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Today's gender is long pig. Short pig. Wide pig. Narrow pig. Long pig. Short pig. Wide pig. Narrow pig.
#the rusty quill#rusty quill#the magnus archives#themagnusarchives#tma#magnus pod#magnuspod#tma podcast#mag pod#magpod#tma pod#tmapod#long pig#short pig#wide pig#narrow pig#monster pig
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the rough childhood trio with their childhood pets. (each of these gets a couple sentences of variably cryptic context-- all up for interpretation, of course. in my head these are all bittersweet ^^)
i-chaya wasn't supposed to be at school, technically, but amanda had a talk with the teachers, and they concluded that it was logical to allow i-chaya to continue to accompany spock to school, when his performance showed such marked improvement when she was around.
sometimes, during intervals between lessons, which were always timed precisely for optimal development of social skills, spock would sit cross-legged in a corner of the schoolyard, and i-chaya would sink down onto the red sand beside him and nudge at his cheek with her damp nose, and spock would reach up into her coarse, thick coat and press his forehead into the safety of her fur until the stinging remarks of the other children would melt and fall away in the harsh vulcan sun.
"he's up there in the stars, jamie. whenever you feel like you're on your own, just look up at the night sky and count the stars. he would've been so proud of you."
james tiberius kirk read, once, that pigs were unable to look up at the sky. from then on, he made sure to prop all of the pigs on the farm up every so often, so that they could look at the stars with him. for his birthday, his mother knit him two matching sweaters with stars on the chest-- one for him, and the other for wilbur (the grandpiglet of the sow she tripped over a decade ago).
bones was raised, essentially, by the large, calico barncat who lived on the mccoys' farm. she had not been named, and she wouldn't let anyone else touch her-- only bones.
when he was a baby, she curled up beside him in his crib with her tail around his ankle to stop him from crawling out and hurting himself.
when he got older, on difficult days, she would grab him by the sock and drag him to the old rocking chair in the attic and curl up on his lap and bite at his fingers until he could bring himself to pet her, and then she would purr and purr as he stroked through her warm, soft fur and rocked himself better in the big rocking chair. if anyone tried to drag bones away, she would hiss and yowl and bat vehemently at the intruding hands until he could be left alone.
#star trek#star trek tos#tos#star trek aos#aos#star trek fanart#jim kirk#spock#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#mcspirk#triumvirate#star trek headcanons#mcspirk headcanons#dust trek hcs#dust writes#ok it's actually not true that pigs can't look up-- they can at a roughly 45° angle#they just are really short-sighted and can't actually see the stars or the clouds in the sky#but SHH nobody tell jimmy. he'll be sad#baby spock#i-chaya#just my take on their childhoods-- i feel in my chest that they all came from fractured environments in a sense#but they get to heal. They WILL heal!! and so will all of us ^^#Yes i drew all of these today#i was struck by inspiration in the first five seconds and proceeded to go feral
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Une pomme ? 🍎 Servez-vous ! 😁 🐗
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#short video#humour#funny video#pommiers#goûter#pomme#apple#cute boar#funny pig#cochon#funny animals#cute pigs#animaux#funny#fidjie fidjie
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mother daughter bonding
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2024-05-06
The end of the semester is strange indeed.
It is to look up from endless papers, scrambled word documents, and ink-stained hands to notice, only then to see —
You’ve gotten so far and there’s so little, yet so much, just ahead.
#in short#I only have 10 days of school left not counting exams#and it’s absolutely weird as fuck#these 10 days are gonna be some of the worst days ever as I scramble to finish everything#but I’m gonna try my best#also would anyone want to see like a fully dissected pig’s heart#is there an audience for this#studyblr#studyspo#study aesthetic#aesthetic#student#my posts#study
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Forever lacking in nice project photos but look!!!
This 1000lb TV was abandoned at the dumpster and given a questionable makeover that now fits creatures inside.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Older TVs with CRT monitors can hold charges well after they are unplugged + the vacuum in the tube can cause an implosion (explosion of glass) if mishandled.
#it's a little small for pig but the new roomates are all smaller than her so we're good#I did not realize gutting an old tv had so many dangers but fortunately I researched it before tackling it#it isn't as nice as I was hoping but I'm short on time and can redo it later#turnpike#maybe one day I'll have a tag for projects
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Along with producer Leon Schlesinger, other members of the Warner Bros. animation studio played the live-action roles: writer Michael Maltese was the security guard, animator Gerry Chiniquy was the live-action director, and manager Henry Binder was the stagehand who tosses Porky out of the soundstage. With the exception of Schlesinger, all voices were dubbed over by Mel Blanc.
