#PONK MY BELOVED

[dreamerlynx]

ooooo it’s even a chunk mining stream “until season 2” I recently mined out a chunk on my own survival it’s so fun !! i bet it’s gonna be such a good stream wahhh sad I’m missing out

[hopalongfairywren]

does anyone else remember the red banquet? "You look so beautiful tonight" c!Awesamponk angst, c!Hbomb nearly dying, Fundy putting his whole heart and soul into that voice acting...

[peninkwrites]

Ranboo and Tubbo are surprised by the quality of the server's healthcare.

[skelletime]

Two destructive men spend the rest of their lives at a vacation home as the rest of the world burns.

[cescalr]

the brainrot is continuing. im making sims now. nobody would like to seem them though i’ll probably showcase them at some point anyway. when i like them. when they pass the vibe check 

[moss-and-marimos]

which ninjago ninja and. uh. fuck. dsmp character. do you think would have the funniest interactions

this is such a ridiculous question /pos like im sitting here speechless at it /pos I dont know why or who but I feel like c!wilbur interacting with anyone would be actually unhinged, I think Tommy and jay ninjago would try to murder eachother or something, or like Cole or zane for being too tall, I think zane and ranboo would get along well, i think nya and niki should hang out I think they could cause some cathartic destruction, ive been trying to decide if I think tubbo and Cole would like vibe together or like hate eachother, Cole and Michael (the piglin) meeting would be very sweet I think, I do think Tommy with someone would be the most chaotic though, ghostbur and zane memory loss and blue buddies, I think zane would be very concerned about the egg stuff and probably Lloyd too, might remind them of the overlord virus stuff or something idk, jay has trauma being in another videogame /j zane would like enderchest (ranboos cat) methinks and probably Lloyd would too, foolish and zane talk about architecture or something

ultimately yeah probably someone with Tommy

[sundewhasaudhd]

I'd love to hear your dsmp headcanons when you have the time!

YES

I have multiple notes on my Notes app for this moment

TW: mentions of suicide, mentions of starving oneself, mentions of self harm

Tommy: aroace, he/him, 17, 6’1”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, PTSD, prosthetic leg. No voice claim yet. Very skinny and scrawny, like he would struggle to lift a gallon of milk. But also insanely fast. Demi god (through Kristen).

Tubbo: queer, trans ftm, he/bee, 18, 5’7”, AuDHD, dyslexia, PTSD, half blind. Voice claim: David from Hilda. Pretty buff, I’ve also been seeing I good amount of chubby c!Tubbo designs, so I might do that as well. Goat hybrid.

Ranboo: pan, enby, they/them+neos, 18, 8’5”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, body dysphoria. Voice claim: Freckle from Lackadaisy. The most twink to ever twink, y’know, on account of being half enderman. Half enderman, half love god.

Wilbur: bi, he/him, 23, 6’6”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, PTSD. Voice claim: Red Guy from DHMIS. Another twink. Doesn’t help that he barely eats most days (most of the time it’s just because of the ADHD, but he has tried to starve himself as an [unsuccessful] suicide attempt). Demi god (through Kristen).

Techno: aroace, he/him, 23, 6’3”, AuDHD, social anxiety, depression. Voice claim: Sun Wukong from LMK. Buff. That’s all I have to say. Piglin.

Phil: bi, polyamorous, he/him, immortal, 5’11”, damaged wings. Voice claim: Bandit from Bluey. Again, same as c!Techno. Buff. Human that was gifted immortality, pointy ears, crow wings, and stick antler thingys.

Jack: bi-curious, probably not cis, he/him, 19, 5’9”, AuDHD, probably physically disabled as well, I need to think about my c!Jack design some more. Voice claim: Gyro from DuckTales 2016. Cyborg.

Niki: bi, demigirl, she/they, 29, 5’6”, AuDHD, anxiety. Voice claim: Bubblegum from Adventure Time. Fat and buff. Half demon, half human.

Fundy: gay, trans ftm, he/him, 16, 6’3”, AuDHD, anxiety, dyslexia. Voice claim: Steven from Steven Universe Future. Half fox hybrid, half siren.

Eret: bi, polyamorous, genderfluid, any pronouns, immortal, 6’3”, AuDHD, dyslexia dyspraxia, depression. Voice claim: Aaravos from Dragon Prince. Pretty curvy. Semi god (child of a demi god, that demi god being Herobrine).

