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Cady: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

Janis: We yell, 'oh shit.'

Cady: ...That'll work.

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Janis: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Damian, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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draw grumpy Regina

She’s being troublesome

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Damian: Why are we friends?

Janis: Poor decisions on your part.

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Regina George bazzongas meme

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She's stressed out

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Janis: Do we have any orange juice left?

Regina pours the remaining juice into their cup

Regina: Sorry, we’re all out.

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Regina raises her eyebrows

Janis: Put those back down!

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Janis, about Regina: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

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Janis: We’re getting married, bitches!

Regina: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Janis, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was Queen of the ducks.

Regina: I would, but then I would be lying to the Queen of All Ducks.

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Janis: What are you eating?

Regina: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Janis: I like you, don't I?

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2004 Rejanis