#dsmp incorrect quotes

[genyas-gun]

C!Technoblade: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

C!Technoblade: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

[deadkraker]

Pt1

This is more or less just Ranboo centric with a bonus techno and Tubbo ones

[dreamsclock]

goodmorning

[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

cc!Techno: You're trying to use my ego against me?

cc!Tommy: I thought it'd work.

cc!Techno: No it worked. I'll do it.

[khyrrn-v2]

Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?

Tubbo: oh, no, we did

Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways

[tang0w0tek]

Skeppy: we need a plan

Tommy: I have a plan

Wilbur: no yelling

Bad: no cursing

George: no violence

Tommy: I no longer have a plan

[bororat-fr]

At a speed dating event Quackity: Oh wow, people are really shallow. Wilbur: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate? Quackity: Checks their pulse Sorry, not yet. Wilbur: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

[dreamsmpstuffs]

so i found an incorrect quote generator and i made a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring the (no longer minors) of the smp

(and if you check my account youll see like 3 more of these i just didnt feel like tagging all of them)

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Quackity: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?

Fundy: Why? It was important.

Quackity: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".

Purpled, shrugging: The people need to know.

[kp0p-d5mpx]

DSMP Incorrect Quotes Part 1

Quackity and Ranboo are left alone with Y/N. Ranboo: So… want a beer?

Y/N: Sure-

Quackity: She’s 16!

Ranboo: What do you want me to do with her?!

Y/N: Crushes are the worst

Wilbur: Yeah. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Y/N: Pfftt, you’re always acting stupid.

Wilbur: Yeahhhh, don’t think about that too hard.

Y/N:

Techno, having consumed enough caffeine to kill three horses, crawling around the room rapidly: WHERE ARE THE FRESH CHILDREN FOR ME TO FEAST UPON???

Y/N, holding up a cross and backing herself into a corner: whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK.

[deadkraker]

Tweaks so bad I crack my neck

[starboyrockstar]

SBI INCORRECT QUOTES #1

Tommy: You drink your coffee black?

Technoblade: Yeah...?

Tommy: Gods, who hurt you?

Technoblade: milk

Tommy: ...

Technoblade: no acually, I've lactose intolerance

[dreamsclock]

return of the incorrect dsmp tweets

[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

c!Tommy: c!Wilbur and c!Phil would be ashamed of me if I was a murderer. c!Techno, on the other hand… he’d buy me ice cream

[khyrrn-v2]

Philza: Alright listen up you little shits!

Philza: not you, Ranboo. We’re glad to have you here

[tang0w0tek]

[sharing a safehouse]

Ranboo: How the hell did you two manage to set a lemon on fire?

Tubbo: Microwave for 40 minutes.

Ranboo: Why were you microwaving a lemon?!

Tommy: I read that boiling a lemon helps cover up bad smells, and we wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but there weren’t any pots.

Ranboo: Did you burn an orange too?! How?!

Tubbo: Microwave for 40 minutes.