#clerks headcanon

[deanmafia]

Ok so I haven’t put any of my clerks content on here since 2023 so I’m gonna start with my newer stuff and then post older stuff :3

[heartfullofleeches]

That's the one that has the horny mannequin right? Or is that one different than store clerk?

Maybe???

I don't remember any of the yans I paired with Store Clerk Reader I just remember how feral they were behind the most customer friendly smile.

Yan Customer: E-excuse me, I can't seem to find the batteries. Would you be a dear and help me?

Store Clerk Reader: Can do! :) I will say, though, you come in here everyday asking the same exact thing so I must inform you that if you forget again I will be taking a hammer from the next isle over and caving your skull in to the degree not even dental records can help police identify your body! :D

Yan Customer: .....I want you.

[ooffmlsorry]

One Piece Men Driving (you around)

monster trio

A/N: I don't know a lot about Kid but I thought I'd give a shot anyway :I I'm really sorry if he's OOC

LAW

Would make a great get away driver honestly, like he genuinely has a great understanding of driving/the road and hardly ever gets lost and he knows you think that's hot

He drives SO FAST like WHERE ARE YOU GOING??? This man actively considers the speed limit a challenge

For that reason he's either always early or on time to pick you up...but somehow suspiciously late getting you home 😉

8/10 times he's in charge of the music, it depends on your taste and his mood honestly. If you don't have the same music taste, he'll grin and bear it because he loves you, really you're torturing this man

Yeah he drives really fast but never in a school zone or neighborhood, he takes that really seriously

Acts like it's a big pain to drive you around but secretly loves it and always claims he was headed that way even if he wasn't

Loves late night drives with you that end in some empty parking lot to talk for hours or make out or both

The two of your are menaces to late night convenience store clerks

Loves holding your hand or keeping a hand on your thigh while driving

Keeps his car pretty clean except for all the coffee cups and energy drink cans on the floor in the backseat that he thinks you don't notice

KID

His car > you sorry not sorry

Drives a loud, obnoxious hot rod

Drives like a MANIAC and LOVES IT. Fuck it we ball, if y'all die then y'all die. This man is not afraid to take a risk and you know that

That being said he'd probably never put you in real danger

"Oh look, y/n there's some kids riding their bikes. LET'S HIT 'EM!!" does not actually hit the kids but definitely keeps a point score in his head as if he did. "You know I just missed 40 points for you, tricycles are worth more."

Doesn't let you drive it but thinks you look totally hot behind the wheel

Gets there when he gets there, babe, but wherever you're going you're going in style

Genuinely loves blasting the music when he's near you so you know he's on the way

The best part of driving with him is being obnoxiously loud and wild and free together

Acts like he's gonna crash just to mess with you a little

Drag races for sure

Secretly prefers your company over everyone else's while tinkering with the car y'all have definitely fucked on top of it like he just likes having you in presence while he works, it kind of puts him at peace

There's definitely some kind of detail that's an homage to you and any sort of decoration you buy that he can put in his car he will

ACE

I'm so serious DO NOT distract this man

It takes every last brain cell he has not to fuck up

Like when he's alone he's fine, but as soon as another person's in the car with him he gets so distracted especially with you

He can't help it he's just so happy to see you and talk to you and look at you and whoops! There was the exit he was supposed to take

He's either picking you up a half an hour early or twenty minutes late there's no in between

Y'all share the music but he can listen to just about anything just don't put on anything boring

You already know the deal, if y'all end up going out to eat you're driving home because he's absolutely asleep

Definitely prefers back roads and intentionally takes the "long way" so he can spend more time with you

Of course there's a 50/50 chance y'all are gonna get real lost anyway so either way he's spending more time with you

Gets really embarrassed anytime he fucks up so don't backseat drive because it'll only make it worse

King of Normalize Hitting the Curb™️

Loves a good snack run

[tanjir0se]

I am begging you people to stop headcanoning your favs to either grow up to be cops or be cops in a modern au. on god no hate but literally what the hell is wrong with you.

