#sleep australia sleep

[kaddyssammlung]

Those pixels are Vessel standing there and watching Bring Me The Horizon.

According to someone who watched him watch Bring Me The Horizon. I love that XD.

[kingofthering]

PHILLIP ISLAND 2024 | Marc Marquez on the top step of the podium.

[overtake]

via

[melit0n]

We moved on from this too quickly

[idcfriend]

Ok guys i have come out of my void to share a crumb of storyline I've been wanting to write about for the Humans are Space Orcs community! Much love to them ദ്ദി˶ｰ̀֊ｰ́ )

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Medics

[Radio sound]

My name is of no importance....I'm leaving this message in hopes that others will come to understand these beings as I have...

It started when my species went to war with the...humans...we thought them primative...beings only capable of destruction...we weren't wrong but-

[you hear a sigh]

-we weren't right either...not by a long shot

We thought defeating them would be simple...we underestimated them and THAT was our downfall...I ended up stranded behind enemy lines with an injured comrade...he was dying and in desperation to not see another of my kind die I-

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...I resulted to asking for help...from the humans

I thought it a hopeless idea...that such creatures wouldn't understand something as complex as mercy...i dragged my comrades body to one of their bases doing my best to keep him alive...

And as I reached the gate a yelled for help ready to be shot on the spot...it would've been a mercy to be given a quick death in such I war I thought...that if my comrade couldn't receive help then at least he would not suffer...

[a shuddering breat]

-but I was wrong they- they didn't shoot instead they brought us into their base granted they were not gentle

I heard them discuss what they would do...many wanted us dead or interrogated for Information...typical i had scoffed in my mind but then i heard...footsteps as the humans around us hushed

I looked up only to see a female human dressed in a similar uniform to those I had seen on the battlefield yet-

-the one glaring difference was the red cross on her arm

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"what's going on here?" she demanded as she looked at me and my injured comrade

"Ma'am they were found outside the gate we were-" one of the soldiers started to explain

"Why are they injured yet not in my medical bay?" she cut off

"Ma'am they're the enemy" the soldier had said sounding incredulous

"It makes no difference this Isn't the battlefield and as long as they remain on this base injured they are my patients" she said

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...i couldn't understand why a creature from a species we had deemed...lesser would advocate for me and my comrade's safety...I didn't have to wait long for an explanation...

She walked to where me and my comrade lay as she barked orders to people with the same blaring red cross on their arms as they assisted us to what could only assume was the medical bay...

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"Let me make one thing clear to you soldier these men are soldiers following orders same as you...I understand that they have killed many of our comrades...brothers...sisters...lovers...families-

-but so have we...we have killed many of their own as well...and as long as these men are not on the battlefield where they may die with the dignity and respect of any soldier fighting for their home I will not have them killed behind enemy lines away from their own and shot down while injured and alone like dogs"

She gestured to...me?

"this man risked his life on a sliver of a chance that we would help...I will not have you make him regret thinking such"

The many soldiers actually looked...ashamed many looked at each other before parting for us as we were assisted to the medical bay

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I gave up ( p_q)

Sorry guys....

[shanghaigp]

love the difference between when carlos’s social media agency is posting for him vs when he has access to his own socials bc it is like endless posts of

“Qualy today! We will never give up. 💪🏼 Keep pushing! 🌶️🏆 #Carlossainz”

and then just a post or story of him being like “let me explain jet lag to u.”

[realifezompire]

I hope that if there is other sentient life out there, that earth is space australia. I hope humans are space orcs. I want to ruin an alien's day by chugging a energy drink that has 300mg of caffeine in a flavor I don't like only to immediately have a panic attack from mixing caffeine and uppers, and then keep working through it while they study me like I'm a particularly interesting writhing bucket of worms. and when they ask the inevitable "why" I just say:

I have literally never gotten a decent night's sleep since I exited the womb ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I hope aliens do come to earth just so I can make them lie awake at night with an existential crisis, wondering when I'm going to snap.

[tasmaniannudism]

[cctinsleybaxter]

Sniling fri3nds is making me crazy because I kept seeing fan art and thinking about that post that's like 'you guys would ship a blue square and a red square named glupo and shitto if they were both men' but the show is also doing that????

[officialbruciewayne]

I am definitely not overdoing anything today. I have no plans because I am remaining in bed. Thank you.

[qwerty019283ytrewq]

One handsome boy with a glass of wine from one video about Australia forced me.

Yes, yes, Mr. Ricciardo, I can't go to bed because of you.

✨️Imagine✨️

This story is in the style of "The Taming of the Scoundrel", that's just it...

Max hates every second of this trip. They've been on the road for two hours now. The dust of the dirt road does not allow the windows to be opened, so the driver turned on the air conditioner, which dries Max's mouth and nasal mucosa. The young man's mind is spinning with the idea of how to get rid of this place.

