#and zed and bdubs and etho and mumbo

[applepixls]

please please please can we come up with more popstar pun alter egos for hermits and friends

obviously theres ariana griande but i’d also like to propose scarbrina carpenter/sabrina scarpenter

(i saw an animatic of a clip from his stream where he wore his mcc christmas dress and he said sabrina carpenter stole his look)

and i think joel has a potential ABBA alter ego because honey song but im not sure…

please i want to see what other puns people can come up with

edit: I am intending to draw everyone as these alter-ego's so please attach an iconic outfit if you have one in mind >:)

edit edit: lmk (message or whatever you want) if you want to see the final master list and/or drawings and i’ll make sure you see it :]

[kayawolfhorse]

Discuss

[locusfandomtime]

Bdubs’ “SCAR IS TRYING TO MAKE US ALL FURRIES” thing in his video surprised me so much that I instantly had to pause the video and sketch it. I hope you enjoy my hermit furry alignment chart as well. The only non-explanatory one here is Joe, who I think would make a sparkle dog fursona and like, he isn’t really a furry but he enjoys the culture and dresses up from time to time.

[kiwibirdlafayette]

i'll be waiting where you'll see me; shall we try forever?

got fixated on being a mcytber lately forgot to draw so have some ethubs to make up for it <3

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

no one on hermitcraft is human (and they all know this)- except for mumbo. He also has no idea anyone else is not human. For the funnies, no one believes him when he says he's human, and keep trying to figure out (in their own ways) what he is.

Impulse keeps trying to subtlety tell mumbo he has nothing to hide and can tell the hermits anything (this confuses mumbo quite a bit)

Grian says he believes mumbo, but really his diamonds are on either vampire or some sort of shadow monster in the betting pool

Doc and etho are running a betting pool

Zed has bdubs skizz and tango and himself working to keep a constant monitor on mumbo just in case he does something suspicious , this includes using cameras, spyglasses, various small holes to peek through and watch him, grian, ect.

Xisuma knows mumbo is human, obviously, but is participating in the betting pool anyway solely because he knows the hermits know that he knows, and him participating will encourage the rumors (not that he would encourage that type of thing, no, never)

Gem keeps asking mumbo random questions to try and get him to reveal something, which of course he doesn't, but she is convinced his answers must mean something, and keeps coming up with increasingly random theories about what he could be

The only person gem has managed to successfully convince of these theories is pearl, who has taken to dropping in on mumbo at random times to try to "catch him in the act"- the act of what even pearl herself doesn't know

Cub is having a field day making horns out of confused mumbo noises and various other "I'm just a human!"'s

Scar is the accomplice- the accomplice to what, nobody knows, but he was definitely the accomplice to something, possibly everything

And finally- mumbo is just as oblivious as ever, he has no idea most of this is going on (except for things asked to him directly) and thinks there must be something in the water making everyone a bit crazy, possibly the chemicals he's been pouring into it, that he has somehow been exempt from.

As an extra, autocorrect has tried to correct watch to watchers multiple times (I'm rather proud of it) doesn't know how to spell as accomplice (to be fair, I didn't either, had to look it up on Google) and seems to think xisuma should be insulation, despite auto filling xisuma- very interesting choice auto correct.

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[emberdragon34]

Headcanons!

1: xB loves dinosaurs.

2: Scar had to be told that pet rocks weren't their own species of magical animal and were literally just rocks with googly eyes on them. This was after Joel got him one as a joke birthday present

3: The reason Tango's eyes are red is because he used to be scared of people finding out he was a vexling. So he put in red contacts to stop people seeing they were changing colour. He also started messing with redstone because it stained his hands and face red so no one would see the blue streaks.

4: Welsknight is Hermitcraft's official bs detector. He's spent long enough with the Helsmits to know when someone is lying or deceiving him.