Foolish: pan, agender, he/they+neos, immortal, 7’8”. Voice claim: Raine from The Owl House. Buff. Demi god.

Charlie: aroace, agender, he/it, immortal, 5’9” AuDHD. No voice claim yet. CHONKY :D. Plus sized c!Charlie my beloved. Walking piece of goo Normal human.

Quackity: gay, ambiamorous, trans ftm, he/him, 21, 5’8”, depression, PTSD, half blind. Voice claim: Whizzer from Falsettos 2016. Duck hybrid.

Purpled: ace, polysexual, enby, they/he/star, 18, 5’8”. Voice claim: Louie from DuckTales 2016. Alien.

Punz: bi, agender, he/they, 25, 6’0”, ADHD. Voice claim: Zane from Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts. Gold hybrid.

Ponk: gay, transfem, genderfluid, any pronouns, she/he preference, 34, 5’7”, ADHD, prosthetic arm. Voice claim: Mikey from ROTTMNT. Half lemon fairy, half human.

Sam: omni, male preference, bigender, he/they, 35, 7’4”. Voice claim: Raph from ROTTMNT. Creeper hybrid.

Dream: unlabeled, he/they+neos, 23, 6’2”, ADHD. Voice claim: Macaque from LMK. “Powerless” god.

George: gay, transmasc, any pronouns, they/he preference, 24, 5’8”, autism. Voice claim: Philip from The Owl House. Half mushroom fairy, half human.

Sapnap: pan, ambiamorous, he/him, 21, 5’10”. Voice claim: Finn from Adventure Time. Pretty buff. Half demon, half human.

Karl: ace, polysexual, ambiamorous, he/swirl/pop, 21, 5’11”, AuDHD. Voice claim: Bow from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power reboot. Time noodle (idk wtf to call it).

Bad: bi, demisexual and romantic, he/they/it, 36, 9’6”. Voice claim: Moxxie from Helluva Boss. Demon.

Skeppy: gay, transmasc, demiboy, he/it, 34, 5’7”. Voice claim: Percy from Lightning Thief the Musical. Diamond hybrid.

Puffy: bi, transfem, any pronouns, she/her preference, 31, 6’9”, OCD, prosthetic leg. Voice claim: Annapantsu. Goat hybrid.

Hannah: lesbian, trans mtf, she/her, 22, 5’4”, damaged wings. Voice claim: Katara from ATLA. Rose fairy.

Aimsey: lesbian, enby, any pronouns, 20, 4’11”, AuDHD, uses a walking stick. Voice claim: Hilda from Hilda. Bunny hybrid.

Boomer: bi, trigender, he/they/she, 23, 5’9”, ADHD. Voice claim: Ed from The Owl House. Frog hybrid.

Connor: ace, gay, he/zap/blast, 22, 5’7”, autism. Voice claim: Sea Hawk from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power reboot. Time noodle (still don’t know what to call it).

Schlatt: gay, he/him, 36, 6’3”. Voice claim: Haymitch from The Hunger Games. Goat hybrid.

Michaelmcchill: bi, he/him, 33, 6’2”, autism. Voice claim: Jake from Adventure Time. Panther hybrid.

Eryn: bi, demiboy, he/they/sharp/it, 16, 5’10”, ADHD. Voice claim: Leo from ROTTMNT. Half demon, half human.

CPK: pan, genderfluid, he/they/she/it/swish, immortal, 6’4”. Voice claim: Terry from Dragon Prince. Kitsune.

Callahan: gay, he/him, immortal, 5’7”, mute. Voice claim: no one. He’s mute. Demi god.

Alyssa: lesbian, she/it, 24, 5’5”. Voice claim: Sasha from Amphibia. Some sort of hybrid, I haven’t decided yet.

Tina: bi, trans mtf, she/her, 23, 5’3”. Voice claim: Candy from Gravity Falls. Half demon, half human.

Antfrost: gay, he/him, 29, 5’7”. Voice claim: Adrien from Miraculous Ladybug. Cat hybrid.

Hbomb: gay, he/she, 17, 5’8”. Voice claim: Launchpad from DuckTales 2016. Cat hybrid.

Vikk: bi, he/him, 38, 5’8”. Voice claim: Mr. Boonchuy from Amphibia. Parrot hybrid.

