#dsmp incorrect quotes

[deadkraker]

Pt1

This is more or less just Ranboo centric with a bonus techno and Tubbo ones

[dreamsclock]

goodmorning

[genyas-gun]

C!Technoblade: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

C!Technoblade: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

cc!Techno: You're trying to use my ego against me?

cc!Tommy: I thought it'd work.

cc!Techno: No it worked. I'll do it.

[khyrrn-v2]

Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?

Tubbo: oh, no, we did

Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways

[tang0w0tek]

Skeppy: we need a plan

Tommy: I have a plan

Wilbur: no yelling

Bad: no cursing

George: no violence

Tommy: I no longer have a plan

[bororat-fr]

At a speed dating event Quackity: Oh wow, people are really shallow. Wilbur: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate? Quackity: Checks their pulse Sorry, not yet. Wilbur: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

[dreamsmpstuffs]

so i found an incorrect quote generator and i made a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring the (no longer minors) of the smp

(and if you check my account youll see like 3 more of these i just didnt feel like tagging all of them)

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Quackity: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?

Fundy: Why? It was important.

Quackity: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".

Purpled, shrugging: The people need to know.

[kp0p-d5mpx]

DSMP Incorrect Quotes Part 1

Quackity and Ranboo are left alone with Y/N. Ranboo: So… want a beer?

Y/N: Sure-

Quackity: She’s 16!

Ranboo: What do you want me to do with her?!

Y/N: Crushes are the worst

Wilbur: Yeah. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Y/N: Pfftt, you’re always acting stupid.

Wilbur: Yeahhhh, don’t think about that too hard.

Y/N:

Techno, having consumed enough caffeine to kill three horses, crawling around the room rapidly: WHERE ARE THE FRESH CHILDREN FOR ME TO FEAST UPON???

Y/N, holding up a cross and backing herself into a corner: whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK.

[deadkraker]

Tweaks so bad I crack my neck

[starboyrockstar]

SBI INCORRECT QUOTES #1

Tommy: You drink your coffee black?

Technoblade: Yeah...?

Tommy: Gods, who hurt you?

Technoblade: milk

Tommy: ...

Technoblade: no acually, I've lactose intolerance

[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

cc!Tommy: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

cc!Techno: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

[khyrrn-v2]

Philza: Alright listen up you little shits!

Philza: not you, Ranboo. We’re glad to have you here

[tang0w0tek]

Wilbur: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

[ahandfulofm0ss]

@th3-l0c0l-l0v3r

I put our DSMP characters (+ Wilbur) into incorrect quotes

Observe

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*Starix recording whilst Pluto and Wilbur are arguing* Pluto: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO! Starix: *wheezes like a tea kettle* Wilbur, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab him. Pluto: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? Wilbur: It's my favorite movi- Pluto: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, WILBUR! Wilbur: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y- Pluto: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!

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Moon: Well please don’t let Starix do anything stupid… Wilbur: Stupid by my standards or yours? Moon: Moon: Stupid by my mother’s standards. Wilbur: Smart. Starix will live longer.

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Starix: What's your greatest fear? Moon: Being forgotten. Starix: ... Starix: Damn, that's deep. Starix: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

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*Hoki is casually searching around the room* Wilbur: Hey Hoki, what’re you looking for? Hoki: My will to live. *Moon walks into the room* Hoki: Oh, there it is.

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Wilbur: *Gasp* Starix: wHAT?? Wilbur: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Starix: *inhales* Moon, in another room with Hoki: Why can I hear screeching?

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Wilbur: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos. Wilbur: Oh no, where did it go? Starix: WILBUR WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Starix: Go fuck yourself. Wilbur: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!

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Hoki: May luck (and this picture of Starix eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

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Wilbur: Why does nobody tell me when people come over? I came downstairs singing All Star while wearing a "say hey if you're gay" shirt and boxers! Wilbur: Everyone was there. EVERYONE! Including Moon! Wilbur: She saw.

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Pluto: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Wilbur's birthday invitations. Starix: Well, what are they supposed to say? Pluto: "Wilbur's birthday". Starix: So, what do they say instead? Pluto: "Wilbur’s bi". Starix: Starix: Works out either way.

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Wilbur: Hi, who's this? Starix changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. Hoki: What's mine? Wilbur: Dwarf. Hoki: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! Wilbur: Oh, hey Hoki. Hoki: FUCK!

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Wilbur: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.