whatskraken
HEY Y'ALL WHAT'S KRAKEN?
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“Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster is one of the weakest entries in the Godzilla franchise. It really does not fit within the rest of the franchise anywhere, the story is kind of wonky (even for a Godzilla movie), and the fights aren’t even that good.”
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whatskraken · 7 days ago
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How do you describe your artistic impulse?
Mine is that I feel a core responsibility to contribute to human culture by leaving cool, thoughtful, and insightful things behind. To share my understanding and interpretation of what I’ve learned about being a human with future humans.
I’m genuinely driven by the need to be archived. I want my existence to be a riddle that’s purposefully solved.
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whatskraken · 14 days ago
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Theme songs that slap: part infinity
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whatskraken · 16 days ago
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Pay me $3mil for this idea: Oreos but the cookies are Chips Ahoy. Not chips ahoy flavored cream, not Little Debbie Oatmeal Pie crème between two Chips Ahoy, normal Oreo crème with Oreo-sized Chips Ahoy.
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whatskraken · 16 days ago
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Enough analysis- we all get it. What are the solutions?
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whatskraken · 18 days ago
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whatskraken · 26 days ago
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“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived
^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes
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whatskraken · 28 days ago
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whatskraken · 1 month ago
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If you swim through the middle you get a red coin and your air meter refills
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whatskraken · 1 month ago
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Can someone explain to me why so many foreign TikToks/Shorts POV videos have someone wearing one nitrile glove? Sometimes blue sometimes black but never both hands. They’re often unboxing vids, but never products that necessitate a sterile hand or food safety.
At first I thought it was a cultural trend, because these tend to be in underdeveloped countries with foreign looking, remote rural backgrounds.
I’m starting to get the sense that it’s somehow related to algorithm promotion, either because they’re copying a content farm video with billions of views who wears gloves, or as a sort of self-fulfilling prophecy by the AI marketing analysis bots.
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whatskraken · 1 month ago
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I remember reading very far into da Vinci Code before it dawned on me that the story was fictional. Where you’re whole world view just literally shifts mid-media-consumption.
I just had the same experience realizing Megadopolus isn’t a Metropolis reboot. I thought the only reason we were letting Coppola suggest putting live actors in every screening was a callback to silent film accompanists. You’re telling me this is all for some sci fi flick about Adam Driver with a Caesar bowl cut shake and go???
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whatskraken · 1 month ago
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mulholland drive to the polls
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whatskraken · 2 months ago
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whatskraken · 2 months ago
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whatskraken · 2 months ago
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Let’s make the $5 Footlong jingle go viral and use it as a means to bully corporations into remembering how much mediocre fast food is supposed to cost????
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whatskraken · 2 months ago
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Safety Shower Demonstration
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whatskraken · 2 months ago
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my nephews lunch that he packed
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whatskraken · 2 months ago
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