#PONK MY BELOVED

[hopalongfairywren]

does anyone else remember the red banquet? "You look so beautiful tonight" c!Awesamponk angst, c!Hbomb nearly dying, Fundy putting his whole heart and soul into that voice acting...

[peninkwrites]

Ranboo and Tubbo are surprised by the quality of the server's healthcare.

[sundewhasaudhd]

I'd love to hear your dsmp headcanons when you have the time!

YES

I have multiple notes on my Notes app for this moment

TW: mentions of suicide, mentions of starving oneself, mentions of self harm

Tommy: aroace, he/him, 17, 6’1”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, PTSD, prosthetic leg. No voice claim yet. Very skinny and scrawny, like he would struggle to lift a gallon of milk. But also insanely fast. Demi god (through Kristen).

Tubbo: queer, trans ftm, he/bee, 18, 5’7”, AuDHD, dyslexia, PTSD, half blind. Voice claim: David from Hilda. Pretty buff, I’ve also been seeing I good amount of chubby c!Tubbo designs, so I might do that as well. Goat hybrid.

Ranboo: pan, enby, they/them+neos, 18, 8’5”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, body dysphoria. Voice claim: Freckle from Lackadaisy. The most twink to ever twink, y’know, on account of being half enderman. Half enderman, half love god.

Wilbur: bi, he/him, 23, 6’6”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, PTSD. Voice claim: Red Guy from DHMIS. Another twink. Doesn’t help that he barely eats most days (most of the time it’s just because of the ADHD, but he has tried to starve himself as an [unsuccessful] suicide attempt). Demi god (through Kristen).

Techno: aroace, he/him, 23, 6’3”, AuDHD, social anxiety, depression. Voice claim: Sun Wukong from LMK. Buff. That’s all I have to say. Piglin.

Phil: bi, polyamorous, he/him, immortal, 5’11”, damaged wings. Voice claim: Bandit from Bluey. Again, same as c!Techno. Buff. Human that was gifted immortality, pointy ears, crow wings, and stick antler thingys.

Jack: bi-curious, probably not cis, he/him, 19, 5’9”, AuDHD, probably physically disabled as well, I need to think about my c!Jack design some more. Voice claim: Gyro from DuckTales 2016. Cyborg.

Niki: bi, demigirl, she/they, 29, 5’6”, AuDHD, anxiety. Voice claim: Bubblegum from Adventure Time. Fat and buff. Half demon, half human.

Fundy: gay, trans ftm, he/him, 16, 6’3”, AuDHD, anxiety, dyslexia. Voice claim: Steven from Steven Universe Future. Half fox hybrid, half siren.

Eret: bi, polyamorous, genderfluid, any pronouns, immortal, 6’3”, AuDHD, dyslexia dyspraxia, depression. Voice claim: Aaravos from Dragon Prince. Pretty curvy. Semi god (child of a demi god, that demi god being Herobrine).

Foolish: pan, agender, he/they+neos, immortal, 7’8”. Voice claim: Raine from The Owl House. Buff. Demi god.

Charlie: aroace, agender, he/it, immortal, 5’9” AuDHD. No voice claim yet. CHONKY :D. Plus sized c!Charlie my beloved. Walking piece of goo Normal human.

Quackity: gay, ambiamorous, trans ftm, he/him, 21, 5’8”, depression, PTSD, half blind. Voice claim: Whizzer from Falsettos 2016. Duck hybrid.

Purpled: ace, polysexual, enby, they/he/star, 18, 5’8”. Voice claim: Louie from DuckTales 2016. Alien.

Punz: bi, agender, he/they, 25, 6’0”, ADHD. Voice claim: Zane from Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts. Gold hybrid.

Ponk: gay, transfem, genderfluid, any pronouns, she/he preference, 34, 5’7”, ADHD, prosthetic arm. Voice claim: Mikey from ROTTMNT. Half lemon fairy, half human.

Sam: omni, male preference, bigender, he/they, 35, 7’4”. Voice claim: Raph from ROTTMNT. Creeper hybrid.

Dream: unlabeled, he/they+neos, 23, 6’2”, ADHD. Voice claim: Macaque from LMK. “Powerless” god.

George: gay, transmasc, any pronouns, they/he preference, 24, 5’8”, autism. Voice claim: Philip from The Owl House. Half mushroom fairy, half human.

Sapnap: pan, ambiamorous, he/him, 21, 5’10”. Voice claim: Finn from Adventure Time. Pretty buff. Half demon, half human.