5: Watchers are so used to summoning or using magic to do stuff that most are very very confused by redstone. Particularly redstone farms because why would you spend hours on this moving thing when you can just cheat and summon infinite melons? Grian, Pearl and Keralis (yes Keralis is a Watcher in my headcanon) all shared this mindset when they first joined Hermitcraft

6: Beef can speak villager. No really, he can.

7: Whenever it snows, the hermits all gather. At any point in their fun of building snow castles and snowmen and having fun, someone can get onto the highest visible place, yell 'WAR!' and it turns into an everyone vs everyone snowball war where the last person to surrender gets hot chocolate first.

8: Jevin can use the sun to light fires through himself like a magnifying glass. The first time he did this intentionally, he lit Hypno's hair on fire.

9: Jevin isn't allowed to use this ability anymore

10: Doc knits everyone socks and gloves for Christmas, especially the hermits who have hooves or feet that don't fit normal socks

11: Tango gets cold easily so whenever it's winter you'll see a fluffy blob of Tango shuffling around in the noodles poking them

12: Mumbo always has a spoon on him. Just in case.

13: Joe is the only non-vexling who's ever been allowed into the Vexling only bar (The Summoner). Just because the other vexlings think he's cool.

14: Zedaph is basically a god to the Helsmits. Whenever Xisuma wants something from them he promises that Zed can come over to visit and they immediately accept

15: False gifted Gem a magical wooden sword she can use in any worlds which doesn't have any effect except giving the death message [Player got washed up]

16: Skizz and Impulse have Dad-joke competitions. Grian's won every single one

17: Cub once held a funeral for a rabbit he watched die. Only after the entire 7 hour ceremony was over did he admit that he killed the rabbit himself because it jumped onto his redstone one too many times.

18: Cleo gifted Etho a guess-the-build Etho for Christmas. Etho loved the little guy so much he found/made/bribed hermits into giving him any and all other creations of this little guy. He now has so many he ran out of space in his own base and now hides them around Bdubs's for fun

19: Ren gets zoomies sometimes.

20: Keralis can speak 20 different languages. Only thing is, no one taught him any of them he just could always speak them.

[sammystuffies]

Something I noticed recently is some hermits have a SEVERE lack of fics centered around them, like I get that people either don’t watch someone or just genuinely don’t know how to write them but I’d love to see more of the underrated hermits get the spotlight in the fics! So here’s my list of “hermits that need more fic centric things!”

Mainly because most fics I see are usually mumbo, Grian, and scar centric

All of these are my opinion and if you want to add something yourself feel free

Zed

Wels (mainly without hels because many people just use him for the sake of hels :/ )

Hypno

Xb

Keralis

Joe

Jevin

Tango

impulse (I AM BIASED GIVE ME THE MAIN CHARACTER PLOT ARMOR MAN HIS FICS)

Skizz

Joel

Xisuma

Pm all the hermit gals

Iskall

Bdubs

Etho

Doc

Ren

TFC (I understand tho if you don’t have the mental strength or just can’t write tfc I get it)

But in all seriousness I’d LOVE more fics of these guys and gals (especially ZITS)

[chipperchemical]

just wanna say when you said traffic headcanons i thought you were asking me how everybody did on the interstate.

mumbo is so afraid of crashing he is white knuckling that streering wheel so hard.

you've unlocked something anon

Mumbo is white knuckling that steering wheel like he's about to die. However, it's not helping that Grian is in the passenger seat, feet up on the dashboard, phone on the aux, eating crisps and doing a screeching rendition of his favourite Ariana Griande song

ZITS have a full-blown fistfight every time they have to get in a car together over who gets to ride shotgun. Impulse stands to the side (designated driver privileges) as Skizz holds Zed in a headlock and tries to kick Tango in the chin

Gem and Pearl both use those seatbelt shoulder pads because they find it way more comfy, so they got matching personalised ones for their cars

Doc drives a monster truck

Bdubs only rode in a car with Etho once and swore to never ever do it again because Etho managed to break 23 traffic laws and 1 of the Geneva conventions in one trip

Joel doesn't wear his seatbelt because he's "too cool for that rubbish", but changes his mind after Lizzie takes a turn too suddenly and he nearly goes out the window

Joe Hills drives a smart car

One time, Grian and Joel decided to tie Jimmy to the top of the car and see how it went. They were halfway down the motorway before they realised that they'd lost him

Ren and Martyn love driving together because they can stick on Ren's theatre kid playlist and just absolutely BELT the words together as if it were Broadway. This is also why no-one else likes to carpool with them

[hermittea]

A little about this project!

