#skizzleman quotes

[mcyt-correct]

Skizz: You're right Top, you're absolutely right buddy

Scar: Who's bottom?

[wheatgrasswatcher]

[niceearlobes]

Wild Life SMP incorrect quotes

[dragonflavoredcake]

Xisuma: Hey, welcome back to the server! Where are you coming from? Scar: Phasmophobia! Xisuma: Nice! How'd it go this time? Impulse: Scar died like a million times. Scar: Hey! Xisuma: Sounds like a normal day for Scar. Anything to declare? Impulse and Scar: Nope! Xisuma: Then what's in that double chest you're failing to hide? Impulse: Scar: Skizz, inside the chest: Are we in yet?

[minziemoon]

Life Series as Incorrect Quotes Pt2

Since the last one did surprisingly well.

[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Tango: I give up. I am so tired. 

Skizz: Get the emergency supply! 

Impulse: *Carries Jimmy and places him in front of Tango* 

Jimmy: *smiles* 

Tango: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Tango: We're lovers. That's all you need to know.

Impulse: Platonic. This is a platonic relationship.

Skizz: Not to me!

[bidoofenergy]

a sad week... my collection of comments is doomed to grow stagnant... (the hermits as tiktok/instagram comments i have saved pt3 | part 1 | part 2)

[ethofangorl]

Hermitcraft/life series incorrect quotes

Scot: Can I have some water?  Joel: *starts chugging their water bottle*  Joel: *chokes from drinking too fast*  Joel: *spills water all over themself*  Joel, coughing: I don't have any water.

Scar: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-  Cleo: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

Grian: Act natural.  Mumbo: For this kind of situation, the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I can panic.  Grian: NO, that’s not what I meant! Act like it’s a normal day!  Mumbo: My ‘normal’ days of late, consist of a lot of panic.  Grian: Will you just cooperate?  Mumbo: When a person is panicking, they are not apt to cooperate very well!

Grian: You really believe in Joel?  Lizzie: Luckily, they believe in themself enough for the both of us

Scar: You should see Grian, he’s a total tsundere. Isn’t he just the best? Gem: He stabbed you.

Scar, throwing their head into Grian's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!  Grian, lovingly stroking their hair:You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

Cleo: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

Doc: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Gem.  Ren: You just said it again.  Gem: Doc: I am not a role model.

Lifers reactions to being called straight:  Joel: The fuck, no I'm not.  Ren: Excuse the hell out of you?  Scar: Ding dong, you are wrong!  Martyn: Who told you that? And why did they lie?  Grian: Rude.  Cleo: *punches the person*

Grian: Scar... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.  Scar: *muffled* mm hmmm :)  Grian: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

Joel: Bitch.  Bdubs: Blocked.  Joel: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something.  Bdubs: Unblocked.  Joel: Bitch.

Scot: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!  Martyn: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

Ren To Mumbo: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.

Gem: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.  Joel: And?  Gem: And you are.

Grian: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun

Grian: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.  Scot: So you're just gonna wait until Scar is in danger and save them?  Grian: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.  Scot: ...  Scot: You're insane.

Grian: The time to act is now.  Scar: Wink, wink.  Grian: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.  Scar: Oh, sorry.  Scar: Wink.

*lifers at a family dinner*  Pearl: Can you pass the salt?  Scot: *throws Joel across the table*

Tango: Did you buy eggs like I asked?  Jimmy: Even better!  Tango: What the fuck did you-  Jimmy: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy Tango: She’s… beautiful!

Skizz: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?  Joel: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”  Skizz, scoffing: Oh, please.  Joel, to Jimmy: Hey, how you doin’?  Jimmy: jimmy: *giggles and blushes*

Joel, driving in his car with the other winners and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We’re going on a trip-  Martyn: In our favorite piece of shit!  Grian: Doing 95!  Scot: We’re gonna fucking die!

Scar: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!  Impulse: This unmitigated poppycock?  Gem: Extravagant hogwash!  Grian and Mumbo: Okay, stop.

[motherofplatypus]

Mumbo: "I have a problem with someone, I need advice."

Grian: "Murder."

Mumbo: "No. Anyone else?"

Scar: "Murder."

Mumbo: "No."

Skizz: "Murder."

Impulse: "Excessive violence "

Gem: "Murder."

Mumbo: "Is there no one here whose advice doesn't involve violence?"

Joel: "Flirt with them and make them obsessed with you."

Mumbo: "...murder it is."

[mcyt-correct]

Joel: Goblins live in holes. You can live in a hole

Skizz: I'm not livin' in that hole!

Scar: Yeah get in Joel's hole

[autumnmist101]

Incorrect Quotes

[loverofsoups]

[dragonflavoredcake]

Xisuma, running away: WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY NEW HERMITS! Grian, Impulse, Gem, and Scar, chasing him: SKIZZ! SKIZZ! SKIZZ!

[context-what-context-hm]

Right well anyway...

[Alt text:

Zedaph: "Let's have a- Let's have a rod fight."

Tango: "No. No no. No."

Impulse: "Ohhh!"

Skizz: "No... A rod fight!" Laughs. "No stop it! Put it away!"

Tango: "Welp, I'm tryin'."

Skizz: "Don't you point that thing at me!"

End alt text.]

[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Mumbo: What did you guys get in your yearbook? 

Bdubs: 'Prettiest Smile' 

Skizz: 'Nicest Personality' 

Joel: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' 

Pearl: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'