The fact is that Max Emilian Verstappen is rich and can afford anything he wants. He can buy anything for himself or for his beloved. His ex wanted this vineyard, she wanted to have her own business, she wanted to sell wine, spend her holidays in this mansion and fuck outdoors.

In the video, one of Max's employees (a handsome guy with a big nose, curls peeking out from under a hat and tanned skin) he danced in a barrel, in a barrel in which there were grapes, grapes that go to the production of wine. And all this is for the amusement of the rest of the staff.

But then she liked fucking the barkeeper at the club more. And Max kept the vineyard for himself. He wasn't fond of winemaking. He didn't even like wine, but the thought that his ex's dream was in his hands warmed his heart. Although sometimes Max realized that it was stupid. For example, he understands this right now after watching an Instagram video of his own winery.

What the hell?! Are they making fun of Max in this way? People will never buy this wine in their lives, Max will suffer losses, the winery will not pay off. In the end, the sale of this post may fail!

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"You can't sell us!"

"Of course I'm not going to sell people, just the vineyard."

Daniel chuckled, but his expression didn't change. Actually, this Daniel turns out to be not such a jerk. He treats the workers well, and the winery is thriving under his leadership. But Max is still outraged by his dancing on grapes. Daniel's argument was that it was faster and more fun, and he supposedly washed his feet before that. But from Max's side, it turns out that Max wasted a lot of money on equipment for crushing grapes, which is not used.

"Everyone will receive the compensation promised under the contract, perhaps the new owner will even leave someone."

Daniel went to the railing of the terrace. He was leaning on the railing, looking at the vineyards and looked so damn good that Max periodically stopped thinking coherently.

"Come on, buddy. All these people don't just work here. They live here, they live this business, you can't just kick them out."

He was so damn attractive. Max found him in this terrace when this curly-haired charm dipped his nose into a glass of wine and then made some notes in a notebook next to it.

Daniel is attractive but not so attractive that Max decided to keep the winery for himself.

Buddy. Did he call him buddy?

"Did you call me a buddy?"

"Come on, you'll like this place as soon as you really appreciate it, and you won't treat it like a reminder of your ex."

"You're taking too much on yourself, mister Ricciardo."

"And you," Daniel poked a finger at Max's chest. "You've been clinging to your past, for old grudges, for too long. Stay here for a week and you will completely change your mind... Or you can continue to be a petty rich boy."

Max was going to break that finger and that pretty face, but first he's going to get this guy...

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"Hurry up, we'll be late for the presentation."

"How overbearing."

"You like it."

"But I liked you right away."

"You didn't like this place a year ago."

[kaddyssammlung]

Just sitting there and playing with his legs :)

[psycohousecat]

Meanwhile, in a land down under👆

😱😱(those claws) 😱😱 🔊👉📶

[daffi-990]

Fuck it Friday

Here’s Buck and May’s first meeting from I’ve been sleeping so long in a 20 year dark night (now I’m wide awake). I’m so close to finishing this one. It was meant to be just a small 2K fic but it’s more like 5K now .. whoops 😅. Got a few things left to type and then I can edit and maybe get someone to read it and she’ll be good to go!

Prev snippet here.

Buck closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, letting the sea air fill his lungs to the brim. Evan Buckley has finally been boxed up, tape sealing the lid shut. This is his fresh start. He exhales, opening his eyes and setting off in search of breakfast and coffee, so much coffee.

The Main Street of town consists of different shop fronts including a grocery store, flower shop, hardware store, butcher and a cafe called Abuela’s. Buck sighs in relief as he opens the door to the cafe and it quickly turns into an appreciative moan as the smell of freshly brewed coffee hits him.

“If you’re letting out sounds like that just from smelling the coffee, we may need to put a warning sign up on the door for the noises you make when you actually drink some.”

A blush begins to creep up Buck’s neck as he looks behind the counter where a young woman is standing. She’s maybe 18 or 19 with warm brown skin, dark brown shoulder length hair and a face that should really be on tv or in magazines. She’s beautiful, and Buck can tell just from her kind eyes and warm smile that it’s not just a skin deep beauty.

“Uh sorry, it’s- it’s been a long couple of days and I’ve been living off of shitty gas station coffee and- and whatever they’ve had in their hot boxes.” He rubs the back of his neck, ducking his head sheepishly.

“Well today you’re going to be having fresh coffee and an equally fresh breakfast.” The young woman states, leaning casually against the counter. “I’d go with the chocolate chip pancakes, they’re extremely popular and for good reason.” She picks up a menu and slides it across the countertop towards Buck who steps forward to grab it, leafing through the pages. “I’m May by the way.”

May holds her hand out towards him and Buck accepts it, shaking her hand. “I’m Buck, and chocolate chip pancakes sound amazing.” She smiles at him and Buck is helpless but to return it with one of his own, a genuine Buck smile, not the fake one he’s had to wear for so many years. “And the biggest cup of coffee you have. I don’t care what kind, surprise me.”

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[russellius]

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[cuentoschinosen1999]

Max making room for Lewis <3