YOU OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES (1940) | dir. Fritz Freleng
#1940's cinema#1940's#1940's animation#animationedit#looney tunes#short#animated short#porky pig#daffy duck#warner bros#classicfilmsource#old hollywood#filmedit#filmblr#filmgifs#classicfilmgifs#oldhollywoodedit#leon schlesinger#michael maltese#gerry chiniquy#henry binder#mel blanc#you ought to be in pictures
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some great Maurice Noble layout work in Forward March Hare
#definitely an odd duck (rabbit?) of a short and pretty ooc for Bugs and i think that's why i like it LOL it's one of my favorite Jones Bugs#shorts. i like that he's not an immobile smarmy drone in this one#and points for 'well i'm Sargeant Porky Pig'#the iris transition after 'HOLY CATS I BEEN DRAFTED' IS SOOOO CUTE UGHGHGGH. i love kitschy iris wipes. they're the best. i wish more#shorts did them#lt#forward march hare#jones
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What made you decide on a hog fursona?
I luv boar....... i have a few hog-like qualities/comparisons have been made....also my chinese zodiac is the pig lol. that actually is a big reason.
i'll expand on it a little more under the cut!
when i was a kid i kind of lamented that i had the pig as a zodiac. i specifically remember seeing a little jade rabbit zodiac figure as a kid and wishing so bad i couldve been year of the rabbit instead. just one of those silly little memories that somehow stuck around and made an impression on me.
now i love pigs and boar, theyre some of my favourite animals. i still love rabbits ofc but i dont wish for having the rabbit zodiac anymore. happy to be a pig. that applies to other aspects of Hock as well, he is meant to kind of embrace aspects of myself ive wanted to change. i never really made a fursona that was such a direct representative of myself before him
even his name plays into this to a degree, Hock is partially a reference to a dish my mom often made when i was a kid since it was cheap; Studenetz, which is jellied pork hocks and feet....i often wished it was not on my plate LOL but yknow parts of it were not so bad when you gave it a chance. anyways ive been vegan almost 10 years now so there's only one pork Hock in my life nowadays *<:)
#asks#hock#fursona#Another thing that inspired hock is my love of strange anthropomorphic pigs from old silent films lol#A la devils standing guard in the shape of animals from Haxan and the short film le cochon danseur#That's why he is all greyscale and has facial markings inspired by old silent cartoons too
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He was Earth, and we were the fruit of that Earth; and though he had eaten us, he would never digest us.
#pig does art#eyestrain#eye strain#bright colors#bright colours#if you saw the other version of this no you did not !!! anyways. read ihnmaims i love that thing#its very short you can search for a pdf easily its amazing . i esp love the imagery when teds describing AM its so powerful to me#ihnmaims#ihnmaims fanart#allied mastercomputer#<- you can tell i like drawing wires. lmao
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🤗 Petite sieste entre amis ! 🐕 🐖 🦆
#funny video#animals#sieste#cute dog#duck#cochon#funny duck#sieste entre amis#funny dog#canard#cute ducks#funny animals#short video#pig#funny pig#fidjie fidjie
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Cadillac Deville
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public proposal GONE WRONG *NOT CLICKBAIT* (HES PREGNANT?)
#DAFPORK IS SO FUN!!!#esp when they’re acting together it’s so sillayyyyyhh#idk what the consensus is but to me The Looney Tunes Cartoon is also just them acting#of course with a LOT of improv#I figure their directors and what not don’t tell them half of what’s going to happen in their shorts#but that’s a whole hc for another post about how they’re like hey guys I know you want genuine reactions and were heavily improv actors but#sometimes these improvs cause mass bodily harm#to which they get told fuck you you’re a toon which YEAH but it would be nice to know when you’re going to be beaten up at the work place#anyway.#dafpork#daffy duck#porky pig#looney tunes
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solo en español, disculpen.
Quizás algún dia lo traduzca al inglés.
#dafpork#looney tunes#daffyxporky#ship art#porky pig#daffy duck#shipping#comic art#fanart digital#bugs bunny#elmer fudd#mini comic#español#historietas#short comic#digital comic
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are you anti "sour-puss" daffy? that characterization of him is the primary one in my head. like duck amuck is epitome of daffy in my mind.