Karl: ace, polysexual, ambiamorous, he/swirl/pop, 21, 5’11”, AuDHD. Voice claim: Bow from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power reboot. Time noodle (idk wtf to call it).

Bad: bi, demisexual and romantic, he/they/it, 36, 9’6”. Voice claim: Moxxie from Helluva Boss. Demon.

Skeppy: gay, transmasc, demiboy, he/it, 34, 5’7”. Voice claim: Percy from Lightning Thief the Musical. Diamond hybrid.

Puffy: bi, transfem, any pronouns, she/her preference, 31, 6’9”, OCD, prosthetic leg. Voice claim: Annapantsu. Goat hybrid.

Hannah: lesbian, trans mtf, she/her, 22, 5’4”, damaged wings. Voice claim: Katara from ATLA. Rose fairy.

Aimsey: lesbian, enby, any pronouns, 20, 4’11”, AuDHD, uses a walking stick. Voice claim: Hilda from Hilda. Bunny hybrid.

Boomer: bi, trigender, he/they/she, 23, 5’9”, ADHD. Voice claim: Ed from The Owl House. Frog hybrid.

Connor: ace, gay, he/zap/blast, 22, 5’7”, autism. Voice claim: Sea Hawk from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power reboot. Time noodle (still don’t know what to call it).

Schlatt: gay, he/him, 36, 6’3”. Voice claim: Haymitch from The Hunger Games. Goat hybrid.

Michaelmcchill: bi, he/him, 33, 6’2”, autism. Voice claim: Jake from Adventure Time. Panther hybrid.

Eryn: bi, demiboy, he/they/sharp/it, 16, 5’10”, ADHD. Voice claim: Leo from ROTTMNT. Half demon, half human.

CPK: pan, genderfluid, he/they/she/it/swish, immortal, 6’4”. Voice claim: Terry from Dragon Prince. Kitsune.

Callahan: gay, he/him, immortal, 5’7”, mute. Voice claim: no one. He’s mute. Demi god.

Alyssa: lesbian, she/it, 24, 5’5”. Voice claim: Sasha from Amphibia. Some sort of hybrid, I haven’t decided yet.

Tina: bi, trans mtf, she/her, 23, 5’3”. Voice claim: Candy from Gravity Falls. Half demon, half human.

Antfrost: gay, he/him, 29, 5’7”. Voice claim: Adrien from Miraculous Ladybug. Cat hybrid.

Hbomb: gay, he/she, 17, 5’8”. Voice claim: Launchpad from DuckTales 2016. Cat hybrid.

Vikk: bi, he/him, 38, 5’8”. Voice claim: Mr. Boonchuy from Amphibia. Parrot hybrid.

Lazar: probably queer in some way, he/him, 63, 5’10”. Voice claim: Fergus McDuck from DuckTales 2016. Gingerbread man.

Miscellaneous headcanons:

Cuddling with Quackity helps Wilbur sleep.

Whenever Tommy or Wilbur think about death, they play with the white streak in their hair 

When Dream was little, he used to draw his smile (TM) on stuff to “claim it”. Like, toys and shit like that.

The Syndicate gave each other hair styling tips.

The reason Quackity always wears a beanie is to cover his ears. For trauma reasons.

Tommy’s cardigan is made of Friend’s wool.

Sometimes Fundy, Foolish, and Sam spend the night at Las Nevadas, so they all have their own rooms there.

When Purpled winks, he winks both eyes on one side.

Karl has a bunch of those goofy ahh socks with like, fruit on them. You know want I’m talking about.

Dream’s birth name is Clay but he changed once more people started arriving in the SMP.

Techno plays violin and is teaching Ranboo.

Dream’s walking speed is the same as the speed walking of everyone else.

Bee duo wears their rings on their horns because Tubbo’s ring finger is busted and they wanted to match.

Fundy calls Eret dad, but not Wilbur. (Rip)

Ranboo’s a soprano.

Aimsey’s hair turns white in the winter.

Burger duo have to keep an eye on each other when they use knifes at the van. For… reasons.

Peer pressure duo practice controlled breathing together.

Techno’s bruh is a vocal stim.

Little Fundy used to jokingly bow at Eret.

Techno has reading glasses.

Techno’s hair gets really tangly if he doesn’t brush it after a day.

Callahan uses ASL to communicate and Alyssa’s his translator.

All of the fandom songs are written by the characters.

Ghostbur put stickers on his guitar.

Tubbo played softball/baseball growing up.

When Dream was in prison, he tallied the days he was there in the shape of a smile.

Wilbur sings and plays guitar to help Tommy fall asleep.