[allisluv]

Do you have any covey headcannons? 🤭

oooooo i do actually! im sorry these are so short but theyre all i can think of off the top of my head!

barb azure and maude ivory had bets going to see who could get lucy gray to admit that she liked the capitol boy first (maude ivory won)

the covey go down to the shack near the meadow for holidays. for christmas, they collect logs and sing songs in front of the fire. for halloween, lucy gray makes face paint out of berries and draws on maude ivory and the younger kid's faces.

maude ivory, cc and tam amber constantly put buckets of water above the door and soak billy taupe when he comes through

[wats-am]

I firmly believe that Bob met Amy while he was away at college in, like, New York, or something. His relationship with her was, as he said, very intense, and I wager it caused him to fall out of contact with multiple people. Not least of these being Jay. I am sure this is why, A. Jay knows of Amy, but has apparently never met her, and B. Their relationship is significantly chillier in the original Jersey Trilogy. Like, the vibe between them warmed up a good deal from “Dogma” onwards. I think Bob came back to Jersey, still in shock from his breakup with Amy. He had not even thought about Jay for weeks, months even, but there he was, waiting for him. And Jay is angry, persistently angry, and crueler towards Bob than he’s ever been. And it takes Bob far too long to figure out that it’s because he’s hurt, and it really is all his fault. Of course things aren’t the same as when he left, how could they be? So, I think that after that point, after the air has cleared, and they are back to where they were, before Bob left, Jay still carries this fear that Bob will leave again. That he’ll have to go off somewhere without Jay, meet another Amy, and this time he won’t come back.

[pepperangers]

au where koda was not destined to work in the cafe and instead takes up the official title of Head of the Interactive Caveman Exhibit

*

museum guests, watching koda never “break character”: wow he’s so committed

museum guests, watching koda bite into a rock, realise it’s not edible, then bite into it again just to check: he must really know what he’s doing

museum guests, watching koda be restrained by the guy from the knight exhibit to stop him from climbing the stegosaurus skeleton that he keeps insisting is his friend: it’s uncanny

[jinglebellpeppre]

some tbosas modern au headcanons, mostly just the pack tbh, some of them are ooc but uh… shush

gonna be real with u, some of the headcanons r like partially stolen from other ppls fanfics or posts that ive read so if u see something on this list that u came up with plz dont be angry or anything i just stole it cuz it was cool💔

family headcanons🎉

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coral and mizzen r half siblings with the same dad, mizzen lives with coral, her mom, and their dad bc his mom is dead 🎀 mizzen has a cat that he’s keeping secret from their parents, gee sure this wont turn out to be a big disaster in one of the fics im writing

dill and reaper r cousins, they live in the same house bc reapers mother wouldn’t let him come back to live with her after he got out of juvie or something i haven’t put too much thought into this, other than them the people in the household r their grandparents, dills parents, and dills older siblings, as well as two dogs

treech lives with his parents, grandmother, and his siblings, hes the middle child tragically. dont have a whole lot of thought put into this one ngl, i dont think about treech very much

lamina lives next door to treech, she lives with her dad, and like three cats, her mom died when she was younger and her relationship with her dad is pretty strained since

tanner and brandy r twins, brandy’s older, they have two younger sisters, their parents should definitely be divorced but they won’t fsr. on their farm they have a few chickens, a herd of cows, and two horses

lucy gray obvs lives with the covey, her parents r still dead tho I’m not sure quite what killed them in this universe but its not that important. idk if they have confirmed ages but i made barb azure the oldest. barb azures gf is over to their home so frequently that she doesn’t even bother knocking b4 coming in

teslee lives with her mother, and two older siblings, she took over the garage for her projects, one time her sibling tried to park their car in the garage and she screamed at them for thirty minutes bc they knocked over one of her drones 🎀

circ is teslees cousin, he lives with his parents and siblings, two older, one younger, also haven’t put a whole lot of thought into him and teslee bc i only recently realized how silly they were 💔

bobbin and wovey r cousins, wovey and her older brother moved in with bobbin and his parents after their parents died. bobbin takes his job of protecting his little cousin at school very seriously, they’re very close

alrighttt i haven’t thought about any of the other tributes enough so we’re gonna move on to regular various headcanons 🫶

