#six the musical headcanons

[cavernfullofexistentialdread]

Catalina’s according to the anamatics in my head (and according to dialogue ig)

Catalina during Don’t Lose Ur Head: NOT HAVING ANY OF ANNE’S SHIT!! EYES ROLLING!! LESS FUCKS TO GIVE THAN ME ACKNOWLEDGING HENRAT!! DOESN’T WANT TO BE THERE!!

Catalina during Heart of Stone: While somewhat jealous that she didn’t have to deal with anything, she really doesn’t care about it. She has a (sort of awkward/begrudging) cup of tea with her at worst and I’m pretty sure they’re a tired dad/mom friend pairing at best

Catalina during Get Down: WINE AUNT VIBES STEP UP AND COMPETITION STEP DOWN (for just a sec) They get drunk together and talk gossip material girl slay queen Stan twitter energy. It’s just instinct idk y

Catalina during All You Wanna Do: Everyone is incredibly passive in this song. They are only supporting vocals as Kat is truly all alone. But from the actress’ general reactions she’s like “oh my god… my shitty marriage lasted longer than your life” she’s crying puking Lina is in tears with the rest of us

Catalina during I Don’t Need Your Love: Once again Stan twitter Beyonce vibes with this one. But more refined and elegant if that makes sense. Definitely probably acts as Cathy’s hype team and definitely packs her lunches. That girl has 0 charm -1000 charisma she needs some encouragement NO ONE is listening to her nerd smh smh

[oddsapphic]

Anne : In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law.

[mochiiikko]

Drop some trauma headcanons for our favorite dead tudor queens >:)

 𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 !

Trauma, like bad shit crazy trauma/j, angst, ofc

↳ Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anna of Cleves, Kathryn Howard, Catherine Parr

Catherine of Aragon

☆ Mentally stable who

☆ Abandonment issues

☆ Completely believes the other queens will ditch her if she's not perfect enough

☆ Also generally fears being alone

☆ And any and all pains in her abdomen

☆ There's a common rule not to let any stomach virus reach her

☆ It got put in place after she got in a complete state of panic, believing she would die again.

☆ Can not be left in the house alone without her mind resorting to when she was imprisoned

☆ It terrifies her

Anne Boleyn

☆ The 'chaos gremlin' thing is a front

☆ She got killed for (among other things) being smart and standing her ground

☆ Continously afraid of doing or saying the wrong thing

☆ Corrected Aragon on something once, terrified to look her in the eyes for weeks

☆ Probably smartest person in the house, absolutely terrified of it

☆ Has spirals where she'll do anything the queens ask, her inobedience was another reason for her dearh

Jane Seymour

☆ Common hc, but terrified of illnesses

☆ Even the slightest headache will send her spiraling

☆ Similarly to Anne, has spirals where she'll do anything the queens ask

☆ But she'll be incredibly quiet and reserved, attempting to stay in their shadow

☆ She's extremely motherly, even if she's among the youngest

☆ She never got a chance

☆ Doesn't share om her opinion much, afraid it start a fight

Anna of Cleves

☆ Incredibly insecure

☆ She knows many people in history compliment her on her looks, but when a king says it

☆ Terrified of people sneaking up on her, even if it's any back hugs

☆ There's an unspoken rule to never even slightly startle her

☆ Incredible fear of storms too, surprisingly the reason the queens are all togheter during thunderstorms

☆ almost opposite to what the show well, shows. She's rather humble and timid. Never having any force to anything she says or does

Kathryn Howard

☆ The obvious

☆ terrified of men, to the point of having to physically stick to one of the other queens

☆ catches herself sexualizing herself

☆ Or sugarcoating her expierences, trying to make them seem fun and pleasureful instead of gruesome rape

☆ Is the youngest, does not enjoy it

☆ Always feels like she has to prove she's a well capable adult, she's 19 for god's sake

☆ The thought of even trying a relationship with anyone terrifies her

☆ Most of her memories are painful blurs to her

Catherine Parr

☆ Very similair to Jane, actually.

☆ Terrified of illnesses as well, will also spiral at the slightest headache

☆ Keeps to themselves a lot, their opinion almost had them lose their head.

☆ Apologizes to Anne almost everyday, even if they had no idea what they were doing at the time

☆ Is technically part of mom club(tm), Never got to actually be a mom to their (bio) daughter. Deals with it differently from Jane, has trouble actually being motherly

☆ Terrified of the others keeping secrets from them, or not saying anything when their being annoying or anything

[bluechrysocolla]

More Six The Musical Headcanons Because A Few People Wanted Some

Once a week, Catalina sits in her room and makes a list of people she's annoyed with or frustrated with. Then, she speaks her mind on the subject as if they were in front of her (this can range from a calm 'i did not appreciate when you did this' to literally cussing them out lol). One time, Anne walked by her room a few hours after Catalina had been thinking about Henry and let's just say that Anne has never been more terrified or impressed with her in either of her lives than at that moment.

