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oh my god this sent a wave of memories rushing back i used to love that series so fucking much
a funny moment from my older speeding bullet fic, To Befriend a Dove, that i’ve always wanted to draw
#and sassy the sasquatch#of course#the big lez show#sassy the sasquatch#watched it for the first time way too high and way too young to be that high#who said that#shut the FUCK up bear
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spectacular spider-man #112
#shut up im gonna fucking CRY#peter parker#sci talks comics#the babiest of boys. all alone but snuggles with the teddy bear mj got him. shut up shjut up shut up.#screams cries throws up
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goddd i just know that tim never takes off that fucking necklace. and you know bear doesn't have that much money so tge necklace was kinda cheap and it wasn't anything the bear meant for tim to wear regularly it was just like a keepsake y'know? wear it on a date or a nice outing. maybe when they're both home together. but tim is practically feral over it. like straight up refuses to take it off. it's turning his neck green at this point and everybody is soo done.
#bruce who's allergic to anything under $10000000 breaks out into hives everytime he sees it#bruce trying not to gag: sweetheart what if we replaced it? bernard wouldn't even know!#tim: if you try to replace my necklace i will leak that video of you pole dancing at the penguin lounge#bruce who's had worse things leaked: do it#tim 'backup plans for my backup plans' drake: i will send talia a compilation of you drunkenly rambling about how much you love her#bruce: .... okay you win#dick gets it#your first gay relationship does that to you#bear is a little worried tho#🐻: you know you don't have to wear it right? you could take it off#tim trembling and shaking: you don't want mw to wear it? 😢#🐻 immediately caving: no no! wearit as long as you want!!#dude even ra's gets in on it#ra's going over his master plan: so you see detective i will then- what the fuck is going on with your neck#tim seething cause he can hear his siblings laughing at him over the comms: shut the fuck up#dc#bernard dowd#tim drake#timber#timbern#could not stop thinking about the ra's scenario yesterday. kept making myself laugh
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The Berzattos
#this fucking family#love you john mulaney#quotes#web weaving#intertextuality#knit#the bear#the bear s2#michael berzatto#carmen berzatto#natalie berzatto#the berzattos#jeremy allen white#sarah paulson#richie jerimovich#shut up richie#the bear fishes#merry christmas#michelle berzatto#comparatives#marie howe
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"guysss i did itt go read please" i say half-conscious
eermmrm i did it here you go
comic 7 speeding bullet yayy (can you tell i got burnt out)
#team fortress 2#tf2#ao3 fanfic#speeding bullet#bear’s fics#scout x sniper#sniperscout#tf2 7th comic#tf2 fic#tf2 comic 7 spoilers#shut the FUCK UP bear
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Sydney is stronger than I am because if I went to my partner trying to have an adult conversation on maybe slowing down so we can work better with each other and his response was to act like a fucking 12 year old boy on a Fortnite server with no parental restrictions spitting shitty insults like “mAybE i’M jUsT BettEr tHan yOu”, I’d have to whack him upside the head.
#the bear#the bear Tx#sydcarmy#carmy berzatto#sydney adamu#jeremy allen white#ayo edebiri#Sydney I need you stand up and tell him shut the fuck up
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I want Richie to be a Sydcarmy shipper so bad
#the bear#purely for the chaos#sydcarmy#richie jerimovich#because of course Carm would tell him to shut the fuck up#until he would inevitably come to Richie at 1am being like I like Sydney#Richie: I AM IN UTTER SHOCK#THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION TO ME I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED
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worst brother of the year award winner 1979
#‘hey bro you’re such a pussy did your dead wife fuck you in the ass or what’ shut the FUCK up man#this is said with extreme fondness btw love that awful man love to watch him be awful#fargo#fargo fx#fargo s2#dodd gerhardt#bear gerhardt#jeffrey donovan#angus sampson#text.dee
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bioware really said "let's release it on halloween... it's so terrible... it's gonna scare the shit out of everyone...the perfect halloween"
#oh da2 zevran face scares the shit out of you? hold my bear... wait till you see how returning characters look like in da4#here get spooked by the most amateurish writing and childish dialogue and disappointing story conclusions and lack of choice import#veilguard critical#my post#my posts#holy shit I watched all the endings and I watched all the romances etc. ... damn the writing is bad#i am not surprised they hyped this up by showing the first 15 minutes because that seemed bad exposition dump but the rest is worse...#wtf were they thinking the story should be the selling point of these games and the role play ... not the fucking action#your choices don't matter...certainly not in the past..and even in the present...all choices essentially lead to the same ending with solas#AND that fucking retcon in the end that everything was actually influenced by big evil bad WTF shut up... this game is not canon to me#wtf are the laser pew-pew shooting sounds by the way lmao during the finale#and wtf do you mean we couldn't import the well of sorrows choice but it still comes up and essentially it's 1 of the 2 options canonised#halloween#2024#october 31#31st of october#current events#da mine#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age#dragon age 4#da4#da critical
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if someone could draw me some tf2 mercs telling me to study that would be stellar nothing else will work thats right nothing but the mercenaries from the hit game Team Fortress 2 will help me study its true
#the brainrot is just as strong as the brainfog guys#been sitting in front of my computer with my head in my hands#screaming crying etc#whatever#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 shitpost#real tho#yknow that video of Scout telling you to do your dishes#shut the FUCK up bear#im going to fail#and lose my scholarship#and get expelled#and my life will be ruined#forever#tf2...save me tf2
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body hair on giants is like salt to food. you can have food without it but my god where’s the flavor
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Do you know how hard it's been for me to contain myself?
