#sister shenanigans

[nesta-is-autistic]

Feyre showing elain her drawings: your eyes are red because I ran out of brown

Elain: my eyes are blue

Feyre: .....

Feyre: now you tell me!!!

[stripedwolf88]

*me humming an anime theme song as I watch it*

My sister: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??? YOU'RE WATCHING ANIME??? STOP THAT.

*I hum louder and throw water at her*

Hehe.

[flurry-bace]

"Raphael's the yellow one. NO! The orange one."

- my bitchass sister

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

So, we’re dogsitting my aunt’s miniature poodle-something-or-other. Here’s a conversation my sister had with her this morning.

Dog: *Barks loud af at the window*

Sister: Dido, don’t be racist.

Now I don’t speak dog, but there’s two explanations for this. 1, my nine-year-old sister can speak to dogs, or 8, and slightly more plausible, there was a black or otherwise culturally different person walking down the sidewalk.

I’m choosing to believe that my little feral cat of a gremlin sister can speak dog.

[terrys-thomas-blog]

I was supposed to finished Skarloey and Rheneas' designs today but my sister kept dancing and distracting me with music so slight delay

[incorrectcoralislandquotes]

Suki: hey Alice- whaaaaat's up?!?

Alice: I'm... sitting in a pool of blood?

Suki: is it...your blood?

Alice: yeah I think so.

Suki: Do you know where it's coming from?!

Alice: probably the stab wound.

Suki: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!?!?

Alice: oh yeah definitely

[swirly-pink-lemonade]

Sister shenanigans

[1shouldbedoinghomeworknow]

I was listening to Montero and suddenly she started yelling her name.

It took a moment for me to realise what she was doing

[chloesimaginationthings]

An important FNAF question, why is Michael purple?

[flurry-bace]

to quote me sister: "yeah, but if it's a stupid reason i ain't snitching, but i ain't helping"

Do you know anyone who would actually help you cover up a murder/hide the body?

there’s a lot of jokes about it but if it ever came down to it they wouldn’t

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

Talk (Silence)

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Danny has gotten used to not having to watch what he said as the years went by.

In Amity everyone basically knew he was Phantom and just treated it as normal, and he had already told his parents what had happened,

They did a total 180 on their opinions, now chasing after ghosts to question them about everything they could squeeze out of them.

They were very proud of Danny too, often helping him with their technology.

Having said that he got used to not watching what he said in Amity, everyone knew so why bother right?

Unfortunately he was not in Amity

He was in Gotham visiting Jazz, who had moved for University.

They were currently in a cafe catching up, talking as their used to.

Not realizing that their conversation without context sounded very worrying.

~

Jazz: " So how are mod and dad?"

Danny: "Oh you know the usual, they're making new weapons, hopefully this time they wont target me, getting shot sucks, but I prefer it over getting electrocuted "

Jazz: " Good luck!"

(TOPC)The other people in the cafe: What the fuck

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Danny: " Vlad keeps putting cameras in my room, so I went and confronted him about it again, I don't care that he's the mayor! "

Jazz: " He really needs some therapy"

Danny: " He's a fruitloop, he's beyond help"

TOPC: *concerned side eye*

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Jazz: "You know I was a bit more worried about the criminals here, but honestly weak, I miss actual competent villains"

Danny: "I told you!"

TOPC not sure if they should be offended or wary of where they live

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Jazz: " You know I kinda miss the food back home"

Danny: "What that it would come back to life and fight you to the death?"

Jazz: " I mean that too, but I was talking about the taste"

Danny: " Oh yes the chemically contaminated food really has some extra flavor compared to this" *gestures at his plate*

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Danny: " I went to the park to play with Cujo and got kidnapped and they almost cut me in half"

Danny/Jazz: "Typical Friday!"

TOPC recording on their phones to make sure they're not hallucinating, someone is live tweeting.

~

Just an Idea

[the-annoying-asexual]

Dick calling Jason: do I cook the pudding

Jason: hello to you too?

Dick: yeah yeah hi. I am making trifle for the JL Christmas party so do I cook the pudding? You always helped Alfred in the kitchen.

Jason: what does it say on the box

Dick: uhhhh instant pudding

Jason: there are instructions on the box what do they say

Dick: beat 3 cups of milk and pudding mix for 2 minutes will be set in 5?

Jason: there’s your answer

Dick: so I don’t cook it?

Jason: no you bought instant pudding Alfred always buys cook and serve that’s why you’ve seen me cook it. Did you buy cool whip

Dick: BLASPHEMY of course not I bout heavy cream

Jason: you don’t have a stand mixer tho

Dick: yeah I’m just gonna use a fork

Jason: *snorts* good luck with that. Don’t burn anything down dickie

*click*

Next week at the manor

Jason: so did you get the cream whipped

Dick: I had Wally do it-SHUT UP

Jason: *giggling* your knight in crimson spandex

[dc-gotham-instincts-wild]

Headcanon that Bruce uses the term 'little one' with all the Batkids. It doesn't matter how old they get or how large in size they grow.

He even uses it on Jason. Jason allows this and secretly loves it.

Dick and Jason also both go 'I'm not so little anymore' many times when he does it.

Cass just grins and goes over to him whenever he does it.

Tim was surprised the first time Bruce called him that, back in Tim's Robin era. He eventually got used to it.

Steph complained that she wasn't little but secretly likes it.

Duke was surprised but got used to it.

Damian pretends to hate. Keyword pretends.

Dick, Jason and Cass also use it on Tim, Steph, Duke, and Damian all the time. Dick did it from the start. Cass started after a bit. Jason slowly started after a while, as he adjusted to being a big brother.

[flurry-bace]

MY SISTER TOOK PHOTOS OF OUR COUSINS’ CAT, MAC, AT 11 PM ISN’T HE ADORABLE

[shortnsweetsposts]

*Bat!reader and Tim getting a message from a mean girl back in Gotham high*

Bat!reader: Huh? Since when did she start texting us?

*Tim shrugged*: I dunno.

*They both open the message and gasped. It was a picture of one of their friends getting brutally rejected by her*

Bat!reader: What a witch!

Tim: And I was the one who told them to do it... I didn't know they were talking about her.

Bat!reader: Dang, I hope Bernard doesn't do the same thing to you.

*Tim started panicking*

Bat!reader: I mean-

*Tim started panicking even harder*

Bat!reader: Tim, calm down. I was totally joking Kind of. Bernard would never do that!

[retrobr]

how fucking ironic of charles saying 'you're not alone' and then being left alone by his loved ones