Charlie cries “human bits”.

Bad became really against swearing after he adopted Sapnap.

Wilbur taught Quackity how to play guitar.

Sam just saw George and Quackity all alone on the street and just adopted them.

Dream wears contacts.

Purpled’s UFO crashed on Earth when he was a little, so they don’t really remember anything about his home planet .

Tommy watches Bluey.

Tommy mainly listens to audiobooks.

Aimsey draws on their arm.

Kristen gave Phil immortality so they could always be together, but that caused him to only have one live.

Puffy and Schlatt are half siblings.

Quackity has a Medusa tattoo .

Before Quackity gave everyone in Las Nevadas rooms, Purpled slept in the van with Wilbur.

Boomer watches MHA.

Dream got a spider web tattoo on his elbow after prison break.

Hannah watches Miraculous.

Jack made Tommy and Wilbur matching chats.

It doesn’t matter how much sleep he actually got, Wilbur looks tired no matter what.

Fundy listens to the High School Musical soundtrack.

Karl was/is in the WoF and Warrior Cats fandoms.

Tommy sings Welcome Home and My L’Manburg to himself to help him fell asleep and/or destress.

Niki taught Tommy how to sew after Exile.

Every time Jack loses a life, he becomes more cyborg.

Phil started growing his hair out after Techno died.

Wilbur is that one annoying ass person that sings happy birthday well (everyone knows you’re not supposed to sing happy birthday well).

Wilbur masked for most of his time on the SMP (especially during the elections and Pogtopia) and only really unmasked after the people he was really close with.

Dream has retractable fingernail claws because of his limited shapeshifting abilities.

Sally and Milo are besties.

That’s it. I hope you like em :3

[dreamerlynx]

right as I was about to comment how he was doing some smooooth parkour he fell 😭

watching muted makes it almost like watching dream practicing <3 except for the falling of course. but almost ^_^

AHHH ponk live but I lost my earbuds a few days ago this is SO messed up

[ccaptain]

people i want to get to know better! EXPLODES

last song i listened to: kam prada - pricey... idk why its such a bop to me. love it

favorite colour: purble and blues and some shades of ponk :D

currently watching: a video about the pkmn Teraleak... most predominantly the seven myths of pokècreation. oh im mad MAD. Nakatsui Suguru is tossing and turning at night wondering why they've done this to his precious lore and biting the concrete off the ground

last movie / tv show i watched: a random episode of GoT... id love to watch it again but i know I'll only read the books again. my beloved books...

spicy / savory / sweet: make me pick again between salty and sweet for and ill blow the creator of these questions up. both, FOOL

relationship status: am with gf... six years and still going :B hehe

last thing i googled: ''bps patcher rom''. it's that time where im in my hack zone again

current obsession: god. i'm back on my binding of isaac bullshit that i obsess once every year but im MAD because the repentance dlc added not strategic difficulties but obstacles. annoying enemies. this is like saying ''we added creative difficulty to the game!'' and when you buy the game a dog spawns in your room and starts licking your eyeballs every time you start playing the game. oh and also argenti

tagged by: @defyiing <3 BLESS U tagging: @predvestnik (:GUN EMOJI:) @aguilareye @tragedyfelt @nohymn @ddddancer do it or im in your walls

[venomweaver]

my beloved son Ponk

[comradeboyhalo]

just found out gumi and ponk got their first mcc win <333 congrats to them my beloveds

[tobias-doodles]

HI! THIS IS MY BELOVED AU. It’s called The Minotaur AU. Or just Minotaur au if you’re lazy.

Tommy had always been late to mature. While Tubbo stood up to the pedestal and took his leadership, Tommy stared on with a childish grin. When Tubbo told him to *be good* to not incur dreams wrath, he rebelled. When he was exiled, he told himself he was fine, led by his own naivety into a false truth. When he escaped, techno told him to be serious, and he was foolish. When techno told him to be careful, he was brash. When he told Tommy to be quiet, Tommy was loud.

But things were moving, bones shifting and horns spiking, pushing just under the skin. A change.

Teenagers are notoriously difficult with the big questions. Fueled by instincts he had only just gotten for reasons he couldn’t yet identity, when confronted in the ruins of the community house, asked to protect or destroy lmanburg for the final time, he took no side.

He fled, and that night, he bloomed in the dark under the stars, like moonflower. Bones finally set, horns finally peaked through skin, the fur on his legs grew in, he developed his tail.

A little bull. Fitting, really. Hotheaded. He always had been associated with the colour red.

