#skittles speaks

[itsonlyteenagewasteland]

I SEE FALL OUT BOY TOMORROW THIS IS NOT A DRILL IM FREAKIBG THE FUCK OUT

[himbotiem]

I’m so glad that the fic authors on tumblr have picked up Ken like a stray cat and wrote fics abt him bc ao3 is DRY

[rhetorical-conscience]

Regulus: That's ridiculous, Potter doesn't have a crush on me.

Dorcas: Yes he does.

Barty: Yes he does.

Pandora: Yes he does.

Evan: Yes he does.

Remus: Yes he does.

Lily: Yes he does.

Marlene: Yes he does.

Random portrait on the fourth floor: Yes he does.

James: Yes I do.

[sexymoonmansslut]

regulus mf black

i love him your honor. my bbg.

[vxserii]

barty crouch jr is “fuck it we ball”

and even rosier is “yolo”

yes, there’s a difference & yes, they’ll get defensive if you mix it up

[viviandarkbloombartylusversion]

Someone please give me undiagnosed schizophrenic pandora rosier in the 70s (and possibly ocd or aspd evan rosier)

[accio-sriracha]

Headcanon that if the Marauders and Co raised Harry, Neville, and Luna they would all be multilingual to the point of absurdity.

Like think about how many languages all of their weird fucking aunts and uncles speak?

They have Punjabi, Italian, French, Welsh, Gaelic, etc...

The adults never took the time to learn all of them because why would they?

But the kiddos grew up around it and obviously adapted to learning each one individually.

So now you have a chaotic trio running around hogwarts at eleven years old screaming at each other in their parent's mother tounge and every-fucking-one else's.

Genuinely like eight different ones.

They take a language class just to fuck with the teacher (and sometimes correct them)

Gods I love Marauders and Co raising Harry with my whole soul.

[starlittragedies]

some people may think that since pandora was the quiet, kind, yet eccentric ravenclaw out of the bunch that she is what was to be considered as the heart of the pantheon. that she was the soft spot, that she was the one everyone rallied around and protected…

and to some extent, that is true. the pantheon would die for another. but the heart of the group that everyone fights for to keep it beating is none other than regulus arcturus black.

regulus was the one they all vowed to protect.

regulus was the one who has started the friend group by befriending barty and dorcas and introducing him to his childhood friends evan and pandora.

regulus was the one who gave barty his first hug.

regulus was the one who encouraged pandora to be eccentric and lived as she wanted as people should not have a say on how she chooses to spend her time.

regulus was the one who fought tooth and nail for dorcas to be part of the slytherin quidditch teams as the captain didn’t want her at first due to her gender and blood status.

regulus was the one who held evan in the middle of the night after one of his nightmares and he cannot bare to go to sleep alone.

and now regulus is the one who is face down on his bed, breaking down his walls, sobbing after seeing his brother (who had left a few weeks ago) who just turned away after seeing him in the hallway.

all of his friends surround him… all of them hating the idea that they couldn’t protect him from this inevitable heartbreak leading to two of them to start thinking about murder and the other two thinking about how they would rather have regulus chew and spit their heads out than him crying.

loosely based on this tiktok

[friends2go]

GUYS MCLENNON HAS OFFICIALLY BREACHED CONTAINMENT

[stars-and-leather]

"You with the dark curls, you with the watercolour eyes, you who bares their teeth in every smile,"

But its Regulus Evan and Barty

[itsonlyteenagewasteland]

i made a thing

what a match, i’m half doomed and your semi-sweet

-disloyal order of the water buffalos by fall out boy

[all-too-unwell-13]

hi i'm bored so here's what i think marauders era characters would think about taylor swift 😙😙

(this is a part 1 with the marauders + valkeyries)

the marauders:

james - i don't think he'd have much of an opinion her tbh. i can see james listening to shake it off REGLIGIOUSLY, but other than some more tracks from 1989?? not much 🤷‍♀️

sirius - i genuinely don't think he'd care much for taylor at all. her music isn't his thing, but eventually remus would convince him to listen to some of speak now and i think he'd like 'haunted (taylor's version)' as well as 'mine' and a few other sappy love songs from some other albums that he associates with remus <3

remus - folklore is HIS ALBUM, okay? he listens to it daily, sometimes listening to evermore as well. remus prefers her softer, more lyrical music (this includes songs like 'new years day' as well as even 'dear reader' bc he'd relate a lot i think!!)

peter - like sirius, peter doesn't really listen to her music, and therefore doesn't have any opinion on her music. but if anybody turns her music on, he won't turn it off bc he does vibe with some songs (mainly the popular tracks, because i don't see him properly listening to a lot of her discography because he just prefers other music)

the valkeyries:

lily - the og swiftie of the entire friend group. she listens to taylor swift religiously and LOVES folklore (she was the one who introduced remus to her music and that album), as well as reputation (bc who doesn't, honestly?). her favourite songs from folklore are 'the lakes' and 'invisible string' !!

mary - forced swiftie i fear (she likes to joke that lily makes her listen to taylor all the time, but really mary also enjoys the music). she's a huge fearless tv girl and her favourite songs are 'the way i loved you' and 'jump then fall,' not just bc she might relate to either, but she just likes them!!

marlene - doesn't love taylor's music, but wouldn't turn it off if it came on 🤷‍♀️ she spends a lot of time listening to it bc of lily and mary, so she knows a lot of the lyrics, but she wouldn't listen to it herself, if yk what i mean!!

[labyrinthhofmymind]

no one else is saying it so i will-

severus snape being apart of the slytherin group of friends (the slytherin skittles or whatever you wanna call them) is actually really interesting and kinda cool and could open up so many friendships and relationships and IM HERE FOR IT

[rhetorical-conscience]

Barty: Wait, I thought you guys were dating.

Regulus: What? No. Why would you think that?

Dorcas: To be fair, I also thought you two were dating.

Regulus:

Evan: Raise your hand if you thought James and Regulus were dating.

Everyone: *raises their hand*

Regulus:

Regulus: James, put your hand down.

[hydrasaura]

Super robot monkey team hyperforce go! ~background/scenery appreciation post ~

[viviandarkbloombartylusversion]

Regulus is the type to have a crush on a male teacher who's 40+ and say the most outright insane things about him that nobody would ever expect to come out of his mouth