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my friend riley: “alright, what do we do, when we have the urge to kill someone?”

my bf ace: “uuuh……STABBY STAB TIME!!”

me: “THE VOICES CRAVE BLOOD…SO THEY SHALL GET BLOOD!!”

riley: “goddamnit NO!”

ace: “uuugh”

me: “you’re no fun”

ace: “ i know right!?”

(THIS IS A JOKE BTW DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!)

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technoblade: (starts to unsheathe a dagger) “i have an idea.”

philza: “no murder!”

technoblade: (re-sheathes dagger) “i no longer have an idea.”

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Karl: "Why are your pockets full of poisonous mushrooms?"

(George taking mushrooms out of his pockets and putting it into a bunch of chests)

George: "...Don't worry about it."

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this might just be me but do any closet cosplayers find a character that they want to cosplay as so badly that they put all their time and effort into it just because they wanted to cosplay the character in the best way possible?

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Orion: "Let's not worry about the future. Let's just take this one kiss at a time."

Theo: "I like how that sounds."

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Quackity: “that dumbass still following us?”

Foolish: (looks back to see a very oblivious slimecicle still picking up random things from a trail left by quackity) “yep.”

Quackity: (still leaving a trail of random things) “good.”

Slimecicle: (picks up an amethyst) “A PURPLE CRYSTAL!!” (picks up a slime ball) “A PIECE OF ME-ohh nevermind it’s just a piece of goo”

Foolish: “is he gonna catch on?”

Quackity: (looks at slimecicle who is filled with delight, looks back at foolish) “there is a .0001% chance that he’s gonna catch on.”

Foolish: “alright if you say so.”

Slimecicle: (stops picking up random things) “wait a second…”

(quackity and foolish stop walking concerned that slimecicle caught on)

Slimecicle: (looks closer at the slime ball) “……THIS IS A PART OF ME!! I KNEW IT!!”

(quackity and foolish let out a sigh of relief)

Quackity: “told ya, it’s fine.”

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Technoblade: “Something's off about this place...”

Philza: “...You mean other than the giant pools of blood?”

Technoblade: “Nah that’s normal.”

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Quackity: "So, how did you three meet and make Pogtopia?"

(Technoblade, Tommy, and Wilbur look at each other)

Techno: "...You know, we actually legally can't answer that."

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shigaraki: “good morning! did you sleep well?”

bakugou: “....did you fucking sedate me?!”

shigaraki: “…no…you didn’t answer my fucking question dumbfuck! how did you sleep?”

bakugou: “….better than i normally do i guess…”

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Random Friend: “This is Ace. Ace loves his personal space.”

*Tommy hugging Ace tightly*

Random narrator: “This is Tommy. Tommy also loves Ace’s personal space.”

(name reveal my name is tommy)

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my mom: DON'T LET THE DOGS EAT YOUR BROTHERS PUZZLE!! me: what? don't let the dogs eat his what? (goes to where my brother was sitting) ohhhh eat the puzzle. (dog starts walking over) me: NOOO! THAT WAS NOT AN INVITATION TO EAT THE PUZZLE!!

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me: i learned a whole language!

also me: (reading, writing, and translating ender)

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how mcyts would react to being told you’re on your period.

PART 2!! TW! talking about blood. There’s no shipping in this this is platonic stuff. NO ROMANTIC SHIT!!

Wilbur Soot: (gives you a pad) “put that on please. i will be right back.”(leaves for 5 minutes)(comes back and picks you up and brings you to his room) “alright, so here’s so chocolate, a heating pad, and tea. do you want to play a game or watch a movie? oh and here’s some Advil.”

Sapnap: (gives you Advil and a tampon) “I hope those help. Do you need anything like snacks or something to drink?”

Eret: “I have just the thing one minute.”(leaves but comes back with a heating pad, weighted blanket, Advil, a pad, snacks, and your Nintendo switch) “alright so I was thinking that we could watch something and play on the switches or we could play Mario kart or smash bros. Which one works for you?”

Captain Puffy: (gives you a pad) “I have (insert favorite movie or show) that we could watch. And I have Advil, a heating pad, chocolate, tea, and games. oh i’ll be right back, don’t move…please.”(leaves and comes back with all of her cats) “and now we have cats.”

Hannah Rose: “aw, wait here.” (Leaves and comes back with a pad, laptop, Advil, snacks, and blankets) “okay, you go out the pad on and when you come back we will binge (insert favorite show here) or we can watch YouTube videos.”

Karl: (runs out of the room really fast and comes back with a tampon, heating pad, nail polish, Tylenol, and his cat) (puts on your favorite anime show) “alright what do you want to do first?”

I AM DONE WITH PART 2!! I MAKE NO PROMISES THAT PART 3 WILL BE OUT FAST!!

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friend 2: “alright, what do we do, when we have the urge to kill someone?”

friend 1: “uuuh……STABBY STAB TIME!!”

me: “THE VOICES CRAVE BLOOD…SO THEY SHALL GET BLOOD!!”

friend 2: “goddamnit NO!”

friend 1: “uuugh”

me: “you’re no fun”

friend 1: “ i know right!?”

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how mcyts would react to being told you’re on your period.

PART 1!! TW! swearing and talking about blood. There’s no shipping in this this is platonic stuff. NO ROMANTIC SHIT!!

Jschlatt: (leaves room and comes back with a pad) (throws it at you) “stop bleeding and feel fucking better.

Tubbo: “…….hold on…(googles what a period is) OH WHAT THE HELL!? EW!! I WISH I DIDNT LOOK IT UP!!”

Nihachu: (comes to your room with your favorite candies, a heating pad, and pads) “here you go. now, let’s watch something to take your mind off this”

Dream: “…hold on I got this.” (Throws a pad at you) “stay here I’ll be back in a second” (leaves and comes back) “okay…” (picks you up, brings you to his room and plops you on his bed) “okay, (picks up Patches) here’s Patches, here’s a heating pad, I have snacks and movies so…Mean Girls, Star Wars, or (insert favorite movie here). Which are we gonna watch?”

Ranboo: “uuuuh…(calls Niki and asks what he should do)…(ends call)…sooo…I have snacks…will that help? I also have Advil…will that help?”

Tommyinnit: “…I have Minecraft and soda…….oh that’s not how I can help uhhhh okay……do you have anything that can help you? Okay uhhh…should I call…Niki? Okay I’m gonna call her over because I don’t know what the fuck is going on or what I should fucking do.”

George: “…im color blind so I can’t do anything(you throw a pillow at him) OW! Fuck okay uhh…you have pads or something…okay you put that on I guess and we watch a tv show? Will that work?”

that’s all for today Part 2 coming soon!

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Tommy: (walks in) “Fucking hell, why are there so many bubbles in here?!”

Ranboo: (sitting on the couch with tubbo and they but put away the bubble wand) “You really don’t want to know.”

Tubbo: (laying upside down on the couch and popping the bubbles) “BUBBLES!!” (pops a bubble and the soap gets in his eyes) “AAAAAH!! DAMNIT!!! OW FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING EYES!!”