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densoro · 2 years ago

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#I just think it'd be fucking awesome if conservatives got to see what it's like to be on the receiving end of a mass shooting for once #and then for the rest of the decade #these powertripping rapists get off on menacing powerless victims #I just think the world would be a better place if we fought back #splattered their fucking skulls across the pavement #turned their lying mouths into hamburger #shut them up #fucking finally #fucking deathcult rapists #see them clutch their pearls when they don't have any fingers left #diediedieieieiidieidieidieidieidieidiewidieieidieidieidieidiediedieidm

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dudedidujust · 2 months ago

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The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind

Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal, the real Light of Mankind.

It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.

#bruce offended parent and signals biggest fan wayne #hes so petty about it during JL meetings. he shuts down all the lights on the watchtower #Batman we cant see #well thats not a problem cause the light of mankind should be able to light up the room while stating directly at superman who just #looks so resigned #Tim floods the internet with pictures of Duke using his powers and fighting villians all with the hashtag theRealLightOfMankind #Duke is having the time of his light #he poses for Tim and makes rainbows on days it rains and poses like sailor moon #its a fun joke for Duke #its a matter of life or death for the rest of them #Dick has to stop Damian from breaking out the kryptonite not knowing that Jason has already stolen it and is heading for metropolis #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #batman #signal #duke thomas #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #superman

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rachelfc-art · 5 months ago

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Princess in Shining Armor

#echoes of wisdom #zelda #zelda fanart #loz #loz fanart #i had this headcanon that eow zelda really likes puns #like REALLY likes them #to the point that it starts to get on links nerves bc she just won’t shut up #like no one’s laughing #she’s the only one giggling #I might make art about that too

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dangeroustaintedflawed · 7 months ago

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flagellant · 2 years ago

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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may12324 · 11 months ago

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Marcille and Falin

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #marcille donato #marcille #farcille #delicious in dungeon #falin #my art #shut up theyre my new hyperfixation #i love thenm #i love all the charcater sin dungeon meshi #all of them #ALL OF THEM #theyre all so good

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jellynotbees · 4 months ago

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Narilamb crack idea where lamb is a poor unfortunate sailor stuck on an island after a shipwreck and Narinder is the siren/seamonster circling the island attempting (unsuccessfully) to lure them into the water so he can eat them.

Over the course of time they end up bonding, and after multiple failed murder attempts on Narinder’s part he realizes that he’s stopped seriously hunting them, its more like a game between them at that point (lamb still assumes he would eat them if they fell in, though.) He eventually does catch them, but to lamb’s surprise, he lets them go.

Anyway that’s all I got for now but I am Thinking Thoughts

#narilamb #cotl #cult of the lamb #cw cannibalism #i guess #he sure trys to cannibalize them anyway #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #tidally locked au #jordan being allergic to shutting up #sirender

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cheekinpermission · 5 months ago

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Well. At least Ruggie and Jamil are having fun.

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inthedarkofficial · 8 months ago

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Homer, Hades 2: Sing, O Muse, of the saffron robed goddess, whose fair countenance was bathed in Selene’s light at the moment of her birth. Homer, Hades: The fire-stepping prince was lifted by Night from the cold ground, where his lord father had discarded him, outside Taco Bell.

#zagreus: shut up old man #I have been thinking of that loki taco bell post for DAYS since starting Hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #hades 2 #homer #zagreus #melinoe #also I can't stop thinking about how close Mel and Homer are #she realised her life had a narrator and decided to befriend them #meanwhile the same thing happened to Zag and he just decided it was On Sight

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oifaaa · 3 months ago

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Just thought the funniest thing I think they could do with the new Dick and Jason's robin movie is to go back to pre crisis canon bringing back jasons circus origins and having all four parents die in the same acrobatics murder

#dc #dc comics #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #i really hate jasons circus origin #but ill allow it #bc itll be funny #and i know if they go that option #they could just go with them being brothers with the same parents #but Shut Up #its funnier my way

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qoldenskies · 13 days ago

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i think its so funny when people take the way donnie acts at face value even though its a horrible lie because he's a horrible liar, while understanding leo is bullshitting very well despite him actually being GOOD at bullshitting. many such cases

