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I like my women like I like my cats: soft, hairy, and in need of constant attention.
#is this anything?#ok well anyway I tried#also a really rough tongue and sharp claws.#likes to yell at me at all hours of the night#sheds everywhere#poops in a little stinky box#likes bacon bits and chewing on plastic bags#sleeps all day#actually that one is pretty nice. like she’s down to nap together all the time.#okay this isn’t a joke anymore. now I’m yearning#shut it down!#you can ignore this#text
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"lol tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than come to tumblr" yeah man that's crazy. who would have thought that people from the video-based dopamine-machine app wouldn't decide to join the text- and image- based no-algorithm website?
#that'd be like reddit shutting down and everyone moving to insta#bones' bitching hours#rednote#xiaohongshu#tiktok ban#tumblr
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Power to the people ✊ Yesterday, Dutch police bulldozed the Gaza encampment at the University of Amsterdam. Today, students and staff confronted police and forced them to retreat. Videos: X: Qudsnen and Mariyankhan
#shut it down for palestine#germany#student intifada#palestine#gaza#free palestine#jerusalem#israel#i stand with palestine#فلسطين#free gaza#israel is a terrorist state#israeli war crimes
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The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind
Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal, the real Light of Mankind.
It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.
#bruce offended parent and signals biggest fan wayne#hes so petty about it during JL meetings. he shuts down all the lights on the watchtower#Batman we cant see#well thats not a problem cause the light of mankind should be able to light up the room while stating directly at superman who just#looks so resigned#Tim floods the internet with pictures of Duke using his powers and fighting villians all with the hashtag theRealLightOfMankind#Duke is having the time of his light#he poses for Tim and makes rainbows on days it rains and poses like sailor moon#its a fun joke for Duke#its a matter of life or death for the rest of them#Dick has to stop Damian from breaking out the kryptonite not knowing that Jason has already stolen it and is heading for metropolis#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#batman#signal#duke thomas#tim drake#red robin#dick grayson#nightwing#superman
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Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.
Edit: For all the people who said I needed to add other audios snippets.
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A Reminder
Palestine is not over. Palestine is not dead. Gaza, the West Bank, the entire region between the river and the sea, and the various countries across the world where refugees have fled to, house a surviving people and surviving culture. Palestine is not dead, and WILL NOT die.
I'm seeing a lot of very valid despair online, but if you're someone like me, living a privileged life in a Western country NOT under active bombardment, and which is actually COMPLICIT to some degree in that bombardment: we don't get to give up. Not now, not ever.
You can still get involved in protests or direct actions (e.g. blocking supply), you can still donate eSims or fund UNRWA on your government's behalf, you can still hassle the crap out of your local MP. No, it won't roll back the harm that's already been committed, but all of those things are STILL WORTH DOING. PEOPLE ARE STILL ALIVE OVER THERE. PALESTINE IS STILL WORTH SAVING.
If you've bothered to read this far, you're probably already aware of what's going on over there right now. If not, check out Al Jazeera's fantastic coverage. But also remember that Palestine, and Palestinian culture, is more than just death and despair. Examples below:
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Long live Palestine, from the river to the sea.
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I do have a piece of writing advice, actually.
See, the first time I grew parsnips, I fucked it up good. I hadn't seen parsnips sprouting before, right, and in my eagerness I was keeping a close eye on the row. And every time I saw some intruding grass coming up, I twitched it right out, and went back to anticipating the germination of my parsnips.
But it turns out parsnips take a bit longer than anything else I'd ever grown to distinguish themselves visually. It's just the two little split leaves, almost identical to a newly seeded bit of kentucky bluegrass when they first come up, and they take a good bit to establish themselves and spread out flat before the main stem with its first distinctive scallopy leaf gets going.
I didn't get any parsnips, not that year, because I'd weeded them all out as soon as they showed their faces, with my 'ugh no that's grass' twitchy horticulture finger.
The next year, having in retrospect come to suspect what had happened, I left the row alone and didn't weed anything until all the sprouts coming up had all had a bit to set in and show their colors, and I've grown lots of parsnips since. They're kind of a slow crop, not a huge return, but I like them and watching them grow and digging them up, and their papery little seeds in the second year, if you don't harvest one either on purpose or because you misjudged the frost, so it's worth it.
