#dsmp karl

[idiot-mushroom]

ta!bench trio and their jobs

[ghostb0o]

Found an unfinished karlnapity joke from jan 2023 while cleaning my art folder, so I finished the edit and there we go

(OG post from @/polyamoryfacts)

[fxshbonezz]

Yaoi

[moonimscruffy]

I’m so freaking happy that dsmp is having a random revival right now, however reminder to everyone PLEASE DONT FORGET THE OTHER CHARACTERS BESIDES SBI AND BEEDUO 🙏🙏 I love you cteamrocketduo and fundy.

CHEERS TO 4 YEARS OF BEING STUCK HERE!!!

[your-fav-is-a-snake]

c!karl jacobs from the dsmp!!!!!!

C!Karl Jacobs from the Dream SMP is a Malayan Blue Coral Snake!

[sugarnies]

😴

[kay-then-i-guess]

I’m taking your silence on the BBH and Karl guesses I sent as confirmation it’s either one

I'm on a trip right now, so I'm actually just not posting as much haha. But it's a valid guess, and I gotta say that Dream as Bad would be really cool, especially considering the deal with how the egg reacts with green and whatnot.

But, I'm going to go ahead and knock out some guesses I got in my inbox about Dream: he is not Bad, Slimecicle, Karl, or Callahan. But you're kind of in the right direction with Bad and Callahan? Definitely nowhere near Slime (he doesn't show up until Las Nevadas, canonically), and not Karl (who has shown up! but nobody's guessed them yet).

And here's some pictures of Dream from the comic, for funsies (he's gossiping with himself)

[archfey-edda]

Losing memories and losing time.

Check out the free @dreamoirezine for more wonderful content!

[nekole-doodles]

I stumbled across some C! Karlnapity fanart and now I have arandom question because I'm really curious on what people say:

But seriously, if you legitimately, honestly, genuinely say that *Quackity* is the tallest in Karlnapity, you better be prepared to give me an ESSAY, A WHOLE A## PERSUASIVE ESSAY, on how he's the tallest.

[polkasoup]

Some of the charm designs you can expect to see soon! These will be up for preorder for about a week or so when I get my shop all set up! Hope that you all will like them they’ve been in the works for some time now :o] I also will have the drylan drawings you guys liked from my quarry art era as charms as well!

[fxshbonezz]

Fuckin yaoimas is here

[birdystars]

Dsmp Headcanons: Being Chronically Ill

little headcanons for different dsmp characters and how they help you with your needs being Chronically Ill/A spoonie Characters: Ghostbur, Karl, Quackity, Eret, Sam, Foolish, Ranboo Most can be interpreted as platonic or romantic

A/n: I tried to make it general but of course mainly went off my own experience as a spoonie and I can’t cover anyone in the community as much as I wish I could. Might go in-depth with a Chronically Ill reader with one of the characters some other time if I get the inspo for it.

Ghostbur

-This guy would bring you so much blue

-Offers to let you cuddle friend if you’re having a bad day since he can’t hold you

-You can also have all of his big sweaters if you ask

Karl Jacobs

-All I can say is cuddles cuddles cuddles

-Flare up? cuddles, no spoons? cuddles

-Loves to take you traveling but if he knows you aren’t up for it he will force you to stay home

Quackity

-This man works a lot, but he always makes sure to check in on how you’re doing

-Flare up? I guess he can miss one day of work to take care of you

-If he cant miss work he would make sure you are stocked with anything you can think of, food, pain meds, heating pad etc.

Eret

-Will always check to make sure you drank water and took your meds

-If not he will watch and make sure you take them

-Will pamper you, he is the king after all

-But if you ever say its to much they will back off immediately, he doesn’t want you to think he is treating you any differently.

Awesamdude

-Brings you to the prison when you aren’t feeling well to care for you

-Never wants to leave your side in a flare up even if he has other duties

-Would make you any mobility aids you may need and would do research to make sure he make it perfectly

Foolish

-Probably doesn’t fully understand what you mean by chronically ill

-”What do you mean it doesn’t get better?”

-He means well I promise

-Will try to make you laugh whenever you aren’t feeling the best

Ranboo

-Will carry you anywhere

-Legs hurt? Lightheaded? forgot your mobility aid? He will carry you around as long as you need

-Always try to make sure you’re comfortable in every situation and will constantly check up on you even if you’re having a good day

And none of them would think lesser of you or care about you any less cause of something you can’t control. You are loved and valid!

[writing-oof]

Karl and His Time-Twisted Fiances

In Karl's defense, he's never actually babysat before.

TW: Memory Loss, Miscommunication

"There is nothing you could take that I have not already lost."

Karl sighs, trying not to roll his eyes. It's a time of great distress for the toddler that is meant to be his fiance, he's sure.

"I can get you another cookie later," he promises and the teenage Quackity in the corner sneers, "Dramatic much?"

Four-year-old Sapnap sniffles.

Karl doesn't have a lot of patience for the seventeen-year-old version of his love, the one of two who should know better.