That night, after realising he could no longer stomach beef, he flayed the remaining flesh off of a big bulls skull in thought. What *would* he do tommorow? Who would he side with?

He cleaned off the skull and tried wearing it, as a joke. The heavy horns weighed well on his neck.

That was the birth of the Minotaur. He came on doomsday, silently introduced himself. Techno was able to guess his name with ease. Yes. *Minotaur.* of course Techno would understand. Greek myth had always been his thing.

But with so many differences, no one knew it was Tommy. He helped set the redstone, he blew the country below them to shreds. And unlike the trio he helped, he walked towards the setting sun, not forming any alliances at all.

The Minotaur had been a bother for a long time now. He would ransack bases, he would destroy things he deemed meaningless, the prime path, Ponks lemon tree, anything that was close enough and easily damaged came under a violent siege.

Until Techno caught him, that is.

[lemon-mint813]

I'll miss you on this side Lemon, you were always so kind in mine and everyone else's tags. Even though it wasnt for long, Im forever grateful that you offered to be my messenger for Ponk's private tweets. You are one of the many people I hold dearly and Im so glad that I met you. I dont know where I'll go from here but I hope we'll wave at each other from time to time on our other blogs <3

Beloved <3 I'm so glad I met you too and I will miss being in this little corner with you, I hope no matter where either of us go we still keep in touch and I will definitely be waving at you (feel free to message me on discord anytime too :3)

[jaimeski]

thimking about spidey au again ponk is sam’s doc ock for sure the lovers to enemies trope my beloved

[bizlybebo]

I love c!ponk!!! (Pls no more microwave plsss I’m begging you 🙏🙏)

ah i adore her. love her. my incredibly faithful and loving wife. cponk my dearest beloved <33

(all must perish in the fire eventually. those who escape their fate only do so for a short time. the microwave shall be upon all ye.)

[nerdyenby]

Yellow time :D I’m watching Oli

Depression starting to set in but NOT IF ITS OLI TIME

This team is so powerful it’s not even funny

“You like my fit baby girl?” wow the way Oli can say that without me wincing in sheer discomfort is so impressive actually

Oh god Oli’s desktop ;-;

They’re energy is so good!!

“AAAAA!!! ITS ETHO!!!!!” Is that Shadoune??😂😂😂

Pirates smp is also my favorite anime, so true

Rocket Spleef

“No pressure guys because it’s first game” “But also we want to win, we wanna win, right?” The vibes here are great

Yo they’re popping off!!!

First place!!! Thems my bois!!!!

Them predicting yellow vs red finale after the first game 👀

Hole in the Wall

Oli the adhd king, we stan

Jordan top five!!!!

Jordan is just so silly /pos

OLI ORIONSOUND

He got out because he was picking music, that’s my streamer

Fruit point out the “it’s not blue it’s left” is so real 😂

Shadoune doubting his sot ability and Oli saying no <3

Scuffed was so fun

“That’s the Spanish guy :(“ Shadoune threatening Ollie in spanish is so… /pos

Skybattle

Everyone offering Fruit stuff and him just being “eh, I’m good” we aspire for that level of simultaneous confidence and humility

That mosh pit is wild

Shadoune’s laugh at Ollie falling out of the world, their rivalry is everything to me, actually

Noooo oli 😭😭😭

FRUIT MVP!!!!!

Everyone just being awed at Fruit popping off is so <333

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD TGAT ENDING!!!!!

Shadoune 4th!!!!!!

My streamers say to ask for forgiveness not permission pogchamp

Meltdown

Oli igl arc <3

That was a bit rough

Meltdown is so punishing it’s just miserable for the bottom few teams every time :/

Oof

But hey, consistency!!!! Oli got 32nd, 32nd, and 31st

“Yeah, we love the close final so we can stress more” so true Shadoune, based

Grid runners is a solid middle of the pack game, Fruit is so real

Oli wanting a parkour tag finale sure is a take but go off king

Jordan’s rant about MCC tridents is so /pos

Battle Box

“Just in time to win!!” Love Shadoune’s energy

I totally thought Oli was gonna die there lol

Shadoune’s kill on Krinios was so good, came down to the last hit, such a good first round

Shadoune popping off!!!!

Oh my gosh they’re doing so great!!!

8.5/9 HOLYYYYY

Fruit 15 kills no deaths??????

Jordan 0 kills 0 deaths is so impressive actually, what the heck

Ace Race

Eurobeat Revenge by Captain Sparklez 😂😂😂

Fruit having Ant’s run on his second monitor is so funny you guys

Oli doesn’t know the lyrics?? Smh my head…

Oli and Fruit holding hands in top ten my beloved

Fruit, Oli, and Shadoune 5th, 6th, and 7th??????? Absolute kings!!!!