Hermit Tea is just a blog about me making tea based on Hermitcraft, through Adagio's fandom teas space. My goal is to be unique and eventually have custom art for all tins. I do not receive money from this, only points on adagio which I use to get samples to test the teas are good or may need changes. Both Scar based teas will have charity to Gamer's outreach turned on. All starting images of the teas will be replaced by art eventually, ether by me or by people who wish to volunteer (credit given in the teas description, application at the bottom). All advice, suggestions and support welcome! Perhaps a Life series based tea after this? Join the discord: https://discord.gg/yAWj39b5Xq Link to try them out! https://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/group.html?group=24846 GET A FREE TEA: https://www.tumblr.com/hermittea/772135235526803456?source=share

Read about Finished teas: Grian [Here] Zed [Here] Bdubs [Here] Etho [Here] Impulse [Here] Gem [Here] Cleo [Here] Mumbo [Here] Tested teas ready for art: Joehills (In Progress) Joel (In progress) Stress (In progress) Jellie (In progress) Grumbot (Shoutout to @sutekiredux for ordering for me!) (In progress) False (In progress) TFC (In progress) Pearl Scar Scarland 5AM Pearl Ordered and will be tested soon: Skizz (have artist) Tango (have artist) Doc (have artist) Ren Untested: (Try and your own risk- and give me advice! xD Check the discord for any changes made to them!) Cub Beef iJevin Decked out Keralis Cyberpunk City Convex Hypnotizd Welsknight Xisumavoid xBCrafted

Who still needs artists?: Everyone not listed as having an artist! Apply to be an artist: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdFAS-pJHat-GcNfGUuvumLCpPatkj91vT6Kbn8M4g7hDljkw/viewform?usp=sf_link

[monosminecraftmania]

It started with a fish

how did it end up like this-

Bdubs - Pleco/leafsheep  ::  Cub - Dumbo Octopus  ::  Doc - Sea dragon  ::  Etho - Eel  ::  False - Swordfish ::  Gem - Rainbow Trout ::  Grian - Flying Fish  ::  Hypno - Tiger shark  ::  Impulse - Orca  ::  Iskall - Tetrafish  ::  Jevin - Jellyfish ::  Joe - Remora ::  Keralis - Octopus  ::  Mumbo - Catfish ::  Pearl - Short Beak common Dolphin ::  Ren - Dogfish ::  Scar - Manta Ray ::  Stress - Pink Betta  ::  Tango - Red Lionfish  ::  TFC - Anglerfish  ::  Beef - Bull trout  ::  Wels - Sturgeon  ::  Xb - Guardian  ::  Xisuma - Hermit Crab  ::  Zed - Clownfish ::  Cleo - Zebrashark

*drawn sizes are not to scale

long story short someone (@kitsunespawz) mentioned fish-ificating hermits in discord right after i woke up and all of my neurons fired at once. and ive now spent all day drawing all the hermits as mermaids.

i. fucking love fish. i apologize for nothing except for the above mentioned who i stole this idea from. im very sorry.

full canvas down here. colored and uncolored

[perryrata]

Don't know if anyone else has asked this yet, but what are all your design hcs for the Hermits + Lifers? I'm curious from seeing your designs

Okay. Now we are going to be talking about some very strong opinions:

BILBY PEARL. I go absolutely mad for bilbies.. SO NOW YOU PUT IT ON THE AUSTRALLIAN!?!