If he didn't know better, he'd almost say Quackity was feeling jealous.

Gods, this would be eons easier if neither remembered anything. As it is, they understand what's happening, but only to the extent their current age allows.

The little Sapnap had tearfully cried "fiances" over and over again, more than happy to have Quackity and Karl in the same room together for more than a minute.

Quackity, unfortunately, doesn't hold the same childish forgiveness. He glares at Karl like he's a villain and occasionally snaps at the toddler like he deserves to be yelled at before he can properly ride a bike.

"Please be nice to him," Karl says for the fourth time, "He's just a baby."

"No' baby," the baby complains, " Fia'ce ."

"I didn't agree to marry a baby," Quackity says dryly.

Sapnap sniffles. "No' marry?"

Tearily, he stares at Quackity like he's just said the world was ending.

"Of course I'm not marrying a baby ," Quackity says, "And grown-up you left me , so you can count me out on that one too."

"Left you?" Karl asks, says, "We didn't leave you, Quackity. You left us to go start Las Nevadas."

"You," he spits, "left me to go make your perfect little Kinoko Kingdom with Sapnap."

"We invited you," Karl says, eyes wide, "Quackity, I invited you."

"No, Karl," Quackity seethes, "You didn't ."

"I didn't?" Karl asks, something like horror in his throat. Gods, no wonder Quackity hated him.

"What?" Quackity asks, "Did you forget me?"

Karl inhales sharply.

He wouldn't, he wouldn't . And, yet, all of the evidence is here in front of him.

"Kar'?"

Little Sapnap is watching him, eyes wide and awfully concerned for a four-year-old. He shakes, knows that he's falling into familiar and forgotten pieces of himself.

"You actually forgot me," Quackity breathes disbelievingly. Tears well up in Karl's eyes.

"Forgettin' lots," baby Sapnap says quietly.

"Yeah?" Quackity asks, hurt and confused and angry, "Forgetting you ?"

"Think so," little Sapnap admits and Karl jolts.

"No," he swears, lies, "I didn't forget either of you, I won't ."

"It sounds like you already did," Quackity says, a little dead-sounding.

Baby Sapnap bites his lip. "Sick?" he asks tentatively.

Karl breathes.

"Sometimes," he admits, "Yeah. Sometimes."

Quackity purses his lips. "Why didn't you say something?"

"I can't," Karl says. He doesn't want to give them false hope. "Quackity, I can't . Don't ask me to, please, please, please don't ask me to."

"You don't trust us," Quackity accuses.

"No," Karl denies, "They won't let me--"

He shuts his mouth with a click, jaw snapping closed when his mind catches up with his mouth.

"Le'?" Baby Sapnap asks worriedly.

"It's not a big deal," Karl tries.

"You're forgetting your own fiance," Quackity points out. Fiance, singular. Karl tries to push the hurt down.

"Fia'ces," Sapnap says, stressing the plurality of the word.

"Right," Quackity agrees easily, "The point stands. If someone's hurting you, we can protect you."

"You can't fight this," Karl says tiredly, "Neither can I. Please don't push this."

Quackity sighs. "I'll leave it alone for now."

He bites his lip and his feathers ruffle slightly behind him. "You forgot to invite me to Kinoko Kingdom."

Karl nods. "I swear I thought I told you."

Sapnap sniffles, reminding them that he is literally unable to keep the pace of this conversation.

[pumpkin-duo-forever]

Relationship chart with my au! Not including gods or kids :/

[kay-then-i-guess]

Back on my guessing who's who. (I decided the person who said they have a document of theories was smart and I needed to do that too)

I know everyone is trying to figure out who got Karl's role is it Jack? I can't quite figure out what the design on his poncho is.(kinda giving Ying Yang)

Are we going to get a poly relationship between Wilbur, Schlatt, and whoever is in Karl's role?

Also is Niki in Bad's role?

Jack IS in the role of Karl!!!!! RIP his memories!!

Niki is not in Bad's role, however.

More importantly, I'm genuinely not sure about the poly relationship. I knew about that going into this, obviously, but from the start I was kind of on the line about it. Because, on one hand, that is a canon thing that happened, but also, that was something that specific to the vibes of Sapnap, Quackity, and Karl. I have a hard time seeing Schlatt in a polycule, and I have a hard time seeing Wilbur in a polycule. Jack...maybe. But I'm still a little unsure about it. Obviously they need to be bonded enough to plan a whole kingdom/country together, buuuut I don't know if the polycule fits their vibes. But who knows. I might decide to include it and give you the most toxic yaoi polycule. Or not. I don't know yet.

Aaaaand if you're new here and have stumbled upon this, hey! I'm Kay, and I'm making a dsmp Roleshuffle AU comic! You can check it out here!

[tang0w0tek]

Sapnap, sweating: Karl, Quackity, there’s something I need to ask you-

Quackity: Finally! You’re proposing!

Sapnap: How’d you know?

Karl: Sapnap, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Quackity: I even picked it up once.