alexiethepan
Don't be fooled by the pink, I'm still emo
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alexie he/they/fae 23. I follow/like as neeuq-ecaps . I have no idea what I'm doing.
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alexiethepan · 3 days ago
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I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.
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alexiethepan · 10 days ago
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first 7 faceless emojis as a portent for the new year babes let’s go
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alexiethepan · 10 days ago
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happy new yuri
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alexiethepan · 14 days ago
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Hey. You. The American teenager inexplicably reading this. Don't join the US military. You're better than that. The military is a bunch of cops. Are they technically diverse and inclusive? On some level, kind of, almost. But their job is to kill people. They kill innocent people every day. They abuse their own members, especially their members who aren't white cis het middle class Christian men. The US exists through perpetual violence against the global working class, including its own working class. The military is how it carries out a large portion of that violence. You deserve better. You're better than that. Don't join.
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alexiethepan · 17 days ago
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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
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alexiethepan · 18 days ago
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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alexiethepan · 18 days ago
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rb to have a super gay 2023
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alexiethepan · 22 days ago
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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this, which i have only tested at a small scale and not this final version exactly (where i have done such things as further widening the cheeks and finalizing the leg shapes.) i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐
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go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!
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alexiethepan · 23 days ago
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disclaimer: I am east asian. if anyone who is not white sees anything wrong with my phrasing, inaccuracies, or insensitivity, or something I missed, please feel free to add on. I'm just one person with one perspective; none of what I say should be taken as The Singular way to draw an Asian character. if you havent done so already, please take the effort to expand your view of Asian culture outside this one tutorial.
if a white person reblogs this and adds something stupid I'm going to bite and kick you like a wild animal
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alexiethepan · 24 days ago
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THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING TO GET YOUR MEDS BEFORE THE PHARMACIES CLOSE
they are going to be CLOSED OVER THE HOLIDAYS and so will the DOCTORS WHO SIGN YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS.
if you don't have enough meds to last the next THREE WEEKS, put in for your repeats and refills tomorrow! that's Wednesday! do it! don't go to hospital at New Year because you ran out of stuff!
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alexiethepan · 24 days ago
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remember the mirage island shit in pokemon r/s/e how fucked was that nonsense
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alexiethepan · 28 days ago
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Today hasn't been very good. Reblog to cover prev in blankets and tell them everything is going to be okay and they're loved.
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alexiethepan · 28 days ago
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The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.
With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.
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alexiethepan · 1 month ago
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not to sound insane. but. my college roommate just randomly self-published a book that’s very obviously thinly-veiled self-insert fanfiction. which is fine. whatever. i am reading it to be supportive only to find out i am in it. it’s set in college and the roommate is literally me, her college roommate. i thought i was projecting but the character is literally named my childhood nickname. so. what am i supposed to do now.
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alexiethepan · 1 month ago
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Lalalala
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alexiethepan · 1 month ago
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idk if this fried rice idea is gonna pan out :/
they want you to make fried rice
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alexiethepan · 1 month ago
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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid
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