#skizzleman quotes

[mcyt-correct]

Skizz: You're right Top, you're absolutely right buddy

Scar: Who's bottom?

[wheatgrasswatcher]

[were-changing-cake-vaults]

This is the funniest screenshot from the charity stream I think. The fucking LAYERS of it. Joe’s content smile. Iskall’s stance of defeat. Skizz watching like a proud dad at a football game. False taking blackmail photos. Excellent image 10/10

[niceearlobes]

Wild Life SMP incorrect quotes

[dragonflavoredcake]

Xisuma: Hey, welcome back to the server! Where are you coming from? Scar: Phasmophobia! Xisuma: Nice! How'd it go this time? Impulse: Scar died like a million times. Scar: Hey! Xisuma: Sounds like a normal day for Scar. Anything to declare? Impulse and Scar: Nope! Xisuma: Then what's in that double chest you're failing to hide? Impulse: Scar: Skizz, inside the chest: Are we in yet?

[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Tango: I give up. I am so tired. 

Skizz: Get the emergency supply! 

Impulse: *Carries Jimmy and places him in front of Tango* 

Jimmy: *smiles* 

Tango: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Tango: We're lovers. That's all you need to know.

Impulse: Platonic. This is a platonic relationship.

Skizz: Not to me!

[motherofplatypus]

Mumbo: "I have a problem with someone, I need advice."

Grian: "Murder."

Mumbo: "No. Anyone else?"

Scar: "Murder."

Mumbo: "No."

Skizz: "Murder."

Impulse: "Excessive violence "

Gem: "Murder."

Mumbo: "Is there no one here whose advice doesn't involve violence?"

Joel: "Flirt with them and make them obsessed with you."

Mumbo: "...murder it is."

[context-what-context-hm]

Right well anyway...

[Alt text:

Zedaph: "Let's have a- Let's have a rod fight."

Tango: "No. No no. No."

Impulse: "Ohhh!"

Skizz: "No... A rod fight!" Laughs. "No stop it! Put it away!"

Tango: "Welp, I'm tryin'."

Skizz: "Don't you point that thing at me!"

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[fynchfire]

Life series incorrect quotes

Skizz: *lifting weights*

Jimmy: Wow… They’re so intense!

Scott: I wonder what drives them.

Skizz, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs

[mcyt-correct]

Joel: Goblins live in holes. You can live in a hole

Skizz: I'm not livin' in that hole!

Scar: Yeah get in Joel's hole

[whatmcytsaid]

Scott: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martyn and Pearl's convo?

BigB: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Skizz: I'm in the washing machine.

Scar: I'm in the closet.

BigB: We accept you, Scar. <3

Scar: No. I'm literally in the closet.

Lizzie: Love is love. <3

[were-changing-cake-vaults]

New series called Skizz and Lizz in which Skizz and Lizzie play hardcore together you agree reblog

[tang0w0tek]

"Skizzleman, may I have your meat in me mouth please."

"Alright hold on a second this is not what I signed up for"

"Squire, behold, Skizzle's meat shall now go into me mouth."

"Milord, it's so thick!"

These three. Why.

[dragonflavoredcake]

Xisuma, running away: WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY NEW HERMITS! Grian, Impulse, Gem, and Scar, chasing him: SKIZZ! SKIZZ! SKIZZ!

[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Mumbo: What did you guys get in your yearbook? 

Bdubs: 'Prettiest Smile' 

Skizz: 'Nicest Personality' 

Joel: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' 

Pearl: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'