Bdubs- must. creature. And the absolute shortest! AND MUST HAVE PONY TAIL.. you get it? Cause- cause of the hor-*dies*

Impulse- Imp! But with gold schtuff

Skizz- this man is hairy. And a dove! I understand the Angel and Demon complimentary designs with those two but I just prefer bird. Also he skipped leg day.

Hermitcraft X Grian - SNAIL ‼️‼️😼

Games other than Minecraft - Grian and Gem get glasses <3

Hermitcraft X Gem - Atlantic Sturgeon! <3

Life series Gem - MOOSE. MOOSE!

Tango - Fire Jerboa thingy!

Mumbo - one of the taller ones and thin! This man is such a wet cat I can picture him drawn as a disgruntled stick cat. He is more pathetic than soggy paper. /silly

Scar - He has leg hair and armpit hair a hundred percent. ALSO leg braces whenever possible!❤️

Ren- any dog that is medium or large, but not extra large like some mastiffs or Great Dane.

Jimmy and Martyn - I’m seriously leaning to just doing golden retrievers for them now.

Etho - arctic fox with his big puffy jacket! Maybe he has iron on patches of the mother land and Heinz beans?

Joel - Definitely a tanuki in hermitcraft X but everywhere else I’d say raccoon. (It makes no difference in my design)

Cleo - clearly a zombie, But you need some freaking cool eyes for her, she deserves it.

Doc - we need that goat body on that man. AND HIS MECH EYE IS A GOAT EYE!!!

Zed - sheep. Don’t even.

Big B- I’m really thinking Newfoundland dog for him ngl. He’s just chill like that and then HE CAN DIG MORE HOLES. but definitely creaking for wild life

Joe - he needs his mullet and glasses. DO NOT PLAY WITH ME. And juppet dearly beloved ❤️ he’s so silly.

Lizzie - house cat! (But man I didn’t do that 😔)

Keralis- if you don’t draw him with big cartoony eyes, don’t ever speak to me. /j

I really don’t have anything for X, False, Jev, Hypno, XB, Wels, Beef, Cub, or Scott 💔(AND ANYONE ELSE IVE PROBABLY FORGOTTEN 🙏)

[rapidwaterzzz]

random hermitcraft/ life series headcanons cause my brains rotting over both ;^)

OVERALL:

- after each life series all the members come back to hermitcraft and throw some form of a house party

-no one rlly dies on hermitcraft, they just tend to gets lots of injurys(broken bones, sprains, concussions, all the fun stuff)

- they definitely have an infirmary there somewhere

-each smps like a city, for example hermitcraft and empires smp r neighboring cities

INDIVIDUAL:

- Joel, Grian, and Jimmy are all siblings cause i said so

-grians oldest, joels middle, jimmys youngest

i imagine a good majority of them played some sport/ activity before coming to hermitcraft so heres some cause idk y this has been plaguing me:

bdubs: volleyball, golf

cub: some form of student council maybe??

doc: golf, lacrosse (definetly js whacks ppl w his stick)

etho: ice hockey, lacrosse

false: field hockey, track

gem: field hockey, wrestling, lacrosse

hypno: hockey

iskall: wrestling

scar: student council w cub (convex ;))

grian: tennis

jevin: football, wrestling

impulse: football, shotput

joehills: yearbook/ newpaper club(idk i get the vibe)

keralis: soccer,gymnastics(i could see him js doing a roundoff backhandspring out of nowhere dw abt it)

mumbo: golf, photography club

pearl: swimming, cross country

rendog: THE theatre kid

skizz: football, basketball, baseball

smallishbeans: soccer, volleyball, baseball

stress: cheerleading, wrestling, volleyball

tango: baseball

beef: lacrosse, football

wels: volleyball, golf

xb: swimming

xisuma: golf

zed: some form of a science club,

cleo: field hockey, softball

bigb: swimming(idk i get the vibe)

