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I love adding "Reddit" to the end of all my google searches I will never stop.

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It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

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actually while we’re talking about this- mocking a bi woman for having a boyfriend when she should have a girlfriend isnt cool or funny or progressive its really annoying actually

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Reblog to make the person u reblogged this from comfy n cozy

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

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STUPID SAUCE JAX REQUESTS LET'S GOOO-- ekhem

What if Jax had to go behind the counter for a few minutes to deal with the clients? Similar to how Ragatha talked with Gloink Queen when Pomni went after Gumigoo

do that with what you will

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Hi tumblr I thought you guys would really like jax period cramps adventure

Jax (period cramps edition) belongs to: @gooseworx

Special thanks to this tumblr user making this banger idea:

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I grew up with the innate knowledge that the phrase "be yourself" did not apply to me.

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Last draw of the year

Kōhe is supposed to be bad cuz he hangs up with fake frank right(?

Right?!?!

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Koasku

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It’s that time of the year again

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UNO

Someone requested Team Dark playing Uno a while ago and loved the idea.