#sleeping lion

[wolkewatcher]

sleeping lion was so right tho if ur considering ending smth w/ someone n ur hesitant bc u keep remembering all the good things the fact is anyone else can also be good so

[colinfirth]

GREEN IS FOR VILLAINY Snow White (1937) Cinderella (1950) Sleeping Beauty (1959) One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) The Little Mermaid (1989) The Lion King (1994) The Princess and the Frog (2009)

[sapphiccanadian]

how do I explain that my favourite song is actually Troy Doherty, Mico, Luke Holt, Autumn Rayne, and Mason Olshavsky's cover of The Lion Sleeps Tonight

honestly what can top those majestic Mico screeches

[eigengrauone]

SEAL ATTACK SATURDAY

[ixtaek]

Everyone says Tatl and Midna swear and they are right.

Ezlo also definitely has some colorful old man swears. The King of Red Lions probably mutters some archaic ones under his breath then denies them. Ciela tries hard but they slip out even as she’s telling Linebeck off for swearing in front of the kid.

Fi might learn the context of some words and dispassionately sprinkle them in at the right time with the completely wrong inflection.

But the only one who can pull off a precision F-Strike is Navi. She only gets one swear in her lifetime and she chooses to use it when Ganondorf drags himself out of the rubble and turns into a pig. All Link hears is “Oh you’ve got to be —“ and then Navi claps her hand over his ears and lets it loose.

Ganon loses half his health bar right then and there from the force of it.

[pichirobi]

how about acknowledging the furry allegations huh???

[robomusical]

I can’t tell if I’m just sleep deprived or if I’m actually connecting dots lol, either way it’s funny. I don’t even know if I can fully explain the thought prossess behind this but the sleep deprived convo I had had with my gf made enough sense to me

Anyways this is what their dynamic is to me

Soundwave dedicated his entire life to and would gladly die for a cause and a mech that couldn’t give him that loyalty back in return, who then left him for Some guy(tm), and it’s not like he’s a bad guy either or that it’s even an unhealthy relationship between the two, it’s just that Soundwave is and was always going to be Megatrons second choice. (DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED. SOUNDWAVE DESERVES THE WORLD. HE DOESN’T DESERVE PERMEANT SECOND PLACE HES TOO MUCH OF A BADDIE)

Idk I’m sleepy and I think;

“Hot Rod, we can’t both exist. I’m going to become half your spark. And I need you to know that every moment you enjoy setting things on fire and then feel bad afterwards, that’s me, trying to redeem myself. Because you’re going to be something extraordinary. Your going to be the physical representation of peace” LOL and also the thought of OP living in a van is funny

[meelkiewee]

Hello!

Today I have an hypothetical dunlord marci with laios clothes cause jshdjsj listen I ship them but also she just looks hawt ok?

Also I'm really proud of how the lion came out!

Winged lion harassment club!

[last updated: 8 sept 2024]

Speaking of Lion, me and @kittynomore made a joke about cleansing the evil out with soap once and next thing you know we are now actively torturing him in all sort of ways. Go check her part of the drawings cause they're absolutely lovely. I will also try to keep this post updated with my harassment agenda! Everyone is welcome to join the club btw!

[angelofalls]

Its surprising how good my balance is while sleeping on these tree branches

[linkemon]

Fairy tale moment headcanons

Friendly reminder that English is not my first language. You can check my Masterlists both in English and Polish here. Consider supporting me on Ko-fi. You can also check out my commissions if you're interested.

Other headcanons from this series can be found here.

This part contains: Silver, Trey Clover and Leona Kingscholar.

Silver • Meeting in the forest

• Silver's fairy tale moment would be related to the forest. That's one of his favourite places to nap. Not everyone has the opportunity to wake up to the sounds of someone else's singing. Would it be the best voice in the world? No way. But it wasn't unpleasant either. He would follow one of the less-traveled paths, listening all the time.

• Who wouldn't recognize the Prefect of Ramshackle dorm? Even if he didn't know you personally back then, he knew who you were right away. Grim was dancing somewhere right next to you, singing even worse than you. This was one of the very popular pieces. He realized much later that you probably didn't know much songs, not being from this world.

