#hermits and friends

[dragonflavoredcake]

Xisuma: Hey, welcome back to the server! Where are you coming from? Scar: Phasmophobia! Xisuma: Nice! How'd it go this time? Impulse: Scar died like a million times. Scar: Hey! Xisuma: Sounds like a normal day for Scar. Anything to declare? Impulse and Scar: Nope! Xisuma: Then what's in that double chest you're failing to hide? Impulse: Scar: Skizz, inside the chest: Are we in yet?

[rainecreatesstuff]

I think at the end of season 9 there should be like. A week where they open the server up for the “and friends” part of Hermits and friends. Get skizz on there, get the empires guys on there, Martyn, all those folks. I wanna see skizz run decked out and I wanna see Martyn be a dramatic little shit in blood on the clocktower.

[justamagicalpurpleshark]

Hermitcraft! Band AU

Gotta say, the hermits' musical sides have really fostered this Hermits & Friends! Band AU I have in my head.

Like hear me out:

Gem & The Scotts are already a rock band (say they get invited to join the HermitBand™ collective or smt)

Impulse and Joel at the drumms

Xisuma composes and plays the guitar

Etho on the note blocks (because Minecraft)

Zed on the creeper explosions (wait... what?)

Oli for a piano and vocals

Joe writes music and has his sister Quinn as a guest performer

Ren on the guitar too

Ariana Grianda singing

Ren invites his brother Jono as a guest composer (and feat.)

Welsknight and Helsknight are the singing/rapping duo

The HermitBand™ had a big fight a few years ago but they resolved it with a disstrack (S6 Civil War "Hermit Gang")

Their music is distributed by Beefy Tunes Record Company

Mumbo is their Music Video cinematographer

[kaoris3loop]

Nuh uh why did Scar just go live

Why are they all streaming today, stop it stop it

[skydoesthings]

GUYS I MADE IT

[ynde]

I've started re-watching the Friday night Stabby-stabby streams. Again. This is such a huge mistake. I don't have time for this.

[amethyst-allium]

Saw an opportunity and asked Tango on stream today if FNS is officially over

From what he said, it seems like the same people are the ones he’s having trouble getting to play, so he may try other similar games with only six people.

So much like before, it still seems up in the air, which is unfortunate. I believe I saw someone say Impulse is also trying to get some people together for similar games? Maybe they’re working together on it? Unsure 😔

[ethosiab]

Tango gets stuck in the Misery Spiral Of Debugging™️ so etho and gem rescue him (successfully)

[identitty-dickruption]

one of the worst things in the world is that feeling unloveable can (and will) make you act in ways that reinforces itself. I feel unloveable so I don’t respond to messages so people reach out less so I feel unloveable. one of the hardest things in the world is fighting back the brain demons long enough to break the cycle

[boobilby]

Being even more cringe than usual

Featuring my friends drawing of Joel, who I’m pretty sure they don’t even know, @dustystripe is the friend

[ohnonotthehorrors]

I missed the beginning of the event so I’ve only now gone back to watch Martyn’s intro and…

I love that Martyn has like A Job; he’s doing tech and set up stuff, he’s reading the donos like a champ. Still a non-hermit hermit-friend but with Work Experience. Like someone was like ‘oh we need a dono reader,’ remembered Martyn has done it, and reached out.

Meanwhile. Jimmy is Just There.

It makes perfect sense! Don’t get me wrong! Once Grian and Martyn are in the same location there’s like a 99% chance he’ll be there too. Not to mention Ranchers, old Evo friends, and just the life series in general-

But it is incredibly funny cause it’s like:

The Hermits, their IT guy, and also Jimmy.

Who is Jimmy you ask? He’s Jimmy. What’s he doing? Being Jimmy. Next question.

[dragonflavoredcake]

Lizzie, reading from Wikipedia: Contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has been fed, the male is often allowed to live.

Joel: *frantically boiling spaghetti water*

[tawnysoup]

the fritter (frin critter)

[rosegoldenatlas]

Can we take a second just to admire cc!Joel Smallishbeans. Like my guy is currently on two smp's, he keeps up with Hermitcraft, he is somewhat present on SOS. Also his base is incredibly detailed, its large, and he has gotten really good at armor stands out of nowhere. He updates an average of once a week, he took a vacation to Japan and still managed to keep up with Hermitcraft.

He can follow the bit and has an uncanny ability to stop himself from being the butt of the joke. Like for example the neck kisses thing was at first a kind of 'ha ha that's really weird Joel' then he leaned into it so hard that now Etho is the one obsessed with Joel's neck kisses and both of them are obsessed with each other and its not just Joel.

And the whole ieseki harem bit too?? Like he has half of the server around his finger cause of a bit.

Also he is actually kind of good at tricking people? Like bro convinced three (I think) people that Etho built the statues not him.

Hes funny as hell and also he is like really bold? Like my guy posted himself singing a Minecraft parody to 'Money Money Money' he makes Hollywood level intros in Minecraft. His intros are the best by the way always have been. They're more elaborate now and they are really funny but there was a charm to when his intros were him standing in front of a horse hilling machine with no acknowledgment of it.

Joel appreciation post completed

[isjasz]

[Day 96]

Together they become GUY!!

(Context: On the stream yesterday they were joking about just combining into one player for decked out LOL)

(And Hermittober: Day 1 Frost ❄️)

[sovereignbryce]

finally got around to drawing some hermits and i just had to start with the trio!!!

tried to keep things pretty simple and had fun with shapes. tango is definitely my favorite to draw lol