areasonenough

[deadkraker]

Pt1

This is more or less just Ranboo centric with a bonus techno and Tubbo ones

[a-capricorn-ohfuckthat]

philza: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

tommy: Several traffic violations.

techno: Three counts of resisting arrest.

wilbur: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

y/n: Also, that’s not our car.

[faye-writes-stuff]

welp here we go again

INCORRECT QUOTES TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Y/n: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Dream: Wednesay Y/n: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Y/n: Dream, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Dream: Well of course I have. Dream: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Dream: It's boring.

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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Ranboo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Y/n: Ranboo... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Ranboo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Y/n: Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Ranboo

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Y/n: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sapnap: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Y/n: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Sapnap: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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George: Welcome, fellow idiots Y/n: Hello, George George: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Y/n: You underestimate me

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George: *Gets down on one knee* Y/n: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. George: *Falls over* Y/n: The poison is kicking in.

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Tommy: Change is inedible. Y/n: Don't you mean inevitable? Tommy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Tommy: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Y/n's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Tubbo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Y/n: Oh, I’m always running Y/n: The question is from what

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Tubbo: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Y/n: It’s not a joke. Y/n: *sniffles* Y/n: I’m a legit snack.

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Foolish: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao Y/n: What did you do op? Foolish: A MISTAKE

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Y/n: Foolish... Foolish: Oh no, 'Foolish' in b-flat. Foolish: You're disappointed.

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Technoblade: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Technoblade, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n: Oh! B positive. Technoblade: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n:

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Technoblade, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something. Y/n: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! Technoblade, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/n: Outstanding. Technoblade: This is what I’m talking about people.

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Technoblade: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Technoblade: Absolutely not.

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i accidentally hit post on this too early so if you saw this b4 it was finished- no you didn't

ANYWAYS enjoy, because the last one got over 300 likes so

ic master list :)

[dreamsclock]

goodmorning

[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

cc!Techno: You're trying to use my ego against me?

cc!Tommy: I thought it'd work.

cc!Techno: No it worked. I'll do it.

[khyrrn-v2]

Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?

Tubbo: oh, no, we did

Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways

[tang0w0tek]

Skeppy: we need a plan

Tommy: I have a plan

Wilbur: no yelling

Bad: no cursing

George: no violence

Tommy: I no longer have a plan

[tmmyhug]

i dunno

[r4spb3rry-t4rt]

I haven't seen anyone make this yet so I hope I'm not like stealing someone's already made meme gjsjfj

[dreamsmpstuffs]

so i found an incorrect quote generator and i made a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring the (no longer minors) of the smp

(and if you check my account youll see like 3 more of these i just didnt feel like tagging all of them)

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Quackity: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?

Fundy: Why? It was important.

Quackity: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".

Purpled, shrugging: The people need to know.

[deadkraker]

Tweaks so bad I crack my neck

[a-capricorn-ohfuckthat]

Wilbur: *making a speech*

Y/n: *stubs their toe* fuck fuck fuckity fuck

Wilbur: a very eloquent addition, y/n, thank you

[kp0p-d5mpx]

DSMP Incorrect Quotes Part 1

Quackity and Ranboo are left alone with Y/N. Ranboo: So… want a beer?

Y/N: Sure-

Quackity: She’s 16!

Ranboo: What do you want me to do with her?!

Y/N: Crushes are the worst

Wilbur: Yeah. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Y/N: Pfftt, you’re always acting stupid.

Wilbur: Yeahhhh, don’t think about that too hard.

Y/N:

Techno, having consumed enough caffeine to kill three horses, crawling around the room rapidly: WHERE ARE THE FRESH CHILDREN FOR ME TO FEAST UPON???

Y/N, holding up a cross and backing herself into a corner: whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK.

[dreamsclock]

return of the incorrect dsmp tweets

[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

c!Tommy: c!Wilbur and c!Phil would be ashamed of me if I was a murderer. c!Techno, on the other hand… he’d buy me ice cream