Calling Punz a “B-tier little baby boy” 😂😂😂😂

Aw rip, dropping from tenth to fifteenth at the very end was so rough :/

ALL TOP 15 HOLYYYYYYYYY!!! THOSE ARE MY BOYS

Imagine if they didn’t get last in meltdown, they would’ve been too powerful

Grid Runners

Their team really doesn’t have much of a hierarchy, I love them

That pyramid <333

“Come on girlies, let’s go” - Oli Orionsound to his fellow cishet men, iconic

Oh no the redstone room 😭😭😭

2ND!!!!!!

“We could always throw in dodgebolt” 😐

Fruit closing in on the 4K individual????? It’s possible!!!!!!

Jordan’s deadpan “Do you guys genuinely want parkour tag?” killed me, he’s so based for that

Sands of Time

“I don’t know my wests and rights” 😂😂😂

Oli not reacting at all to the new sound is so iconic, actually

“I might ask you to come back, Fruit, and you shall obey” “But I don’t want to” it’s the audible frowns face for me lol

That was scary for a second there, oh my gosh

The boys are in dodgebolt!!!!

Dodgebolt

Jordan calling Shadoune Capitan Peru :))

Fruit’s “Oh my god, Oli, you are so funny” after his dodge 😂

Fruit just not getting to play, oh my gosh

Jordan expressing frustration of Fruit’s behalf, true friendship fr

Rip, gg!! Congrats to Gumi and Ponk for their first win!!!

And with that, Oli is officially no longer an anchor, he’s a B-tier at least

“Thanks for being so nice, I just need to have a moment real quick” *walks away and screams*

“Shadoune is so nice!! They’re all nice, but I’d never met Shadoune before, Shadoune’s the coolest” so true!!!!

Oli and Jojo <333

Good times, good vibes :))

[swordfright]

I have two playlists for samponk, one from ponks pov and the other from sams

samponk my beloved....what's your favorite track from each one? 👀

[tinamybeloved]

Who's doing aa??? All advancements my beloved <3

No one yet! But ponk said on priv he wants to do all advancements in the dsmp. I always think it’s interesting when people do AA on like established servers because a lot of the typically hard stuff is easy because of accumulated resources like beacon stuff but other things are hard no matter what like Hdwgh and adventuring time. Not sure how possible it will actually be because I’m pretty sure phantoms got turned off but if ponk is doing it on a world download then it should be fine

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Bury Me In a Memory (I'm Not The Girl I'd Ought To Be)

by STAGFURR

Tubbo Underscore and Ranboo Beloved, Two teenagers against the world, are labeled as villains and forced to act the part.

Ranboo is taken from Tubbo. Tubbo feels useless without his partner. Ranboo struggles but gets used to life in a villain rehab program, and grows to enjoy it.

Finally, Ranboo is able to contact Tubbo again but breaks the news that he'll continue to train to become Boar's sidekick. Tubbo fears that Ranboo will leave him, fears that his beloved will be fed lies and break off their relationship, he wouldn't even be alive if it weren't for ranboo.

He couldn't be more wrong.

OR

A hero/villain beeduo AU where ranboo gets caught and put in a hero training rehab, tubbo has a terrible time and struggles with separation anxiety, gender/body dysphoria, and his mind is his enemy, but things get better eventually

Story was prompted after hearing the song Goodbye My Danish Love by Mitski :)))

Words: 2820, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Eret (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu, Ponk | DropsByPonk (Video Blogging RPF), Sam | Awesamdude, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Fundy (Video Blogging RPF), Alexis | Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Luke | Punz

Relationships: Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Alexis | Quackity & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Ranboo & TommyInnit, Ranboo & Niki | Nihachu, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Magic, Villain BeeDuo, Trans Toby Smith | Tubbo, Nonbinary Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Nonbinary Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Trans Wilbur Soot, Sad Toby Smith | Tubbo, Heavy Angst, Hero Sleepy Bois Inc (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot is TommyInnit's Parent, Therian Ranboo, Quadrobist Ranboo, Quadrobist Technoblade, Ranboo is Not Okay (Video Blogging RPF), I haven't written a fanfic in a long time so bear with me people, I also haven't written a fanfic for ao3 before, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

[cponkie]

The eggpire was kinda awesome. Everyone else masquerading with their hokey ass factions that pretend to be chill, meanwhile Bad is like “actually we’re not trying to save face, let’s be evil.” And then they WERE.