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Am I the only one who hears “ITS MEEEEEEEE” from Wicked and always thought it was a Backyardigans cover? That 8 octave autotune jump from the dialogue to the belt note is so jarring and weirdly edited in the exact same production style as the children’s tv show.

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I don’t know how to explain it but System of a Down is the opposite of Sufjan Stevens.

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I know the hypocrisy is a feature not a bug, but maybe if we took a second to think about the Tesla dealerships in Iran and Israel some people might understand why “war is bad.”

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This is gender affirming to me.

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mike’s hard bubble tea

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Oh it didn’t occur to me that the Revolution looks like your response to protest.

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Once again laughing at interacting with allistic people because I’M the weirdo for asking you pointed questions about your hobbies and interests that YOU somehow interpret as challenges.

Like, no babe, this is YOUR TIME TO SHINE but I guess you weren’t prepared for an open-source TED Talk.

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joe biden should make it a law so that any time i fall asleep on the couch at night 400 cops have to come to my house and gently move me to my bed without waking me and then they all fall into a machine under the floor that grinds them up and converts them into a new kind of special gel that can be fed to elderly horses to make them sick

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Cat in the Hat ass bowl.

🍜🍥🍜

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I love love love Claire Obscur and haven’t had so much fun discovering a world since my first time experiencing God of War, but in the nicest way possible I get the sense that the writers are all straight and possibly stuck in a time loop in 2016.

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Remember when Corporate Billionaires used to pay for museums and public libraries and bath houses and parks and cemeteries and botanical gardens and theaters in exchange for….us not rebelling?

Remember when the Federal Government built courthouses and universities and train stations and civic centers and hired union craftspeople not only in the form of construction crews, but also as artisans to paint murals in the ceilings and carve the literal pillars that hold up our institutions?

Remember when out-of-work writers were hired to write American Guidebooks for tourists and motorists using the publicly funded roadways that newly connected the country? And even the tire manufacturers created a special gold star reward system for culinary arts.

Remember when they paid playwrites and theater makers to write “ripped from the headline” dramas to keep American Culture& news spreading while maintaining the viability of creative careers?

Like yes the systems get abused and corrupted and propagandized but at least we get something for “living in a society.”

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Hey, The Last of Us, did you forget that the best episodes are actually the ones that give us breakaway stories that explore human relationships and don’t just rely on post apocalyptic video game tropes?

“Time passes” is doing a lot of heavy lifting this season to excuse naturalistic character development.

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mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army

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The thing about Love On the Spectrum isn’t that it’s “exploitative” or “disability inspiration porn,” it’s that the premise just proves we live in a society where there are no innate opportunities for social interaction outside of getting set up on camera for a date.

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HAUNTING TWINKS IN YOUR AREA