#shut up duck

[transpaperinik]

Rewatching dt17 and I'm on The secret(s) of castle McDuck! And it's like. why didn't Scrooge just invite Donald. He snuck the boys out behind his back supposedly and then later had launchpad impersonate him. like what? did he think Donald would refuse to visit/let the boys visit more family members or something? Scrooge just invite your damn nephew ffs

[tanky-baby]

i like to believe that Darlin has enough money saved up somewhere to send someone to college but still actively chose to live like a bum

[zugmode]

that gay little exchange between red&duck in e6 was absolutely insane and totally unnecessary. god bless.

[taxlthomas]

the “and i will do it again” drawing

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

@emeraldcity1900

ya mean this clip

(praying this doesn't get yeeted off the post for violating The Mouse, this was done with my shitty screen recorder lmfao)

[gods-favorite-autistic]

And if I said Riz Gukgak creating Baron as an out when his friends were talking about relationships and then proceeding to have Baron haunt him for months on end was the same thing as Dewey Duck creating a genderless amorphous blob as romantic lead in his cool fantasy world and immediately being afraid of it in Ducktales 2018. what then

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

how nice it would be to just fall into the void

there's no sound

no light

nothing that can bother you

you just float around in the void

no one is there but you and the eyes watching you

just you in eternal blackness

there's no escape

all you can hear is your heart beat your breath and the movement of the eyes surrounding you

you just float in the nothingness as your thoughts spiral knowing there's no escaping this place

you're all alone in this purgatory

being watched by the eyes you cant see

[chanstopher]

[leoreadss]

Nachos Friday - A "Mindful" Mind Story

A real conversation happened in my head between two very smart people (Me and Also Me) [but don't tell the third one, she's cucu]

Me: Uh, it's half past four and I haven't had lunch yet.

Also Me: *whispering* naaachoos

Me: Maybe some veggie on white rice?

Also Me: *not very whispering* NAAACHOOS

Me: Uh nachos! But I don't have tomato or cilantro or minced meat...

Also Me: Oh you don't need them, I certainly don't need them. They asked me back to Hell, and I said no! I'm not rejoining their team and neither should you....

Me: You wot?

Also Me: *clearly sobbing very loudly*

Me: Oh boy. Are you all right? *hand them a tissue*

Also Me:

Me: C'mon. Let's make you some tea while I prepare the nachos, will you? *hand the tissue box*

Also Me: *crying incontrollably*

[catgrandpa]

Shifter au where everyone assumes Tim is a dragon because The Drakes are a powerful shifter family, and that’s what all of the rumors say, but he’s actually a duck.

[cannotandwillnotrest]

Ah yes nothing like re-re-rewatching DuckTales Let's Get Dangerous and screaming about how we didn't get the goddamn reboot that DW deserved

[transpaperinik]

I missed Donald's 90th birthday what's wrong with me. Happy birthday best uncle evar

[ultimateloserboy]

do you guys think duck dont hug me im scared is an asshole because its the only way he feels alive? his life isnt his own, so the only way to feel some sort of power over himself is to have power over others. if he makes others hurt, if he makes them cry, if he bites them and makes them bleed, that must mean hes real, right? surely hes a person if hes caused a wound. surely people will remember him if he gives them a scar. even if he doesn’t understand that hes a puppet, he still wants to be someone in the world. how are you someone if you dont effect those around you? if nobody is listening to you, do you really even matter? sometimes you need to bite to prove that youre real, to prove that youre alive, to prove you cant be tossed around anymore. sometimes youre too cowardly to pinch yourself, so you pinch someone else. When theres blood in your nails youll know youre not dreaming

[weirdglassthing]

my thought process anytime I’m trying to decide what to draw btw

[nebulaedaniel]

oh my god also? why have dan and phil been talking so much about sweden lately, it completely went over my head in yesterday’s video but phil DID mention sweden again

[fantasticenthusiasttale]

Thinking on the triplets calling Goldie as "aunt Oldie"