hey guuys i started this new series called "no home" by wanan. it only has one chapter out rn but it already looks pretty promising! u can tell these guys are going to change the trajectory of each other's lives in ways that cannot be fully explained or even understood
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hello!!!!! just wanted to say hi bc we're the same age and we both like bangtan and ateez!!!
Hii sweetheart, thank you for reaching out!! So excited to have you here and also on @sector1 🫂💗 AND I'M EVEN MORE EXCITED THAT YOU LOVE ALL OF MY BEST BOYS. Any bias lines?? 👀 I'm just curious!!
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And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr
🐙 WetterThanYou Follow
It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder
👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow
Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?
🐙WetterThanYou Follow
Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'
👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow
I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(
🦁BEaST-MAN Follow
DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!
👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow
They're not? 😭😭😭
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🐺HereWolf Follow
Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.
🏏Batass Follow
Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.
🐺HereWolf Follow
You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.
🦁BEaST-MAN Follow
OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.
🐺HereWolf Follow
Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.
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💚CraftedLove Follow
In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.
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🧙♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow
Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.
🧙♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow
Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.
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🤼♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow
Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍
♣️HeraclesOfficial✅ Follow
Hey.
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WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!
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This now has a sequel, and a third act
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jason who was expecting tim at titans tower: who tf are you?
robin steph, half in her pjs half in uniform eating a whole tub of peanut butter while watching kuwtk: robin, duh
jason: but you’re a girl?
steph: obviously
jason worried he got his intel wrong: but, robin cant be a girl he’s—
steph: wowwwww, i didnt think the red hood was sexist, see this is why spoilers better
jason: … i’ll be seeing myself out
steph turning back to her show: yeah, you and your spirit halloween robin costume go do that…
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And we will say our farewell in silence. Like we always have.
This was all fun and games until he started to look like old days Bon Jovi, and I couldn't unsee. Yeah.
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