#shut them up

[f00fle4cakes]

My mother told me to peacefully protest at school

So, I will

[densoro]

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[callmedivahoney]

Mhrrmmpf fuck :( all these demons tell me I get betrayed all the time

[dudedidujust]

The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind

Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal,  the real Light of Mankind.

It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.

[rachelfc-art]

Princess in Shining Armor

[dangeroustaintedflawed]

[flagellant]

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

[solume]

I was fine for the whole saga. I was fine. But then the Just A Man motif came at me with a steel chair after Penelope's part because she brought the man back from the monster and next thing i knew i was crying in my car.

[potato-jem]

kristin chenoweth and idina menzel appearing as the narrators in the wicked movie. the orb on kristin’s wand flickering and she can’t quite get it to work. idina noticing and lightly tapping the orb with the orb on her own wand. kristin’s wand begins to glow.

[jellynotbees]

Narilamb crack idea where lamb is a poor unfortunate sailor stuck on an island after a shipwreck and Narinder is the siren/seamonster circling the island attempting (unsuccessfully) to lure them into the water so he can eat them.

Over the course of time they end up bonding, and after multiple failed murder attempts on Narinder’s part he realizes that he’s stopped seriously hunting them, its more like a game between them at that point (lamb still assumes he would eat them if they fell in, though.) He eventually does catch them, but to lamb’s surprise, he lets them go.

Anyway that’s all I got for now but I am Thinking Thoughts

[may12324]

Marcille and Falin

[nowimhaunted]

Literally can’t be friends with someone who centers men ever again

[cheekinpermission]

Well. At least Ruggie and Jamil are having fun.

[inthedarkofficial]

Homer, Hades 2: Sing, O Muse, of the saffron robed goddess, whose fair countenance was bathed in Selene’s light at the moment of her birth. Homer, Hades: The fire-stepping prince was lifted by Night from the cold ground, where his lord father had discarded him, outside Taco Bell.

[oifaaa]

Just thought the funniest thing I think they could do with the new Dick and Jason's robin movie is to go back to pre crisis canon bringing back jasons circus origins and having all four parents die in the same acrobatics murder

[rocketbirdie]

so close yet so far