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coral needs glasses to read bc shes farsighted (whattt me? projecting? nooo never)

lamina always wanted a little sibling but never got one so she borrows corals 🫶 mizzen doesn’t mind being assigned a second older sister except for when lamina tries to get him to let her do his makeup (a well placed bribe of candy can convince him to let her on occasion, treech saved a picture for blackmail 🎀)

the pack as a friend group includes lamina and brandy, lamina and coral get along pretty well in this universe

if mizzen decides you have wronged him he will never forget about it, he still brings up the time treech accidentally hit him in the face with a door like four years later

teslee, dill, and circ have been friends since elementary school, they haven’t been in any classes together since sixth grade tho bc teslee and circ r both in advanced classes and dill is in remedial english bc of her undiagnosed dyslexia

mizzen is a weird kid, he’s been bullied pretty much since he started going to school, this leads him to get in a fights, which is why he was expelled from his first middle school 🎀

dill and mizzen have remedial english together bc both of them r dyslexic

sejanus’s ma teaches english and remedial english at their school

coral is the captain of her schools swim team

reaper and coral aren’t exactly friends but if they run into each other they’ll chat

mizzen and dill both thought the other hated them when they first met

cc takes orchestra a bit too seriously, if he hears u refer to a viola as a violin or something he may jump u

bobbin is in robotics with circ which is how they met, bobbin was once asked to sit out of a robotics competition bc he was too competitive and started swearing at the other team when they accidentally broke off a piece of his teams robot

teslee is in advanced english with cc, cc loves creative writing and teslee likes analyzing books. teslee and cc are friends but that all goes out the window when it comes to their grade in this class, teslee gets very upset when he gets a better grade than her on an assignment and cc has that little brother tendency to tease her when this happens. they aren’t allowed to sit beside each other anymore

mizzen and teslee have beef but they have to tolerate each other bc they’re both close friends with dill

coral has mommy issues bc her mom’s lowkey a narcissist and refuses to get therapy for the generational trauma shes passing on to coral and mizzen 🎀

brandy is the fastest to crash out when someones bothering her, if she doesn’t like you she will make sure yk and she will start throwing hands with no warning

teslee secured an internship with beetee for during her freshman year next year and she won’t stop talking about it

mizzen doesn’t believe in sunscreen

reaper loves painting flowers, he keeps his watercolor palette on his person at all times

the pack all borrow each others clothes

coral had a huge crush on persephone at one point but she never said anything and their friendship started to fade

mizzen does NOT know how to care for himself, his skin is sun damaged, his lips are perpetually cracked, his hair is outrageously dry from how much time he spends in salt water

coral is a barista

dill and reapers family are the caretakers for a graveyard, they live in a house in the graveyard and reaper helps to dig the graves, dill’s embarrassed of living in a grave yard and has never invited anyone to her house b4

wovey likes making friendship bracelets, all of her friends have at least four bracelets by this point

dill’s that one friend whos out of school sick like every other week, one time she had to be hospitalized and mizzen skipped school to come hang out with her

bobbin likes sewing, he makes outfits for mizzens cat sometimes

mizzen has braces

i have more but i can’t remember them so i may reblog this with more later, hope u enjoyed :3

[katnissandpeetamellark]

The Covey would sing this song okay??? Okay. They know it. it’s canon in my brain

[headcanon-vault]

randal graves headcanon icons

gay

[deanmafia]

I created designs for the characters parents/ guardians I think some ppl made Randal have parents but I just felt like he was raised by his grandma and never knew his parents like his mom just dropped him off at his meemaw’s house as a baby and he never saw her again and ig that’s sorta why he is the way he is becuz his grandma was like him personality wise wen she got older like they loved each other but wen it came to giving hugs they were like “nah”😭

