#sir what do you MEAN

[macbcth]

cheng xiaoshi: i love cooking!

the photo studio floor plan: *doesn't have a kitchen*

[hockeymarriage]

"I don't think he knows how to play."

John Tortorella on why Jaime Drysdale is important to the Flyers

[communistfries]

Some guy complimented my car and i have never been more suspicious

[niccolofares]

Still can't believe Eddie doesn't like Mole like who doesn't love Mole.

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

[sadagios]

double victory, was it? (it doesn't feel like one)

i saw a post about 3L!Grian meeting SL!Scar, but since SL!scar never died i figured he can't see any of the winners nor join them before the next session, and they appear before him as shadows. also, i thought 3L!Grian would be really happy to see a scenario where scar didnt die by his hand and actually won.

❀ bonus sketch ☘

[anyosu]

I can't live love laugh in these conditions horikoshi

[starry-storms]

The next Battinson movie has so much potential, but some of that being him coming to Alfred and saying "I made a friend" only for Alfred to turn around and see Bruce holding up a nine year old.

[ancient-art-of-craft]

Quilter's Dilemma

A phenomenon I made up where you have a talent that takes so much time to produce something, that you can't sell it anymore. There's a market for handmade quilts, obviously, they're beautiful and warm and wonderful, but no one would be willing to pay the amount of money that is required to properly compensate the artist.

I don't quilt, but the raw materials to make a couple of pairs of mittens is $70 for some nice wool. But the hours required to make them is roughly two seasons of Criminal Minds, and some Doctor Who episodes with my family. Those are 45 minute episodes. Minimum wage in my state is around $11.

No one is willing to pay several hundred dollars for a couple of pairs of mittens, no matter how warm and detailed they are. Especially if I'm not a master knitter, which I'm not, and they're bound to have mistakes in them.

So we loop back around to giving them as gifts, and instead ask nothing in return.

If someone gives you something they handmade this Christmas, cherish it.

[tinysluttywizardwaist]

✨ them ✨

[dnpg-hiatus-survivor]

the hard launch was actually when dan said he couldnt wear dangly earrings because phil is “clumsy” 🤨

[spirkbitch]

imagine hearing the line “I have been, and always shall be yours” and thinking ‘yeah these dudes are friends’

[fyllophobia]

[v10l3tz-thmblr]

Slow dance with you.

Now this is crazy with no heterosexual explanation. Told yall this would be my fruitiest art 😩

Oh and I think Espio should run !

[maniamajor]

just started the magnus archives. i'm sure nothing bad will happen to him :)

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[shitpostingkats]

So happy to file Klavier away under the category of "prosecutors who will just Say Shit"