ranboo at 3am: *crying*

Tubbo: omg what’s wrong 

Ranboo shaking: nothing…

Tubbo: it’s ok just say it

Ranboo: idk i just feel like if we were born worms you wouldn’t like me…would you even marry me? whatever, just forget it.

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Skeppy: Nobody cares.

Bad: Be silent, keep your forked behind it’s teeth, I have not passed through fire and death to exchange words with a witless worm.

Skeppy: blow me

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Bad: ‘Mobsters are part of a ‘mob’. And so you'd think ‘lobsters’ would be part of a ‘lob’, but ohohohhohoho, life just isn’t so simple!

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Eret: *uses their thumbs to lift his bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* I’m the mayor of titty city, bitch.

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Bad: sure, I’m a little stupid but that’s like 80% of my charm!!

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Skeppy: yeah he says he loves you but would he unleash cosmic horrors beyond mankind's comprehension on the world for you?

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Bad: I think making sense is optional, sometimes I just be talking.

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Gumi: Go ahead and get into the pond since you wanna act like a silly goose 

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Tubbo: What a great nap, I feel totally disoriented and I’m frothing with hate

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Bad: [pulls out a knife] 

Foolish: How many of those do you have?

Bad, pulling out more: How many do you need?

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Bad: Could a depressed person do THIS!!

[he says at 12:15am as he folds his laundry that came out of the dryer six days ago]

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Techno: Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state.

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Wilbur: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Bad: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Bad*

Bad: Ha! Nice try, Muffin head! Next time, give it your A-game!

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eat regain your strength for we have much more lore ahead

[incorrectprivaterecording1quotes]

Platy: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack. Sneeg: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.

[smpeepee2-blog]

poke: popular opinion; mint ice cream and all other mint flavored food is good!

sneeg: hey do you accept constructive criticism

poke: choose your next words carefully

sneeg: m i n t s u c k

poke: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE

poke: AND DISRESPECT MY MINTS