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[jeena-says-hi]

Mumbo, entering Grian’s room: Scar did it again.

Grian: Peace disturbance?

Mumbo: What no-

Grian: Arson..?

Mumbo: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Grian: uh....Attempted murder?

Mumbo NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

[ilexdiapason]

(source)

[whatmcytsaid]

Scott: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martyn and Pearl's convo?

BigB: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Skizz: I'm in the washing machine.

Scar: I'm in the closet.

BigB: We accept you, Scar. <3

Scar: No. I'm literally in the closet.

Lizzie: Love is love. <3

[a-capricorn-ohfuckthat]

philza: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

tommy: Several traffic violations.

techno: Three counts of resisting arrest.

wilbur: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

y/n: Also, that’s not our car.

[nomsfaultau]

scp Tubbo who just lost they legs: ow

Philza: no no I can work with this. Have you tried blood letting?

Tommy: Tubbo doesn’t have blood??

Philza tosses his hands up in exasperation: well there’s your problem mate!

[blockmenobsessedperson]

I just had to >:}

[hacker-the-simp]

A random team crafted incorrect quote

Bajan, washing orange paint off his hands: ummm guys, it’s not coming off

Ssundee, dress and painted as the Lorax: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT-

[fandomonic-plague]

AAO Canon???

Scar: Grian... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Grian: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Scar: Scar: I wrote sanitize, Grian.

[l-thefriendlyghost]

Grian: what are you wearing?

Scar: shopping district pants

Grian: what kinda pants?

Scar: pants you wear to the shopping district

Scar: an a sign of respect

Grian: so why aren't you wearing a shirt?

Scar: too much respect

Scar: it's the shopping district

Scar: not church.

[jeena-says-hi]

*playing twister*

Mumbo: Right hand red.

Grian: *ends up on top of Scar*

Grian: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Mumbo: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

[ilexdiapason]

(source)

[whatmcytsaid]

Gem: Do you do anything except whine like a little bitch?

Grian: Yes. Sometimes I whine like a big bitch.

[a-capricorn-ohfuckthat]

Wilbur: *making a speech*

Y/n: *stubs their toe* fuck fuck fuckity fuck

Wilbur: a very eloquent addition, y/n, thank you

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Tubbo: Come on Tommy, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...

Tommy: Yes I can. Fifty dollars.

[nomsfaultau]

Scp Tommy, feeling depressed: would you guys still love me if I was a worm?

Philza and Wilbur, simultaneously and immediately: yah! I love worms, they’re delicious.

Tommy: WHAT!?

Philza, remembering he’s not a crow anymore: wait I mean no, sorry mate forgot people don’t normally eat worms.

Wilbur: don’t worry, I don’t have standards so I’d still love you.

Tommy: I can’t tell if that makes me feel better or not…

[iamshawn]

Sausage: What's the word for when your hands are bisexual? Joel: Do you mean ambidextrous? Sausage: I'm in love with you