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My sleeping hound will point you to the left

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can he get out of the way.

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really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

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he makes me so happy and so profoundly sad at the same time

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Reblog and put in the tags any new favorite character(s) you’ve gained this year.

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Love seeing something from TikTok and going “girlie that is literally what led to the downfall of the Papal States”

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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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[ID: a screenshot of the “Almost Christmas” Ace Attorney meme behind a slightly transparent stock image of an ice cube. End ID.]

it’s defrosting

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my tonsils are acting up. don’t do that

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I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

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she will be famous forever

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you dont understand, this is a special cigar. its smoke can detect specters/apparitions. your asthmatic son is safer than he was before i showed up