Anyway, whenever I see someone stuck and struggling with their writing who's gotten into that frustration loop of typing a few words, rejecting them, backspacing, and starting again, I find myself thinking, you gotta stop weeding your parsnips, man.
#hoc est meum#writing#gardening#parsnips#i have plenty of writing and content generation difficulties of my own i will not pretend to mastery#but this is a failstate i've gotten pretty good at recognizing and shutting down
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oh my God, The Old Guard 2 news in 2024???? I've dreamed of days like these
#but holy shit post production has been shut down this entire time???#thats wild#here i was thinking it just got shelved after they finished it#the old guard#the old guard 2
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hey i lost track of time a bit is this gonna be the first winter where theres cybertrucks on the road. thats gonna go pretty bad i think
#turned off rbs on this because people cannot resist calling a trans woman dude#cannot shut down that specific version of the post so nobody gets to rb it anymore. tja
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idiot brothers
#cliffjumper#bumblebee#transformers one#transformers#maccadam#b 127#projecting all the things me and siblings did onto cliff and bee#my older brother making me go down the stairs in a hamper#and i instantly hit my head on every single step and start crying#“ill give you my dragon toy”#okay man i probbaly have a concussion but ill shut up
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Because i feel like i might be overestimating what the average is, i shall Conduct Research
This isn't about how many languages you speak, but how many youre able to count up to at least 10 in, since basic numbers are some of the first words you learn in a foreign language and sometimes you catch them without having studied the language at all
#shut up dave#cause like. i got 7 i think?#which isnt much ofc but i would assume its probably slightly above average#MY HYPOTHESIS. is that the average person on earth. can count up to 10 in at least 3 languages#hypothesis which i reached after a lot of narrowing down. so i have a feeling its correct this time
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Physically assaulting and arresting the 65-year-old Jewish HEAD of Jewish STUDIES at Dartmouth to fight the so-called antisemitism at these encampments is truly something you can’t even write.
X: RossWMUR
#shut it down for palestine#free palestine#palestine#gaza#free gaza#usa#jerusalem#فلسطين#i stand with palestine#israel
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We live under a dictatorship of billionaires with daddy issues and colonizer fever dreams x
#karina garcia#claudia de la cruz#our world#politics#ecosystem of white supremacy#down with capitalism#elon musk#eat the rich#restore our resources#shut down
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Snow bots au anyone? :D
They're back together a year later because it's snowing again❄️
All right! For context: I imagine them hanging out every winter in some kind of resort (a resort that Blurr owns. Because his bar business has expanded that much over time.)
#maccadam#transformers#snow bots au#uh that’s a lot of characters. okay let’s go#left -> to right. top to bottom haha#Swerve#Rung#Tailgate#Rewind#chromedome#cdrw#jazz#prowl#jazzprowl#rodimus#rodimus prime#Wing#Drift#Blurr#Swindle#I originally wanted to add Brainstorm falling out of bus window and Perceptor catching him but my brain is shutting down I need to sleep ha#jazz and prowl switching their hats be like#Prowl: I sense something is wrong..where's my hat?? (looks around) (sees it on Jazz's head) Oh there it is. Cool.#five minutes later: wait. If my hat is there than what am I wearing right now???? error 404#world greatest detective ladies and gentlemen~
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switcheroo part 3 (starscream edition)
part 2
part 1
this was originally going to be included in part 2 as a short segment, but it was getting too long so they ended being posted separately!
why is this one high quality. why did I put so much effort into this. why have I drawn so much of this blucking au
#switcherooAU#this version of starscream wants to be leader not because of his ego#but because he just genuinely thinks megatron is unfit to rule#I liked how in gen 1 starscream was actually pointing out valid flaws and getting shut down immediately LMAOOO#i was writing this and thought bro?? you sound like you’re describing yourself a little#maybe you have more in common with megatron than you thought??#IDK. IDK. THROWING SPAGHETTI ON THE WALL#transformers#maccadam#starscream#fanart#soundwave#tf art#megatron#skywarp#comic
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