Anne once gave Kitty a shirt for her birthday that said 'Baeheaded Bitch'. Then, for Anne's birthday, Kitty bought her a matching one. They always make sure to wear them on the same day to show them off to the world.

Jane is dyslexic. This makes it hard for her to text so she texts in exclusively one word answers when she can. Whenever she has to say something long, Jane texts in a mixture of words and emojis. Jane has participated in more than one meaningful conversation over text using emojis and at this point the other queens are used to it.

Anna spends a crap ton of money on gifts for her friends. Like- she proper SPOILS them. When Kitty got her driver's license Anna bought her a car and Kitty passed out from how surprised she was.

(this next one about Kitty isn't gonna be super long and detailed, but I have a good two paragraphs concerning this in my Google Docs if anybody is confused and wants more clarification/wants to hear my thoughts)

When everyone first came back, Kitty liked Anne the least out of everyone. Growing up, she was always told about Anne in a negative light, her family using Anne as a warning to her and her sisters as to what would happen to them if they didn't behave exactly how they needed to. Because of this, Kitty thought badly Anne before she died (because this was something hammered into her since she was old enough to understand speech) and when they were brought back Kitty didn't like Anne very much until Anne proved that history had painted her in a negative light.

Cathy often wonders what happened to her Mary, seeing as there's almost no record of her life after Cathy died.

[crashing9against9the9walls]

How I would cast the characters of Six The Musical with Eurovision 2023 contestants (for funsies)

Catherine of Aragon - Blanca Paloma

Both are from Spain, I rest my case

Anne Boleyn - La Zarra or Teya

For La Zarra, Anne Boleyn did grew up in France before moving to England so that checks it out. For Teya, I think because 'Don't Lose Ur Head' would be fitting for her voice.

Jane Seymour - Alessandra or Monika Linkyte

For Alessandra, yeah... I was thinking about her high note when Jane Seymour popped up in my head. For Monika Linkyte, someone commented on my Facebook post on the Eurovision group about this that Monika would also be a good fit for Jane Seymour and I kinda see where they're coming from.

Anne of Cleves - Noa Kirel or Salena

For Salena, I think her parts in 'Who The Hell Is Edgar?' made me think of Cleves. As for Noa, her energy could match up with Cleves.

Katherine Howard - Mae Muller

Mae's fun personality, as we see on her TikTok and YT short videos, is the reason why I casted her as Howard. I think Mae could fully flesh out Howard if she was casted.

Kathryn Parr - Loreen

This one came out of the blue but I think Loreen is the best fit for Parr.

[bluboy404]

So when I was listening to Six Hundred Strike, all I could think about is just how overpowered Odysseus was in this so I thought of an idea that I personally like more.

I like to believe that Ares helped Odysseus. After seeing how much Athena cared about this little mortal, Ares decided to follow him around just to see why. He wants to see Odysseus make it back home to Ithaca for more bloodshed like Athena promised, but when he sees Poseidon beat Odysseus, he decides to use quick thought (or what Ares’ version is called, I genuinely can’t remember).

I feel like this explains why Odysseus ends up opening the wind bag, Ares wasn’t really thinking of the consequences and just knew Odysseus would need to to get out of the water.

I also find the wind bag jet pack to be odd, like I physically cringed watching the stream and couldn’t take it seriously, so instead I feel like wings made out of the clouds would be cool for Odysseus, specifically owl wings.

After Odysseus knocks Poseidon down, Ares leaves Odysseus mind. He thinks Odysseus will be fine to figure out how or convince Poseidon to call of the storm, what he doesn’t expect is as for Odysseus to torture Poseidon like that. He can’t tell if he should be proud or terrified because that was real rage.

Whether or not Ares continues to follow Odysseus around after is not yet decided but I feel like at one point he reveals himself to him and Odysseus is just confused on why so many Gods are watching him.

These are all my own headcanons because I absolutely love Six Hundred Strike and it’s probably my favourite song from the saga. Also I apologize if any of this is confusing, I’m really bad at explaining my thoughts and if you have questions please ask and I’ll try to answer.

[very-gay-poet]

bet the Vengeance Saga is going HARD at Camp Half Blood rn

[fantasy-nerdddd]

My headcanon about Six Hundred Strike: after the whole kebab Poseidon thingy, the sea just so happened to look muddy, as if someone's blood was mixed in. The fishermen caught close to no fish, especially in Ithaca. Which weirded people out since the place was known for its fish. No one could explain the lack of fish or the muddy, slightly redder waters. Dozens upon dozens of sacrifices were made to Poseidon in vain. People went around saying it was a sickness amongst the fish. Some said that a monster was roaming around killing everything. Most guessed that Poseidon was just furious for his own, slightly petty reasons. Though of course, no one voiced that last part. No one ever guessed that he was hurt by a mortal wielding his own trident

[malk-me]

HC The Olympians listening Epic: The Musical

Say, Apollo arrives on Olympus and, together with Hermes, presents this musical in progress. It's been two years, and no one can stand hearing about Ulysses and all the drama that came after one more time.

