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whatskraken · 14 days ago

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Pay me $3mil for this idea: Oreos but the cookies are Chips Ahoy. Not chips ahoy flavored cream, not Little Debbie Oatmeal Pie crème between two Chips Ahoy, normal Oreo crème with Oreo-sized Chips Ahoy.

#ahoy there maties #snack that fucks back

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forgetfulmachineart · 2 months ago

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[ID: A mostly cool colored, digital three page comic of teen Gojo Satoru talking to young Tsumiki Fushiguro. Page one: Gojo makes a sandwich for Tsumiki who's leaning on the kitchen island. Tsumiki says "Thanks for the snacks, dad" and Gojo responds "No problem, Tsumi." In the next panel Gojo complains "Man... I wish Megumi didn't hate me so much. At least you call me dad..." Tsumiki comments "Megumi does that too, though?" In the third panel, Gojo activates his Six Eyes like a flashlight and yells "When!? Where!? Do you have it on camera!?" to a surprised Tsumiki. Page two: Tsumiki thinks about the various times Megumi has called Gojo 'dad,' including when Gojo gave them a bad hair cut, when the divine dogs bit Gojo, when Gojo made soup, and lastly when Megumi asked Tsumiki to ask Gojo to make snacks which is all represented in blue tinted drawings. In the last panel she has a devious smile and is labeled "8 yr old who just realized how funny she can be" Page three: Tsumiki cheerfully says to a gleeful Gojo "In your dreams!" The second panel shows them zoomed out with a lighting strike going through Gojo's shattered heart while Tsumiki has a cat like smile. In the third panel with a light orange background, Tsumiki is smiling while Megumi comes up behind her and asks "Why's dad crying?" /End ID]

Before this happened

Edit: It has kindly been brought to my attention that Tsumi means sin in Japanese I'm so sorry Tsumiki I should've taken five seconds to check I just wanted matching nicknames with Gumi 😭

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katabay · 8 months ago

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desmond & friends modern day assassin sequences…..I miss you……..

#specifying ‘and friends’ because I hate William Miles with my whole heart and he is not included in this sentiment #anyway vaguely this is nyc so the cops are probably wasting taxpayer money by fucking around in the subway #komiks tag #assassins creed #shaun hastings #desmond miles #this is almostttttttttttt shaundes #but I didn’t continue the dialogue far enough to make it really flirty. There’s a hint of flirting happening.#someday I’ll have to actually do a longer form fan comic to land my favorite ship AND my favorite narrative elements in the same #go (the horror and dialogues on free will and what we owe each other past/present/future & also what failure means AND-)#this ties into my second favorite relationship dynamic: clay and desmond. obvious. clay might live in my head rent free a little more than #Desmond does because that end of game reveal in AC1 is a top 10 games experience to me and I think about it all the time #ANYWAY IM OFF TOPIC NOW. desmond picks up snacks at a bodega on his way back

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months ago

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small fantasy au doodle dump <3

#it possessed me tonight. its 4 am. i wanted to sleep at 12 #hngggg i wanna add Tag Commentary but im so braindead rn #so... use thine imaginations... interpret the scribbles...#no wait i have One commentary #i like to imagine that sally has like a. an Aversion to wormie in a sense...#so naturally barn would use that for entertainment...#sally wormie arc real.....#scribble salad #wh fantasy au #no wait unnecessary unrelated commentary #the wind has been Wild. two trees fell in the back last night...#ough and i had to drive through Hard Snow for the first time earlier??? damn. scary #nearly fucking died by coming This close to hitting a herd of crossing deer. in the evening snow....#god but that burrito was Worth it. it was so worth it.#yes i WILL endanger myself for a scooby snack-

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snackugaki · 7 months ago

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#saw some kids draw leo as chun li #heehoo brain went straight to raph as ken #i have so many goddamn fucking brushes #why was my ass insisting on going full realism for these guys #when stylization is faster for me #haha (because someone told baby snack that she'll only get comic work if it's all realism all the time)#i love you rim lighting #ignoring how much my ka looks more katakana than hiragana #見ないで #the joke is it only looks like I'm back to posting #feel free to send a wealthy and feckless person here to become my patron and then maybe I will be #hehehehe his li'l seatbelt harness

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girlbossblackbeard · 1 year ago

