#do you understand me?

[royaltea000]

he could not control the class 😔

[elbiotipo]

I hate Sharknado so much because it's a bad movie on purpose. And I LOVE bad movies, one of my favorite date ideas is to look for bad movies to watch and make jokes about, but bad movies are bad because they tried to do something good and they failed, they had an hilariously low budget, they're terrible sequels, or they're just B-movies and you can't tell they didn't care. That's what makes them bad, that's what makes them B-movies.

Sharknado is INTENTIONALLY bad and it's not even subtle about it. Which makes it boring because ironically, it's succesful at being bad. Bad movies are not succesful, they're so bad they're freely available at YouTube because nobody cares to copyright strike them because they're so bad. Sharknado is a parody, it's not even that good at it (it's way too overproduced ironically) not a sci-fi movie that failed at being good, which are the kind of bad movies I love watching.

I think the Sharknado sequels count as bad movies because they try so hard to be bad movies they fail at being good parodies and thus become truly bad movies, but a failed parody is the least fun kind of movie.

[goldenpinof]

such a fan of Dan just walking on stage. sexy.

[melodyofthevoid]

Gender and identity is too much work I want to be a concept

[asurrogateblog]

(grabbing you by the shoulders) no but do you understand? do you understand what I mean when I say that fame does NOT give you immortality, it makes you MORE mortal. if you do something that has a big enough effect on the world around you (like, idk, creating some of the most historically influential music ever made), now that event is not only fixed in this reality's timeline, but also in the timeline of every single fictional reality taking place on earth past the date of that event. your non-existence would now cause much larger butterfly effects than it would for the average person, so for those other 'realistic' fiction realities to still make sense, everything that happened to you leading up to that moment has to have happened in some way. and by that same logic, if you die, you die in more than just this universe. you have to die in all of the others too. so you are more dead than other people, not less

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

Ok but if Mehmed did kill Laia I want it to be the most heartbreaking, gut wrenching, angst riddled scene to exist you hear me.

I'm talking crime of passion, nose-to-nose, she's coughing up blood as he slowly realizes what he did, her reaching her hand up to his face and calling his name before dying; not Sultan, not şehzade, his name.

I want to be fucking broken do you understand me?

[queenjunothegreat]

Leo 🤝 Annabeth

I don't like those feelings so

I'm not gonna feel them.

[noknowshame]

I think if knee pain could be experienced as a taste it would be enjoyable. back pain would be too bitter and head pain would obviously be too sour but knee pain? knee pain would be savory and sweet, succulent yet gamey with hints of cherry. like veal.

[landscaping-your-mind]

hi hey guys uhm. maybe their dad just left. maybe their mom was just not well. and it's weird it's all caught up in night vale weirdness and palmer family weirdness and and and that is all there is to it at the same time. maybe their dad just left. maybe their mom just couldn't and didn't take care of them.

[memeadonna]

They're putting worms in our brains that turn the freaking istik ghaik.

[amoonandherwords]

You’re going to bruise that peach Alex, if you don’t stop playing with it. My  mother scolds me, swiftly swooping  in with her burning hands, taking the delicious fruit from me, and emphasising the need for gentleness with a swat to my arm. I stick my hands in my pockets,  believing the world to be kinder place  without my wandering fingers all-over it, leaving bruises where I only meant to  love

~ Alexandra Joan

[arcadianico]

qq is so persephone coded. to me

[wurm-food]

uh oh, the patterns. I am seeing them.

they should invite me to their gay ass slumber party.

[plutoniandraconian]

Gay frogs!!!

[telnaga]

and i do very much often wish i could skip ahead 5 years to when things are more in the swing and yet, today is 5 years from a time i wished that but the journey has been much more rewarding than wherever i am now, wherever i am now is empty in the same & different ways, outside of the path ive been taking which is the only structure afforded

[stratosbeans]

i gotta say. i may main fated. however. swordfish has gotta be one of my top 3 favorite ships of jrwi. i love those fish so fucking much