#shut up. shut UP#i am so devoted to these two. im a writer not a gif-maker but no one wants fic of someone ELSE'S tav so#HERE WE ARE#I FEED MYSELF AND I AM BLESSED#bg3edit#gamesedit#bg3#baldur's gate 3#halsin#halsin x tav#look i haven't giffed in like 4 years and it's all different now so these look like shit#i don't care. im thriving. my crops are watered and my tav is well-fucked#as silvanus intended#*mine#*bg3#nsft#i should give them a ship tag too#a little moon and her bear prince#there's a reason for the nicknames fuck you i do what i want
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Heading into the endgame for veilguard and I need to be controversial for a sec lmao. Cause my current desire is to just
#you know it’s funny cause I really liked solas in inquisition#but for some reason in vg he’s driving me nuts lmao#maybe it’s just cause he’s driving rook nuts#anyway idk if I’ll be allowed to scramble that egg but oh my rook sure as fuck wants to#also this is all in good fun I bear the egg lovers no ill will pls enjoy him all you like#also I wasn’t gonna play tonight and save it for the weekend but then something annoying happened so here we are I guess lmao#dragon age#text#veilguard#veilguard spoilers#shut up nerd
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what is your favorite thing about charles and your favorite thing about erik? separately, as in what you like most about their characters :]
a devious question this one is, my friend!!! it's hard enough for me to explain my thoughts cohesively, but having to pick ONE thing i particularly love is difficult. with characters like charles and erik, theres been so much done with their characters over the decades and so they have so many components to them that make them so interesting and fun to observe. BUT I TRY FOR YOU TODAY. under the cut i kinda ramble and the size of this text box makin me anxious
i think if i were to be simple and broad, what i enjoy most about charles is his determination to help others, even if he isn't really thanked and/or if people don't even like him. ofc, this isn't to say he hasn't done wrong- to be honest, the fact he does wrong/questionable things at times is another aspect of him i really enjoy, maybe because- broadly speaking- he's meant to be altruistic (intent vs outcome and all that). i don't know if that's super exciting to most people, but it is for me
as for erik, my reason for liking him is easier to explain tbh. To Be Simple And Broad, his progression from villain to antihero over the decades has been fun to observe (as much as i have so far anyhow) and analyze. i think to be a bit more specific, him using his rage and pain as justifications for his villainous actions is definitely what compels me the most: hurt people hurt and the sort, an idea i've always found interesting (something something vicious cycles and the like). yet now, he recognizes this wasn't really. A Just Thing To Do and is beginning to change that, which i enjoy
#snap chats#may you forgive me anon i always feel awkward explaining things AVELKJEAKLJ#i feel esp awkward cause i haven't read toooo much of the comics yet- like ive read. an ok amount so far krakoa wise#can you guys tell im fighting god himself to Not write a fuckin. NOVEL#im so sorry i have an over-explaining problem my mom was mean to me growing up but anyways#i definitely want to read more and more outside krakoa. the more i read the more im fascinated by these two and their history#but to continue my prattling. as if the three paragraphs above arent enough This Is Not A Thesis RELAX#i think a. 'poignant' moment i think adds to what i like about charles too is that soliloquy where he recognizes people dont like him#yet he could always be worse- like if he's bad now to others imagine if he really just said Fuck It All#it's simple but so am i whaddyagonnadoboutit. i mean that point itself could be discussed but i'm trying to keep this brief bear with me#i so bad want to know what issue that's from tho all i know is that it's from krakoa but i neeeed the whole context#i think like. an additional bullet point to charles i also like is his loneliness#and i say this cause- I Say From My Amateur-Psychology Armchair- it's a component of why he's so earnest to help#but im keeping this point in the tags until i can confidently verify that with myself after some more reading#Unfortunately a favorite pass time of mine is psychoanalyzing characters like why else you think i major in psychology smh#im going to force myself to cap the post here because i ended up typing like 20 more tags just rambling#and as i said id like to keep this simple and clean !!!!! i have sat here for like four hours answering this ngl#ignore the fact half that time was spent getting distracted by solitaire and riffling cards ok I Am Very Easily Distracted#but fr when it comes to charles and erik- charles esp imo#i feel like i need to write a whole paper just so i can mention the nuances of the characters and like. EVERYTHING#because again six decades is A Lot of time for writing decisions to be made and for their characters to change over time#im a glazer but i wanna be a nuanced glazer yk. is that glazing at that point-- w/e anyway#its a lot. so today you will have to tolerate a very Blah answer from me which i must apologize for#down the line once ive read a comfortable amount more varying from multiple eras maybe ill revisit this question more in depth#as of right now tho .... chat i wanna get legion of x so bad i skimmed it and hhhhhhhhim gonna throw UP#i need to shake charles like a ragdoll BUT ANYWAY. bye bye for now lovelies !!!!!!!#please forgive me if i didnt answer your question efficiently ..#here i am saying i wanted to keep the tag count brief and yet !!! jesus christ. shut up My God I REACHED THE TAG LIMIT
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every time im reminded of Dittophobia and the fact that a large amount of how i characterise Bill comes from that little monologue he has IDK whether to be embarassed or proud.
#safe and secure. never alone#shut the fuck up#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#yelling about the bear#william afton
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Thinking about how Solas and Blackwall are both sneaky little liars on opposite ends of the smooth and hairy spectrum
#partaking in a leaf rn and watching my wife play inquisition#the more bear-like you get the more bold you get with your lies#the smoother balder you get the more you just shut the fuck up and let ppl assume#prawn posts#dragon age
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