#simple & raw

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[samijey]

♦️ mirrors

[usertoxicyaoi]

"Can you stop by and keep me company more often?"

4 MINUTES (2024). EPISODE THREE.

[copperrook]

Eugene? Twogene? Redgene? Bluegene?

I care not who he is, I want his robe.

So I made a pattern breakdown.

And honestly it looks simple enough to make, so I'm making it.

Edit: i made it.

[kyouka-supremacy]

I was thinking on the recent chapter, and I realized that the S1 ending song, 'Namae Wo Yobu Yo' is so connected to this chapter, and Shin Soukoku?? How else do you recognize somebody, without face or voice? It's one of my favorite openings, but it definitely reminded me even more of them, now the story has progressed even further, the parallels in the animation too, are so connected to the chapter!^^

Thank you, I will. Be thinking about this for the next six years.

[roninth]

Simply “Simple & Raw” denim

[transmechanicus]

Yipee hooray i ate one full meal today at 9pm after giving like a quart of blood to check my hormones and almost passing out on my walk home. Surely a few hours later i won’t already be-*

…Why am i hungers? 🤨

[the-poetmuriel]

Saw (2022)

I don’t think love is about taking turns to suffer Here:             I’ll cut myself for you Here, come on, pass me the knife We’re taking turns, look here, we’re sharing Here, come on, I’m reciprocating I thought you’d be happy I just want you happy, so here: Come on. Pass me the knife.

[gideonisms]

I become 300% more of both a lover and a hater when I'm on my period. just a time of the month when I have strong opinions I would say

[a-gay-bloodmage]

Day 6: When You Apply Yourself

(Leliana x Faelyn Tabris)

Faelyn Tabris is enthralled by everything that Leliana does. While talking with her new friend, Zevran, the topic of Leliana’s bardic talents comes up. While she isn’t initially sure if it’s the best idea, Leliana agrees to teach Faelyn a thing or two.

Written for the @loveofdragonage event!

[sweet-angeleye]

JHEA NATION WE JUST KEEP WINNING OMGGGALSKDNSKSB 💜💙

[noonewouldlisten25]

I just want ya'll to know I am gonna be damn near insuffrable when Rhea returns-

[empty-dream]

“You lied about one thing. You do have an attachment to life. Yeah, you love your wife. To you, her very existence makes life worth living, yes?”

[itspileofgoodthings]

remember when you hit the brakes too soon! twenty stitches in a hospital room! when you started crying baby I did too! but when the sun came up I was looking at you!

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Pinoy Pride Headcanons ft.Cherik

Charles ain't a sweet tooth himself but he does occationally eat some good 'ol Halo Halo. He is as well likes ube (cakes, rice cakes etc.) 'cause its reminds him of Erik (the color purple hehe)

Erik do enjoy Lumpiang Sariwa than Lumpia itself (IK CONTROVERSIAL BUT-)

Charles and Erik argue what Filipino dish is good between Sinigang or Adobo. But they settle with agree to disagree about it instead lol

They both hate Balot - Erik is mortified about it tbf

That's all for my goofy Pinoy Pride on your ask Snap :D

Im gonna keep it 100 if youre arguing sinigang to be better than adobo my friend you lost the second you opened your mouth LIKE SINIGANG DELICIOUS but adobo is grossly iconic

[a-s-levynn]

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