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fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this
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a fujoshi will always have 2 men to mash together while a himejoshi must find yuri in the way the wind blows through a field of grass
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they matched each others freak. 42 injured. 7 dead. 12 missing.
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Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw
get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,
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left the app mid-typing earlier & just came back after forgetting abt this . wish i could ask my past self what this means
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there used to be so many stars in the sky that you would have to scrape away a dozen of them that splattered on your windshield every time you drove somewhere, but now they're being over-hunted to make american flag merchandise. very sad
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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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is it good or bad when the test says your personality type is 'abyssal'
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I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared
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my constant stream of thank yous and sorrys will save me from the ass beating i have coming for the crime of having needs
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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.
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I love getting "post without tags?" on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse
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whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly
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