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butterflytoxin · 11 months ago
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hear me out: frozen fanfic where hans actually kisses anna, but it still doesnt work
The kiss wasn't an act of TRUE love, but hans does actually love he and isn't a bad guy (he has his reasons [like pride, trying to stand out from his brothers, ect. ] but he's mostly marrying anna cus he loves her) Anna only loves the idea of him, the idea of romantic love, of finding her "true love". Anna does loves him, but it's not deep enough to be considered "true love" (having just met him), so it doesn't work
Hans takes her to Elsa, tries to save her, and Elsa learns that she is able to control her powers and that the key to controlling her powers is love (ofc she's still mad at Hans for locking her up, doesn't trust him AT ALL and disapproves completely of their marriage, but won't do anything outright because respects her sister's wishes, and overall he was only trying to help Anna)
After Elsa reverses things, and everything is back to a new "normal", Anna tries to figure out why Han's kiss didn't break the curse, and is postponing or basically avoiding the wedding; during this, she starts spending more time with Kristoff (😏) and one moment, while they're hanging out, she realized that she cares more about Kristoff that she initially thought. She's slowly realizing, as she spends more time with him, that he's not as bad as she thought, that he's better than she thought, that she might actually quite like him, and loves spending time with him. One moment, while their together, Kristoff does an act of kindness that startles Anna a bit, when she realizes that she might like him a little bit more than a friend.
Hans by this point is getting a little agitated, as Anna spends more and more time with Kristoff than with him, and when was that wedding going to happen anyway? He talks to Elsa, hoping she could give advice (because she knows Anna best and would be completely honest with him). She tells him the truth (honestly have no idea what this is yet, but it'll help him realize that she actually likes Kristoff, and that maybe they weren't meant to be). Already anxious to get home knowing that he isn't impressing anyone, and that the one person he was supposed to impress doesn't even love him, he leaves.
That's when Anna learns that she doesn't love Hans, as she's not even that sad that he's gone. It felt more of a loss of an acquaintance than of heartbreak. She was tamping down her feelings for Kristoff, being almost married and all that, denying that she liked him, not letting herself think about it at all. Now that Hans is gone Anna can admit that she likes Kristoff, but doesn't immediately confess or show that she likes him in that way at all, no, it was too soon, too early to say anything. Anyways, Kristoff probably only thinks of her as a friend, right?
This leads to a buildup of pretty much pure fluff, and sister bonding with Elsa, where Anna and Kristoff get closer until one day, Anna (kinda sporadically lol) tells him that she likes him. Ensue cute love story with Elsa totally being like 'I knew it'
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anistarrose · 2 months ago
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Disability is not a punishment, but I think the world would be genuinely improved if every person involved in writing or regulating ingredient labels was mysteriously inflicted with at least one food allergy falling under each of the following categories: "natural flavors," "modified food starch," "artificial flavors," "spices," and "color." Down with ingredient labels so vague that they defeat the entire fucking point.
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bacchuschucklefuck · 7 months ago
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couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead
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borrelia · 1 year ago
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if you donate one single us dollar to the unrwa, you will have donated more money than you would have by clicking that stupid arab.orb link every day for four and a half years. yes, they do actually donate money to the unrwa, but even with tens of thousands of clicks, most of that money is the baseline $90 they send every quarter. from 2023 quarter 4, half a million clicks turned into $380.57. maths out to six hundreths of one cent per click. just donate to unrwa.
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noodles-and-tea · 7 months ago
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Last part whoo!!!
PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4
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stars-and-branches · 7 months ago
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Chronic pain pisses me off cause I'm not even incapacitated for like a cool or badass reason instead my body is throwing the world's biggest temper tantrum because it's raining outside
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arimiadev · 1 year ago
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oh shit rpg maker xp is completely free to own this week on steam??
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medium5 · 2 years ago
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I am actually so serious I think it really messes with a childs creativity and joy to tell them to never make a mary sue OC. Like that unbridaled form of joy where you make a self insert OC who super cool and everyone loves them and they have every superpower in the world SHOULD be something a kid makes, it nourishes their ability to create things for fun and not be stifled by "oh but what if my character is too overpowered and cringey...". whatever
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago
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The Wizard Cowboy War (Wizboys VS Cowards) continues on.
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keferon · 3 months ago
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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules
Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#tf prowl#there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit#and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it#but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus#Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand#Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah#lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick#Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right#but there’s two bots instead of one#back on the base humans look at the new guys and like#Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure#and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet#agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot#damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him#but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage#against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals#and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know#yea kids would haaaate him so much#he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that#he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights#and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking#bc Nemesis blocks them#He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy#they would be such a menace together#man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop
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bookshelfpassageway · 11 months ago
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yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill
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sinkfood · 1 month ago
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a round and unthreatening face
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castielsprostate · 2 years ago
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i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media
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noodles-and-tea · 7 months ago
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twins in time continuation of that blue doodle comic thingy, but fidd is forced to take care of stan when Ford gets into the portal stuff, leaving him behind.
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I reckon he teaches him math…
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rassblerry · 2 months ago
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Shadow Milk should be addicted to shutting the fuck up /affectionate <3333
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blackkatdraws2 · 2 months ago
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[ORV] happy Han Myungoh before I explore (my interpretation of) his trauma ^_^
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[CONTENT WARNING: Body Horror / Gore underneath]
Han Myungoh had to save his daughter in exchange for her freedom and his humanity
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Han Myungoh did try killing the baby before it was born, but he changed his mind later and gave birth to Han Dareum and loved her. SOURCE: Chapter 251: Episode 47 – Demon King Selection (5)
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Still, it must've been scary living his entirely life as a straight cis man then suddenly being hit with the fear of pregnancy, having to experience what it's like to have a living being growing inside you. (Even if not physically, since: 1. The specifics never got told in the novel 2. Han Dareum is a curse 3. Han Myungoh himself said he "give birth from the heart.")
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