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[officialbruciewayne]

hear him roar

What a very brave young vigilante- wait.

Where's your collar? Why are you naked, young man?

Hm. #thirst trap better bruce

[officialbruciewayne]

I'll save one.

Time to sneak into the kitchen and fix myself something.

[officialbruciewayne]

DC should bring back Bruce's pink robe. it looks a little goofy but I think he deserves some whimsy in his life.

like cmon I think they should bring it back

[officialbruciewayne]

You didn't see anything.

Time to sneak into the kitchen and fix myself something.

[officialbruciewayne]

An ECG and echocardiogram seem reasonable, but complete x-rays are time prohibitive, the echocardiogram should be sufficient.

Absolutely not to the nano med bots.

Legally I'm allowed to do what I want with my own blood.

[officialbruciewayne]

Father I have brought you the raw ptarmigan as requested. And some pine needles.

Thank you, Damian.

I'm tremendously hungry, but thoughts to us cooking this traditionally in the garden? It's an experience I enjoyed as a young man.

[officialbruciewayne]

Bruce had fallen asleep, slouched at the Cave's haemonanalytic equipment. With the cowl on, and the lenses gleaming reflectively, the only indicators that he was unconscious were his arms hanging loosely, the curve to his spine and his sleep-slow breathing. In front of him, the machine beeped steadily and unhappily, its completed results woefully unobserved.

[officialbruciewayne]

Catman wants to attend the gala

He's invited.

[officialbruciewayne]

Hm, we'd better find it before he gets lost. Though, he is chipped, I believe?

hear him roar

What a very brave young vigilante- wait.

Where's your collar? Why are you naked, young man?

Hm. #thirst trap better bruce

[officialbruciewayne]

For those wondering, I am not pregnant.

[officialbruciewayne]

hear him roar

What a very brave young vigilante- wait.

Where's your collar? Why are you naked, young man?

Hm. #thirst trap better bruce

[officialbruciewayne]

Time to sneak into the kitchen and fix myself something.

[officialbruciewayne]

Dick had me pee on a pregnancy test, lad. It could always be worse.

sigh. another day, another “is your dad pregnant” ask.

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It didn't seem relevant as the symptoms have largely abated. For example, my hunger is back with considerable vengeance.

I will append my blood results for your files.

What is it wbout the blood analysis?? People awre believing your preggo

( @babsggordon )

Hello sweetie, I've had some minor symptoms and decided to do some blood analysis. Apparently, this is of great interest to all the kids, and Dick dared me to pee on a pregnancy stick- which came back negative.

Despite that, it does seem to be the running joke, and the fact one of my symptoms was some nausea doubly so.

How is the little one doing? Wish you well, LOL, BTW

[officialbruciewayne]

His ninja way….

I promise you, I am not pregnaruto.

[officialbruciewayne]

What do you think the 💡 plot is about?

[officialbruciewayne]

What do you think the 💡 plot is about?