CRACKS KNUCKLES SO LOUDLY THEY EXPLODE. i’m giving my “HEADS UP THIS WILL LIKELY BE EXHAUSTIVE” warning now because i love love love love love love love love any chance to talk and analyze and pontificate about the duck. TLDR: YES AND NO
SO. i don’t consider myself “anti sour-puss” so much as i would consider my stance “if Daffy has to be more egocentric and miserly than he usually is then i prefer a very specific set of circumstances for this to be the case”. i have warmed up to the Jones and Freleng duck of the ‘50s onward CONSIDERABLY in recent years—there was a point where i just refused to touch any Daffy short made after a certain point because i knew it would make me frustrated and sad and mad and that’s, respectfully, ridiculous!
it took me watching the Speedy and Daffy cartoons to realize that Daffy in THOSE shorts is what i thought Daffy was in the Jones and Freleng shorts. it dwindles a bit over time (compare how he behaves in The Hunting Trilogy to something like Ali-Baba Bunny, which is a short i still have yet to come around to for that reason—i don’t like the “MINE MINE MINE GO GO GO DOWN DOWN DOWN” duck very much and my issue was that i thought he behaved that way in every single cartoon after a certain point which is thankfully incorrect!), but there’s still some nuance. by the time we’re getting to shorts where Daffy is saying “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO STARVE ON MY PROPERTY” is when i fully throw in the towel lol
another thing that’s helped me warm up is the realization that Daffy’s personality change is not nearly as objective as it’s made out to be. he has always had an ego, he’s always been reckless, impulsive, and yes, this absolutely includes the ‘30s shorts! Chuck’s Duck is Chuck’s Duck from day one with the line “not bad for a guy that never took a lesson in his life!”.
Scalp Trouble has Daffy on an ego trip fancying himself as an army general (and there is a legitimate, honest to god small dick metaphor joke in that short because he has this huge giant sword sheath that is indiscreetly phallic in design, only to reveal a tiny little dagger), ordering people around and essentially LARPing in this role we immediately know is way too big for him. and when it comes time to battle, what does he do but spend the majority of his time cowering in a corner.
he’s always had these traits! maybe they’re a bit more primitive earlier on, some other traits are a greater priority. but Drip-Along Daffy is one of my favorite Chuck Jones shorts because it’s basically a sequel to The Great Piggy Bank Robbery. and you could argue the same with Duck Dodgers! all shorts have him fantasizing about a hero role that is clearly too big for him to fill, and he is absolutely getting the biggest kick out of assuming this role. Drip-Along is still early enough to also have this sort of innocence and unflappability (that may more accurately be described as delusion or ignorance): when Daffy gets no reception whatsoever in the bar, instead of screaming at everyone to look at him, he just marches to the next order of business and indulges in his next part of his fantasy. this NEVER would have happened had the short come out 5-10 years after when it did.
likewise, the Daffy of the ‘50s and ‘60s is still insane, it’s just a different manifestation of how that’s the case. earlier on, he’s a bit more visibly unhinged. his HOOHOOHOOing fits are a catharsis that you can just FEEL crawling up his throat and dying to get out, and in the really early shorts you can see this sort of half and half battle between cognizance and succumbing to insanity (The Daffy Doc and Porky’s Last Stand especially come to mind). it’s an insanity that relieves itself through sheer manic catharsis. as time goes on, he matures a bit, he knows how to keep better wraps on it; the manners in which he gratifies his impulses just shifts.
and also, Daffy can still very much be a sourpuss early on! Bob McKimson’s Daffy, whose interpretation is very integral in my sort of mental default of who Daffy is, can be very bitter and cynical in particular! or, again, early shorts like The Daffy Doc or Scalp Trouble where he’s more argumentative and his ego is clearly much more tender.
the seeds of what Daffy would become have all been planted, and so that’s allowed me to bristle a bit less and lower my haunches. and i am making more progress in coming around to the later shorts! i’ve been on a Chuck Jones kick recently and been watching lots of Chuck Jones Daffy shorts and enjoying them. i love Drip-Along, Duck Dodgers, Duck Amuck, Deduce You Say, Robin Hood Daffy—i’ve even come around to Rabbit Seasoning which is kind of NUTS to me because there was awhile where i was acting like Bugs and Daffy shorts killed my firstborn. “pronoun trouble” is an inside joke with my friend and dear lord i laugh every time at Daffy’s reactions to Elmer falling for Bugs’ drag act, and the ENDING!!!! omg. i love it. i’ve come around to Beanstalk Bunny as well! it’s a great short!! in getting to know the duck better and understanding how nuanced his development is, i’ve gone a bit softer which is good.
