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Charles: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Sniff and I are dating.
Sniff, Sneeg, Charlie, Ranboo, and Crumb: *gasp*
Charles: Sniff, why are you surprised?!
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Cuptoast the beloved
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Fundy; I’m texting 5up, I’m gonna ask him to dinner. How should I text it?
“Let’s get dinner” or “Do you wanna get dinner?”
Sam; Go with “let’s get dinner” so you’re assertive and confident
Fundy; For sure
Ranboo; Actually no, now you sound a little aggressive. Cause you don’t wanna be the guy who’s like LET’S GET DINNER like you’re some sort of caveman
Sam; You’re supposed to ASK him to dinner, not tell him to dinner
Crumb; Just say “do you wanna get dinner”
Fundy; Perfect
Crumb; Actually wait now you sound kinda like a pussy
Fundy; This is tough
Ranboo; The last thing you wanna be is like the overly masculine guy like LET’S GET DINNER CAUSE I’M THE BREADWINNER BITCH
Sam; But men also love assertiveness
Ranboo; Say “Dinner would be something that I would enjoy taking you on if you were also interested in attending the meal
Crumb; The more words the better
Ranboo; No wait say, “I would like nothing more than to take you to the finest restaurant in town for a lovely meal we call dinner sir.”
Fundy; Should I send that as a voice memo?
Tubbo; Fuck that. Say dinner tonight. 7pm. Take it or leave it. You bitch. Cause he’s playing games now.
Crumb; Sign it, seal it, deliver it.
Sam; I don’t know why men are so difficult all the time.
Fundy; I’m not gonna say that.
5up; Definitely don’t say that.
(they forgot 5up was also in the group chat to which fundy leaves chat but the others keep adding him back)
#cw caps#mcyt#cogchamp#cogchamp smp#incorrect mcyt quotes#incorrect quotes#5undy#fundy#5up#crumb cuptoast#awesamdude#ranboo#tubbo#source; tiktok#mcytblr
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crumb, joining the smp : oh!! i’m going with tommy !!!
tubbo n ranboo : ?
crumb : what? everyone else went on a life changing field trip with tommy
crumb : now it’s my turn !!
#dsmp#mcyt#from alta help#dream smp#tubbo#tommyinnit#?#ranboo#crumb#crumb cuptoast#cuptoast#dream smp incorrect quotes#mcyt incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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crumb, pointing to jack manifold: the british man
crumb, pointing to sparklez: the man man
crumb, pointing to ranboo: the baby man
crumb, pointing to herself: and . . . cat
#mcyt#mcytblr#crumb#cuptoast#icarus speaks#she’s the funniest fucker on this planet#this is not an incorrect quote btw. this is real
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[At a Themepark on the Teacup Ride]
Phil, Sparklez, Puffy, and Bad: *Spinning Calmly and Talking*
Ianite, Techno, and Ant: *Passing by Talking*
Sparklez, Bad, and Phil: Thats My kid-
Tubbo, Foolish, Crumb: [Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can screaming]
Sparklez, Puffy, and Bad: Sorry about my Kid-
Dream, Sapnap, Wilbur, and Tommy: [Flying off the ride screaming]
#tommyinnit#Technoblade#sapnap#dream mcyt#wilbur soot#captain puffy#captain sparklez#badboyhalo#foolish gamers#philza#tubbo#antfrost#cuptoast#crumb#ianite#incorrect mcyt#incorrect dream smp#incorrect quotes
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cuptoast : I don’t wanna be a housewife I’m going to be a comedian
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Fundy: Alright, Listen up you little shits.
Fundy: Not you, crumb. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
#fundy#itsfundy#incorrect quote#i believe in crumb and fundy supremacy#cuptoast#not me hyperfixating on minecraft youtubers again#was this not fundy to tubbo vs fundy to crumb on day 6?#cogchamp smp
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Charles, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Crumb: But Charles, we don't smoke.
Charles: Cut the crap, Crumb. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Charles: *points at Ranboo* One! *points at Sniff* Two! *points at Sneeg* Three! *points at Charlie* Four! *points at Crumb* Five!
Charles: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Ranboo: *puts a cigarrette in Charles' hand*
Charles: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*
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5up; my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss. what should i do?
Crumb; punch him in the stomach, and then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him
Ranboo; tackle him
Sam; dump him
Tubbo; kick him in the shin
Fundy; NONE OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Fundy; did 5up just tell me that he loves me for the first time?
Sam; yep
Fundy; and did i just give him the thumbs up back?
Sam; *sighs* yeah, you did
#mcyt#cogchamp smp#5undy#incorrect mcyt quotes#incorrect quotes#mcyt fundy#mcyt 5up#mcyt awesamdude#mcyt tubbo#mcyt crumb#fundy#5up#awesamdude#tubbo#crumb cuptoast
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Sparklez: This is some good Pizza, where'd you get it delivered from? Pizza hut?
Crumb and Tubbo, in sync: It's not delivery...It's DiGiorno's
Ianite: *Sigh*
#Ianite#captain sparklez#dad sparklez#tubbo#tubbo mcyt#cuptoast#crumb#incorrect mcyt#incorrect quotes
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