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genuinely makes my stomach hurt thinking about being cringefail (affectionate) stede bonnet and somehow getting quite literally the absolute hottest piece of ass (and heart and mind) the entirety of the seven seas has EVER seen to fall in love with you to the point of asking you to run away together only to engage in THE biggest flop behavior of the century and LOSE him, and then trying so desperately to reunite with him and win him back but he gives you the (very beautiful and sexily tattooed) cold shoulder in front of two lesbian pirates in an antique shop. i'm gonna be sick

#like imagine knowing you had an absolute SNACK like Ed but you fucked up and now you can't get him back #(he will get him back eventually of course)#but if I got rejected by Ed while he was looking like that???? with THAT hair and THAT necklace in THAT lighting?????#I would let the sea take me at that point #ofmd #our flag means death #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #edward teach #stede bonnet #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd season 2

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invinciblerodent · 2 months ago

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yknow i've seen a few posts talking about people hoping their Rooks can bond with Lucanis over them raiding his chamber-pantry for a midnight snack, but never in a platonic way yet

so i'll be the first. i very much want to experience the profound understanding (and, yeah, very mild judgement) that exists between a woman who just got done experiencing that legendary Grey Warden stamina for the first time and is having difficulty walking, and the man who guards the cheeses.

#i'm picturing Ver dragging her thoroughly ravished body down there on shaky fawn-legs at the asscrack of dawn #to fetch a drink and some snacks for dinner/breakfast/whatever sounds more appropriate considering the state of things #and being met with a very much awake look that is equal parts amused and knowing #and that silent “you just got your back blown the fuck out for an impressively long time; didn't you spongebob” smirk #oc: verbena mercar #squirrel plays datv #davrin #lucanis dellamorte #“My regards to your paramour;” he says; trying and failing not to sound too sarcastic #“Fuck you too very kindly;” she snorts; and does the medieval equivalent of bumping the fridge closed with her hip #ah; nothing quite like friendship between adult roommates #(she doesn't mean it as an insult btw; it will eventually be his turn)#(though perhaps not the way he thinks)

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hoofpeet · 2 years ago

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Everyone in Nimbasa finds out missing subway boss is apparently back home after Emmet uploads a 13 sec tiktok that cuts off immediately after this point

#hoof draws #submas #.goodnight #it's been a while since i posted a very low quality sketch of this type #//imagine tho. ingo just walking back into their apartment is the momentarily scariest possible reunion #emmet's chilling in his room and walks into the kitchen for a cheezit snack #turns around and ingo's in the doorway and immediately lunging at him for a hug #scariest fucking reunion possible

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dungeons-and-dragon-age · 7 months ago

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Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

#lay rambles #my ocs #oc: liam hawke #oc: lilian hawke #both my hawkes are very social w their friends but i love comparing their boundaries around it #theres variation in rules for specific ppl with both of them ofc but theres still general differences #with liam its all very open and everyone can p much come and go whenever #they dont get extra keys (theyll get lost and he doesnt want randos finding them lol) but they know where to find the spare key #and bodhan and sandal and orana know to let them in whenever #hes very lenient in this this regard but he does have rules abt what he does and doesnt want them to do #mostly its about not making too much of a mess lol bc liam prefers to clean himself #(he doesnt trust the crew with his household and also he has particular ways of doing things and Hates when theyre done differently)#so things like keep your dirty garb at the entrance dont cook by yourselves (this was banned after they did it one (1) time lol) etc #also no fucking allowed. do that somewhere else for the love of the maker he does NOT want to walk into that in his own house #(and it also comes back to liam not trusting them with cleaning but also Not wanting to clean that up lol)#also he is not fond of them going into his room uninvited. most of the house is chill but that is *his* space #he accommodates these rules by e.g. having spare slippers and a little washing basin in the entrance hall for dirty shoes/feet #always makes sure to have snacks in stock that he knows they like #food will have notes abt what to leave for leandra/orana/etc but otherwise food is prepared with his friends in mind #and in general he'll make sure to adjust the space/routine in little ways to accommodate them #(air out when fen isnt there cus he doesnt like drafts; keep curtains open cus anders prefers open spaces; etc)#lilian on the other hand doesnt like when her friends come into the estate without a heads up (cept for emergencies)#but once they have her 'ok' its basically mi casa es su casa #dont yknow. overdo it and get too rowdy but otherwise do whatever #however. she also expects everyone to clean up after themselves. she aint here to play maid and youre all adults #also liam has a general 'please try to not be too wild when leandra is here' and lilian doesnt #not cos she doesnt care but cos leandra is bothered by sth she can speak up herself #oh and lilian uses the basement space as temporary refuge for anyone who needs it (mostly escaped mages)#also side note: both offered gamlen to stay but he refused (out of pride/remorse)#...this got long and i ran out of tag space lmfao so this is it for now xD

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arundolyn · 1 year ago

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sin snack swednesday hd remaster

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icedhotcocoa · 2 years ago

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ik this is a really weird one, but could you please draw soldier/spyhead?