I think Edith died in between the 1st and the 2nd movie and Maria died in between the 2nd and the 3rd Cyrus is still kickin it somewhere. Cyrus and Maria Divorce wen all their kids became adults🧍‍♂️

[cinomiya]

HEADCANON

1980s Game Store Clerk and Gift Clerk are Gema’s parents

[locke-writes]

Yo it's me again, could we get some general dating headcanons for jay?(askewniverse) thanks champ

Jay constantly flirting with you and dropping pick up lines as though you aren't dating him

They're usually whatever comes to mind at the moment which means you may have heard them before but he knows this and it won’t stop him from repeating them

Granted he’s not one for quiet so if you’re dating him you might get one of two things: pick up lines or a rambling train of thought

Will share his weed with you if you smoke, and if you don’t he’s chill with that. Long as you don’t criticize him for it, he’s not gonna try and convince you otherwise

Although if you do tell him you want to try, he’s planning it out so you can have the best experience possible

Dates with Jay are completely random and can range from getting dinner, walking around the mall, or going to some party that he heard was happening

Sometimes dates can be third-wheeling at the Quick Stop because let’s be honest, if you’re dating Jay then you have to be cool with Silent Bob

Totally makes you mixtapes although most of the time there’s no rhyme or reason to the songs he’s chosen

Meaning that you’ll have no idea what artists or genres or anything that Jay has thought of putting together which makes for utter chaos and also a great way of finding new music

Finding yourself on a Silent Bob level of being able to understand and translate Jay’s own slang

He’s picked up a thing or two regarding giving decent advice with his hanging out with Silent Bob, so when you need it he can be a go to. Or just will sit and listen while you rant if that’s what you need in the moment

Totally has tried to teach you any and all of the dances he makes up

Always cracking jokes because he likes hearing you laugh. Half the time they might be knock knock jokes but it’s really whatever will get you to laugh, he’s become tuned into whatever that might end up being

Doesn’t mind PDA at all although he will adapt to your comfort level and doesn’t try to push his luck with anything if PDA isn’t your thing

Compliments you any chance he has. And yes the compliments are typical things regarding what outfit you have on or how you’ve styled your hair

But also very odd compliments like you’d be a crows best friend’ or ‘you’re so nice that mosquitoes feel guilty biting you’

He loves you and honestly there’s not one day with Jay that’s going to be the same as the next, it’s all a bit of chaos

Tag List: @thatguy-thisguy-yourguy / ask to be added

[obsessedwhim]

Late Night Shift

"Hey, feels like it's gonna be quiet for the night" You swung in the all-important Security Chair, glancing through the store's cameras and seeing that- once again for the fourth time in the hour and a half you'd been checking- there was none there. Not a soul wandering through the half-filled shelves while they wailed to be skimmed through.

"You wanna go home? You got exams right?" You asked the younger worker who leaned on a nearby wall with phone in hand, his brow cocked at the question, "You gonna use this against me later?" He quickly retorted, not stopping in his relentless screen swiping.

Leaning further into the chair's back you hummed to yourself, "As long as you don't piss me off, probably not"

He took a moment to reflect, and argue with himself but with a final glance at you, he accepted and left with a jean jacket in hand.

Now it was just you and the shop, and the eventual strangers that would later begin trailing in through the door at random times during the night.

You only had around three hours left till the end of your shift so it's not like they'd be overwhelming you at any point. It was a good time to start getting the paperwork and cash lifts out of the way, and then dumping out yesterday's old food, which was an easy task to take care of. So why not do it now?

The current Supervisor, who was doing little supervising, stood with one last glance at the split screen and eyed the back building camera to make sure it was empty of any wildlife, but as you picked up the stuffed trash bag you failed to notice a strange claw mark which scraped itself onto one of the buildings further walls.

"Mami don't know... mhhmhmhm.. dropping it.. poppin it.. mmhmhmhmm, something unhoooly" you mumbled, listening to the local radio which echoed throughout the construction. A hand reaching out to the back fire escape and groaning when said escape refused to open to the outside world, "What the, I was out there earlier.."

