#mcyt incorrect quotes

[jeena-says-hi]

Mumbo, entering Grian’s room: Scar did it again.

Grian: Peace disturbance?

Mumbo: What no-

Grian: Arson..?

Mumbo: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Grian: uh....Attempted murder?

Mumbo NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

[moldyrainbowbutter]

[ilexdiapason]

Grian: Welcome to the Fuck Martyn Club, where we come together to talk about the ways Martyn sucks and he's wronged us!

Ren, in the doorway: I, er. I appear to have misinterpreted the club name.

[whatmcytsaid]

Scott: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martyn and Pearl's convo?

BigB: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Skizz: I'm in the washing machine.

Scar: I'm in the closet.

BigB: We accept you, Scar. <3

Scar: No. I'm literally in the closet.

Lizzie: Love is love. <3

[thenopequeen]

Jimmy: I'm blowin' up me mum's car, boom boom!

Joel: get out me car!

Jimmy: awwww

[nomsfaultau]

scp Tubbo who just lost they legs: ow

Philza: no no I can work with this. Have you tried blood letting?

Tommy: Tubbo doesn’t have blood??

Philza tosses his hands up in exasperation: well there’s your problem mate!

[blockmenobsessedperson]

I just had to >:}

[hacker-the-simp]

A random team crafted incorrect quote

Bajan, washing orange paint off his hands: ummm guys, it’s not coming off

Ssundee, dress and painted as the Lorax: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT-

[fandomonic-plague]

AAO Canon???

Scar: Grian... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Grian: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Scar: Scar: I wrote sanitize, Grian.

[cro-fiishy]

mcsim incorrect posts pt. 2

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more of these because i love these fucked up block men

[lunar-lover-writes15]

how mcyts would react to being told you’re on your period.

PART 1!! TW! swearing and talking about blood. There’s no shipping in this this is platonic stuff. NO ROMANTIC SHIT!!

Jschlatt: (leaves room and comes back with a pad) (throws it at you) “stop bleeding and feel fucking better.

Tubbo: “…….hold on…(googles what a period is) OH WHAT THE HELL!? EW!! I WISH I DIDNT LOOK IT UP!!”

Nihachu: (comes to your room with your favorite candies, a heating pad, and pads) “here you go. now, let’s watch something to take your mind off this”

Dream: “…hold on I got this.” (Throws a pad at you) “stay here I’ll be back in a second” (leaves and comes back) “okay…” (picks you up, brings you to his room and plops you on his bed) “okay, (picks up Patches) here’s Patches, here’s a heating pad, I have snacks and movies so…Mean Girls, Star Wars, or (insert favorite movie here). Which are we gonna watch?”

Ranboo: “uuuuh…(calls Niki and asks what he should do)…(ends call)…sooo…I have snacks…will that help? I also have Advil…will that help?”

Tommyinnit: “…I have Minecraft and soda…….oh that’s not how I can help uhhhh okay……do you have anything that can help you? Okay uhhh…should I call…Niki? Okay I’m gonna call her over because I don’t know what the fuck is going on or what I should fucking do.”

George: “…im color blind so I can’t do anything(you throw a pillow at him) OW! Fuck okay uhh…you have pads or something…okay you put that on I guess and we watch a tv show? Will that work?”

that’s all for today Part 2 coming soon!

[ilexdiapason]

(source)

[whatmcytsaid]

Gem: Do you do anything except whine like a little bitch?

Grian: Yes. Sometimes I whine like a big bitch.

[minziemoon]

Life Series as Textposts / Incorrect Quotes

People seem to lowkey like these, so I gotta please the masses.

[nomsfaultau]

Scp Tommy, feeling depressed: would you guys still love me if I was a worm?

Philza and Wilbur, simultaneously and immediately: yah! I love worms, they’re delicious.

Tommy: WHAT!?

Philza, remembering he’s not a crow anymore: wait I mean no, sorry mate forgot people don’t normally eat worms.

Wilbur: don’t worry, I don’t have standards so I’d still love you.

Tommy: I can’t tell if that makes me feel better or not…

[hollowgl0w]

Life series/hermitcraft incorrect quotes