#snake daddy

[otakusmoothie]

slithery sneeeeek man

[bunni-lee]

guys be honest do u think orochimaru is beautiful or am i delusional

[hansoape]

Some things about the Ophidian Blades

their last trial to become an astartes is the Trial of Kraits. They get sent into the Death Gardens to encounter a krait (the planet's most venomous snake) Getting bit either pumps up their geneseed and gives them cool snake abilities or they uhhhhhh die.

They hold kraits in high reverence, breeding them for their venom. Kraits form a bond with the astartes they bite. Many astartes choose to personally care for their noodles whenever they are home in the fortress. When they're gone on missions, specialized serfs care for them.

Sol Hasra is the first chapter master of the Blades, and so far the only one. He very much views the chapter as his family, the newer blades his sons. He takes it very personally when anything bad happens to them :)

The Blades have a very small number, under 400 strong. They operate in 7-10 person squads with a circle of Captains that oversee everything. basically they work like the Iron Snakes.

Sneivers! (snake reivers)

[shiveagit]

Another radioapple for the pile

Also the snake came out so cute.

"Whos the short mf now!"

[life-at-hogwarts]

Well damn

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※THE WHOLE SLYTHERIN LEGACY CAN KISS MY SNAKE※

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[charlunday]

Coriolanus and his firstborn son, heir to the Snow fortune. 🌹

part 1 here

commissions open!

[mkat1347]

What do you mean that's your comfort character? They need a bar of soap and a hug.

[paradiscake]

Somebody sounds jealous.😏

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

I'm on the run with you, my sweet love

[americanprometheuss]

god forbid women have hobbies and god forbid that those hobbies are listening to the tbosas soundtrack on loop and god forbid that another one of those hobbies is screaming into a pillow every time you think about what snowbaird could have been if coryo wasn’t obsessed with restoring the snow family image and god forbid that another one of those hobbies is hysterically rocking back and forth while olivia rodrigo sings can’t catch me now for the seventh time in an hour-

[charlunday]

The Daddy Collection is officially up! ❤️🍼🧸

Happy Holidays everyone, time to get your daddy on

Daddy Finnick

Daddy Snow

Daddy Peeta

[cosmossnake]

Oh Gods...

This episode was certainly something.

A little dig into Ruin's mind and past was something I was not expecting today.

And him crying into Ballora's arms today?!

I repeat:

RUIN WAS CRYING!

If you didn't get it, the guy who through the entire show, never cried in front of anybody, not even when Nexus tortured him, when Monty threatened him, even in his act, he didn't drop a single tear, but today he was crying in front of Ballora, after a nightmare, where his Creator compared him to himself.

Do you see where I'm coming from?

Do you see the amout of trauma this dude has?

I guess today we discovered Ruin's worst fear.

It also explains why he got so defensive when Jack compared him to that monster, in another episode.

This video also shows how close of a friendship Ruin developed with Ballora, to be showing such a sensitive side of himself to her.

She's someone who he is growing to trust.

Yipee, at least something happy after this session of angst.

[hippydippydruid]

Scary Marlowe my beloved <3 every day I miss her

Alt version under the cut (click for better quality)

If you scroll far enough down I’ve posted this before but traditionally not digital art so I’m being NEW and CREATIVE guys

[colourstreakgryffin]

OneShot req: Papa Pentious with female lizard Toddler & Egg Boiz moving in hotel and chaos starts when lizard daughter starts get attached very much towards the radio demon and stares calling him allystor? (much to pentoius dislike!)

Oooh! I actually like this idea quite a lot and it sounds very silly and cute! I think Pentious can be a decent dad, probs a goddamn mess of one! He has the heart to care but he’s still a disaster! I’m excited for this!