inthelittlewood: theatre kid, soccer

lizzie: field hockey, cheer, lacrosse

smajor: cheer, golf

solidarity: soccer, tennis

these could go for a highschool au or anything but i imagine they did these in highschool and then move to “hermitcraft city” or smth and they still like practice all these andn stuff

monthy hangouts are set up by the magic mountain group, usually consisting of movies and games(always sleepovers at someones base)

cleo is the best cook on the server,she host bi-annual seever wide dinners (w the help of beef and false for cooking)

bdubs and joel draw out there bases together, only time youll see them not beefin w eachother

the redstoners r covered in burn marks due to redstone lighting at wrong times or js blowimg up

cub and xisumas are the servers doctors, running the infirmary if needed

if a hermit gets a cast, crutches, a boot, splint, etc, gem, bdubs, keralis, skizz, and stress make it a goal to decorate it as much as possible(they have a competition to see who can get it done first)

after parties, xisuma, impulse, hypno, and false are usually the ones to make sure everyone gets home, being “designated walkers”(they dont drink so they can walk everyone home)(no idk where im coming up w this stuff either)

team zits definitely have movie marathons weekly(they play uno to decide who picks the series)

mumbo and grian love watching dance moms(holly is mumbos fave, kelly is grians fave)

doc, etho, beef, and gem play eachother in lacrosse all the time, getting way to agressive each time (always some form of an injury outcome)

jevin is a weirdly good baker, makes the best cakes(taste and decoration)

pearl is rlly good at anything art related (loves painting/ drawing other hermits doing whatever)

ren makes the server put on plays (hes director and the main character in every one)(hes hires whatever hermits he can get to also act in them)

75% of the times tango sneezes, something catches on fire (theres fire extinguishers everywhere imaginable)

xb is the fastest swimmer on the server by a landslide, every hermit has tried to best him but he always wins by atleast 2 seconds

zed collects little trinkets, and leaves them in peoples bases as gifts

[bucket-of-amethyst]

HELLO MINERS AND CRAFTERS GOOD TIMES WITH SCAR HERE FOR HERMIT-A-DAY MAY DAY 11

This one has been a long time coming dslgkj. Scar is, well, a big Mutt! More specifically, I wanted him to be a choco Lab (for the sillies), Husky (for the drama), German Shepherd (for the strength) mix!

I feel like i will regret picking this wheelchair for his design but i have to admit it looks pretty cool dfljfdh

✨ My commissions are open check it out if you’re interested! ✨

🐶More puppers: 

Jog / Pixl / Porl / SoupGroop / Tango / Zed / Grian / Skizz / Cleo / Jimmy / Jev-Stress-Wels / Doc - Doccy / Mumbo / Bdubs / False / Etho / Iskall / XB

[shepscapades]

OTHER DRAWINGS

This is an extension of the DBHC Masterpost.

The links below contain art that have collections of dbhc characters and aren't necessarily relevant to any specific character's narrative. I will do my best to update these extensions of the Masterpost with every new major post I publish, so feel free to keep checking this original post (not reblogs, which will not retain edits) for new content!

As mentioned in the base Masterpost, the below links are organized in NARRATIVE CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER, not by the order in which they were posted/published. ♪ = This symbol next to any of the links below refers to posts or drawings that were made inspired by music (in most cases, music from dbhc characters’ playlists)!

