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nonbinarylesbianherb · 4 months ago
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"Disney is woke" and yet we didnt get canon wolverine x deadpool.. WOKE MY ASS, where's the onscreen gay sex NOW
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royaltea000 · 4 months ago
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he could not control the class 😔
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sh1zukarul3z · 1 year ago
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rule :3
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thebarrows · 4 months ago
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put them in a room together and no one will come out alive (●'◡'●)
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vampiresfromxenon · 1 year ago
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Astarion as silly Tumblr posts :) pt. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
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purrvaire · 1 year ago
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good omens season 2 + text posts I have on my phone (2/?)
pt. 1
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sigmalaussene · 9 months ago
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Top ten weird ways Oswald Cobbepot gets called in Gotham
As I was rewatching Gotham, I decided to write down every name that people in the show canonically call Oswald Cobblepot aka the Penguin. It was a wild ride. Please enjoy
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10. "Funny looking fellow"
(season one)
We start with a simple one. This isn't even an insult, it's just a fact. He is, indeed, a funny looking fellow. I'm pretty sure they say it more than once too.
9. "The Dapper Gangland Kingpin"
(season two)
This one it's just silly, especially since it was written on a newspaper. Just... that's weird ? Idk it's silly it makes me chuckle
8. "Yellow rat snitch"
(season one)
We start getting a little weirder. Why a rat? And, more importantly, why yellow???
7. "Stupid lame birdbrain"
(season four)
Just so mean. Especially since this scene it's his dumb husband making a room full of people chant it
6. "Golden goose"
(season one)
Right back to season one and it's incredible dialogue. This one is particularly amazing thanks to Oswald's reply to it, which was, of course: "Honk honk". I can't even start to describe that scene. It's a classic.
5. "Beaky nosed freak"
(season five)
Definitely the best nickname the last season had to offer. Like, you know that moment when a guy kills your bestfriend/girlfriend and you call him the silliest name you can think of? This is one of those times.
4. "Scaley faced bitch"
(season one)
This is the first one in the show, directly from the first episode. I am a firm supporter of calling men bitches when they deserve it, and he did, so I wholeheartedly approve this message. Adding the scaley face part just makes it more poetic.
3. "Sad little breadhead"
(season two)
This one from never fails. Imagine it delivered with the most condicending tone in the world. Just amazing. Makes me laugh every time.
2. "Fruitcake leprechaun"
(season two)
This. This is the one that started it all. It was thinking about this one that I decided that this rewatch I was gonna write down all the nicknames. I dont know if it has something to do with english not being my first language, so I don't have the background of the word "fruitcake" used as an homophobic remark, but this name is one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life.
1. "Limping little chickenbutt second banana"
(season one)
This couldn't not be on the first place. I am obsessed with the writers of this show, i want to get inside their brains. Because like what does it mean? How did they come up with this? I need to know every thought that crossed their mind for them to write this. This is art. This is poetry. Incredible. Amazing. Absolutely insane. Kudos to the actor who played Maroni because if they gave me that line I wouldn't be able to say it with a straight face.
Bonus:
(For the fans, he is also called "the only thing Nygma cares about". Just... you know, in case you forgot)
Some recurrent nicknames are: "Pengy", "Ozzie", "freak", "cockroach", "punk", bird related names (bird/birdman, feathered friend, chicken, turkey...) and "little"/"tiny" followed by almost anything (man, friend, dirtbag, bastard, creep, twerp, freak, weasel...)
Edit: i realize i didn't mention "Major Crumblepot" and that's on me sorry guys
His haircut is described as "disco vampire hair" at one point (another classic)
He is also called "specimen", which is really funny, and "dewdropper"?? for some reason I don't remember but it was in my notes and I couldn't ignore it lmao
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fexiled · 1 year ago
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sparkle on, it's wmob wmonday
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sneggley · 6 months ago
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This is exactly what Justin McElroy looks like.
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thejanisimiike · 4 months ago
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rejanis thru text (pt 2/?)
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(more parts - pt 1 / pt 3)
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misspoetree · 1 year ago
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Get it right, Porsche, Tankhun contains multitudes
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suntails · 1 year ago
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⚔️🦈
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pachirobi · 9 months ago
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This was probably a lot funnier in my head but sunk cost fallacy got my ass
[Original image]
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staiyn · 4 months ago
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remembered that I still got this
meet the pookie
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queefy-5-layer-burrito · 9 months ago
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(Astarion Disapproves)
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nonbinarylesbianherb · 3 months ago
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so people think I should’ve swapped house and wilson but what about this instead
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