#pokay

[conarcoin]

Estrogen Beer

[wackywheel]

[panteaterconar]

elaboration. my friend pointed out ted bull hybrid so hes been promoted

[tibbycaps]

i sentence you to one week of Grian

[weltraumii]

Wrong hand but honestly should I really give a fuck

[amixofpersonalities]

my @mcytblraufest art! Its a SDMP superpower au !!!

seems kind of an incredibly impossible coincidence that i'm posting this on sdmp 2.0 day after the server had been dying for a while xD but this just means the brain rot is gonna be reactivated !

here are the fics that were inspired by the first two pieces: - Being Healthy is Only For the Wealthy by @jaggednes - money won't pay by @conarcoin Go check them both out, both fics are absolutley incredible !!

(Mayhaps more art of this au coming soon 👀)

power notes under cut ↴

Berd -> flight, this one seems obvious Joko -> emotion based powers, based on his different little goobers ( as pictured in this reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/Youtooz/comments/h9hx9w/i_made_a_joko_youtooz_concept/) Lark -> Has infinity gauntlet chooses not to use it, he's mostly the "smart guy" and berd's caretaker/maintainer, inspired by the fact that he went to uni to study birds Jawsh -> shape shifting, cartoon/looney toon physics Pokay -> Hoba :) Yahi -> I was imagining like mlp Discord esque stuff but like toned down, insipred by his modding videos Mika -> dimensional pocket/bag of holding/hammerspace in his eye censor (inspired by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjF29Pdsk1E) Aztro -> imagine agent 13 from MHA, black hole contained in her suit Panda -> don't... don't ask. Schlatt -> absolutley nothing, normal ass dude, literally just a corporate asshole with goat horns (are they real, who knows?)

[schlauttism]

these two are actually dumb and dumber. zero brain cells between em. not a thought in their heads

[vitalapizz]

pluh

[campjame]

idiot sold his soul lolll

version without background :3

[the-purple-auxiliatrix]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[conarcoin]

REALLY GOOD CLIP

[wackywheel]

OKAY. so! tomorrow/later today depending on when ur seeing this post, a LOT of you guys are gonna be seeing pokay for the very first time! which is both really cool and also REALLY SCARY! (because what the fuck do you MEAN people dont remember this guy from smplive. what do you MEAN people dont REMEMBER SMPLI-)

sorry. normal. this is a Normal post. i promise!

point is, this little guy --

--(assuming poke doesnt change his skin hours before joining the server) has a lot to him!

a lot that people who are new to poke definitely don't know, and wouldn't know just from looking at him on the surface

so! here's a (hopefully not TOO lengthy) bullet point list of a crash-course on his cubito, as well as some art of his current design!

poke's original skin was this guy, the homa! he's an mc skin rendition of this meme edit that blew up back in the mid-late 2010's

throughout the years, he's added countless accessories and outfits and other little defining traits from other characters, but most notably of those are a dbz style gi, a full on solid snake cosplay at one point, an infinity gauntlet (as was customary of 2019 minecraft skins)

thus, with those powers combined the hoba was born! look at he look at how silly he is behold the him

the hoba has 2 whole refs of his original design over the years! (by hepphast and osidinum on twitter respectively)

...but sadly no full ref for the new design :( we DO have these pieces though! which are very cool! (also all by isabel lol)

as well as basically like. anything from @/malewifeph1lza yall should go give ALL of the people whose art ive shown a follow their stuff is banger 🙏

[azure-trash]

There are two devils on Schlatt’s shoulders. One tells him to commit acts of violence, the other tells him to be gay

[yahiamice]

what did i ever... do to these guys

[carrierofpretzel]

I love that silly cat guy… La Alma… I think about him so often….It’s stated he has a husband…Does his husband know where he is? Does he know if he’s alive? Does La Alma ever see him again. Has he held out hope for him? I think about them so often.

[f4nd0mz]