Sir Pentious- Sneaky Little Amphibian

Sir Pentious kinda did not suspect the day he’d become a father but he kinda just impulsively decided that. Yes, you are now his daughter and he will raise you to be the most perfect mad scientist Hell will ever see! In one second, he’s looking down at you. The next, he’s carrying you off with his Egg Bois marching loyally behind him

Sir Pentious doesn’t usually include you in his attempts to concur Pentagram City, defeat Alastor and become recognised by the Vees to become a mighty Overlord. Since, the last thing he wants is to include the only being he has that is vulnerable and dear to him so during his tyraids, you’re hidden away for your own good

As he loves you so much so it’s only better you don’t join, unlike your many older Eggie siblings. They can handle the trips, you can’t

To cut a story short, after Sir Pentious was busted for working for the Vees in order to defeat the Hazbin Hotel, however was accepted by Charlie and her squad. He ended up moving into Hotel. Which, yes, especially included you

Sir Pentious is as prideful of you as he is of his own inventions and of his Egg Bois. He flaunters you around and yells that you’re the cutest thing to ever exist and that you’re all his, you’re his daughter! Nobody else’s!

Sir Pentious, as your father, is protective and clingy. Like, so possessive that he’ll fight to keep people away from you and he’d rather give his tail away than letting somebody else hold you. You’re his precious little toddler and you’ll never like anybody more than him!

However, your beloved kooky father never has an issue with you being taken care of by his Egg Bois… but it’s kinda rare since well… that herd isn’t the most competent beings to exist

Sir Pentious has been… coping with living in this Hotel and with his precious pudgy scaly little potato of a child yet… he doesn’t like it anymore! How dare this disastrous situation happen?! He won’t ever forgive him—

Sir Pentious is outraged, fuming and bubbling like a boiling hot kettle. His broad hands balled up so much that his claws are digging into his own flesh as he watches with sharp slit eyes from across the room, Charlie Morningstar notices her new client’s distress and tries to ask what’s wrong in her usual caring optimistic manner but is met with a rageful hiss of a angry and jealous snake

“Look at him!”

Sir Pentious growls out furiously as he points out Alastor to Charlie… the Radio Demon, smiling with a sense of discomfort and dislike but hiding it rather well as he is looking down at the little adorable lizard-like sinner babygirl cuddling his pant leg by his own feet, his ears pinned back and red eyes flaring. This disgusts him but even HE has standards and he won’t harm children… he just hopes whoever owns this brat will take her away

Charlie tries to sweetly encourage Sir Pentious to not be mad at his beloved toddler’s new interest in Alastor and just go to you and have some father-daughter time as nobody’s really stoping him, yet Sir Pentious is not listening to the Princess’ attempts to help since he’s pulsing with envy and revenge, all against Alastor for the fact you’ve gone from liking your actual dad to liking HIM! That deer is not your daddy and never will be

“My eggie likes that screechy radio! Why doesn’t she like me?!”

Sir Pentious is almost about to bawl at this as he picks off his infamous tall tophat and squeezes it, the fangs and single eye on the silky fabric gritting up from him using the said sentient item as a stress reliever via his merciless grip. His long gracious eye-lined snake-ish tail wrapping up around himself from raw distraught that his daughter doesn’t ‘love him’ anymore

Charlie does her best to comfort her hotel client from his fatherly love-induced mess of a emotional state, it’s so intense that tears are always forming as he watches the way you cling onto Alastor’s pant leg stubbornly and mumble out your cute baby noises plus the little word of ‘Allystor!’ to try get the infamous overlord’s attention

Why won’t you cling onto his tail and blurt out ‘Daddy’? Did he do something wrong?! Sir Pentious won’t stop until he makes this right and make you love him again! The red man doesn’t deserve it, nobody deserves it like he does. He looks after you, he loves you, he spends so much money on you, he’s given you the best home and the best big siblings a child could ask for!

Sir Pentious can only angrily and jealously glare at you and Alastor for a moment or two longer, Charlie nervously and quietly at his side, still trying to convince him to go out there and prove he loves you, his little daughter, but he’s stuck. Also surrounded by his squeaking little Egg troops, he doesn’t know how to civilly approach Alastor without telling him to get the fuck away from you

All Sir Pentious can think in this moment, his world almost zoning out as he keeps examining every second you lovingly crawl on Alastor and squeak out his name for his attention. All he can think of is…

You don’t deserve him. He is the best dad, how could you betray him and go to another guy for love?

…

“I think I’ll go to the Deer, Ms. Morningstar”