Lazar: probably queer in some way, he/him, 63, 5’10”. Voice claim: Fergus McDuck from DuckTales 2016. Gingerbread man.

Miscellaneous headcanons:

Cuddling with Quackity helps Wilbur sleep.

Whenever Tommy or Wilbur think about death, they play with the white streak in their hair 

When Dream was little, he used to draw his smile (TM) on stuff to “claim it”. Like, toys and shit like that.

The Syndicate gave each other hair styling tips.

The reason Quackity always wears a beanie is to cover his ears. For trauma reasons.

Tommy’s cardigan is made of Friend’s wool.

Sometimes Fundy, Foolish, and Sam spend the night at Las Nevadas, so they all have their own rooms there.

When Purpled winks, he winks both eyes on one side.

Karl has a bunch of those goofy ahh socks with like, fruit on them. You know want I’m talking about.

Dream’s birth name is Clay but he changed once more people started arriving in the SMP.

Techno plays violin and is teaching Ranboo.

Dream’s walking speed is the same as the speed walking of everyone else.

Bee duo wears their rings on their horns because Tubbo’s ring finger is busted and they wanted to match.

Fundy calls Eret dad, but not Wilbur. (Rip)

Ranboo’s a soprano.

Aimsey’s hair turns white in the winter.

Burger duo have to keep an eye on each other when they use knifes at the van. For… reasons.

Peer pressure duo practice controlled breathing together.

Techno’s bruh is a vocal stim.

Little Fundy used to jokingly bow at Eret.

Techno has reading glasses.

Techno’s hair gets really tangly if he doesn’t brush it after a day.

Callahan uses ASL to communicate and Alyssa’s his translator.

All of the fandom songs are written by the characters.

Ghostbur put stickers on his guitar.

Tubbo played softball/baseball growing up.

When Dream was in prison, he tallied the days he was there in the shape of a smile.

Wilbur sings and plays guitar to help Tommy fall asleep.

Charlie cries “human bits”.

Bad became really against swearing after he adopted Sapnap.

Wilbur taught Quackity how to play guitar.

Sam just saw George and Quackity all alone on the street and just adopted them.

Dream wears contacts.

Purpled’s UFO crashed on Earth when he was a little, so they don’t really remember anything about his home planet .

Tommy watches Bluey.

Tommy mainly listens to audiobooks.

Aimsey draws on their arm.

Kristen gave Phil immortality so they could always be together, but that caused him to only have one live.

Puffy and Schlatt are half siblings.

Quackity has a Medusa tattoo .

Before Quackity gave everyone in Las Nevadas rooms, Purpled slept in the van with Wilbur.

Boomer watches MHA.

Dream got a spider web tattoo on his elbow after prison break.

Hannah watches Miraculous.

Jack made Tommy and Wilbur matching chats.

It doesn’t matter how much sleep he actually got, Wilbur looks tired no matter what.

Fundy listens to the High School Musical soundtrack.

Karl was/is in the WoF and Warrior Cats fandoms.

Tommy sings Welcome Home and My L’Manburg to himself to help him fell asleep and/or destress.

Niki taught Tommy how to sew after Exile.

Every time Jack loses a life, he becomes more cyborg.

Phil started growing his hair out after Techno died.

Wilbur is that one annoying ass person that sings happy birthday well (everyone knows you’re not supposed to sing happy birthday well).

Wilbur masked for most of his time on the SMP (especially during the elections and Pogtopia) and only really unmasked after the people he was really close with.

Dream has retractable fingernail claws because of his limited shapeshifting abilities.

Sally and Milo are besties.

That’s it. I hope you like em :3

[jaimeski]

[ID: A digital drawing of Awesamdude and Ponk's DSMP characters. They are in a house with yellow walls and a red floor. Awesamdude, who is sitting on the floor, is dressed in a gray sweater and a white and red scarf. He’s raising his head as Ponk bends down to him from behind. Her nose touches his forehead gently. They are dressed in khaki pants, a brown jacket, a white sweater, and a red beanie. Both are smiling. Fran the dog is sound asleep next to Awesamdude. A Christmas tree in the foreground is decorated with silver tinsel and blue, yellow, and red ball ornaments. The window behind them shows that it’s nighttime and it’s snowing outside. End ID]

a gift for my beloved @faerynova <3 i’m having fun with this piece hope you like it hehe :3

also! thank you @mcytblrholidayexchange for organizing this event

[venomweaver]

my beloved son Ponk

[comradeboyhalo]

just found out gumi and ponk got their first mcc win <333 congrats to them my beloveds