• What surprised him most was that the animals didn't run away from you at all. Usually, any loud behaviour of others in the forest would immediately scare them away. Meanwhile, his bird friends danced around your head, teasing Grim. Deer and squirrels watched curiously, partially hidden in the bushes and trees. When the bunny and its family started chewing on his pants and pulling him towards you, he realized that you must be someone special.

• He doesn't know how it happened but he instinctively finished the line you started, stepping out of the shadows. Maybe it was because his father played in a band and filled his head with every popular song. He just let it slip. You looked embarrassed that someone had caught you. You kidnapped Grim and disappeared before he could say anything.

• He couldn't quite explain it but he felt like he'd met you before. Once upon a dream...

Trey Clover • Falling Card Soldiers

• Trey is quite a composed person. After all, he holds an important position in Heartslabyul. He is not in the habit of mindlessly running through the corridors. That can't be said about you...

• Of course he knew you. Since the beginning of your adventure, you had spent time with the first years in his dorm. Plus, you came to rescue him and his friends when Riddle's overblot happened. Therefore, the sight of you running around the NRC, whether to catch Grim or to deal with matters that the director despised, no longer surprised him at all. You were everywhere and always on the run.

• However, he did not expect that when going to a unbirthday party, he would get hit right in the chest. And with your mischievous, beautiful face on top of that. Riddle and Cater walked right next to him. That's why, when you, Ace, Deuce and Grim ran into them just behind a large rose bush, you couldn't slow down. You fell on top of each other like a giant sandwich. There were muffled screams, complaints and something about beheading everyone.

• He honestly wished he had time to enjoy the sight of your red face. He guessed you didn't expect such a meeting and closeness. However, he had to react, because the face of the prefect of Heartslabyul was equally red and he was already preparing a punishment for all those who came late, while trying to make it out of the pile of students.

• Trey rescued you from the situation, hiding you as quickly as he could before everyone else could recover. It isn't fair? Maybe a little but he really wanted to eat the new tart with you. How would he do it if you were punished?

Leona Kingscholar • Hakuna matata

• Leona wasn't really into the whole circle of life thing and stuff about his homeland. In Sunset Savanna, everyone just talked about nature and refused most innovations. However, he had to admit that he quite liked this one slogan, the hakuna matata one. What was he supposed to worry about? He knows how to plan and is smart, and he lives a pretty comfortable life on top of that. Living without care, that's life.

• So why couldn't his favourite herbivore understand this? You were always running somewhere, dealing with dozens of different matters, often not even your own. That's why he had to explain it to you clearly one day. By explain he meant that you stay in his room and don't go anywhere. Time to relax. Ruggie prepared food and blankets for you so you both could have a movie marathon.

• He listened to your concerns before the movie. Suddenly you remembered a million things you still needed to do. Homework, delivering photos to the principal, buying food for Grim... Leona covered you with a blanket and wrapped you up like a giant burrito. He told you to write down all these things and promised that they would be done by tomorrow (actually, Ruggie would make sure they were done but he was willing to make extra money...).

• You managed to shed some responsibility for the evening and had a really good time. Hakuna matata!

[glossytreasures]

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

iirc ramshackle might be older than nrc? pomefiore's the oldest dorm, and snow white is the oldest disney movie, so we can assume that the dorms were founded in the order their respective movies were released. but the thru the mirror short is older than snow white

Yes, I mentioned Pomefiore's age in this post! Though it has yet to be confirmed in official materials, if we assume that the release date of the associated Disney animation represents the age of each dorm, that means the dorms, in order of youngest to oldest would be:

Ignihyde (Hercules, 1997)

Savanaclaw (The Lion King, 1994)

Scarabia (Aladdin, 1992)

Octavinelle (The Little Mermaid, 1989)

Heartslabyul (Alice in Wonderland, 1961)

Diasomnia (Sleeping Beauty, 1959)

Pomefiore (Snow White, 1937)

Ramshackle (Thru the Mirror, 1936)

What’s weird is that TWST tells us very explicitly that Pomefiore is the oldest dorm, even though Ramshackle is also said to be a dorm (there’s dialogue implying students used to be housed there). This results in a contradiction because if we assume the year the animation came out indicates how old the dorm is, Ramshackle should be considered the oldest, not Pomefiore.

