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On my local weather channel theres this small 20 somethings guy who does the minor weather and my family is so enchanted by him. He wears the most egregious suits and ties that make my grandparents go off the rails. Sometimes he blends in with the green screen and my grandparents go farther off the rails. My entire family calls him "sheldon" because any skinny white geeky guy is Sheldon Cooper to them. There is currently a huge tornado on the way and they sent Sheldon to go check it out. Sheldon sounds like he's crying in the middle of this horrible rain and my grandparents are so upset about it. Sheldon could die out there. Why did they have to sacrifice him? Sacrificing their young. My grandmother has started a grudge against the main weather man for abusing poor poor Sheldon. I will update if Sheldon survives.
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What, you mean like the sexiest woman in the world?
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I’d be a damn fool to think any different.
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runs up to you frantically and puts this in your palm and runs real fast away
im trying to figure out how to make pictures of my drawings more interesting because taking pictures of a sketchbook page just really isnt doing it for me and neither is redrawing everything digitally
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I have free will...so goldfish nun >:3
She's actually so cute :0 (i'm not even christian lol)
#tumblr recommended this to me she fought her way here and i'm grateful#genuinely v creative#illustration
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do you think like after ford abandoned arthur on prehistoric earth he later wondered if he'd doomed him by not being around to save him and he was afraid to find out
#guy who does the single most over-the-top 'saves you' gesture in history and then spends years compensating with avoidance 👍#h2g2
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Olive Oil Cake with Brown Butter Frosting
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Stromatolites are charismatic megafauna. To me
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#sauuuur annoying that I was keeping a wary eye on the h*rry p*tter casting when I should've been paying attention to people#who had previously publicly announced that they were against using AI to replace film VFX#the 'if you can't beat em join em' attitude is so lame coming from her too like you have power in this industry! you are them!#films#(i also want to be clear that i'm not one of the 'ai is bad because it ''lacks a soul'' or whatever the hell crowd)#(but clearcut case where the thing it's being used for could and would have otherwise been done by a group of people)#also i love this text post it usually feels too gauche to reference but it's so good
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Kid who cannot for the life of him figure out how to access music
I know very little about my little pony but was so sure I'd seen part of an episode back in the day because I have hazy memories of it, only to remember the only way I could figure out how to listen to they might be giants when I was 14 was on fan videos of ponies. Like I just assumed that was how their music was released so would open up pony videos in another tab to listen to their 2011 album why did i live like that.
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I know very little about my little pony but was so sure I'd seen part of an episode back in the day because I have hazy memories of it, only to remember the only way I could figure out how to listen to they might be giants when I was 14 was on fan videos of ponies. Like I just assumed that was how their music was released so would open up pony videos in another tab to listen to their 2011 album why did i live like that.
#the 14 thing makes it so much stupider like bro you weren't 10! no wonder i'd forgotten about it#remembered bc i've seen people talking about ponies again and i swear to god some of you are making shit up#i'm hearing names i haven't heard before and i was on here in 2012#how are there this many ponies. what do you mean there's one for like every time of day
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