#shut up and jam

[marcetimetraveller]

Fuck yeah

[swiftsmash]

Show off your dribbling skills in this nostalgic SNES game that brings the court to life! 🏀🎮

[aquarines]

why is eric always revealing jam's business

[butwhatifidothis]

I need the people who look at posts talking about Wyll's treatment in both the actual game and especially the fandom and respond with "but i don't like him and I think he's boring" to know that shutting the fuck up is 100% the better option 100% of the time. Him being the only origin character to not have at last 10 hours of content and the existence of mods that literally whitewash him and his dad - among everything else wrong with how Wyll is treated - are not suddenly okay because you, personally, as an individual, don't find him interesting, and your personal individual feelings about him are irrelevant to the issues surrounding his treatment in the bg3 community at large, so like. Stop barging in with your unwanted, unhelpful opinion

[lunafeatherart]

Varric lifted his hand to her face and cupped her cheek, rubbing his thumb along the sharp jut of her jaw. “Be safe out there, alright?” His words were as soft as his caress, and full of meaning.

Cassandra’s mouth fell slightly open, and the blush that now spread from nose to cheeks to ears to neck was irrefutable. They hung there for a moment, still and breathless, the unlikely pair locked in their dance.

Varric began to pull his hand away when Cassandra suddenly lurched forward, twisting her fingers into the front of his half open tunic and hauling him up onto his toes. The crush of her lips against his swallowed the sound of his surprise. He remained frozen for a split second before he kissed her back, the hand on her jaw sliding up into her hair, his other wrapping firmly around her hip.

(Read the rest of this micro fic here)

[lizardkingeliot]

you can survive the jam content that's almost certainly coming in the post-episode interviews tonight you can survive the jam content that's almost certainly coming in the post-episode interviews tonight you can

[backpackingspace]

Okay but consider post Canon over protective Athena who is sick to death of her most devout being raped.

Athena sticking close to the whole family and promising penelope that she'll keep a close eye on odysseus the first time he has to go into the market and penelope can't go with him. (She was going to go anyway. She's never actually going to let any of them out of her sight ever again. And it's an easy promise to her dearest weaver who seems so distressed to have odysseus leaving her side.)

Athena fully manifesting in the market when someone grabs odysseus with godly flashes of snakes and owls and the drums of war to scream /release him/ (odysseus is feeling indulgent for both his patron and his wife it's so cute that they're this worried it's not like he couldn't defend himself just fine. Especially from whatever poor fuck just grabbed him who definitely doesn't deserve a goddess screaming in his face. Hes trying so hard not to laugh if he did athena would send him flying.)

Athena telling all the other gods that yes she knows odysseus is the favorite barbie doll she choose him well after all and to back the fuck off if any of them bother him again they will have made an enemy of her.

Athena disguising odysseus only as an old beggar from here on out instead of an irresistibly tall and handsome man. Because she saw how uncomfortable nausicaa's attention made him.

[foone]

it is almost time to shut up and jam

[homestuck-music-tournament]

Derse Dreamers

Album: Prospit & Derse Composer: Solatrus Leitmotifs: Atomyk Ebonpyre, Endless Climb Characters: Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, Derse

You may know this from:

[S] Rose and Dave: Shut up and jam. (Flash Broken)

[maudiemoods]

Straight up jorkin it.. and by it I mean my car door handle because I didn't realize it was locked

[fanboyzuko]

oh my GOD with ch9 finished ripples make waves is now sitting at 73k asdkjfkjashdfljkasdfh

2 more chapters planned but i need to outline them now and even with my outline the original ch5&6 turned into ch5-7 and ch 8-9

[martitheevans]

Nothing more jarring than being a kid loving a band for years and finally being old enough to start joining social medias to see what other fans have to say and they're all saying your fave album is actually their worst and is terrible and ew why did they even release this rubbish

[macaroni-0verlord]

which type of boyfriend are you: chest mounted camera or handheld?

[tinnchan]

Laws of Attraction (2023) 'You are worried that people will find out the truth, aren't you?'

[arminsbf]

goodness…

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

aight now that wendigoon has gotten through mh season 2 and has established he'll (fucking FINALLY) be making a video abt it. I will get in ahead of the wave of people who watch him (re)discovering. But mostly just bc yknow end of season 2

Marble Hornets is the story of twinks (Alex and Jay. And yes also Oppy) vs anti-twinks (yknow. Masky + Hoodie.) trying to kill one another but failing due to faggotery. "Oh but Bone they all hate each other" well why else would they be failing huh? alex is too gay to not monologue before killing jay and therefore gets got. You know what works? Just fucking shooting him eventually without monologuing. Fruit behavior. I rest my case