Imagine the reaction of each Olympian and how Athena feels the need to explain everything that was or wasn't true. However, when the last album came out, she didn't say anything about the Poseidon and Odysseus confrontation. Hey, she liked Six Hundred Strike. She could finally understand the poetic liberty that Apollo had tried to convince her of when they discussed "Ulysses vs. Odysseus."

And Poseidon? Well, storms and high tides have been common since October 31st.

The gods don't talk about the big elephant in the room, but Athena's smug smile and the scowl on Poseidon's face have been routine during any discussion.

[helpmeimblorboing]

You know what I hope turns out to be the case with Six Hundred Strike ?

I hope it was all a part of Poseidon’s plan. A Hail Mary Pass, to finally convince Odysseus that mercy and diplomacy are pointless and that Ruthlessness is the only way forward. Strip him of any lingering hope that he can talk his way out of this bind, and watch him fall to Ruthlessness as a final resort, watch him prove Poseidon right

If you want to add even more spice to it, maybe he knew that Penelope’s suitors were waiting on Ithaca. Maybe he knew that Ody would have to be truly ruthless in order to beat them all, not the wavering monstrousness he’s shown up to this point. Maybe that’s why he purposefully handed Odysseus a Catch-22, a situation where the only way out is ruthlessness

And as he points out in the song - he’s a god, it’s not like he can die. What does he have to lose, other than some time and a bit of pain ?

Either that, or Athena lent him part of her divinity as he sank beneath the waves (which would explain the 600 voices, and the glowing eyes). Or Zeus, who’s sick and tired of his brother’s spat with this meaningless mortal - the same spat that caused him to nearly kill his favorite daughter. Or Apollo, because Odysseus has had Apollo’s favor all along - the repeated usages of a bow, consulting Tiresias, and, of course, Apollo’s non-argument in God Games. Or Hera, goddess of marriage, for obvious reasons

You know why I hope that ? Because even if he assume Poseidon is enough of a good sport to be like “oh shucks, I guess I lose”, ZEUS ISN’T

We’ve seen what happens when Zeus’ pride gets challenged before in Epic canon. He fried his own daughter over it for fuck’s sake. Do you really think he won’t take Odysseus, a MORTAL, torturing not just a major god but his BROTHER, personally ?

Because if I’m wrong, and it really was all unplanned and unaided, Ithaca is about to be a smoking ruin. Zeus is NOT going to let this display of insolence go unpunished, especially since it makes him look bad.

(Also, let’s not forget. Ithaca is a fucking island. Forget Zeus - what do you think POSEIDON is going to do once he registers the gravity of this offence ?)

(Also, I’m not even going to touch the buzzing wasp-hive that is discourse about whether Odysseus should even have been ABLE to defeat one of the bigger gods powerless when he needed moly to beat a minor goddess before, but having the aid of one or more gods, or having Poseidon purposefully pulling his punches, would certainly explain that)

[dasiesanddarkness]

there's this guy at my parents church that can play like thirteen different instruments because his job has him travel a lot and when he goes to new places he finds new instruments and buys them and gets locals to teach him how to play and honestly thats so Wylan Van Eck of him

[cavernfullofexistentialdread]

Since you've done Anne and Cathy already…Katherine Howard hc's？

I'm also bored you can ask me about my hc's too！

Well since both you and @thesixthrandomuser asked for Kat then your wish is my command!

-Kat is probably the 2nd tallest, only a few inches below Lina

-She prides herself on stuff like makeup and hair dye. Although she can’t do anything more complicated than a ponytail or a simple braid, that is Jane’s job after all (NATALIE’S SALON-)

-Lives, breaths, thinks Pinterest

-In super hell (Stan twitter) and has lot’s of social media accounts. All ranging from personal, business (she runs the official musical’s account), Stan pages, and update blogs about each of the queens

-No seriously she is their entire online presence besides like… the queen’s personal account. Runs all the best instagram lives. Although being on the internet has forever changed her psyche

-Runs an online book club that dishes out a book or two every month and then they all read it together and discuss it

-Know how to play the flute, possibly piano but I’m debating whether she should know piano or violin. Currently teaching Jane how to read sheet music!!