So… either the animation year = age of the dorm assumption is incorrect (because, to be fair, this is a theory and not confirmed by the game), or there is a technicality in-universe which strikes Ramshackle from the running. Maybe Ramshackle didn’t start off as a dorm and only became one further down the line after Pomefiore was already established?? Or maybe since it fell into ruin it’s no longer a dorm to be compared to the other “active” 7??? There’s still a lot we don’t know about Ramshackle, so any of these ideas are equally as likely.

[kinglionheart]

has this been done yet?

manga edits by @lucky-fy

[normshortfornormal]

steb who loves you so easily, easily as breathing, like loving you is second nature to him. steb who holds true in your love, who knows that even when things are hard or uncertain, the love you have for each other will always be certain and true. steb who never doubts your love, not even for a second. steb who fights for you as much as you fight for him. steb who trusts in you, trusts in your love and devotion. steb who will faithfully stay by your side no matter what. steb whose devotion runs so deep that you don't have to worry about him leaving you, not even for a moment. just steb :(

[sweet-caress-of-twilight]

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mid

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how dare you say we piss on the poor

#classism tw

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I'm not classist, my best pal is a street rat

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Actually, we prefer the term "mouse" - Bernard

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I don't believe it, another "piss on the poor" moment? I'm not even talking about you dawg 💀

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actually I wouldn't mind being pissed on

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AYO?

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#aladdin horny heritage posts

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I SHOWED YOU MY COCK IN DMS PLEASE RESPOND

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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE BEEN BLOCKED BY BELLE ANYWAYS DNI IF YOU STAN THE BEAST

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#THE BEAST SWEEP

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shut your goofy ass up before I melt you

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Gawrsh, did someone mention me?

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hes not talking about you you big palooka

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Actually, you're supposed to put an apostrophe in the word "he's"

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GAHHHHHHH WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

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adults are so annoying like go pay your taxes grandpa 🙄

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You are a minor who knows nothing about the world. You are the ugly one here. I can make YOU shut up but I suggest you one thing. You don't want to deal with a devil like me.

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Hi

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BOO

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THIS IS THE LAST STRAW MEDUSA!!!!!11 I'M BREAKING THE MUTUAL!!1111!!

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And this, my darlings, is why we don't put our triggers out in public

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Hercules save me

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Hercules

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save me Hercules

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Never fear, I'm on my way!

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Nice pfp bro

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uhm,,,,this entire dashboard is rife with sin and degeneracy. Do you all have no shame?

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Sorry that was Djali typing anyway OP literally tried to burn me at the stake for being Romani????

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And I would do it again to cleanse the world of your wickedness! You flaunt your heresy and expect us to applaud?

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how about you keep that energy when you look in the mirror? cause last i checked, your obsession with me wasn’t exactly “holy”

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You dare speak to me of obsession? I shall have you blocked and reported from this webbed site!

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lol ok

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DO NOT SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY! YOU SHALL ANSWER TO DIVINE JUDGMENT!

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frollo got termed lmao sucks to suck

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that sucks, i was gonna invite him to my place for a BBQ

🔮 th3-gre4t-and-powerful Follow Why do I always wake up to the chaos of this dashboard? I need coffee and Kuzco's head on a platter.

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tf is u doing ur really killing my groove here :(

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Get off of my dash.

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u havent blocked me tho

🎢 pull-teh-lever Follow Uh, Yzma, are we still making spinach puffs for dinner? Asking for a friend.

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Hi guys, this is my first post here! Good vibes only!

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Unfortunately, there appears to be a spelling error in your username. It is supposed to be "necessities."

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Guys, I have a theory: I think Baloo and Little John are the same person. I mean, have we ever seen them online at the same time?

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You know, Little John did get termed recently....

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Nice pfp

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Thanks, I stole it from you

#oodelally

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Um this is extremely offensive to people who have been put under sleeping spells??????

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Excuse me, Simba, but Aurora has been putting under a sleeping spell, as have I. Please don't spread negativity here :(

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plsushthepostistreu - Sleepy

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you know that by being sleepy, you're appropriating the culture of those who have been put under sleeping spells?????

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so...just fuck being tired, I guess?

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Please no profanity on my posts, Aladdin :(

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anyone in this thread smoke weed