#crumb cuptoast incorrect quotes

[wearingahat]

Charles: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Sniff and I are dating.

Sniff, Sneeg, Charlie, Ranboo, and Crumb: *gasp*

Charles: Sniff, why are you surprised?!

[trashland-llamas]

Fundy; I’m texting 5up, I’m gonna ask him to dinner. How should I text it?

“Let’s get dinner” or “Do you wanna get dinner?”

Sam; Go with “let’s get dinner” so you’re assertive and confident

Fundy; For sure

Ranboo; Actually no, now you sound a little aggressive. Cause you don’t wanna be the guy who’s like LET’S GET DINNER like you’re some sort of caveman

Sam; You’re supposed to ASK him to dinner, not tell him to dinner

Crumb; Just say “do you wanna get dinner”

Fundy; Perfect

Crumb; Actually wait now you sound kinda like a pussy

Fundy; This is tough

Ranboo; The last thing you wanna be is like the overly masculine guy like LET’S GET DINNER CAUSE I’M THE BREADWINNER BITCH

Sam; But men also love assertiveness

Ranboo; Say “Dinner would be something that I would enjoy taking you on if you were also interested in attending the meal

Crumb; The more words the better

Ranboo; No wait say, “I would like nothing more than to take you to the finest restaurant in town for a lovely meal we call dinner sir.”

Fundy; Should I send that as a voice memo?

Tubbo; Fuck that. Say dinner tonight. 7pm. Take it or leave it. You bitch. Cause he’s playing games now.

Crumb; Sign it, seal it, deliver it.

Sam; I don’t know why men are so difficult all the time.

Fundy; I’m not gonna say that.

5up; Definitely don’t say that.

(they forgot 5up was also in the group chat to which fundy leaves chat but the others keep adding him back)

[swr1ghh]

crumb, joining the smp : oh!! i’m going with tommy !!!

tubbo n ranboo : ?

crumb : what? everyone else went on a life changing field trip with tommy

crumb : now it’s my turn !!

[apollos-boyfriend]

crumb, pointing to jack manifold: the british man

crumb, pointing to sparklez: the man man

crumb, pointing to ranboo: the baby man

crumb, pointing to herself: and . . . cat

[incorrectdsmpandmcytquotes]

[At a Themepark on the Teacup Ride]

Phil, Sparklez, Puffy, and Bad: *Spinning Calmly and Talking*

Ianite, Techno, and Ant: *Passing by Talking*

Sparklez, Bad, and Phil: Thats My kid-

Tubbo, Foolish, Crumb: [Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can screaming]

Sparklez, Puffy, and Bad: Sorry about my Kid-

Dream, Sapnap, Wilbur, and Tommy: [Flying off the ride screaming]

[mcytbutits-incorrect]

cuptoast : I don’t wanna be a housewife I’m going to be a comedian

[excaliefur]

Fundy: Alright, Listen up you little shits.

Fundy: Not you, crumb. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

[wearingahat]

Charles, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.

Crumb: But Charles, we don't smoke.

Charles: Cut the crap, Crumb. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Charles: *points at Ranboo* One! *points at Sniff* Two! *points at Sneeg* Three! *points at Charlie* Four! *points at Crumb* Five!

Charles: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!

Ranboo: *puts a cigarrette in Charles' hand*

Charles: Thank you. ...Light?

The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

[trashland-llamas]

5up; my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss. what should i do?

Crumb; punch him in the stomach, and then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him

Ranboo; tackle him

Sam; dump him

Tubbo; kick him in the shin 

Fundy; NONE OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

— — —

Fundy; did 5up just tell me that he loves me for the first time?

Sam; yep

Fundy; and did i just give him the thumbs up back?

Sam; *sighs* yeah, you did

[incorrectdsmpandmcytquotes]

Sparklez: This is some good Pizza, where'd you get it delivered from? Pizza hut?

Crumb and Tubbo, in sync: It's not delivery...It's DiGiorno's

Ianite: *Sigh*

[mcytbutits-incorrect]

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