-Her amazing wordplay isn’t limited to musicals! She’s the cooler version of Jane’s puns and dad jokes lol

-Not allowed in the kitchen unless supervision. ESPECIALLY WITH ANNE OR ANNA

-Cathy’s one true ally and if everything else fails she’ll go to her. If Anna/Anne are teasing her to much? Go to Kat! Cata and Jane are busy? Go to Kat! Need someone to spew out all her brain rot too? Kat is just as drenched in ✨the brainrot✨

-Speaking of brainrot, into Harry Potter and probably reads fanfic

-Knows about Cathy’s ao3 account (she isn’t supposed to)

-Is the only one who knows how to properly use slang

-ACTIVE FAN OF VOUGING AND IS INVESTED in Rupaul’s drag race (she watches it with Lina and trust me the drama and gossip is JUICY)

-Hates men (duh I mean who tf doesn’t /j)

-Probably huddles herself next to at least one of the other queens when they go out due to habit. While the other’s assure her no one is after her or coming to take her away from them, she always has this kreeping anxiety that someone is watching and/or stalking her

-It isn’t that strong of an anxiety but small triggers can bump it up, this also applies to death day stuff…

-But besides that she’s a happy go lucky VERY (not really) NORMAL YOUNG WOMAN!

-Independent badass Kat who?

KK THATS ALL PLS SHARE LINA HC’s WITH ME!! 🤩🤩🤩

[nine-is-not-a-ten]

the crows' music tastes

kaz: R&B, but keeps it deeply secreted

inej: R&B, introduced it to kaz and knows he likes it

wylan: heavy metal, he hums it while he bakes cheesecakes

jesper: k-pop (can you imagine his little kpop dancing AHHH)

nina: old school rock, is a proud record-player owner

matthias: EDM, but he screams during the curse words

[mochiiikko]

hc on how clevarr get together?

TY ANON

𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 !

Clevarr, confession stuff, gay gay homosexual gay, fluffy as shit, they're disasters i love them <3

↳ Anna of Cleves, Catherine Parr, Other queens mentioned, Ladies mentioned

☆ "When's the wedding?"

☆ "We aren't even-"

☆ Anne is tired of the eye fucking

☆ The others see how obviously they like eachother before they do

☆ Anna is the first one to realize her feelings and she freaks out

☆ Went from hating this person, to mildly disliking them, to toleration, to friends, to best friends and now she's in love

☆ Freaks out to Kate about it and Kate's just

☆ "Been knew."

☆ Catalina gets tired of her goddaughter being so oblivious and outright asks if they're in love with Anna

☆ "No? I just really- Oh shit, yeah i think. Fuck i think i am."

☆ Start looking for every possible excuse to be together

☆ There's a reason they share their dressing room

☆ There's even more eye fucking and heart eyes now please for the love of god help Anne

☆ Even Joan's tired of it by this point

☆ Specifically tired of the eye fucking during the "Catherine, Babes, your turn." Line

☆ They continously die in each other's presence it's kinda funny

☆ Anne and Catalina get SO tired they decide to get them together themselves (they drag Maria and Maggie into it too)

☆ None of it works

☆ There's two confessions actually

☆ One is when Cathy was out with some friends

☆ And they come home piss fucking drunk

☆ Anna is very amused, but helps them upstairs to their room and makes a mental note to make a hell off a hangover feast for them in the morning

☆ Right as she walks out there's a slurred "I love you."

☆ Anna dies

☆ She doesn't mention it again bcus Cathy does not seem to remember anything from that night at all

☆ The second is the real "ok we're dating now."

☆ Anna is terrified of thunderstorms

☆ Yeah geuss what happens

☆ Cathy's first to arrive to keep her company the others see them together and just walk off again because JESUS CHRIST-

☆ They end up cuddling and it's v sweet.

☆ Anna will forever blame her confession on being extremely tired at the time

☆ She doesn't mind what it did though

☆ "Cath, i th.. i know i like you." "What?" "I love you." "Oh. I love you too." "No, like i love you." "I know, i love you too."

☆ Anna goes insane/pos

☆ God they are DISASTERS/pos/pos/pos

☆ Scream at each other across the house

☆ Anna, in the shower : I LOVE YOU!!!

☆ Cathy, in the living room : I LOVE YOU TOO!!!

☆ Anna is the "I can't say no to you" to every single impulsive thought Cathy has ever

☆ Cathy is the "BITCH YOU ARE GORGEOUS" to Anna's several insecurities

☆ I love them dearly

☆ They make fun of how fanfic-y their entire relationship

☆ Stay over in each other's rooms just to be like "oh nooo there's only one bed oh noooooo"

☆ They <3

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Ted: [about Peter] I’ve done the best I could to raise you! Have I been perfect? No. Ted: Do I know anything about children? No! Ted: Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably! Peter: Ted: Where was I going with this? I had a point.

[thetiredprometheus]

absolutely adore the idea that Ody's red eyes are because Ares is helping him