#she’s a real life Barbie

[georgiapeach30513]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Real Life Barbie

[paupersnail]

My little queen of hell, my malkavian Nyx.

[niallsdaya]

Zendaya for ‘DUNE: Part Two’ press in Mexico.

[pinkmoonmp3]

ashley park via instagram

[edwardallenpoe]

Who else is on that Sherlock & Co brainrot?

[tangredont]

The Barbie move is promoted as a comedy but will be giving Truman show, Lego movie and Pleasantville kind of existentialism I’m telling you

[callmefirefly]

Margot Robbie channelling her inner Barbie 🩷

[chunkecheeks]

my toxic trait is that if you fundamentally misunderstand barbie i will judge you so heavily and thoroughly

[marklikely]

like that l.a. times article is rightfully being dragged through the mud so maybe my complaining is redundant. but i think if you wrote "maybe barbie would get a nomination if she survived a mass murder plot" you should never be allowed to write again

[thaliagrayce]

just saw the barbie movie and honestly i can't believe there aren't more posts about Gloria??? like i understand that it was The Barbie Movie and Barbie is the main character and it's About Her, but it's only about her because it's actually deep down about Gloria

[maretriarch]

hiveswap failed bcs they didnt give joey enough cute outfits. they created the most adorable heroine for their game of all time who does ballet and tap dance and gave her only one incredibly adorable outfit. giant hoodie. her horns are croissants. no notes.

[gothmothgoblin]

my only critique of the barbie movie is she should have become a gynecologist instead of just getting a vagina

[thevirginslvt]

i have so much rage contained for this one person and i feel so dumb about it because they are out there living their best life while i’m fantasizing about ways to shut them up

[josefinemarch]

no because how is bridgit mendler actually real????

[favroitecrime]

Oohhh in the post I just reblogged someone in the notes pointed out (in their tags) that Barbie being paraded as a feminist movie is false given the premise being male-driven and the conclusion being akin to “it’s the woman’s fault”. And from everything I’ve seen/heard I can’t say they’re wrong. The barbies mistreated the kens who then mistreated them back and then they came together and decided “let’s not do that anymore❤️”. which. MAYBE this would have been a concept that worked with another character, but this is BARBIE. Barbie has always represented this lesson. The movie required breaking down EVERYTHING about Barbie and her ideals and personality to create this weird version that’s inconsiderate & arguably daft was a ridiculous choice. Nothing excited me about this movie since its announcement because I knew whatever they were going to they to do would involve decimating years of proper messaging. And it sucks that so many girls are only gonna know this Barbie. The Barbie I had growing up had the slogan “you can be anything you wanna be (what do you wanna be?)”. The Barbie I grew up with was sweet, kind, and self-reliant, never once feeling inferior to her male counterparts NOR mistreating anyone else. The Barbie I grew up with was everything they stripped this Barbie of. The Barbie I had was a ballerina, a dreamer, a fairy, a mermaid, a friend, a sister, a girlfriend, an actress, a singer. Barbie life in the dreamhouse would have made a great movie though idk why they wouldn’t want to take it in that direction🤷🏻‍♀️