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Remember to wash your sheets. I am begging you to wash your bedding
#i make a lemon vinegar spray that i use on my furniture#it does a great job deodorizing. only smells like vinegar before it dries#and the lemon helps deter fleas#if you have an old couch or one that isnt fancy just put a sheet over the cushions or a blanket and wash once a week#spray furniture down while its washed#you can vacuum it first if you have pets to lift hair and dust#dont overdo it on baking soda on your carpet though. once a month at max is fine. if you arent careful and your vacuum is cheap#then it can hurt the motor over time
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everyone who writes kim as super minimalist is WRONG he used to collect knight figurines he is a DWEEB and a goober and would colelct gundam if he could
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Love local coffee shops. your “refugees are welcome here” sign goes really well with the one that says “bathrooms are for paying customers only”
#more places need accessible bathrooms for free and youre a ghoul if you think otherwise#fact is that public restrooms should be free to use and maintained by public services#sharps containers should be in place#safe changing stations#soap and clean water#if we keep being so afraid of the “wrong” people using something good then we will never have something good#and you know what? as someone who has had to clean public restrooms and help people using drugs in them#id rather deal with that forever then have to spend time with the self righteous assholes#who act like only certain people deserve dignity and privacy and help
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are certain lubes better suited for vaginal or anal sex? or are they all the same?
hi anon,
water-based, oil-based, and silicone-based lube are all suitable for either vaginal or anal sex. many people prefer silicone-based lubricants for anal sex because it's so long-lasting and durable, which is helpful when you're working with an orifice that won't naturally lubricate itself. oil-based lubricants are also a no-go with latex condoms, which is relevant for both vaginal and anal sex. beyond that it's all a matter of personal preference!
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This man and the woman who proposed Disco Elysium but as a cozy cottagecore witch game should kiss.
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he would not fucking say that but it’s he would not fucking talk about his queer identity like he was reading out of a college campus lgbt center brochure
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The united states is a country of plague ridden rats
#i was having heart trouble and went in to the er to get checked out#i wore a mask bc honestly you should wear one ESPECIALLY there#and the nurse who triaged me gave me a weird look and was like “you dont need to keep that on”#and i was like???? yes i do#every time i go to the er or urgent care or the doctors i wear a mask and sometimes even then still get sick#because everyone else wont. even most nurses and doctors dont care#and i have to take my mask off for certain exams/tests#and my daughter is a high support needs disabled kid who wont wear one#so anywhere we go she risks getting sick because no one who can wear one will#i have people who have coughed on me or sneezed or whatever and then said “its just bronchitis” or “i only have strep”#as if i want those either???#so many people too afraid to mask but not afraid enough of getting back to back sinus infections and the flu like wtf#hear someone moan about how bad their cold is in the same breath as their plans to go to the bar that night#makes me feel crazy
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extremely funny when there's a post on here explicitly or implicitly making the claim that like. the united states didn't have any fascist elements until trump became president the first time around. like have you never thought about anything before in your life or
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gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog
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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead
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Please remember intersex people during these next 4 years. To support and worry about us too, not just perisex trans people. Intersex people are fully affected by the idea of "only male and female allowed" laws. Intersex people are affected by anti trans laws even if not all of us are trans. Many of us can't pass or hide our features, similar to how some trans people can't. We (the systems body) for example are physically incapable of passing as "cis" unless we get surgeries and hormones which still wouldn't change the fact we're intersex. We can't blend in, we get clocked as "queer looking" no matter what we wear or how we act. Don't forget about us when making posts about protecting trans and queer people. - ❔️
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Hey just a reminder that thought crime doesn’t exist and pretending to have empathy is just as good as having it! You can be the world’s biggest dickhead in the privacy of your own mind and as long as you’re outwardly kind it literally Does Not Matter
i actually really needed to hear this. love this outlook, thank you.
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Church of Whale Fall
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