[dreamerlynx]

right as I was about to comment how he was doing some smooooth parkour he fell 😭

watching muted makes it almost like watching dream practicing <3 except for the falling of course. but almost ^_^

AHHH ponk live but I lost my earbuds a few days ago this is SO messed up

[brett-is-afraid]

Google form prompts 132

Ship: Tommy x Sam x Ponk x Foolish

Character or creator: Character

Prompt: I just needed more groomer Sam with not so innocent Tommy, but I also adore the AweSamPonk ship so why not have them all. Smut or no smut is fine, but I just want Tommy having three older guys love him and him only just liking them and thinking they’re okay but using them for everything they’re worth. Bonus if we get some either power bottom and/or rough top tommy? Manipulator Tommy my beloved <33 That’s all :)))

[lemon-mint813]

I'll miss you on this side Lemon, you were always so kind in mine and everyone else's tags. Even though it wasnt for long, Im forever grateful that you offered to be my messenger for Ponk's private tweets. You are one of the many people I hold dearly and Im so glad that I met you. I dont know where I'll go from here but I hope we'll wave at each other from time to time on our other blogs <3

Beloved <3 I'm so glad I met you too and I will miss being in this little corner with you, I hope no matter where either of us go we still keep in touch and I will definitely be waving at you (feel free to message me on discord anytime too :3)

[awesamkiller]

HI! THIS IS MY BELOVED AU. It’s called The Minotaur AU. Or just Minotaur au if you’re lazy.

Tommy had always been late to mature. While Tubbo stood up to the pedestal and took his leadership, Tommy stared on with a childish grin. When Tubbo told him to *be good* to not incur dreams wrath, he rebelled. When he was exiled, he told himself he was fine, led by his own naivety into a false truth. When he escaped, techno told him to be serious, and he was foolish. When techno told him to be careful, he was brash. When he told Tommy to be quiet, Tommy was loud.

But things were moving, bones shifting and horns spiking, pushing just under the skin. A change.

Teenagers are notoriously difficult with the big questions. Fueled by instincts he had only just gotten for reasons he couldn’t yet identity, when confronted in the ruins of the community house, asked to protect or destroy lmanburg for the final time, he took no side.

He fled, and that night, he bloomed in the dark under the stars, like moonflower. Bones finally set, horns finally peaked through skin, the fur on his legs grew in, he developed his tail.

A little bull. Fitting, really. Hotheaded. He always had been associated with the colour red.

That night, after realising he could no longer stomach beef, he flayed the remaining flesh off of a big bulls skull in thought. What *would* he do tommorow? Who would he side with?

He cleaned off the skull and tried wearing it, as a joke. The heavy horns weighed well on his neck.

That was the birth of the Minotaur. He came on doomsday, silently introduced himself. Techno was able to guess his name with ease. Yes. *Minotaur.* of course Techno would understand. Greek myth had always been his thing.

But with so many differences, no one knew it was Tommy. He helped set the redstone, he blew the country below them to shreds. And unlike the trio he helped, he walked towards the setting sun, not forming any alliances at all.

The Minotaur had been a bother for a long time now. He would ransack bases, he would destroy things he deemed meaningless, the prime path, Ponks lemon tree, anything that was close enough and easily damaged came under a violent siege.

Until Techno caught him, that is.

[bizlybebo]

I love c!ponk!!! (Pls no more microwave plsss I’m begging you 🙏🙏)

ah i adore her. love her. my incredibly faithful and loving wife. cponk my dearest beloved <33

(all must perish in the fire eventually. those who escape their fate only do so for a short time. the microwave shall be upon all ye.)

[nerdyenby]

Orange time :D I’m watching Phil

Pre-game

Phil lasting less than 15 seconds without swearing, my man

Phil saying he wants to add to the Techno memorial <3

What is the hall of fame lore????

