#dream smp incorrect quotes

[a-capricorn-ohfuckthat]

Wilbur: *making a speech*

Y/n: *stubs their toe* fuck fuck fuckity fuck

Wilbur: a very eloquent addition, y/n, thank you

[disturbed-and-depressed]

Technoblade: Do you wanna know how I really hurt my wrist?

Tommy: Yes

Technoblade: I was hoola hooping. Philza, Y/n and I attended a class for fitness and fun.

Tommy: Oh my god

Technoblade: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Tommy: Why are you telling me this?

Technoblade: Because no one will ever believe you

Tommy: You sick son of a bitch

[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

cc!Techno: You're trying to use my ego against me?

cc!Tommy: I thought it'd work.

cc!Techno: No it worked. I'll do it.

[khyrrn-v2]

Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?

Tubbo: oh, no, we did

Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways

[tang0w0tek]

George: Come on, Sapnap. Nobody actually believes that Dream is in love with me.

Sapnap, to the group: Raise your hand if you think that Dream is helplessly in love with George.

*Everyone raises their hand*

George: Dream, put your hand down. 

[dreamsmpstuffs]

so i found an incorrect quote generator and i made a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring the (no longer minors) of the smp

(and if you check my account youll see like 3 more of these i just didnt feel like tagging all of them)

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Purpled, grinning: Before you were what?

Quackity: Before I was-

Purpled: What?

Quackity: Before I was inter-

Purpled: Before you were interrupted?

Quackity: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-

Purpled: What?

Quackity: *makes frustrated sound*

Fundy, nervously: Stop that. Before he hurts you.

[s-i-m-p0]

Y/n: *too short to hold the holders on a train*

Ranboo: *puts arm put for y/n to hold onto*

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Please I suck at writing to images lol

[w0lfyfl00f]

could you do more eret x foolish?

Nothing inappropriate obviously but still a ship?

just wondering.

and... pleading 🙏🏽

Here!

Eret: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. 
Foolish: Wow. They sound stupid. 
Eret: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. 
Foolish: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” 
Eret: I guess you’re right. Hey Foolish, I love you. 
Foolish: See! Just say that! 
Eret: Holy fucking shit. 
Foolish: If that flies over their head then, sorry Eret, but they're too dumb for you. 
Eret: Foolish.

~~

Foolish: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. 
Eret: Okay. 
Foolish: And make out during the scary parts. 
Eret: Th- 
Eret: The scary parts. 
Eret: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

~~

Foolish, sweating: Eret, there’s something I need to ask you- 
Eret: Finally! You’re proposing! 
Foolish: How’d you know? 
Eret: Foolish, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. 
Eret: I even picked it up once.

~~

Also more coming soon given the poll results

[sinvulkt]

Heads up Seven Up

Rules: Post seven lines from something you're working on. 

YESSSS LET’S GOOO

Thank you for the tag!! @fancyfrey 🎶

Here is one, all fresh out of sprint, from my Dream SMP longfic~

Dream opened the book. The smell of old paper and ink spread in the air, the pages crisp under his touch. At first, nothing happened. The pages were blank. Then the low enchantment buzz turned into a rumbling, and black code climbed over Dream’s hands.

Dream jumped away, feathers bristling, his code frantically fighting the invader, but to no use. The black code was slippery, dodging all of Dream’s defenses, and his green one was still weak from Wilbur’s mutant code. His panicking receded slightly as he noticed the invading code wasn’t doing anything. It just probed and observed, scouting Dream’s life before bringing back the information to the book. Dream settled back down, still a bit light headed from the fright. He missed the time when reading a book was a simple matter of sitting down and turning pages.

A few breaths later, the black code retracted from Dream, collapsing onto the empty paper. They twirled and turned, some playful ones chasing after each other, until they finally settled into words.

Welcome, Apprentice.

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[a-capricorn-ohfuckthat]

Y/n, crocheting: not gonna lie, I think that toxic waste just cracked my tooth

Wilbur: YOU DO CROCHET TOO??

Schlatt: YOU TAKE THE CROCHET FROM THAT AND NOT THE CRACKED TOOTH?

[disturbed-and-depressed]

Dream: Sapnap, you'll be working with Karl and Y/n.

Sapnap: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Sapnap: ...Of people on a team.

[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

c!Tommy: c!Wilbur and c!Phil would be ashamed of me if I was a murderer. c!Techno, on the other hand… he’d buy me ice cream

[khyrrn-v2]

Philza: Alright listen up you little shits!

Philza: not you, Ranboo. We’re glad to have you here

[tang0w0tek]

Skeppy: we need a plan

Tommy: I have a plan

Wilbur: no yelling

Bad: no cursing

George: no violence

Tommy: I no longer have a plan