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'It's just nothing like what I was expecting and that doesn't really make me happy' is maybe the funniest review I've ever read.. it's like something a guest would think in roller coaster tycoon if it were .2% more complex

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Is this the one for me

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"Okay, refiners! Let's get this new group photo before the melon bloat sets in."

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This is like if Mona Lisa posed in-front of the Mona Lisa holding a copy of the Mona Lisa…

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Samuel van Hoogstraten The Anaemic Lady 1660s Oil on canvas, 70 x 55 cm Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam

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joan of arc

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i say this as someone who was in college for six years and would go back in a heartbeat if that were ever feasible and just keep taking classes forever for fun because i love learning things. but you guys do realize that learning is not "the point" of the higher education system and if it was it would be structured completely differently. learning is absolutely something that happens at a college but it's tangential to the The Point of being a sorting process to decide what kinds of people are employable.

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watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

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🙏🏻 🙏🏻 🙏🏻

We need an ashtray emoji

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We need an ashtray emoji

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my mans running animation only got two frames

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The head & the heart… or whatever

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small living spaces 2001

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lorne & emile — the GOATs

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girls who are big into perfume and people who wear scents in general ily, but i am cursed with hating every flower/dessert/upholstery/fruit/cleaner smell so new textbook case of attraction-repulsion

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not to be a hot take guy but if you're against thinspo/encouraging people not to starve themselves/purge/etc., you proooooooobably also shouldn't be encouraging people to do their compulsions.