Phil manifesting being able to not swear this event sounds like a straight up prayer

The way I only JUST realized the team mascot above the hot bar, that’s adorable

Joel’s first words being “hey daddy, how’s it going?” and making Phil lose his mind

Im so excited, I don’t know RyGuy but I love all these other guys and am so excited for the absolute chaos that’s about to occur

“We may be team daddies, but I’m the father” IMPULSE

WHY ARE SOT HATERS?? Joel I expected better if you

Parkour Tag

Love Phil’s confidence here

I know it was probably just a slip of the tongue but impulse calling phil “Philz” is my new favorite thing

Foolish’s jukes we’re insane, my goodness

Phil’s wheeze when Tubbo just starts running in circles

Surprisingly unsurprised that Joel swore before Phil lol

I know people use they/them for literally everyone in parkour tag but they specifically say “Ranboo’s hunting” and the whole team uses they/them for the rest of the round :))

They’re all doing so well!!

Joel is an absolute champ, disconnecting mid-game twice without losing morale?? Absolute king

Rocket Spleef

Phil is insane, goodness

Phil 1st individual :D Joel hyping him up too :))

My little trendsetters <333

Sands of Time

2nd best game time :)))

Joel and Phil’s reaction to the baby zombie lol

They played it safe and it went quickly but it was the right call, it was a tough sot round

Love how genuinely surprised they all are that they got 3rd

I zoned out for 30 seconds and now they’re doing impressions lol

Joel is having an absolute time, rip

Joel roasting Tubbo’s skin my beloved

Sky Battle

Kristin popping her head in like “are you winning son Phil?”

Phil popping Scott like a balloon lol

This team has such good comms, I love them <333

I knew it was chaotic but them all shouting and laughing as everyone explodes is so funny

Phil hiding and then dropping down on Ponk was so good

How did I miss Joel popping off???

THEY SHALL NOT PASSS

Skybattle is such a good game

“The carry, dude!! “Thanks Joel” “Not really a Philza rsr carry, but we’ll take it” they have such good vibes I love them

Phil saying that if it comes down to them vs ran “I may throw so they can get a coin. I don’t know if I should because that is bum to my teammates but consider this:… a coin for Ranboo” <333

Saying he’d become the first person to intentionally throw dodgebolt so ranboo can win :((

As someone who uses he/they myself, hearing people use both sets for ran can be so personal <33

Ace Race

I love the new game icons so much

Y’all got notes?? What nerds

Phil being consistently top 5 the entire first lap???? King moves

Was Phil not muted?? They were all just that silent???

Phil first individual after game 5!!! That’s my Minecraft man!!!

Battle Box

That was a great first round, this team is so solid

Wooling blue was so funny “Simmers move over, the daddies are here” JOEL

I haven’t seen a battle box strat this effective in a very long time, it’s so nice

Joel bullying Jimmy and everyone absolutely cackling my beloved :D

Impulse charging into a losing battle yelling “IM GOING IN” goodnesssssssss

Joel and Phil’s banter is everything to me

Impulse clarifying that he has “three kids, not you three” lol

Grid Runners

Phil tridenting into a hole just as Impulse stretches to cheese it

Grid runners is probably the best game to watch even when your pov isn’t doing great, pvp and parkour are miserable if you team isn’t good at it, but grid runners is never not a blast

The piston puzzle looks so painful but it’s such a well designed room, I love it

Joel calling out H’s pattern of winning the first event of every season while on aqua lol

That final decision dome was one of the most intense ever

TGTTOSAWAF

Phil just wants to go swoopy swoop, it’s all he wants

He’s just so happy :))

Phil and Joel both top 5 in terra swoop :D

“Just punched George off, don’t even feel bad” Joel based lol

1 coin from 3rd!!!! That’s my boys!!!!

Phil’s face when he finished top 10 😭 he was like “I’m not asking questions”

Dodgebolt

Phil walking away and screaming when Ran gets out first is so valid of him

Joel immediately saying any and all lies he can think of when Impulse disconnects is so funny

Phil making it this far without swearing is an achievement lol, and he covered it up well enough that I don’t think anyone heard it

“Orionsound my favorite anime protagonist” YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE CORRECT PHILZA MINECRAFT

Phil out here representing all the boobers who had medical episodes during Ran’s dodgebolt (me too man)

Common H dub, breaking the Krtzy curse, False supremacy, and Cub lol

Phil saying to impulse “was that our first official interaction? My goodness, you’re a gentleman” lol

Impulse wanting to synchonize a Phil swear with his bleeper <33

Phil being salty on Ran’s behalf and talking about how proud of them he is <3333