ANON WHY ARE U SO FUCKING HUGE BRAIN. I LOVE THIS. NEW SHIP JUST DROPPED

#soldier stages a jailbreak #he’s looking for a snack in medics office #and he finds spy and he is like MEDIC. CAN I HABE THIS #and medic is like oh vatever sure! I’m done vith him anyvay #and spy is like. fuck #but then he gets attached to soldier of course and after he gets his body back they kiss #tf2 #soldier tf2 #spy tf2 #etchasketchings #spyhead #freedom fries #soldierspy #asks #anon

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mxthtea · 10 months ago

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jncidakjncdjksnkjcjndcanjcdani!!!!!!

this is huge !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#do you understand. how important this is to me #he's a sub but not just a sub. a sub that's into puppy play?!?!}#i can put a leash on him ?!?!?!?!#and call him a good boy?}!?!?!??!#im thriving.#the kid at the back vn #the snack that smiles back (goldfish)#btw it took too fucking long for me to figure out how to set the “he's a sub” text so that' why it's so fucking tiny im so sorry #anyways.#putting sol on his pillow princess arc #i need to take care of him !!! and tenderly kiss him!!!! and also fuck him !!!!!!!!!!!#ueuuehguhfudnsunfd #catboy n dogboy solidarity #im gonna make a small ref sheet for my mc of katb :3 #i thought of a cute ship name for him and sol and i think it's fun

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cloudcountry · 4 months ago

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🎃 -- halloween . . . terror is trending !

the witch of ramshackle, the guardian of diasomnia's longs...auburn.

this card is an sr. (vignette 1) (vignette 2)

summon: i wish malleus and lilia would have though to ask me if they could use my residency as their halloween set-up...

groovification: did you see diasomnia's set-up!? i can't believe they built all of that so fast!

set to home screen: let's go see everyone else's displays! i know they put lots of effort into them.

home transition 1: grim no, you can't eat that--! ugh, thank you for reigning him in. he doesn't know when to stop sometimes.

home transition 2: you know, i thought it would be kind of hard to take this seriously since it's a bunch of teenage boys, but they actually pulled this off.

home transition 3: i saved up some money and bought some candy for my friends. i put extra in some of the bags...hey, don't guess who those bags are for!

home after login: i'm not good with horror! these boys get way too rowdy during this season...i need to have a girl's night with on my own to recharge...

home transition (groovy): which display was the scariest..? give me some time to think it over!

tap home 1: you know...this purple is kinda cool! i think it looks good on me, hehe.

tap home 2: you want me to take your picture? oh, of course! what kind of angle do you want?

tap home 3: your costume is so cute! it really clicks with your dorm's theme, ehehe.

tap home 4: i don't know how our housewardens do it...they're kind of amazing. i think i would get overwhelmed with all of this. eh!? what do you mean i'm technically a housewarden too!?

tap home 5: if you want to find me tonight, don't look into the library. i've avoiding idia shroud like the plague.

tap home (groovy): those degenerates who only care about their magicam accounts have gotten on my last nerve...don't tell anyone i said this but i hope malleus zaps them.

#🐙! auburn's yuusona <3 #i still need to replay the halloween events because i dont remember them at all #but i think this one and part two are different?#isnt the first one cute nd shit and then the second one is when yuu gets “kidnapped” at the end of halloween?#and so they have to go into the spectral realm to make sure halloween passes?#ok the memories are coming back kinda JDSJJSDJSD #SO IN MY TIMELINE #MY YUUSONA WAS DROPPED INTO TWST BEFORE HALLOWEEN #and yk halloween week is super fucking hectic #so she was a WRECK since she was still getting used to everything #but it also meant she got to spend time alone #yk...until she met ace and deuce #since shes obviously super upset/homesick but doesnt want to cry in front of everyone bc ew???#she goes to find a secluded place to cry for a while #and thats when ortho found her and tried to comfort her #she goes out on snack runs at night sometimes and one night she recognized ortho and went over to thank him #and THATS when she met idia for the first time #cue her trying to make conversation and him doing his irritating mumbles under breath that people CAN HEAR #so gets increasingly more annoyed and fed up with him and remembers him as the guy who made her night worse by assuming things about her #so my yuu meets the shroud brothers pretty early on in game #ANYWAYS.