#personal #rottmnt #although tbf its probably because with leo its unpacked more thoroughly in the movie #donnie is not a morally ambiguous emotionally unavailable bad boy. he is very sensitive actually #he's a little crybaby /aff #and like this isnt hidden. he isnt SECRETLY sensitive or secretly caring its very out in the open actually #he's not hiding it well AT ALL AND THEY ALL KNOW IT LMAOOOOOOOO #i think donnie's perception of himself is somewhat earnest and somewhat. not? he DEFINITELY thinks he's more evil than he actually is #BGHFHDHGJFHG #i think what causes him to lash out and struggle to communicate is his inability to articulate his feelings #they are just too big for him. like its the exact opposite of robotic #he cant force himself to give a fuck but when he DOES its too much #so he yells and lashes out or he shuts down completely #honestly i think the perception of him being too sensitive being a problem makes way more sense than the perception of him being 'robotic'#when it comes to struggles in how his family sees him at least #even in little ways you can see him take it pretty personally when he's insulted #he struggles to blow things off #and i think it would also explain his tendency to like. visibly calm himself down when he gets upset? its a thing he does a lot in the show #he desperately wants to destroy that perception of him because he's trying so hard to close himself off #he doesn't want to be the sensitive one that cant take anything. it especially works in line with his shell #it was a big inspiration for canary continuity tbh. donnie should struggle with being the sensitive one in fic more #mikey is more empathetic and he's more emotional but donnie's quicker to feel offended or take things personally #BACKED UP HEAVILY BY CANON #that 'you can be honest with me! no hard feelings' - 'he's lyinggggggg'#like he's not upset with them babying him as much as he is with them genuinely finding it frustrating that he can fall behind like that #and just cannot take shit like that. so he tries to pull back and not seem as affected as he is #theyre a very cuddly family but mind you they can be actually mean to each other like that!!

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parisoonic · 8 months ago

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pals drinking together (hand practice that got out of control)

#team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #heavymedic #im british ok drawing people drinking is part of my hierarchy of needs #i had to draw so many casual outfits so it didn't look like a singular pubcrawl #these are all unrelated doodles i collected together but #i wanted it to sort of look like heavy is warming up to medic over time and medic is learning to shut up and listen #trying to expand my mental library of hands and holding glasses by drawing them a lot sigh #some of these hands are terrible so back to the drawing board (har har) until i get them right #one day i'll draw these characters consistantly

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awzominator · 2 months ago

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The brightest of days have the darkest of shadows and he plays with them like shadow puppets

#duke thomas #the signal #batfamily #batfam #dc comics #awzominator art #Another duke!!!!!!! He’s so fun to draw #Like his boots!!!! Y’all his boots!!!!! I never shut up about them I know but like awww!!! The little bats!!!

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inklore · 8 months ago

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come for me if you must but colin and penelope’s first kiss was way more hard hitting than any of the other kisses in bridgerton. it wasn’t fast and wild or trying to prove something. it was slow. gentle. a friend helping out another friend with just a simple peck that could have ended there. but no they pulled back and looked at each other and got lost in with another and kissed again. deepened it. both acting as if it would be the only and last time. colin panting into her mouth. his fingers on her cheek. we have been waiting to see this kiss for two seasons. eighteen episodes. penelope has been waiting for this kiss since they were kids. like!! their kiss holds so much more meaning!! hits harder!! i’m sorry but nothing can top it.

#anthony and kate’s kiss had me giggling #but pen and colin’s?? bitch i’m feeling things #feelings. yearning. my stomach is fluttering.#i’m serious when i say i won’t shut up about them #like i fully mean that #i’m locked in #polin #colin x penelope #colin bridgerton #penelope bridgerton #bridgerton #bridgerton spoilers #bridgerton season 3 #bridgerton season three

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xixovart · 5 months ago

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“no seriously who did you choose?”

“i chose you”

grover and percy are the platonic soulmates. in the most literal sense possible. i mean, literally nobody in the world, including their respective girlfriends, will ever know grover and percy as well as they know each other. and not just because of their empathy link.

grover was the person who was there for percy the most. he helped percy transition from the mortal world into the greek one. he supported percy in tlt when sally was thought to be dead. grover was percy’s first friend. ever. it’s not fair how people keep forgetting that. grover saved percy’s life.

percy literally did NOT hesitate to save grover when he was kidnapped by polyphemus. percy tried his hardest to be there for grover while grover fulfilled his dreams of finding pan. percy and grover travelled through most of the labyrinth together. grover is the foundation of percy’s best traits. percy saved grover’s life.

there is no other friendship in any of riordan’s books that can compare to grover and percy’s. they’re platonic soulmates. there’s no one like them.

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cimicherrychanga · 1 year ago

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you may add ur height in the tags if u want ppl to see if they were right or not after they voted

#shut up dave #since ive had so many ppl go years thinking im short only to find im taller than them #which i mean. is very fun for me. everyone expects a little pocket catboy. what do you do when i can spit on your head.

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