Thinking for a moment you released a dramatic sigh before going with plan B, "Front door it is" You switched the bag to your other hand before making your way out the side of your place of work and dropping the trash to the ground.

"I...uh..."

The space behind the shop had been thoroughly beaten up, as if a large creature had thrown an awful tantrum in your short time between leaving the office and now. Bizarrely there were large claw marks littered everywhere- not to mention the dumpster had also been... thrown? It looked like.

"wHAT?!"

A nearby bush ratted unnecessarily and you held a quick Karate move, effective? Probably not, life-saving?... We'll see.

The shrubbery shivered as something grew closer and closer and you began glancing around you for a weapon. Your sweat output increased as you recalled the monstrous marks left behind by.. something, could that be what was coming? What on this Earth could make something like that?

Maybe Bigfoot?

You couldn't take it, reaching for a handy stick on the floor you yelped as something grabbed your shoulder, "Don't! Get Off Me! HEEEL-"

Though you were happy to see it was a human hand covering up your screams, it quickly became a very horrid feeling, and then just like that whoever held you yelled, "Stop Screamin' Already!"

Fearful orbs sharpened in anger as you licked his hand and began slapping the male with your makeshift weapon, "Why! Would! You! Do! That!" You scorned through the slaps, Ichigo was quick to grab the twig and pull it from your hands. "You shouldn't just scream at things movin' close like that, it could just be an animal y'know"

"Do you not see this?" You waved out a hand to the ransacked dumpster, "No mere animal did this!"

"Don't get all weird about this, it could've just been a bear" he shrugged, and you glanced over your shoulder, "Kurakara has bears?"

"Maybe" Ichigo united his shoulders for another unhelpful shrug and glanced to this side, trying to act nonchalant about the whole situation.

"And what're you doing out here anyway? I thought you were getting up early tomorrow and here I find you being as shifty as ever"

"Huh? Shifty, me shifty?" the ginger growled, really regretting showing himself now but damn if you didn't have the ears of an elephant. Why didn't he just pretend to be a cat and be done with it?

"Yeees Ichigo, you. Shifty" you pointed at the male as you both made your way through the sliding doors. A cheery welcome served your return to the workplace as a customer snarkily mentioned how long he'd been standing in front of the till, and so the customer assistant dance continued.

Ichigo had passed off a half-hearted goodbye before leaving to go back from wence he came, one hand held up in a weak attempt of a wave. "I'll see ya later" he sighed as you focused on the customer, only able to slip out your own quick, "Byyye Ichi"

It's safe to say the ginger left with flush cheeks, good thing he was faced the other way and you were dealing with current complaints.

[supertwist-royalty-ttr]

I wasn't posting much here because I felt that I was shadowbanned :'D I'm still here!

Here's stuff that I drew recently but just posted on Twitter...If you are from the Toontown Twitter fandom and came back to Tumblr, WELCOME BACK! :D

I wanted to draw Clerk with her loose hair, then I wanted to draw President the same and the idea of ✨ supervisors in pajamas ✨ came out!

I did this one last night. I think that TTR socials lacks Auditor content, so I wanted to make more by myself with this interaction 😤👌🏼

Also! I made some requests on Twitter and drew some Toons from another's! So a post with that drawings would come 👀

Advertising moment! I have a strawpage! You can leave something nice if you want :D

[allisluv]

(knocks)

I'm a Christmas carol! Give me covey headcannons and I'll sing for u! 😌

barb azure loves to knit and she makes everyone matching sweaters for christmas with their initials on it -- think of the weasley's in harry potter!!

lucy gray teaches maude ivory how to write songs and pre-prepares the boys not to laugh because, in all honesty, it sounds like a nursery rhyme but she doesn't want to tear her confidence down.

cc caught tam amber smoking a joint and threatened to tell unless he let him have a drag. they both ended up high out of their mind in the middle of a field somewhere

maude ivory used to be terrified of the water because billy taupe pushed her into the lake wen she was a toddler in an effort to teach her how to swim. barb azure had to save her and lucy gray kicked his ass.