#dream smp incorrect quotes

[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

cc!Techno: You're trying to use my ego against me?

cc!Tommy: I thought it'd work.

cc!Techno: No it worked. I'll do it.

[khyrrn-v2]

Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?

Tubbo: oh, no, we did

Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways

[tang0w0tek]

Skeppy: we need a plan

Tommy: I have a plan

Wilbur: no yelling

Bad: no cursing

George: no violence

Tommy: I no longer have a plan

[dreamsmpstuffs]

so i found an incorrect quote generator and i made a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring the (no longer minors) of the smp

(and if you check my account youll see like 3 more of these i just didnt feel like tagging all of them)

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Purpled: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons.

Slime: Bet you I can!

Foolish: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to building*

[w0lfyfl00f]

could you do more eret x foolish?

Nothing inappropriate obviously but still a ship?

just wondering.

and... pleading 🙏🏽

Here!

Eret: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. 
Foolish: Wow. They sound stupid. 
Eret: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. 
Foolish: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” 
Eret: I guess you’re right. Hey Foolish, I love you. 
Foolish: See! Just say that! 
Eret: Holy fucking shit. 
Foolish: If that flies over their head then, sorry Eret, but they're too dumb for you. 
Eret: Foolish.

~~

Foolish: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. 
Eret: Okay. 
Foolish: And make out during the scary parts. 
Eret: Th- 
Eret: The scary parts. 
Eret: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

~~

Foolish, sweating: Eret, there’s something I need to ask you- 
Eret: Finally! You’re proposing! 
Foolish: How’d you know? 
Eret: Foolish, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. 
Eret: I even picked it up once.

~~

Also more coming soon given the poll results

[goopiestlilguy]

[hatchetislostpog]

Quackity: I have fallen madly in love with you.

Y/n: Everyone does, darling. I'm a very loveable person.

Quackity: No, I'm seriously in love with you; this isn't me pretending. I love you.

Y/n: Oh...

[genyas-gun]

C!Technoblade: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

C!Technoblade: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

c!Tommy: c!Wilbur and c!Phil would be ashamed of me if I was a murderer. c!Techno, on the other hand… he’d buy me ice cream

[khyrrn-v2]

Philza: Alright listen up you little shits!

Philza: not you, Ranboo. We’re glad to have you here

[tang0w0tek]

[sharing a safehouse]

Ranboo: How the hell did you two manage to set a lemon on fire?

Tubbo: Microwave for 40 minutes.

Ranboo: Why were you microwaving a lemon?!

Tommy: I read that boiling a lemon helps cover up bad smells, and we wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but there weren’t any pots.

Ranboo: Did you burn an orange too?! How?!

Tubbo: Microwave for 40 minutes.

[bororat-fr]

The paperwork one is my fav.

so i found an incorrect quote generator and i made a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring the (no longer minors) of the smp

(and if you check my account youll see like 3 more of these i just didnt feel like tagging all of them)

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Slime: Quackity is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life!

Purpled : Never done anything wrong?! He set a city block on FIRE!

[non-binary-god-eclipse]

Techno: don't worry I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Wilbur: I think you mean cards.

Phil, audibly disappointed: he did not.

Techno, pulling out knives: I did not.

[goopiestlilguy]