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dollypopup · 7 months ago

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like. . .are any other Polin fans out there that do not give a singular flying fuck about Debling? we should form a club lol because from the very bottom of my heart and with my whole chest: I could not care less about him. Not sorry, I'm tuning into S3 for Pen and Colin and Pen and Colin alone

#polin #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #like. . .i keep seeing all these theories about debling and i'm going '. . .and?'#someone: what if debling-#me: don't care. when is colin back on screen? i miss my boy #because really. . .who gives a fuck? he's a random oc who's gonna be gone by ep 3?#frankly i don't give a shit about him in any capacity #and tbh. . .like it's not even a contest for me. colin is SO much more attractive and appealing than debling #no shade to the actor i'm sure he's lovely but guys. . .luke newton is SO fucking fine #tired: colin gets jealous of debling because he's courting penelope and thus disapproves of them #wired: colin distrusts debling because he's a vegetarian and colin the foodie cannot trust a man who cuts out an entire food group #inspired: colin is friendly to debling and can always hype pen up around him but debling isn't listening because he's queer and likes him #y'all just 'care' about debling because he has no traits rn and you can turn him into your perfect male oc prize for penelope #'i ship pen with options' and i ship pen with colin. . .you know. . .like a polin shipper. . .crazy how that's. . .how it works #anywhoozle i am first and foremost a hater #fellow haters come join me we meet up on tuesdays and we have snacks

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theredtours · 13 days ago

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#tw: ed #it's so fucking hard not to snack before bed #I really want to just stuff my face and pass out #I feel so hungry but I know it's just because of habits and not because I'm ACTUALLY hungry and that makes it worse #I'm doing what I can to keep the binging from taking over but GOD DAMN it's been hard today #I feel like I'm alternating daily between wanting to eat everything and just not even wanting to eat at all #which basically means my ed is back and i hate this and wouldn't wish it upon anyone.#personal #text

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lornasaurusrex · 7 months ago

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I miss you Lorna… this is such a mess

This is an old message and I had several other similar messages, but I miss you guys and hope you’re all doing well!! I’m sorry to see nothing has improved.

I saw I was kindly mentioned by @awesomefringey and some other commenters the other day, so just wanted to log in and say hello and log back out for a few more months. 💕

Sending so so much love to all of you. Take care of yourselves and each other, please.

The video is still on YT.

#Anywayyyyy #The fandom added a whole lot more C to my C-PTSD #So a nice random message every few months instead of a freshly posted death wish is LOVELY.#Don’t fret. On meds and therapied but fresh tf out of money from it so @ L and H… lornasaurusrexx at g*ail is the PayPal if ur bored 🙃#I hate to be like this but protect your hearts. They’ll never be able to look out for you guys and they feed these trolls ammo for snacks #and it seems to have only gotten worse. Gotta keep them hets hetbaited for their money whilst actively encouraging them to bully yall? Why?#STILL!? At this point it feels like they’ve both chosen that path deliberately now and I find it quite gross. but I’m also very far removed #So don’t worry about my opinions. Keep trusting your own intuition!!! You all see it. I love you guys and your beautiful hearts and empathy #But I hope they can sleep at night knowing the absolute fucking genuine WRECKAGE they left across the Big Gay War generation/era of Larries #Don’t worry guys I’m just as dramatic as ever. None of this has anything to do with them coming out or anything. Just how we were treated.#But trust I fuckin mean that shit from the deepest darkest pit of my Demon Larrie™️ heart. They encouraged this. 🤷🏼‍♀️#Anyone who cares about my actual life updates: I’m a school nurse now and will be working at a bougie summer camp over break #Had a surgery I needed. Got new tattoos and piercings. In a happy and healthy relationship with the best dude for almost a year now.#OH and I went to New Zealand last year with Prettytruthsandlies!!!! We made a pact back in our Big Gay War/college days to go. And we DID!!#I got overstimulated and overfed and puked in Hobbiton. 🤣 (It was the best time of my LIFE GENUINELY🥰🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹)#Okay BYE LOVE YOU GUYS #There are better and more humane ways to maintain a closet ..like literally STFU entirely. Ignoring it and not exploiting a kid is FREE #🇵🇸

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