#sirius slaying

[cookihearts]

[that-bitch-kat3]

you know a wolfstar fic is good when you need to pull up google translate in another tab

[gloomyballerina]

“to the dark lord…” regulus wrote in his diary with pink glittery pen.

[gipitothefrog]

marauders era characters favorite color hcs

Sirius: green (but he'd say red bc he hates his family and slytherins)

James: red (obvi)

Remus: brown (chocolate, light academia, his sweaters)

Peter: orange (idk i just get like a vibe)

Lily: sage green (gay.)

Marlene: ALSO red (and she would also hate pink)

Mary: pink (ironically, she and marlene are best friends)

Dorcas: dark purple (i ALSO just get a vibe from her)

Pandora: any color from the sunset (she is the vibe)

Evan: blood red (for barty)

Barty: bone white (bc evan would make him bone necklaces)

Regulus: dark teal (like the color of the water that he drowned in </3)

[glassy-eyed-poet]

I am obsessed with the headcanon that James and Sirius snogged one time at a party in fifth year, so Reggie and Remus got together to make them jealous. (Alexa, play Better than Revenge).

[silence-between-seconds]

there's a thin line between being cunty and being a cunt. sirius black is that line.

[addsalwayssick]

what marauders characters do when they read smut in public

Remus Lupin: Cold face. You’d think he’s reading The Picture of Dorian Gray or something because he just doesn’t react. (inside he’s flipping out bc oh my goodness he’s acting so lovely towards her and that’s so cute and oh my gosh the aftercare it’s so nice and-“

James Potter: Hes 100% that friend that everyone thinks is so innocent but he’s actually reading Suspension, Impalement, Knife play smut on ao3. he has a straight face (he’s blushin a little tho)

Peter Pettigrew: verge of tears. crying.

Sirius Black: screams at it in a very loud high pitched voice.

Lily Evan’s: pretty straight face but she’s blushing a ton

Mary Macdonald: Her eyes are really wide and she is just shell shocked

Marlene Mckinnon: she’s giggling at it

Barty Crouch Jr: HES CACKLING AND SHOWING EVERYBODY AND HE WILL NOT LEAVE IT ALONE

Evan Rosier: He sighs and closes the book, throws it, and never picks it up again.

Pandora Rosier: same as james lowkey, except she doesn’t read hardcore smut but she’s for sure not innocent. she just reads the smut that comes up in normal romances.

Dorcas Meadowes: finds it funny, laughs at it. Everyone thinks she’s reading a funny part and they ask what it says and she goes “Oh so basically the guy just stuck his whole hand up her-“ “NEVERMIND.”

Regulus Black: everyone thinks he reads it with a straight face, but this man is blushing from head to toe, eyes wide, mouth agape.

[pearlynia]

Literally no one:

Me checking for my ao3 dead gay wizards fan fic update every 5 fucking minutes even tho I know damn well there would be none

[rewritingcanon]

my favourite animal is delphini riddle after she got asked what her tattoo meant

my favourite animal was harry potter after amycus carrow spat in mcgonagall

my favourite animal was harry potter after he and ron found ginny kissing all over dean

my favourite animal was hermione granger after she found ron kissing all over lavender

my favourite animal was albus potter after his dad had just disarmed delphini post-crucio-cursing scorpius

my favourite animal was scorpius malfoy after albus dropped the “i wasn’t a loser before i met you” line

my favourite animal was hermione granger after she fumbled ron to padma patil and became snape 2.0

my favourite animal was lily evans after james tried to ask her out mid-torture on her best friend

my favourite animal is sirius black in his mugshot tweaking out on the front page in poa movie

[marauderswolf22]

i would be so happy to see not a teens/young adults in the 21th century marauders era characters, but old them in th 21th century. think about them, with their careers big and like so many memory books with grandkids

[lemonlord1]

Y'all can't tell me that James Potter didn't have the sluttiest thighs ever and he would brag about them to Sirius. Like Regulus is secretly absolutely feral over them but he will never tell James

[swag696942069]

So I had a thought. Seamus Finnegan. His mams a witch.

WHERE IS SHE!?!?

SHES NOT TALKED ABOUT BY THE MARAUDERS FANDOM!! AND SEAMUS IS IRISH SO I HAVE TO ASSUME THAT HIS MUM IS ALSO, SO SHE SHOULD'VE GONE TO HOGWARTS!!

So heres my proposal; Tillie Finnegan.

Seamus' dad took her last name. She was a Hufflepuff in the year below The Marauders. She was dormmates with Emmeline Vance and Amelia Bones (I also headcanon them as Hufflepuff's in The Skittles year)

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

The day after a Slytherin party

Sirius: I mayyyy or may not have tried crack

Remus: …. Ok

Sirius (shaking): Last night. I don’t think I did. But if I did I liked it.

Remus (side-eyeing him): ……. Ok

[sketchyghost27]

Jack Black being the disowned older brother of Sirius and Regulus Black

[glassy-eyed-poet]

The canon couple that married and had kids ❌

Shipping one idiot with another idiot and making them fruity af ✅

[ddejavvu]

Microdosing vulnerability in front of my family and riding the high (cruel, raucous laughter from the entire table)