POST LIST

Hermit a Day May features most of the dbhc cast! #HermitaDayMay

[x] Xisuma, Ren, and Bdubs’ Reactions to Deviancy Ask Doodle [x] Valentines Assortment, Including dbhc ranchers and ethubs [x] Pre-Deviant Mumbo and Decked Out Tango Design [x] [x] [x] Decked Out Doodle Collections [Bdubs|Tango|Etho|Hypno|False|Doc|Xisuma|Zed|Gem|Grian|Ren] [x] Secret Life Doodles [Etho|Bdubs|Cleo] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] Trick or Treat Doodles– Previews and Sketches [Etho|Bdubs|Xisuma|Doc|Tango] [x] Large Collection of DBHC Secret Life Doodles[Etho|Mumbo|Skizz|Tango] [x] ♪ Hermitgang [Doc|Wels|False|Impulse|Xisuma|Ren|Mumbo] [x] RvB ref: AI… What’s the A Stand For? [Scar|Doc] [x] [x] [x] DDLC DBHC ???? [Etho|Bdubs|Joel|Ren|Cleo|X|Doc] [x] Xisuma Featured in my 'Characters I like' drawing meme! [x] Wild Life Begins! [Jimmy|Ren|Bigb|Lizzie|Martyn|Joel|Skizz|Cleo|Gem|Mumbo|Bdubs|Etho] [x] Sillies and Sleepies! [Skizz|Impulse|Etho|Tango|Doc|Xisuma|xb|keralis|bdubs|grian|mumbo] [x] New Years Kisses! [Ethubs|Docsuma|XBralis|24hels|Grumbo] [x][x] Third Life Sillies! [Joel|Lizzie] [x] Valentines Day 2025! [Grumbo|Doscuma|xbralis|Ethbs] [x] Hermitgang Bootyshorts [doc|wels|false|impulse|xisuma|ren]

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

The Hermits have a big Winter dinner like a family dinner, everyone comes, and everyone brings a dish or multiple dishes, always something from their culture.

A few examples of what certain Hermits bring:

Etho brings Sweet berry juice, salas and pie,

Bdubs brings Glow berry Salad and Glow berry pie, the Hemrits were slightly concerend if his dishes would be too simalur to Ethos but Glow berries are surprisingly sour as the they found out.

Xisuma makes Courses fruit sauce, roasted shulker and coures flower cakes.

Tango always brings Smoked Hoglin, its big and flavour full and only three other hermits can eat it, Pearl, Grian and Impulse due to them not being able to taste spice like the other Hermits. If anyone else tried to eat it, they would die on the spot (Scar tried it they know it's true)

XB brings Seaweed salad and a lovely assortment of smoked fish

Whatever Mumbo brings is always covered in Redstone. Tango, Etho, Zed and Doc eat it claiming that its fine sometimes Redstone gets in their mouths when working its not that bad (None of them want to admit that they eat it as a snack, Impulse takes a small portion he doesn't like the taste of redstone as much as the others)

Speaking of Impulse, he always brings Devilled eggs AL-WAYS.

Now on to the real fun one.

It's Joel's first big group dinner where he's excepted to bring something, he doesn't want to bring any Ogre dishes as there a bit of an acquired taste, so he decides to do a 180 and bring Fae dishes that he often makes with Lizzie.

Lizzie loves this so they get to work making deserts planning on making 1 or 2 except they end up making 38.

Every time their half way through one they think of another they like start making it then repeat until 38.

So Joel sneakily loads up the desert table and see that its a lot fuller than what their used to, so everyone who contributed to desert talks about what they brought to figure out where all this came from.

Etho, Bdubs and X say their usual, Pearl says she made a Pavlova, Skizz very happily announces he made an Angels food cake, and so on untill their left with the 38 deserts, thats when Joel very proudly announce that he and Lizzie made them.

This does two things 1) It baffels the Hermits because what? Joel made 38 deserts with Lizzie what? and 2) Marks him as a Desert man, someone they can go to to get good quality sweets.

Everyone leaves with at least one desert and Joels ego grew 3 sizes that day.

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[arekkai]

Hermittober Day 31: Finale !!!

Thank you everyone who supported me through this !! It really was a challenge BUT it was really fun !! WOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

List of OG posts by row!

1st- Bdubs - Cub - Doc - Etho - False - Gem

2nd- Scar - Grian - Jevin - Impulse - Joe - Keralis

3rd- Mumbo - Pearl - Ren - Skizz - Joel - Tango

4th- XB - Xisuma - Zed - Cleo - Hypno - Iskall

5th- Stress - Beef - Wels - Lizzy - Martyn - Jimmy

[promptlist]

(Updated due to recent events)