i was just chatting about this recently—i think most of the thorns in my side come from the Daffy and Bugs pair-ups. what i like best and get most out of each character, i get none of when they’re together. i’d rather see Bugs behaving and doing something else, and the same for Daffy. i’m not opposed to a sourpuss Daffy so much as i really don’t like seeing him suffer. i feel like the Bugs and Daffy shorts “punch down” a bit more on him, and i still haven’t found a way to really properly articulate this… i’ll just copy and paste what i was saying the other day here:
Daffy earlier on has all the traits above we talked about, but the difference is that he isn’t really shamed for them outright? of course we’re meant to laugh at his cowardice as he says “go… back… in again….” to the giant towering rat gangster he screamed at to confront him, we’re of course supposed to laugh at the asininity and selfishness of him dodging the draft and taking the Little Man From the Draft Board down with him by locking him in a safe and suffocating him. Daffy isn’t exactly meant to be a role model (but that still doesn’t stop me from finding his bombasm and exuberance and zest for life extremely empowering!), but there’s less narrative pushback against it. seeing Daffy be Daffy and have every action be interrupted by another character rolling their eyes going “oh brother” is where i have a problem, it just sucks the air out of the room for me. especially when Daffy is made to feel ashamed or beaten down for this as well. that’s why i enjoy shorts like Beanstalk Bunny or Drip-Along so much, ending with stuff like “it’s a living!” or being contented in his new position that is often very degrading and a direct consequence of his impulsiveness. a huge part of Daffy’s charm for me is his resilience (even if that equates to ignorance at times), if he wants something he will go to absolutely asinine lengths to get it! and i love that! his drive is so admirable! and i just feel like after awhile that resilience is lost. the issue isn’t that Daffy is a loser, as he’s lost quite a bit before that—moreso, he doesn’t have that good humor about being a loser anymore
I’M ALMOST DONE I PROMISE. but my tags in that video post, as i said in them, i watched The Million Hare the other day which is a short i very much dislike. and it’s not really out of anger or “UUUURGH NOT MY DAFFY”, but moreso it just makes me SO. DAMN. DEPRESSED.
this is the most soul sucking image i’ve ever seen. i get genuinely sad that the cartoons have devolved to starting with “characters watching TV because they’re too bored to do anything, and Bugs just joins him”. no part of this is the resilient, impulsive, manic, pleasure seeking duck that carried us through the past few decades. and this certainly doesn’t represent the wily, impish, inciting rabbit of the past few decades either! Bugs has a greater excuse since i know there’s the pattern of his domestication and Jones’ rule of Bugs minding his own business before being provoked, etc. but man. this image just represents all of my problems with the later shorts and dynamics. the characters are hollow and so are the stories and the directors are checked out or moving onto greater things, and i think all of that just coagulates and manifests in the characters.
I HAVE SO MUCH MORE I CAN SAY but i’m finally realizing i’ve gone on way way way too long and don’t even know if i answered the question all that well LOL. don’t even get me started on “modern”interpretations of Daffy… [starts ranting about how TLTS killed my family for the 80th time as i’m gently lured into the nursing home].
BUT! to answer your question! i’m not really opposed to a more cynical and conceited duck because those traits have always been there, just in varying degrees of intensity. my ideal duck is definitely one locked in the ‘40s—Frank Tashlin and Bob Clampett’s Daffy have always been my favorite, but i’ve sort of adopted a coagulation of Art Davis, Bob McKimson, Norm McCabe and Friz Freleng’s duck as my mental default. i am extremely protective and loving and fanatical of Daffy, i love him more than any cartoon character and i resonate with him more than any cartoon character! i bet he too would also spend an hour typing up a diatribe on his character evolution and how he’s been sorely misrepresented. maybe. Daffy is one of the most varied characters of all time, and it’s really hard to pin him down for this reason. i like a duck that best has a bit of a balance between his traits, and i get more chafed when he’s made more narrow and transparent and just “flanderized” (for lack of a better word) to one or two tropes that then speak louder than his character. i prefer shorts that are more sympathetic and celebratory of Daffy rather than admiring how funny he is as a loser. which, he is funny! but IUNNO. i like a more upbeat and resilient and charming duck, and he can be all of these things later on, but it unfortunately does get fleeting
#gee do you think my answer was a bit short?#i was planning on talking about modern interpretations and how he’s been completely misunderstood and how that drives me crazy too but i’ve#said all that before (and will say it again) but for another time#the greatest damage that has been inflicted on the duck though is this conflation between insanity and stupidity#Daffy Duck does stupid things but is not actually stupid and i still maintain is one of the smartest characters of the entire franchise#including when he’s in the throes of insanity#saying all this as a Duck Dodgers 03 enjoyer too! in which he is stupid in that show#he’s just been wronged so many times#and omg my blood boils at jokes like in Back in Action implying that anyone who likes Daffy is a basement dwelling incel#🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲#asks#the-clapping-smiling-pig#LOVE YOUR USERNAME BTW
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Glenn Howerton in WHEN PIGS FLY (2017), directed by Andrew Wood.
#glenn howerton#when pigs fly#glennhowertonedit#iasip cast#filmedit#filmgifs#moviegifs#movieedit#short film#*gifs#*mine#glesbians do your thing. don't let this flop
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