#silent bob x jay

[coolguyalert69420]

wdym the clerks series isn't a gay love story???!!! DID YOU WATCH THE MOVIES?!?!?!

[angelsprettycool]

was watching a video and i think tumblr needs to see this

[notfernintheslighest]

how to abide by the law of bros before hoes when bro happens to be my hoe?

[short666bread]

burning the candle at both ends

[gaydramedy]

every clerks film is just-

dante: man, I don't get paid enough for this shit. fuck my stupid baka life.

randal: I want you, dante

dante's other love interest: god, you're such a loser

jay: y'know I'd suck you off right here and now, silent bob. for free :P

silent bob: >:)

ben affleck: *in center frame to convey "it's me, ben affleck"* WoOAh!

[sleepipeep]

Some times I wish randal wasn't such a pussy and would just say "fuck it" and dip kiss dante like this

[hardliquorrr]

Another one of my bullshit crossovers

I decided against a background, so sorry I guess

[deanmafia]

Ok so I haven’t put any of my clerks content on here since 2023 so I’m gonna start with my newer stuff and then post older stuff :3

[vvixxverrlice]

IM SHAKING AND LOSING MY SHIT

[keppylo]

Okay im too tired to finish it rn so its just sketches of Jay and Silent Bob from diff movies Gosh i wish i can hang out with someone like Jay at this hard times

[wats-am]

Jay: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Silent Bob: You are my award. Banky: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Hooper: Yeah, you can be a real bitch.

[coolguyalert69420]

they want each other so bad. who am i talking about? that's for you to figure out :)

[angelsprettycool]

looking through the clerks bonus content and omg. look how they watch tv.

[odduwa]

I HAD TO DO IT///////////

[toogardencrusade]

Haven’t posted in here awhile so hi… this is just a silent Sharena art dump, I’m looking forward to making more of these sillies. I made a silent Sharena animatic (Sharena is my oc and is Silent bob’s Girlfriend) this animatic highlights how Jay and silent Bob met Sharena (I possibly might make them polyamorous I’m still thinking…..)

See they’re literally the cutest ever oughh 😭😭😭 anyways here is Sharena’s bio and I also used a relationship chart for them.

Name: Sharena Durán

Age: 23

DOB: July 19, 1975

Relationship status: taken, Silent Bob

Pet peeves: hates when Jay tries to make a move, doesn’t like to be ignored, hates loud noises, hates when people feel bad for her, and hates that she can’t tell whether or not silent Bob is mad at her or not because of his silence and his emotionless expression.

Sexuality: bisexual

Pronouns:she/her

Hobbies: crocheting, singing, scrapbooking, photography, flower picking, and hanging out with her boyfriend.

Love language: physical touch, food giving, talking about music, exchanging cigarettes, long talks about life, and smoking weed and making out

Lore: Sharena moved to America after middle school in ‘87 because her father had gotten a job opportunity in New Jersey and her family thought it was also time to upgrade their world experience and get Sharena into a good college. By 1992 she graduated and got a major for dermatology, she owned her own apartment and was in her little sisters band as a vocalist, called rotting rosebuds.

Ethnicity: hispanic

Origin of birth: Chile

And yes I had to add the comic version of bob, just look how silly he is 😔

[gaydramedy]

clerks is great because dante is pissed that his girlfriend was with 36 guys before him, while randal would probably carve their names into a tree and draw a heart around it. meanwhile, jay and silent bob are technically agents of god and owed royalty checks for doing fuck all