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FUCK he's so hot I actually need him Jesus fuck oh my god oh my god mmmmmm I need to treat his dick like a lollipop what the FUCK

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pats your head pats your head pats your head pats your head pats your head pats your head

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Live, laugh, love leopard print

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8 Mile (2002)

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it's getting cold out this time of year! imagine your f/o cupping their hands around yours, rubbing them up or puffing hot breath onto them to help you warm up.

or vice-versa; doing small acts of kindness for your beloved so they're not so miserable about braving the cold. 💖

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I’M??? I’M SORRY??

The new Minecraft movie trailer LITERALLY opened with the “the children yearn for the mines” meme???

???????????????

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Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.

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this makes it sound like he was fucking sniffing around the set searching for lapis lazuli and that’s so much funnier than reality

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they got how to train your dragon

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When I get money: (*≧ω≦)

When I have to work for it: (ＴДＴ　)

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Im missing ppl i have no right to miss

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༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:･🌈⃤

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pure love